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Chicken permission

Chicken permission

reddit_bot21

I've read this 13 times and just now realized he's trying to say Chicken Parmesan


RyuKyuGaijin

Had a work lunch at Olive Garden and they listed the chicken Parmesan as the Italian name, can't remember how to spell it. The youngest guy of our crew told the waitress he wanted the chicken parma-vagina and we all died laughing, including the waitress. She really teased him about it the entire time we were there. Went back several times and got the same waitress and he started asking for lasagna instead.


pressuretobear

Parmigiana, FYI.


Arizon_Dread

Parmigiano-Reggiano?


SmiralePas1907

Italian here! Parma is the city Parmigiano is the cheese made in Parma Parmigiana is a dish Both can be used to reference things Parma related (For example a man born in Parma is a Parmigiano)


wi5hbone

& Origami is the paper-folding art.


SmiralePas1907

Very good, and Origano is an herb, not to be confused with an Organo which is an organ.


CookieGamer310

And not to be confused with an organ, which is an instrument.


Littlewolf1964

or a body part


jharish

Princesss Leia Organa?


SmiralePas1907

I don't know why but in Italy they decided to modify her name into Leila, with an extra L ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


spankygrrl

Just taking a wild guess.. “Lay-ee-ah” would be the pronunciation otherwise.. maybe they changed it because “Lay-ee-lah” is closer to the original and/or sounds a bit nicer?


SmiralePas1907

My guess is they feared people would have pronounced Leia as "Leglia" (phonetically it would be close to "LE" as in Lebron and "JA" as in Yak), which I guess is bad because "Eglia" means yes in Sardinian dialect...? Idk they also changed C3PO in D3PO in the OG trilogy (but it's now C3PO as well in the new films). It's a mess tbh.


dabodyshotking

I think you meant 'or*e*gano'.


SmiralePas1907

Not in Italian, no


dabodyshotking

Touché


LichtenbergFigyur

Ovens are where food goes to get baked.


Penyrolewen1970

I used to run an origami business…but it folded. I’ll get my coat.


dabodyshotking

See that you do. 🤦‍♀️


Penyrolewen1970

Glad to have made someone groan today! You’re going to use that line, you know it’s true.


dabodyshotking

My memory's not that good.


Arizon_Dread

Thanks for clarifying!


Suspicious-Pay3953

A cheesy name for a person.


NapClub

Parma vagina is what you get from the waitress in parma.


CommentsOnHair

>he started asking for lasagna instead. I do believe there are some pretty racy words that can be mangled into the place of lasagna too. :)


Thermoxin

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


NikitaKhruiseship

Thank you!


wi5hbone

welcome buddy!


elliiot

I read it in ermahgerd's voice and it finally clicked


ogrelin

It’s about avian consent.


YetAnotherJake

Oh


wi5hbone

^kay


LichtenbergFigyur

Or chicken paramecium


sad_leopardess

Thanks for the translation 🤣


bdcardinal

I had Chicken Parm from a local Italian restaurant for dinner tonight and it was fabulous.


hesaysitsfine

I know what I’m ordering tomorrow. Just need permission.


dabodyshotking

Granted


Maximum_Pass

Lol it def took me a minute or 2 also


Tomohawk1973

Thanks for clearing that up. I couldn’t do it


KittyPitty

Oh! Thanks! :)


hdmx539

Thank you. I wasn't able to figure it out.


LemsSnicky

The best ones are when you're cracking up trying to figure it out and you just fucking can't lol


Looking4Maria

Parmigiano


Fluffy-Boy-UwU

You require the chicken's permission to enter this person's heart It's the key to the heart That or an olive garden


brightness3

All of garden*


ds0

My first time there I thought the server was asking me if I wanted a “super salad,” so I just said, “yes, please!”


HandsomelyAverage

Guard an *


Fluffy-Boy-UwU

Check in permission and all of guard an


funkepitome

Chick in perm mission ant owl of guard in


frecs88

You’ve got to pay the troll toll


alexiawins

To get into this boy’s soul


yougotyolks

It sounds like you're saying "boy's hole"


Clingingtothestars

I’d draw a chicken with a love wand (not that kind) if I had any drawing skills. I find it very funny for some reason


empiricalskymath

At least they are upfront about wanting chiconsent.


cheesymoonshadow

You need chicken permission if you want to get laid.


empiricalskymath

I better bring some high quality bird food


_jk_

Conshent


TheCrazyPriest

Remember guys, chiconsent is sexy


Dustin_Echoes_UNSC

It's the remix to the Chicken, Hot and fresh out the kitchen, Can't be fryin' that thigh meat, Without written permission


profsavagerjb

Why is this not top comment?


