By - hornmelon
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That's one hell of a villain origin story
[20 years later](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtU6PSANDB_Ou64nQUzK_PKoVnGlvu61Q0bQ&usqp=CAU)
Holy shit he pulled the reverse MJ
He got that revitiligo
This ain't an exorcism, it's a beating!
At this point there's very little difference.
Every year he just gets more blacka, and more darka.
https://youtu.be/69H6rJwolT0 (starting at about 1:40)
This clip is gold.
One of the sorcerers did it to him
he did the Justin Trudeau
The bill comes due. Always!
Gonna be like Morgan freeman in the prestige and dedicate his life to exposing magicians
Although The Prestige is one of the best films on magicians, the film you're thinking of with Morgan Freeman is Now You See Me :)
My favorate part is that evil laugh from the dude sitting behind.
When I saw him evilly cackling over his shoulder like a devil I lost my shit. I knew that would be me too to be honest.
Same haha that was honestly hilarious. That magician needs to be a stand-up comic instead, because he could really shut down some hecklers with comebacks like those
Best not to use them on small children probably though lol
Legend has it, he might already be a comedian
The magician was the kid's dad all along!
MY GOD, WHAT A TWIST!
We magicians do not take criticism from children too easily.
I can't stand when people send their kid to say some smart-mouthed remark.
I never thought it was cute
Closest I will ever get to being a magician is doing card tricks at birthday parties where I used to work. I was the person who helped with everything related to the party (Food, plates & utensils, and everything laser tag related). There was a checklist given to the parent at the end and the card trick was on that check list. It was crappy card tricks and I’d get in trouble for not doing it even tho the kid never cared. I did parties for at least two years and at most 2 kids cared. The others just wanted to go to the arcade or something else.
(My trick would involve putting a card in an envelope and put it somewhere in the room. Force them to pull the same card from a different deck, make a wrong “is this your card?” Then go “hmm something went wrong, go grab that envelope for me and open it” and that was about it)
Friend of mine used to do these card tricks and told us that most of it was sleight of hand or numbers (I can't recall what the exact term he said but it had something to do with math) and that it was a cool and safe party trick if you could do it consistently since even if someone knew how it worked it would still be pretty interesting.
I learned how to do a force while watching Penn and Teller on PBS.
After the disappointed act you'd push play on your VCR and Penn would appear to be doing a newscast and he'd say "This just handed to me...
Is this your card?"
It was priceless.
I wish I could dig it up
I'm such a goof.
Watch from 17:00
That's what Mark Zuckerberg would look like if he was a human
He's absolutely fantastic and a great guy. I used to live next door to him in London and he gave me free tickets to his show for my birthday. Which was brilliant by the way. He blends northern football comedy with high brow choir comedy to make a truly unique show
I like this guy. You can tell by the joke that he’s actually pretty funny, but once he saw the little kids face letting him know that he wasn’t having a good time, he was all concerned. What’s his name? I’d love to look him up. I’m a big fan of comedy.
He's Jack Black I think
They have a Jack Black too?! 🤯
He's the one who secretly made the dad disappear so that he could swoop in on the widow.
Lol bro he's laughing so hard. Would've been me.
Yeah Jared the subway guy back there is having the time of his life
dude brought a tactical nuke to a knife fight
Best thing one can do. If you lose take'em down with you.
Found the geodude
shit went from 0-100 real fucking quick
This is how Brits always react to stuff
ICU. Calling all doctors to ICU.
All hands on deck on this one chaps. Looks like a 6th degree burn.
I'm sorry, we lost him.
Like his dad
bring the corpse back to the ICU
We're gonna need a higher power to bring him back
Whey hey!!! Ackh ackh ackh ackh ackh....
This goes well with r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Take my updoot for the laughs Kind sir~
There's levels to this. You don't behead someone who bumped into you.
Maybe *you* don’t /s
I think we need to call the burn unit because that kid is crispy
ICU baby, *^shakin ^that ^ass*
Have we mentioned the bit about the ICU yet?
Ah the ICU….John Cena’s nemesis
Like your Dad
He disappear too?
The next thing the Magician's going to do is make himself disappear
Remove about 3 more pixels and he just might disappear
It was filmed with a potato, powered by a potato battery.
Like your dad? I'll see myself out
Great joke. Very original. I wish I could be funny.
your comment is funnier than this entire thread lmao
Man this is like straight up shooting someone because they threatened to punch you
And for my next magic trick I’m gonna turn this six pack of beer in to an assault charge
Friday night jack-in-the-magic is pretty lit.
Shooting because threatened punch
shooty cos punchy
Like threatening to shoot because they threatened to punch
Yep, got a death threat from someone at the club last night for... Dancing?
