By - thoreaumeoffacliff
I've read this 13 times and just now realized he's trying to say Chicken Parmesan
Had a work lunch at Olive Garden and they listed the chicken Parmesan as the Italian name, can't remember how to spell it. The youngest guy of our crew told the waitress he wanted the chicken parma-vagina and we all died laughing, including the waitress. She really teased him about it the entire time we were there. Went back several times and got the same waitress and he started asking for lasagna instead.
Parma is the city
Parmigiano is the cheese made in Parma
Parmigiana is a dish
Both can be used to reference things Parma related
(For example a man born in Parma is a Parmigiano)
& Origami is the paper-folding art.
Very good, and Origano is an herb, not to be confused with an Organo which is an organ.
And not to be confused with an organ, which is an instrument.
or a body part
Princesss Leia Organa?
I don't know why but in Italy they decided to modify her name into Leila, with an extra L ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Just taking a wild guess.. “Lay-ee-ah” would be the pronunciation otherwise.. maybe they changed it because “Lay-ee-lah” is closer to the original and/or sounds a bit nicer?
My guess is they feared people would have pronounced Leia as "Leglia" (phonetically it would be close to "LE" as in Lebron and "JA" as in Yak), which I guess is bad because "Eglia" means yes in Sardinian dialect...? Idk they also changed C3PO in D3PO in the OG trilogy (but it's now C3PO as well in the new films). It's a mess tbh.
I think you meant 'or*e*gano'.
Not in Italian, no
Ovens are where food goes to get baked.
I used to run an origami business…but it folded.
I’ll get my coat.
See that you do. 🤦♀️
Glad to have made someone groan today! You’re going to use that line, you know it’s true.
My memory's not that good.
Thanks for clarifying!
A cheesy name for a person.
Parma vagina is what you get from the waitress in parma.
>he started asking for lasagna instead.
I do believe there are some pretty racy words that can be mangled into the place of lasagna too. :)
I read it in ermahgerd's voice and it finally clicked
It’s about avian consent.
Or chicken paramecium
Thanks for the translation 🤣
I had Chicken Parm from a local Italian restaurant for dinner tonight and it was fabulous.
I know what I’m ordering tomorrow. Just need permission.
Lol it def took me a minute or 2 also
Thanks for clearing that up. I couldn’t do it
Oh! Thanks! :)
Thank you. I wasn't able to figure it out.
The best ones are when you're cracking up trying to figure it out
and you just fucking can't lol
You require the chicken's permission to enter this person's heart
It's the key to the heart
That or an olive garden
All of garden*
My first time there I thought the server was asking me if I wanted a “super salad,” so I just said, “yes, please!”
Guard an *
Check in permission and all of guard an
Chick in perm mission ant owl of guard in
You’ve got to pay the troll toll
To get into this boy’s soul
It sounds like you're saying "boy's hole"
I’d draw a chicken with a love wand (not that kind) if I had any drawing skills. I find it very funny for some reason
At least they are upfront about wanting chiconsent.
You need chicken permission if you want to get laid.
I better bring some high quality bird food
Remember guys, chiconsent is sexy
It's the remix to the Chicken,
Hot and fresh out the kitchen,
Can't be fryin' that thigh meat,
Without written permission
Why is this not top comment?
It's a pretty deep cut. Ignition (and Chappelle's parody) are old enough to vote at this point.
I'm just happy some people caught the reference, tbh.
Consent is important!
Shouldn’t that be Chicken Farmer John?
Some people need all forms of social media taken away
Chicken.. Perm isi on?
It took me reading your comment to finally get it. Thanks for the assist!
Yo my chicken, dexter mccluckster, doesn’t eff around. Announce yourself or get clucked.
If you do all of your chores then you may chicken.
I know this isn’t the point of the post, but how do people like Olive Garden? It baffles me.
Olive Garden: its hot and its ready.
Is it good?
It's HOT and it's READY.
This is understand.
Yeah but it’s also pricey. If you’re gonna be paying that much you have a ton of better options for the same-ish price rate, even with chains like Buca diBeppo, Macaroni Grill, Cheesecake Factory, and Maggiano’s.
If I’m paying $15 for an entree I expect better than the Italian equivalent of Taco Bell (or even Chipotle).
I don't live in the US, but are you saying Cheesecake Factory is a place where you can eat dinner? Like, it's not just for cheesecake?
Yeah, Cheesecake Factory has a huge menu of full meals, not only dessert. Seems like large portions to me.
Yeah it has a like 20-page menu that covers everything from pseudo-Asian to pseudo-Italian, most of it being like 1400 calories+ a plate.
That's so bizarre to me! Now I want to go to America to have Thai food in a place called Cheesecake Factory.
