T O P
ZillaVonRaba

You picked something up in a bus?


SloaneWolfe

Unfortunately yes, it was a pin btw, like to pin on your punk rawk bag or whatever. I was on a coach bus, and like to clean up trash people leave, and I had sanitizer/vodka to wash up with after being so fucked. Edit: I left it where I found it, upside down, for the next person. Pay it forward.


Thatsidechara_ter

I WANT THAT PIN


baromanb

There’s something so genius about the wording + the font + tie dye which = perfection


brolimitholdem

There's piss on that 100%


order_through_chaos

You should lick it and write a book about the flavor


The10axe

COVID flavor


minedcomps021

or LSD 🤣


Fun-Introduction-685

Fuck you op you’re a piece of shit


warwilf

wash your hands thoroughly


WhatsMyUsername13

Ok real question, why the fuck are you picking anything up off a public transportation floor


jchoward0418

Hey now. Don't be mean. Some of us met our ex's that way.


H311h0undelite

also a good way to catch something else, and I'm not talkin about feelings.


SloaneWolfe

it wasnt public, it was a coach bus. regardless, curiosity and colors got the best of me.


Skye_fox223

I thought it was a huge tab of acid for a sec lmao


VoraxUmbra1

BRUH. That shit would put you in adventure time.


Etterra

That's a funny way of saying "casket."


VoraxUmbra1

The LD50 of acid is actually INSANELY high haha. Wouldn't even be close for that. With that said, whomever consumed that amount of acid would 100% be out of commission for a few days lmao


EatKillFuck

Come back completely insane, or a prophet. Probably both


VoraxUmbra1

They'll come back with forbidden knowledge they can't explain. So to us unenlightened we'd just few them as a village idiot lmao


humanxerror

put it on your tongue


Miserable_Comb_166

taste like cancer


hyzermofo

Note the color scheme - this is a gay calling card.


GalloHilton

Or an LSD tab


hyzermofo

Gonna be a bad trip. Also, have you *seen* an LSD tab? They're not that big. More like 5-6mm square.


GalloHilton

I know, but The color scheme really reminds me of one.


PC_Ara-ara

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKING YOU FUCK FUCKER OF THE FUCKER FUCKING BHENCHOD FUCKER BHEN DI FUDDI FUCKING FUCK. (fuck you)


Darkassassin07

Alright, I'll go somewhere else for tech support, geez.


doogle_126

*Thank you for choosing Comcast!*


Tsconspiracy

[FUCKING MOTHER BLOODY FUCK BITCH](https://youtu.be/DlH-ax6LsoA)


PC_Ara-ara

Precisely


[deleted]

Lmao... I want one!!


MikeMac999

John Hamm handles this perfectly in The Town. He finds a similar note and hands it to his partner: *"It's for you."*


Mxracer61

I read this in Eric cartmans voice lmfao


DueResearcher1017

It's a sign


YouAboutToLoseYoJob

Ha, Got em’!!!


999Ronin999

Mail it to vladolf putler! 😆


honeyh3bee

You didn’t pick it up, it picked you.


TrickKlepto

Fuck you? well alright, if you insist


MagicalCuber

>fuck me I guess. Don't mind if I do


spavolka

It’s a note from Uncle Fucker.


This_Idor

At least it has nice colours


virulentea

I want like a crate of these and place them here and there in my town. Why? Because fuck 'em that's why.


CrazyComedyKid

I would take it as a sign. Don't know which one, but it's a sign.


Lord_Moa

You got played like a god damn fiddle man


icantfeelmyskull

Must’ve been a bad trip


kn_kry

is it an enormous lsd stamp? you should try it and find it out


Eastern_Yak2622

Probably an acid tab. You should eat it.