By - Limp-Clothes-4650
Get the figures. Your son can enjoy them as well, for the rest of his life...
It be a short life
It’s about the quality of life, not the length. And it will be Xellent
I don't understand it.
Just save Your son. His Organs are worth a ton of money. Long time investment.
After You sell some organs. You have money for x-plus Godzilla Figures and some extra stuff like a nice Mothra figure.
Or buy Godzilla figures now, wait for him to die, sell his organs and then buy more Godzilla figures.
I'm pretty sure it's a joke
At least I hope it is
Did you not read the second half
God damn I was tired when I read it sorry
Just irradiate your son and pray he mutates a healing factor.
We just need some regenerator G-1
*Buy the x-plus Godzilla figures for your son.*
This isn't even a difficult choice... you can always have more kids.
Yeah, and you don’t even need to pay to get another kid
This is such a relatable Godzilla fan moment!
Godzilla: Spend your money to pay for your son’s surgery. A father understands…
Thank you for the advice, Godzilla really does understand
Forget your son. Godzilla is your son now.
Godzilla can be your new son
The classic conundrum. I feel your pain.
Godzilla will now replace my son.
Your son will understand. I would want the last thing I ever see to be Godzilla 1991
Find a place for a cheap surgery. Then have both.
We're currently going through a crisis
Oof. Mine is more about making needed fixes around the house or buying more classic Trendmasters Godzilla toys on eBay.
Just use that ability from Kung Fu Panda 3 where your palm glows and you give Chi energy to the kid. And then after he is healed,buy x-plus.
Hold off on the surgery, x plus can be flipped for profit.
I hate it when that happens
Let the kid die, sell the organs to pay for the Godzillas
Q: Where do you guys buy your Godzilla figures?
I want to get a few >cough dozen more. lol
Dude this ain't even a decision. Buy them figures NOW. You ain't getting your grubby little paws on em latter cause they will be worth another kid...
Well, if the surgery saves his life you won't have to pay for a funeral, he'll have to pay for yours! (And you add in a bit of human trafficking.)
X-Plus is life
Godzilla movie appearances: 30+
Your son’s movie appearances: 0
I think we have a clear winner here