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CapnBlargles

This is like when I ask my kids what they want for dinner, the answer is always I don't care. It never fails.


Hysaky

My father used to say "a airplane engine" when we asked


CapnBlargles

Haha, maybe I need to get more creative with the options I give them to get their attention.


Superb_Ad2722

Me when it’s actually good food in school and not garbage


salo_boi

You guys get bad food?


Superb_Ad2722

Well it’s just a big complain when it come to food even tho it’s free


salo_boi

True


Asian_Persuasion_1

this is literally me and my mother every day there is also the "when are you we eating" with the response of "today"


TheMagnificentRPG

Literally me and my wife. 😰


Lazysquirrel7

You have a wife???!!!


TheMagnificentRPG

Yes she watched Shield Hero with me about an hour ago.


Lazysquirrel7

You have a wife and she watches anime, isn't it illegal to use reddit for people like you 😭


TheMagnificentRPG

Shh don’t tell anyone


EyeLeft3804

Ass


Lazysquirrel7

Too political


TheMagnificentRPG

Facts


HajimeFromArifureta

In the hood: “Sleep”


nikko---

in africa: "sand"


Superb_Ad2722

In Asia: only rice


gamerweeb623

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER


kakyoindonut321

I eat noodle with rice, they say it's bad because carbohydrate + carbohydrate = bad and I think they're right but idk


Superb_Ad2722

Nah I think it’s sound good I think rice with some kind of sauce just is good


SweetHarmlessOneesan

The rice is the actual food. Those meat/veggies/fried stuffs/seafoods r just rice toppings


Superb_Ad2722

Well I support topping on rice


whitey-ofwgkta

instructions unclear: fucking on a pile of rice


JuggloMagleBoo

I usually top my rice with more rice (preferably fried rice) to get that extra taste of being asian


aRandomFox-I

I don't like sand.


InflationHefty4989

It's coarse, irritating, and always gets in your clothes.


InflationHefty4989

With a side of blessed rain.


MLGRedditUser69

That's my response when I'm asked What I'd like for dinner tonight


JoelMahon

Me (fasting): No


Prestigious_Algae432

This pairs well with people that ask my opinion on how did the food taste and I reply with. "I ate it"


Pat0723

My sister sometimes cooks and she always asks me how the food tastes, I just tell her it's at least edible and she always gets mad.


Banana-Oni

To be fair to her, that is pretty rude. I mean.. the rotten food and insects in a dumpster are technically edible lol I can’t pass judgment since as far as I know, your sister could be even meaner to you. It just feels a little harsh


Pat0723

Lol, nah, she knows I'm joking. She's the same. We joke but never actually mean anything bad by it.


Banana-Oni

That makes sense. I thought you were serious when you said she gets mad. No harm in a little teasing among family or close friends


ljcozad

What kind of food?


TheMagnificentRPG

The kind you eat.


Lycian1g

This is what I was looking for.


siblingsoo

Show I love


XenoMaker

#specify the name of the food. Please state the name, recipe, and the specific time it will be done (and no don’t call me when you want me to set the table)


GingerJett

As a parent this is the proper response, and you'll be grateful for whatever it is you little shit. 😂


hallowed_b_my_name

You can afford food? I usually have sleep


ImTheRealMarco

Food? What do you mean foood???


Luke_desu

I hate whan people ask this, and reject all of my suggestions, and say that they're wanting this, like bitch, why did you ask me if you already know what you want? Ask me if I want that, don't ask what I want, these are just my thoughts, idk if anyone can relate.


marcusmorga

Air soup and Wind stew


darksanninx

Lol


LixdyDaBoi

What ingredients didst thee useth


Any_Poet9479

This show needs to turn to marvel movie


a-snakey

Yes.


The_Quackening

I would ask: What *KIND* of food? and my parents would hit back with: Food that you can eat.


meove

my respond to my bro since old day. never get old


DI0nysOO2

"We eat what we have"


ToDieOrNotToLive

Take that, Koiba! My Brooklyn Rage!