I suffered through Nestle's superbabies, now you have to.
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This was a really strange advertisement for breastfeeding
Didn’t you know? All boobs are property of Nestle ™️
NESTLE WILL NEVER HAVE MY TITTIES
Too bad, hand them over or we’ll take them with force
Merce-Private security contractors already enroute to location
Well didn’t everyone know that one?
This is why nestle should make condoms
It’s damage control for all the years they discouraged breast feeding so they could sell formula.
nestle is a bitch
The floor here is made out of floor
The capitalism here is made out of capitalism
You Gotta be a bitch to use slave labor in other countries and then cry when people go "hey thats fucked"
and they try to take eyes off of it by going "hey we might use child slaves but at least were helping the trees!"
Then you remember that the nescafe capsules are enviroment damaging as fuck.
Was about to say, "Wait didn't they call breast feeding inferior for several decades to sell their formula and squeeze desperate poverty-ridden countries dry?" then it clicked.
And you know had people dress up has nurse and give it out or refusing to give it to hospitals (for babies who do need it) unless they give it to all mothers
Sponsored by Breastfeeding ™
This feels like the (arguably plausible) theory that those truth ads they made Phillip Morris make to promote quitting smoking are intentionally bad and cringy.
WHERE THE FUCK
WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY SELL IT
Facebook market place - lots of vegan moms love to sell their milk
But why the hell are their heads made like they would be adults?
Why big sh*t looks like an office worker in his 40s?!!!
The Big Boy from Austin Powers singing to me about gathering strength from titty milk
Guess that's why they're so glad to be breastfed
I can excuse nestle destroying the developing world's water supply, but I draw the line at Superbabies
Oh Brittas in this ?
You can excuse nestle destroying the world's water supply?
That is the continuation of the joke.
Just another thing to add to the list. Nestle are a disgusting company, but it's very hard to boycott them nowadays because they own a large portion of, cereal, chocolate, coffee, dairy, pet food, even fucking shampoo. I believe it was also Nestle that said a new slavery reporting law would increase the cost of their products. This is 6 years after Nestle acknowledged serious slavery concerns in it's supply chain.
Fuck Nestle. All my homies hate Nestle.
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Not to mention the number of people that get sick and die from the countless fumes inhaled while working in their factories
Can I sue this advertisement on account of physiological torture?
reported it for terrorism on youtube
Terrorism on the mind
I smell emergency food
Nestle was already a terrorist before this, but this makes em even more of a terrorist
I’m still trying to come to terms that a human being is responsible for this monstrosity.
One of those babies look like Jeffery Winger
Holy shit you’re right
Haha it looks like him from the Christmas episode
Looks like him from Greendale Babies
i cant watch community ever again...
If we’re talking about the same guy I see Gibby more so
Why do the babies have receding hairlines
They chocolate milk tasty tho
No, fuck nestle
There are alternatives
Im sorry i just said i like chocolate milk from them not the actual company to be more clear
The chocolate comes from slavery
You must resist, comrade
From baby killers to super babies… okey dokey then
Cringe critical mass achieved
Sir! The levels are ascending to mega cringe!
We've reached the point of no return
I’ll see you boys on the other side
Isn’t this against one of their largest product lines?
>Isn’t this against one of their largest product lines?
They don't really get a choice in the matter. Nestle legally has to promote breastfeeding after years of their propaganda and false claims about formula caused a veritable mountain of dead babies.
They still do all that stuff, just in poor countries where they're not likely to be prosecuted.
>They don't really get a choice in the matter. Nestle legally has to promote breastfeeding after years of their propaganda and false claims about formula caused a veritable mountain of dead babies.
If that's true, then this comes off as a protest against that legal requirement. It's like someone higher up requested a breastfeeding ad that was so off putting and unpalatable that it has the opposite effect, making people buy formula.
You're telling me this should be flagged as satire?
BACK TO BACK TWO WORLD WARS
Tight bars little m-
I know there are benefits to breastfeeding, but THIS is NOT the way you share about them. please.