Dustin_Echoes_UNSC

It's a pretty deep cut. Ignition (and Chappelle's parody) are old enough to vote at this point. I'm just happy some people caught the reference, tbh.


derpnarfmeepmeep

Consent is important!


Think-Bass9187

Shouldn’t that be Chicken Farmer John?


Salt-E-Slug

Some people need all forms of social media taken away


Warped_Avenger

Chicken.. Perm isi on?


Hellige88

It took me reading your comment to finally get it. Thanks for the assist!


SchwiftedMetal

Yo my chicken, dexter mccluckster, doesn’t eff around. Announce yourself or get clucked.


zodar

If you do all of your chores then you may chicken.


MisterRobinknik

Chicken persimmon?


Az0riusMCBlox

Permission denied.


JillyHa

I know this isn’t the point of the post, but how do people like Olive Garden? It baffles me.


southwoodhunter

Olive Garden: its hot and its ready. Is it good? It's HOT and it's READY.


JillyHa

This is understand.


OliveBranchMLP

Yeah but it’s also pricey. If you’re gonna be paying that much you have a ton of better options for the same-ish price rate, even with chains like Buca diBeppo, Macaroni Grill, Cheesecake Factory, and Maggiano’s. If I’m paying $15 for an entree I expect better than the Italian equivalent of Taco Bell (or even Chipotle).


Extreme_Dingo

I don't live in the US, but are you saying Cheesecake Factory is a place where you can eat dinner? Like, it's not just for cheesecake?


Chuk

Yeah, Cheesecake Factory has a huge menu of full meals, not only dessert. Seems like large portions to me.


cadrianzen23

Me to


UniversalFarrago

Yeah it has a like 20-page menu that covers everything from pseudo-Asian to pseudo-Italian, most of it being like 1400 calories+ a plate.


Extreme_Dingo

That's so bizarre to me! Now I want to go to America to have Thai food in a place called Cheesecake Factory.


UniversalFarrago

I'll go there for dessert one of these days and sneak out a menu to send to you if you want.


Extreme_Dingo

Hahaha thanks, very kind of you!


pooraggies247

It is grade D Italian food for those that don't know any better.


Wiitard

The cheap façade of a nice sit down restaurant you can bring your kids to.


thoreaumeoffacliff

Honestly I also had that takeaway


fsr1967

OK, but once it got to your flat and you ate it, did you like it?


ScAr_wlvrne

I love it for the salad, soup, and breadsticks. Pasta is a side dish for me when I go there


LogLadyOG

You don't ... you don't use the buffet, do you?


ScAr_wlvrne

Definitely not. I prefer lunch time. Order the meal with unlimited soup or salad, pay a couple extra dollars to get both, the just have Zuppa Toscana with my salad and breadsticks and the occasional bite of lasagna or chicken alfredo.


meeranda

There is a buffet?


LogLadyOG

Salad bar, I guess


maxcorrice

I guess it’s a location thing, ours is fantastic


fsr1967

Well to be fair, they do serve a great cup of bone apple tea.


Rockhard_Stallman

[When my cousin Georgio visits from Italy we always take him to Olive Garden! ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=95RTJ50gsd0) Real ad from the 90s. Still think about it today and it makes me laugh just as much. Buongiorno!


JillyHa

Hahahaha! So good. This reminded me of Michael from “The Office” visiting his favorite little Italian spot, Sbarro, every time he’s in NYC.


Jayayess1190

I love the bread sticks and salad.


ingeborg666

I wouldn’t date someone my cats hated, so yeah, chicken permission.


SirKeeMonkCuss

Olive garden is serving chicken flavored persimmons? Odd, but couldn't make the food any worse.


googol89

All of garden you mean?


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steebo

I call it chicken paramecium sometimes. I know exactly what I am doing, it just amuses me to use the wrong word.


Khalerzhas

I wonder if they consent to fowl play?


