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Hey /u/captain_demon472, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): Repost - your shitpost has already been shitposted by some other shitposter[,](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) thanks for thinking of us though <3 Love, the mods


tj2sweet

Damn that was a murder


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poopellar

Above user is a comment bot. Check comment history it spams the same few comments. Tho this comment is an outlier and makes no sense whatsoever, I think it's just mashing random words. Watch out for similar usernames that are a jumble of letters. Use the report button to report as spam bot.


TheHeavenlyStar

I mean you can prevent suicide by killing them, no?


jemm

He's out of line... but he's right.


BelleAriel

Murdered by words


mrfoodmehng

Stay in your lane, Suicide Prevention.


WhiskeyDJones

r/murderedbywords


EnglishColanyGaming

Murdered by... numbers?


manhat_

or... by national suicide prevention hotline?


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth Edit : r/murderedbynumbers


Jx_Wafflez

Stop it! Stop it! He’s already dead!


Paincake990

quite literally


Key-Cryptographer772

The sad truth of all redditors *never funny*


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sleepingwaffles

At least they’re got a nice warm personality


poopellar

Yes but they are regularly in heat.


Comrade_Hussar

But they are very sharp for shaving


[deleted]

Bro you need to call the funeral home cause your joke was dead.


karpenter_v1

Can confirm


louiebro13

i forgor 💀


LastSeen3YearsAgo

Ngl i lol lmfao 😂 tbh rofl gtfo stfu asl dtf


Key-Cryptographer772

Are you high


Blyatzilla

God damn that was fucking insane


nickywan123

I don’t get it. I’m too retarded. Anyone can explain ?


bilingual-german

> k: I'm going to start killing people funny. > c: here is the number of the suicide prevention hotline implying he needs to kill himself, because k isn't funny.


PakiTactics

So, basically, the guy says that he will kill anyone he finds not funny (let's call him Person A). Then, a person (let's call him person B) replying to Person A refers to the national suicide hotline. Person A says he will kill people he finds unfunny, so Person B referred to the suicide hotline insinuating that Person A is not funny and will kill himself if he abides to the rule previously stated of "killing people i find not funny"


XenoMaker

Damn. Not even DIO could commit such a murder, R.I.P kkyoin


LastSeen3YearsAgo

Dioz nuts


synthetic_synthia

A murder-suicide, I see


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_Xyreo_

Someone give that dude some lotion for that burn! Fucking assisted suicide that is.


jayant_king

r/MurderedByWords


Apart_Dingo_3689

Can someone send me 4$ I rlly needa 4 for 4


LadyBLove

it actually costs $4.44 (the 3 fours int the phrase) not $4.00


CrittendenWildcat

Damaged Emotionally


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Yo is that what assisted suicide looks like lol


pawonpawonpawon

"Gently apply ice to the burn."


smallincisions__95

This is hilarious


Sara-The-Human

eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe


Fort_Lotus

Love that song


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Got 'em.


No-Incident-2646

Hahahah brilliant


netherwrld

Murder to die for


soupo_

Did him dirty


SW-Spooky

Jesus christ you fuckin killed him