This has singlehandedly made me hate breasts. Wife isn’t going to be happy.
Fuck you Nestle baby rap squad for ruining my marriage.
That last dialogue sounded distinctly Indian.
Is this Nestle India?
Got it thanks! Yeah lots of people of Indian origin in Singapore, makes sense.
Eminem been real quiet since this hit dropped
#He’s too in shock at how cringe it is
He's dead. The super baby's dragged him into an ally way and beat him to death
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Why the hell did you watch this? Why does this exist? WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE IM WATCHING SOMETHING MEANT FOR PEDOPHILES??
The repeated hip swaying shot while the baby made a "me love you long time" reference about its own mother was a choice
Boss baby looking mad different
OP, why do you hate us ?
Just letting you guys know, someone had to animate this shit. If it was me that have to make this, I'll be quitting my job, I'm out.
Yeah, you say that, but now ask artists on the internet how much bank they're making for drawing absolutely horrid furry porn commissions (or worse).
The difference is that those horrid images sell for sometimes hundereds of dollars if ur well connected. I doubt nestle would pay anyone more than nickels and dimes.
Nestle also doesn't want to report on its slave labour practices because people wouldnt buy their products.
In case any of you didn’t already know, this is to cover up a massive scandal in the 1970’s. Nestlè basically gave away free baby formula to impoverished women who used it instead of breastfeeding. After the women had been using it long enough to where they were no longer producing milk Nestlè jacked up the prices to more than what they would normally cost and many infants died because of this. This resulted in a huge boycott that continues to this day
Especially with their “nurses” which were just saleswomen
Who do you want to torture with this?
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Showing this people should be considered terrorism
I bet the animators and voice actors killed themselves after this
Or broke their hands
And shredded their vocal cords
Or both. Hopefully both
Someone sat through this at Nestle and then had the sheer fucking audacity to release this unto the world
If you listen to it without the video, it's like a very tame die antwoord song
Oh my god you're right why are you right?
This is worse than the death they caused in poor countries
We have reverted back to the days of YouTube when it was just weird music videos in 144p
That was awful. I’m gonna watch it again.
Thanks. I hate it.
I work in the advertising industry and I like to think about the time and effort that went into the production and editing of this tremendously high quality piece of shit.
What is this supposed to promote?
Breastfeeding, Breastmilk. . . . And Psychological Torture.
Well, it looks like the poor man's LooLoo Kids.
Baby luv makes me uncomfortable
I’m not feeling cringe right now I pretty sure watching this shit will throw me in jail right now
did someone seriously take the time to model, rig, and render these babies? and then who had to animate them??? who voluntarily voice acted for there??? so many questions
it's either that or the whole thing just spontaneously materialized out of thin air, either way scientists will talk about it for generations to come
They only do this because they were legally obligated to.
Basically Nestle promoted the use of formula (a product that's extremely profiting for them) in such a way to make women dependent on this shit and their bodies to stop producing milk. Therefore you had this legion of people that had to buy your expensive formula to feed their babies, like some drug lord gets people addicted to crack to have them constantly having to come back and buy more. Big profit! It's just that some people didn't have money for that every month... Which resulted in, guess what, dead babies!
Dead babies are really bad for business... Not because of their lifes or anything, fuck them, but because of bad marketing and legal problems!
So Nestle was sued and forced to pay billions + make this shit.
Oh, and they didn't stop doing this formula dependency thing. They just do it in Asia and south America now, where there is less regulation. Sometimes even approaching women in fucking maternities with marketers disguised as medical professionals to convince them that formula is better.
cant have super babies if they all die of thirst, nestle.
I wonder if these babies think water is a human right....
This is a war crime
whoever made this has a crippling child porn addiction
ayo what the fuck
This is even worse when you consider what Nestle pulled in Africa.
Better than Kanye and Drake new album
Kinda ironic isn't it, this from a company who use child labour and purposefully dehydrated rivers, to force communities to buy their bottled water. Oh, and who kill children with the artificial breast milk.
just to let you know someone probably jerked off to this
People had to sit down and talk about this. They had to brainstorm this. Someone had to write the lyrics. A whole team had to animate the CGI.
