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OffDutyTaoist

Get the figures. Your son can enjoy them as well, for the rest of his life...


HeHasCookies

It be a short life


edwinnferrer

It’s about the quality of life, not the length. And it will be Xellent


CH2OlllH2O2

I don't understand it. Just save Your son. His Organs are worth a ton of money. Long time investment. After You sell some organs. You have money for x-plus Godzilla Figures and some extra stuff like a nice Mothra figure.


MasterWhite_11

Or buy Godzilla figures now, wait for him to die, sell his organs and then buy more Godzilla figures.


GodzillaFan_1954

I'm pretty sure it's a joke At least I hope it is


Gamer_Teeth

Did you not read the second half


GodzillaFan_1954

God damn I was tired when I read it sorry


meganenozumi

Just irradiate your son and pray he mutates a healing factor.


Inignot12

We just need some regenerator G-1


Purpleguy-Mr-Afton

*Buy the x-plus Godzilla figures for your son.*


danthebaker

This isn't even a difficult choice... you can always have more kids.


Gamer_Teeth

Yeah, and you don’t even need to pay to get another kid


Ghidorank

This is such a relatable Godzilla fan moment!


This_Pizza3257

Godzilla: Spend your money to pay for your son’s surgery. A father understands…


Limp-Clothes-4650

Thank you for the advice, Godzilla really does understand


Latter-Ad6308

Forget your son. Godzilla is your son now.


Mayo_enjoyer

Godzilla can be your new son


EFC94

The classic conundrum. I feel your pain.


Visible_Young_9483

Godzilla will now replace my son.


nml11287

Your son will understand. I would want the last thing I ever see to be Godzilla 1991


77rtcups

Find a place for a cheap surgery. Then have both.


Funny-Bathroom-9522

We're currently going through a crisis


HardcoreAvocado

Oof. Mine is more about making needed fixes around the house or buying more classic Trendmasters Godzilla toys on eBay.


AntonTheMemer

Just use that ability from Kung Fu Panda 3 where your palm glows and you give Chi energy to the kid. And then after he is healed,buy x-plus.


SidewardManatee

Hold off on the surgery, x plus can be flipped for profit.


[deleted]

I hate it when that happens


Demon-God777

Let the kid die, sell the organs to pay for the Godzillas


Eat_Carbs_OD

Q: Where do you guys buy your Godzilla figures? I want to get a few >cough dozen more. lol


mikkokilla

Dude this ain't even a decision. Buy them figures NOW. You ain't getting your grubby little paws on em latter cause they will be worth another kid...


Scroogemcdoodler

Well, if the surgery saves his life you won't have to pay for a funeral, he'll have to pay for yours! (And you add in a bit of human trafficking.)


the_name0

X-Plus is life


Subpar_diabetic

Godzilla movie appearances: 30+ Your son’s movie appearances: 0 I think we have a clear winner here