L_viathan

Chicken Permission is the first bone apple tea I ever read.


SummerBirdsong

[Chicken Permission. New from Este Lauder.](https://youtu.be/Y3fg7anRwTU)


TinyBreeze987

yeah sure. go ahead.


toddoceallaigh1980

It is about time someone spoke up for the consent of chickens.


southwoodhunter

Holy shit it took me forever to figure out they meant Chicken Parmigiana


Open_Mind_Pleb

chicken permission, best one ive seen in a while.


PersonMerson

I like eggplant permission too


jake03583

“My love, might I have your permission to take you dinner. Excuse me, I’m talking to the chicken.”


Squidimus

Chicken parm cooked even half way decently is fucking amazing. That shit they serve at Olive Garden tasted like I was eating a huge chicken McNugget covered in sweet ketchup and kraft slices. Just terrible stuff for $30.


Victurbulent

as an olive garden worker, this i can provide


UglyGorden

"You may", said the rooster


spelcheckmaster

🐔🐓 Ba-gawk! **Ba-gawk!** *The chicken has given permission* *It places the key in your outstretched hands* *What secrets will it unlock?*


fishndoodlecat

Chicken permission sounds like a good band name


Hetoko

Me: Chicken, can they go to Olive Garden? Chicken: Yeah, sure. Go ahead!


Positivistdino

Oh my god I just realized what they mean


LichtenbergFigyur

This is that chicken permission, hot n fresh out the kitchen, Mama's scratch-made recipe got every man in here wishin'.


yourtits5531

Olive Garden sucks . When the best/memorable items are salad and breadsticks your restaurant is trash


Nougatbar

I love to see someone who realizes how sexy consent is.


AutomaticMechanic

😂


ActuallyParsley

One of my partners have chickens and honestly chicken permission (to bribe them with bread and hug them) has definitely been the key to my heart so I assume that olive garden is the incorrect thing here /s


Ethertainment2400

The chicken has my permission.


Slylizardcue

I mean consent is vital......


spoonlover69

🐔: you have my permission


SocialDiablo

Ah, the good ole, cock-adoodle go-ahead


nickelforapickle

R/bandnames calles and said it wants it's content back. ... Chicken Permission and the Olive Garden. Such fire.


ProDriftaajaSubie

Well did he get permission?


RichLather

I've also seen Chicken Parma John.


Farrug

The Olive Garden: It's like dining in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype


Sauron3106

I so hate the way people butcher the word parmesan


gobblegobblechumps

Good ol hinge


NooblerJay

Did the chicken need permission from you or do you need permission from the chicken?


Fernis_

*Want some chicken permission?* *Cluck yeah!*


KrazyKatz3

You are allowed chicken!


EveryOptionSucks

Olive Garden is to Italian what Taco Bell is to Mexican. You can do so much better. You deserve better. Go out there and Get Better.


StylinBill

Exactly how someone whose heart lock is opened with Olive Garden would spell chicken parmesan


Slggyqo

Maybe it’s just needs more commas! “Chicken, permission, and/or Olive Garden” Consent is sexy, lol.


LeaderOTBreach

Alright, the chicken has given his permission


splattertaint

Cock consent is very important


vocabulazy

I almost spit my coffee all over the baby I’m currently nursing when I read this


The_Toymaster_

I’m also a big fan of all of garden


Stellarium_Celestia

Chicken Permission still sounds like a perfume to me


SigmaXVII

They just want permission to eat that chicken.


DaveWilson11

Remember, consent is sexy


AlexYYYYYY

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stun

I would have spelled “Per-My-Shawn”. 🤣


mouthdrummer

Poultry consent is a real thing guys!


TheRealGongoozler

( yeah, sure. Go ahead ) > 🐓


D4FF00

You may chicken


the_cnara

Consensual chicken, I agree.


lolfuzzy

You are excused.


VladVonEisberg

Maybe he/she was raised by a flock of chickens...


Nomansland888

Chicken, May I please?


Amber_Hell

I think its chicken parmesaion


wutsizface

Band name: Chicken Permission Called it


dabodyshotking

It would help if people would stop mispronouncing parmesan 'parmesian'. Ugh


leatherpantsgod

I try to never ask the chicken for permission. Makes for a better chicken parmesan if they don't see it coming.