I'll go there for dessert one of these days and sneak out a menu to send to you if you want.
Hahaha thanks, very kind of you!
It is grade D Italian food for those that don't know any better.
The cheap façade of a nice sit down restaurant you can bring your kids to.
Honestly I also had that takeaway
OK, but once it got to your flat and you ate it, did you like it?
I love it for the salad, soup, and breadsticks. Pasta is a side dish for me when I go there
You don't ... you don't use the buffet, do you?
Definitely not. I prefer lunch time. Order the meal with unlimited soup or salad, pay a couple extra dollars to get both, the just have Zuppa Toscana with my salad and breadsticks and the occasional bite of lasagna or chicken alfredo.
There is a buffet?
Salad bar, I guess
I guess it’s a location thing, ours is fantastic
Well to be fair, they do serve a great cup of bone apple tea.
[When my cousin Georgio visits from Italy we always take him to Olive Garden! ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=95RTJ50gsd0)
Real ad from the 90s. Still think about it today and it makes me laugh just as much. Buongiorno!
Hahahaha! So good. This reminded me of Michael from “The Office” visiting his favorite little Italian spot, Sbarro, every time he’s in NYC.
I love the bread sticks and salad.
I wouldn’t date someone my cats hated, so yeah, chicken permission.
Olive garden is serving chicken flavored persimmons? Odd, but couldn't make the food any worse.
All of garden you mean?
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I call it chicken paramecium sometimes. I know exactly what I am doing, it just amuses me to use the wrong word.
I wonder if they consent to fowl play?
Chicken Permission is the first bone apple tea I ever read.
[Chicken Permission. New from Este Lauder.](https://youtu.be/Y3fg7anRwTU)
yeah sure. go ahead.
It is about time someone spoke up for the consent of chickens.
Holy shit it took me forever to figure out they meant Chicken Parmigiana
chicken permission, best one ive seen in a while.
I like eggplant permission too
“My love, might I have your permission to take you dinner. Excuse me, I’m talking to the chicken.”
Chicken parm cooked even half way decently is fucking amazing. That shit they serve at Olive Garden tasted like I was eating a huge chicken McNugget covered in sweet ketchup and kraft slices. Just terrible stuff for $30.
as an olive garden worker, this i can provide
"You may", said the rooster
🐔🐓 Ba-gawk! **Ba-gawk!**
*The chicken has given permission*
*It places the key in your outstretched hands*
*What secrets will it unlock?*
Chicken permission sounds like a good band name
Me: Chicken, can they go to Olive Garden?
Chicken: Yeah, sure. Go ahead!
Oh my god I just realized what they mean
This is that chicken permission, hot n fresh out the kitchen, Mama's scratch-made recipe got every man in here wishin'.
Olive Garden sucks . When the best/memorable items are salad and breadsticks your restaurant is trash
I love to see someone who realizes how sexy consent is.
One of my partners have chickens and honestly chicken permission (to bribe them with bread and hug them) has definitely been the key to my heart so I assume that olive garden is the incorrect thing here /s
The chicken has my permission.
I mean consent is vital......
🐔: you have my permission
Ah, the good ole, cock-adoodle go-ahead
R/bandnames calles and said it wants it's content back.
... Chicken Permission and the Olive Garden. Such fire.
Well did he get permission?
I've also seen Chicken Parma John.
The Olive Garden: It's like dining in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype
I so hate the way people butcher the word parmesan
Good ol hinge
Did the chicken need permission from you or do you need permission from the chicken?
*Want some chicken permission?*
You are allowed chicken!
Olive Garden is to Italian what Taco Bell is to Mexican. You can do so much better. You deserve better. Go out there and Get Better.
Exactly how someone whose heart lock is opened with Olive Garden would spell chicken parmesan
Maybe it’s just needs more commas! “Chicken, permission, and/or Olive Garden”
Consent is sexy, lol.
Alright, the chicken has given his permission
Cock consent is very important
I almost spit my coffee all over the baby I’m currently nursing when I read this
I’m also a big fan of all of garden
Chicken Permission still sounds like a perfume to me
They just want permission to eat that chicken.
Remember, consent is sexy
I would have spelled “Per-My-Shawn”. 🤣
Poultry consent is a real thing guys!
( yeah, sure. Go ahead ) > 🐓
You may chicken
Consensual chicken, I agree.
You are excused.
Maybe he/she was raised by a flock of chickens...
Chicken, May I please?
I think its chicken parmesaion
Band name: Chicken Permission
It would help if people would stop mispronouncing parmesan 'parmesian'.
I try to never ask the chicken for permission. Makes for a better chicken parmesan if they don't see it coming.