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Your username is now your ability, what do you have?

Your username is now your ability, what do you have?

[deleted]

I'm banned from several sperm banks


ImpossibleToBan02

You can contact the guy above you. He's a sperm collector.


Piscespsych

I wonder what happened to ImpossibleToBan01


FRleo_85

i don't need sleep i need answers


-AdamaS73

Cancelled


phistreddit

Maybe the great ITB01 wasn’t so impossible to ban after all....


OutrageousPudding450

It was an impostor.


CoPyPaStE104

You can contact the guy above you. He's a sperm collector.


MarvelousOxman

I'm really strong and really hairy.


Kullanici1234

I'd assume it would affect certain sizes as well.


Cocktopus-2_0

Average bodybuilder in cartoons


Fullwoody

I don't know what to say.


Hairy-Ball-Theorem

I’m with you on that…


Mrbuttboi

Same


ThemB0ners

you guys are all getting me worked up


Mrbuttboi

**CLAPS CHEEKS AGGRESSIVELY** To ward off predators tho. Get up on outta here jungle cats!!!


smol_boi-_-

Same here, but smaller


Fullwoody

Bet it goes like a sewing machine though!


pygmy

smaller


CoPyPaStE104

you guys are all getting me worked up


TimmysTinyTesticles

Ya it's pretty unfortunate.


CoPyPaStE104

I don't know what to say.


Eatslackrepeat

Professional couch potato


RustEvangelist10xer

This one is my favourite so far. It's pretty simple.


CoPyPaStE104

Professional couch potato


Akipossu123

And you're a professional game dev


CoPyPaStE104

And you're a professional game dev


Helpinghandinc

I drink piss


Theory78

OH NOT SO TOUGH ARE YOU NOW?


CoPyPaStE104

OH NOT SO TOUGH ARE YOU NOW?


ilovechairs

I too am a master of sitting now.


fuckin_anti_pope

Aight u/anti_pope, we're at it again but now it's an ability of mine


LukeDude759

I think I just stumbled into the middle of an ongoing conflict.


BlahbluhblihMan

Anime 1v1


KatyKat8616

*Jojo music plays in the background*


fuckin_anti_pope

*makes some Jojo pose and breathes to channel hamon*


RGB3x3

*Shkhhhuuuuuh*


Farmer-Smores

ANTI-POPE OVERDRIVU!


MatiMati918

I wish he would reply. Latest comment 5h ago.


anti_pope_uncle

It's my turn now


INeverLearnedToRead

?


CoPyPaStE104

?


megecharizardX

A


Petnochlab

B


DonC1305

C


NovaCoyote

D


CocaineCoupon

E


dRUNk_ENd

F


419-68-haha

G


Antique_Emu524

H


BigIdeasCopyright

If anyone has any big ideas, thanks. They’re mine.


CoPyPaStE104

If anyone has any big ideas, thanks. They’re mine.


BigIdeasCopyright

Hey don’t get any big ideas now.. that’s “copywrite!”


CoPyPaStE104

Hey don’t get any big ideas now.. that’s “copywrite!”


Born-On-My-Birthday

Well I've always had this ability tbh


CoPyPaStE104

Well I've always had this ability tbh


Timely-Chain-3045

I'm such an idiot


FrogForTheFam

I'd say this would mean a metal link chain would come of nowhere in the nick of time and solve any problem you had. About to get mugged? Chain. CPR? Chain. Slept through your train/bus stop? Chain grappling hook.


Infinitemacaroni

Pretty good ngl


ImpossibleToBan02

You gotta share some with me. I want cheese on top and bottom.


Infinitemacaroni

Of course


V0rt3XBl4d3

Sharing is caring. *comrade*


InsertBluescreenHere

OUR macaronii


Kuro_6320

You may shut down my PC or something?


OP_Fucker69

Ask him where the Alfredo sauce comes from...


Valenyn

Your power scares me


ImpossibleToBan02

Me too


FrottageCheeseDip

You got it.


CoPyPaStE104

Pretty good ngl


yupyupokay123

I agree with everything. Nothing changes I guess


ImpossibleToBan02

So you like me?


CoPyPaStE104

So you like me?


CoPyPaStE104

I agree with everything. Nothing changes I guess


djSanta1

Interesting. Who's down to partay?


TheLittlePeace

I've heard Rudolph's Lightshow is lit


-Coward

Uhm.... Not very good.


Deveton12

There's a dash so that means to remove Coward so your just really heroic. A powerless superman really


SnR_Remito

So basically the bicycle hero dude from "One punch man"?


AggressiveCamelToe

Well...


ShiveredMyTimber

I can shiver your timbers if you want


EatMyParrrley

Fancy a parley?


BeardFountain

Omfg you made my drink come through my nose hahaha. How is that woman not been put in a padded cell yet??


Balduroth

Did it.. pour down your beard? And make like a… fountain?


codon011

Oh what a difference a y can make. I saw that as “you made me…”


overratedunderpants

We might go well together


Mrbuttboi

Same


massivedickhaver

I agree.


obsidiantoothedcunt

Assemble!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Laughing sickness, great.


SweatyExamination9

So you're the Joker.


CoPyPaStE104

So you're the Joker.


hgs25

Username power checks out


ProfessionalSquash47

Umm....


L_________O________L

I give people laughing sickness


CoPyPaStE104

Laughing sickness, great.


BBH_pinecone

The mad man


Here_To_keep_It_Real

to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth that no one else will


CoPyPaStE104

to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth that no one else will


AlexDaDerper

You have one of my favorite abilities in this thread so far.


CoPyPaStE104

You have one of my favorite abilities in this thread so far.