Went to a concert last weekend and some bitch had the audacity to complain that I may have bumped into her, this was an a list DJ, like bitch whole crowd shoulder to shoulder, idk what you want me to do why you here if you scared of being touched.
To be fair I could see myself get a couple of those if I danced publicly so maybe it was deserved.
About 5’4”, 25-35 years, caucasian. Median income about 45k.
You forgot to average the North American Hobbit. That's how it comes to 5'4".
The indiana jones way
Fucked around verbally
Found out emotionally
arms are heavy
But On the surface he looks calm and ready
Eddy my net they hamburger helper
Arms are heavy
Can’t see the cops getting involved in this one either
Give them 70 minutes and they might just do nothing
The poor kid
Good thing this wasn't in the US. Mf just abortet a ten year old kid.
The magician is actually a comedian called Lloyd Griffiths and he is hilarious
His Every Pl Fan Reaction videos were always good
I've met him when he was filming something for SoccerAm and he was the only one out of the whole group that didn't seem like a prick. He was really gracious and asked for my name when I told him that I had been a fan of his for a while. Great bloke!
He's from my home town of Grimsby. Went to the town's only private school and was a chorister. The whole northern ladishness schtik is put on.
Anyone know the backstory on the kid though?
He died from third degree burns
Probably staged. Still funny.
That's how Joker was born: Do you wanna see a magic trick?
I don't even know where this is from but I know for sure that it speaks to me.
I think it's from: The Eric Andre Show
I know it's from the Eric Andre show
Am piece of shit
You could stop being a piece of shit if you stopped eating sloppy steaks at Truffoni's
Guys no sloppy steaks tonight PLEASE
Way more obviously scripted seeing the video.
Still funny tho. Good find
Good on Messi for consoling the lad.
I hope his mum brought some ointment.. he’s going to need it for such a burn
His dad went to get the ointment
Or was it milk i can’t remember anymore
Should be back any minute
Ointment cant unroast
Ooohhhh apply cold water to burnt area.
Murder in self defense, I call it
Why is the child treating the magician poorly?
Heh good reference. Love the office.
its likely scripted.
I swear I discovered this guy 3 days ago and now I see him absolutely everywhere
Could be a neat little thing called the "Frequency Illusion". It's a fun read if you're interested.
I dream to be a psychiatrist in order to help people recover from deep psychological trauma. This kid doesn't need a psychiatrist, he needs life support.
He needs a dad
My man just used a verbal nuclear warhead on a poor child who threatened to punch him
Just like that one time one of my teachers said something like "what's wrong with you, did your mother never love you?" to one of my classmates who's mother had just died of cancer....
This is almost as funny as that..
I feel like there's a subtle line between being funny and insensitive that your teacher faceplanted over...
In this situation timing and audience were key.
There's certainly situations where this same routine would be better received :P
Holy shit, what did the teacher say after they realized?
He didn't know of course... and he was mortified, really did a 180 degree turn on that instantly and tried to have a heart to heart with my buddy after class. Just be careful with the jokes, the worst reaction to get from an insensitive joke isn't a rant on twitter... they're real tears from the people you hurt.
Twitter rant hurts, I can delete people with tears
What is this wonderful show and where can I watch it?
It's a British football show called SoccerAM and airs every Saturday morning.
If the kid can dish it then he can take it. Lesson learned.
Wasn’t this a bit the kids was asked to do for the show? I could have sworn the last time this was posted it was a scripted thing the kids was asked to say.
That’s why the producers run out to him and the comedy/magician looks away.
Could be wrong tho.
This is Soccer AM. Its 100% scripted. Kid sold it to be fair.
Kid is amazing! He fooled most of Reddit.
>He fooled most of Reddit.
The lowest of bars
Lesson learned. Never trust a magician.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen that mans laugh in the back could bring me off the edge
That was a good one and that kid deserved it.
Source: Am kid's disappeared dad.
The kid got morbed
Kid got his chain jerked
Lololol you said the thing lmao 🤣
That one guy in the back who thinks it's hilarious.
It actually is
Guys, he's just preparing him for Call of Duty multi-player lobbies.
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Burn victim needs ICU immediately, all hands on deck.
Making a kid's happiness disappear is a classic trick. Skilled magicians have quite a talent in combining eloquent words with the lack of a verbal filter.
+2031 Emotional Damage received.
Please respawn at your nearest hospital.
Brutal. Savage. Recked.
Super villain origin story.
Reminds me of when my friend at school make a joke about my parents getting divorced not realising that that happened years ago. I laughed my ass off while the others just looked at him. Eventually one of them told him and he felt bad
Did the magician know he was talking to a dadless kid/orphan kid?
Every magician knows they’re talking to a fatherless kid. Sadly.
Omfg I want the original vid SOO BADLY
Is this a deleted scene from Phoenix Nights?
Mess with the bull you get the horns
If only I could come up with comebacks like that