So many people were involved in coming together to make this a reality. How many of them stopped to think "Should we?". Apparently, nobody.
Capitalism is a hell of a drug.
technically it’s child pornography, as the girl isn’t wearing a shirt. J could bring this up in court when I sue them for making me watch this shit
Nobodys going to talk about how long their arms are XD. (Thanks for the upvotes i hope you guys have an good day)
I didn’t notice, and now I can’t un-see it.
What the Hell are they selling-
Slave babies fed a new formula of radiation to try and turn them into super heroes
Ah. Makes sense
Thank you, Nestle 😐👍
Why do the babies have defined pecs
I will put the Nestle superbabies into a blender
I stopped 15 seconds in
It's official, I'm going to start slapping babies now
This is right up there with the poopsie unicorns
Fuck nestle, they’re all a bunch of fat, stupid cocksuckers
I nominate the nestle execs to commit sepuku for crimes against humanity
Is nestle about to privatize tiddy milk too now?
I now, believe in every single conspiracy theory about Nestle. Now they all make sense
I was happier 3 minutes ago when I didn't know about this video.
The rhymes aren’t even clever
its just word that ends with ow and then it
What is it with 3D animated babies always looking infuriatingly ugly
Imagine how much money they spent for the animators to make baby Jimmy Neutron singing about breastfeeding.
I too am breastfed and I know it
This felt like an hour.
At least it wasn't an Asian baby when they said 'love me long time'
Although bars, pretty cring
This is why I won't be giving my child this bullshit now
Can this considered as child pornography? Nestle wtf
Don’t tell me you like rap if you don’t listen to super babies 😤😤😤
Did they actually make a commercial likt this???? bc if they did I'm glad I haven't seen it.
You already know someone has madterbaited to this
I’m going to adopt and raise a newborn and formula feed them out of spite for everyone involved with this video.
Have a little more suffrage: There is a 100% chance someone jacked off to that ad... why? Because humanity is fucked and we all know it
Yeah I got a feeling it’s you
That's.... a pretty strange direction you went there with your thoughts.
Not again have they seen the movies
Why did you make me suffer through this
My net is slow. It takes time to load the video. I don't have to suffer.
Nestle acting like it doesnt think tits are bad for bussines 101
it doesnt forgive the fact how many children nestle directly killed/ are killing
This was so awful that I was about to downvote but then I looked at the sub
Master B.I.G looks like a grown man.
Yo wtf😂 I hate it
Ironic after what they did
I prefer to get waterboarded
their arms are definitely longer than they should
#WHAT IN THE FUCK
why did i hear obama at 0:32
What the actual fuck? Who thought this disturbing imagery was a good advertising idea? How does this in almost 2022 make it past all the marketing people thinking this is good? How does this happen? It’s like a John Oliver segment. My fucking mind is breaking.
Welcome back to Ordinary Things where ordinary things are explained
Can’t be worse than any of the Boss Baby movies
Please end this torture
They seem to really want you to know they are breastfed
I’m Turkish and the Turkish version of this was a meme a few years back
Tell me your company is run by old people without telling me your company is run by old people
OP...why do you need to watch the world burn man. You could have kept this to yourself.
Who the fuck was this made for? And do they absolutely need human rights?
After I finished this, I showed my mom and she looked horrified.
I hate you (not really) but really.
So the baby killing and slave labor wasn't enough they have to do this?
jesus fucking christ....
I swear that telling people to breastfeed is just bad for sales
Cringe as fuck
Saw Ordinary Thing's video on Nestle. They're still killing babies in poor countries despite this very convincing marketing..
Please. Kill me now.
Edit: I just realized that this is an Indian ad. As an Indian I sincerely apologize to any who saw this.
This is worse than the child slavery
I’m sorry but saying “she love me long time” when describing your mom breastfeeding you is a little…uhhhhh….uncomfortable.
Didn't nestle tit milk kill someone?