SecretQueen138

Damn I like ur ability


CoPyPaStE104

Damn I like ur ability


MilkDerpp

I like fortn-


CoPyPaStE104

I like fortn-


BurkusCircus52

u/BurkusCircus52 is very handsome


CoPyPaStE104

u/BurkusCircus52 is very handsome


-EmeraldSplash-

Mr PaStE, I appreciate your work on this thread. I tip my hat to you.


CoPyPaStE104

Ms PaStE, I appreciate your work on this thread. I tip my hat to you.


BurkusCircus52

Awww, thank you!


ImpossibleToBan02

Don't you fancy my ability?


AlexDaDerper

That one is also a pretty good ability. Being impossible to ban. Has some good possibilities to it. Is the 02 factored into it somehow..?


Holy-Kush

I'm am here to sooth them afterwards and to help you find redemption.


rizlakingsize

I guess I'm your sidekick.


CoPyPaStE104

I guess I'm your sidekick.


mojojojo245

Did anyone watch powerpuff girls in their childhood? If yes then you know what I am capable of.


DertblockUno

Your a MonkE.


smol_boi-_-

Getting the shit beat out of you?


Weeb__Warrior

Precisely


dead_sweater_weather

Weather for dead sweaters? No, thank you


CoPyPaStE104

Weather for dead sweaters? No, thank you


Master_Tax_Evader

Well I DON’T have taxes...


divineblessings4me

Giving divine blessings to all who want them.


Cluckyk

Wouldn't it be you recieve devine blessings from every mythologies god? So you're essentially a cracked demi-god with every known power that exists.


MemeKeeper2

...Including giving divine blessings


Ai_fucker

Bro wtf


SweatyExamination9

You could interpret your name to give you complete control over all AI by being able to fuck with them.


WilliamAftonisunderU

IQ 100000


CoPyPaStE104

Bro wtf


Purplepotamus-wings

oh shit, you're back


CoPyPaStE104

oh shit, you're back


yo_mommas_friend

Well... That's unforrunate


SpeakNotTheWatchers

Not speaking the Watchers.


A_Variant_of_Roar

Shutting down whatever the watchers wanna say


ShitEatingTiger

Wow...


IllustriousMind6714

My brain is respected


BlackberryNeon

I can make blackberries glow with neon light


nice_shirt_bro

Is it dangerous with the neon light? I want some


pile_of_dead_babies

I solve overpopulation My name is *Depopulator*


ImpossibleToBan02

Looks like you prepared for this question.


destroy_the_kids

Same


pile_of_dead_babies

bröther


bOrEd1107

Tell r/prequelmemes that I found the one true Anakin.


A_Variant_of_Roar

Some kind of a roar


drunk_german_gamer

God dammit


Whisky-Slayer

Life simply continues


WarrenPreace

War and Peace


Toastee321

Preace*


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I can get pinned to the fridge by your mother.


KawaiiEnderGirl

Kinky


BeepBeepWhistle

I can control all technology


EarthPlosion01

Earth go boom


semen_collector69

Man I been doing that


_Generic_Human_

At least you can do SOMETHING, just look at mine


Cloaked42m

You make the best hitman though, you look like everyone else. No one can pick you out of a lineup.


Sheev--Palpatine

I am the senate. * Force lightning * bad-ass lightsaber skills * a cyborg killing puppet


A_very_big_rock

This is unfair! It's outrageous!


ThatHomlessPerson

money loss and debt


Isleptwithyourgirl

Huh, I attract girls


jeppevinkel

Only ones already in a relationship though*


Downingst

I guess he's a bad guy then.


Toastee321

No, it means you can switch bodies


CoPyPaStE104

Huh, I attract girls


OkiDokiVR

I am in love with you.


CoPyPaStE104

I am in love with you.


simple_joe_21

Now kiss


No_Buddy_8102

⬆️. This is why I shouldn't have done a random name.


RandomRedditorOvaDer

being a random redditor


ImpossibleToBan02

Where?


RandomRedditorOvaDer

over there


powerlesshero111

Oh poop...


john_wicks_coach

I'm John Wick's coach.


DertblockUno

And your a pretty fucking good one


kartinisfun

I am now the most useless transformer as a kart


yo_mommas_friend

I am now your step-father


AffectionateMeat40

the ability to make everyone feel loved by my meat :)


International-Ad3006

Oh no


Trus3683

.. I can build roofs pretty well, I guess?


KittiRain

Crappy weather...


krochetbykirstie

If it’s raining kitties then I think that’s the best weather ever. Just don’t get scratched lol.


markzuccerburger

People share memes about me on the website that I own


UnderAchiever7

I was gonna answer, but just couldn't.


Mah_PP_Smol

Fuck


Boring-Working-5509

Can't, pp too smol.


DragonRaccoon

I steal trash and breath fire.


bigkeef69

Awkward. Is this an automatic ability, or an activated ability?


tardigrade_rage

To get very angry in microscopic amounts


appalachian_

+1 moonshine, +1 biscuits and gravy, -2 teeth


kemosabe6296

a brother, but the wrong one


kernoyeet

i guess i throw kernels at people


Soup_God_

The power to control all Soup. Soup Tsunami. Soup-nami.


-the_A-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


jonnywombat

If be able to poop in cubes.. not sure if want to though


CoPyPaStE104

Your username is now your ability, what do you have?


Flyers45432

I can fly. Sweet


AceMasterWolf

Control a lot of wolves


_straight_vibes_

It's up to interpretation on mine I suppose


womaneatingsomecake

Overweight


_wheresyourfork

Finding a fork for everyone


_Maximum_Nothing_

Damn I’m screwed