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abelbr

That dude is garbage at Tetris he deserve it


ConcernedKip

lol he had 0 lines vs his friend who just got a single tetris


theodoreroberts

He held the controller the wrong way.


abhaybanda

I could barely tell with how much he was shaking it for FUCKING TETRIS.


spiwocoal

you clearly haven't seen hypertappers or rolling tetris players


Lone_Wanderer97

The real crime was done to us, making us watch ppl suck at vidya


23x3

Yes, vidya mcgames, a great pastime.


abhaybanda

Exactly like a 2 year old could beat both of them


Agreeable-Yams8972

What the other kid, he won, the other kid is a douche who should be in a mental hospital


Nopealope06

im pretty sure that kid was already too far gone with or without tetris


StopReadingMyUser

His mind is like his stacking skills... *weak*


Jitendria

He was analysing his game like chess players. Where did he put bricks wrong. Turns out it was the head he was supposed to put it on.


glaring-oryx

Yes, he also appears to be dehydrated. That's probably the cause of his problems.


glowstone_dust

r/hydrohomies


Tulasdad

This kid was on Americas Got Talent. His name is Merrick Hanna


Galdae

He was playing with the controller upside down. And by the way, Tetris doesn't cause violence, lag does.


muleskinnalu

Lol noticed this too just upside down controller


DejectedContributor

It's a pro gamer move asshole...


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Pro gamers didn't exist in 1993.


DejectedContributor

Pro gamers were established in 1939...thank you very much.


Ok-Sample6476

1393 had the best gamers...


International_Tie120

Do you mean Germans?


chocolatepossumboy

*DrDisrespect has entered the chat*


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[удалено]


chocolatepossumboy

Lol


GoSuckYaMother

Lol didn’t exist in 1993


South_Dakota_Boy

The two time! The dude is old as me and I’m old as fuck. I enjoy his schtick, though I could never see myself paying for it specifically.


goofytigre

You obviously never saw The Wizard.


JuliaLouis-DryFist

*pisses on face*


pukhalapuka

Its the flip move.


Stay_AHead

Upside down controller on Tetris- total pro gamer move.


The_scobberlotcher

He's left handed


pekkaAlone

Its a real holding position


SpaceGeneralAmerica

Lag; God of Violence, a primordial creature older than the universe, takes pleasure in our suffering.


captain_wangle

Brother of Anoia, the goddess of things that get stuck in drawers


iambender0811

He actually had it held correctly but somehow flipped it.


UnicornKitt3n

Lag is so *NOT* radical.


VeneMage

And loss of connection 💥🤬


Whiskiz

unless playing pvp, most people cant handle losing to other real life people


potato-vender

Also skill issues and extremely bad rng cause lag


OkEstablishment5093

I recognize that kid from somewhere, Theo me doing the killing


Johndevildog

Merrick Hanna, the kid from AGT that did the robot and is now an influencer


OkEstablishment5093

That what it was


kebangkitan

Yes, on TikTok! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRJcbfH9/


n8jones7

I recognize him too. Cant put my finger on it but I think he’s from a dance show or America’s Got Talent


DR_Bright_963

I remember one day when I was sitting at home in Manchester England playing a game and would you believe it the next day BAM!!! 9/11!!! Don't play games kids.


sillyandstrange

My cousin played a game once. Bam. 5 seconds later, dead.


SoulofArtoria

Fun fact, every human beings who play video game dies.


a_nice_lonelycabbage

thats bs i am still aliv-


Willziac

At least they were able to hit submit before they succumbed.


funwithme_123

Thinking about all the people who texted but didn't send before they are dead.


Jalaleen

Snake?! SNAKE!?! SNAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEE?!?!


mastervadr

I think the idea here was that the terrorist used Microsoft Flight Simulator to learn how to fly so you know, you might potentially crash an airplane into someone’s house after loosing a battle in SOCOM or SOCOM II


RedditPersonNo1987

wtf is an airplane


DR_Bright_963

It's one if those things that has four legs, long faces, pulls buggies and carts


1ustfu1

**???**


RedditPersonNo1987

>wtf is an airplane


Blind_as_Vision

#???


Grfrlv

God damn it video games cause terrorist attacks


character-name

I was in the US playing Pokemon on a sick day when 9/11 happened. So you MAY be on to something...


Easiestcc

Ooo which one? Yellow? Gold?


ChicagoDibs

Accurate


23x3

“Gotta get good khed frickin’ trash can.” That does it! :free\_emotes\_pack:rage


Devilshorn28

Tetris is pretty violent ![gif](giphy|5Tndtit6LsZmE) Does this cause anger in even you too?


hesslol

Brb gonna go hit a kid with a brick


Rakgul

What the fuck is this??? Cast it into the fire!


HolyCrusader1492

Tetris, the game that causes violence


Skeleebob57

Ah yes, the most bloody and violent game I know, Tetris.


BandicootSouthern41

This is why I don't play this game anymore /s


Matheck

Honestly the kid had it coming, all that bragging over Tetris, I mean come on he had know what he was getting himself into.


PussySeller

If this was league of legends instead of tetris we would've seen the funkytown video again.


frbuz

The origins of postal dude


JoesShittyOs

The pee made me think this was an ad for the new Postal game


the_memory_of_crowe

Now the flowers will grow.


IllustriousOwl8244

He peed in him that’s a bit to far I meant on him


Yolom4ntr1c

**in?**


IllustriousOwl8244

I meat on


Yolom4ntr1c

Watchu putting your meat on now?


IllustriousOwl8244

I meant on autocorrect sucks


sillyandstrange

I'm high af and I am absolutely dying at the autocorrects Lmao


IllustriousOwl8244

Lmao


Yolom4ntr1c

Haha


EdgarAlanCrow

The poor fella couldn’t catch a break


IllustriousOwl8244

And people say cod hot mikes are bad


phiz36

Mike is hot. I mean have you seen his abs?!


cyclopath

#**I MEAT ON**


IllustriousOwl8244

Autocorrect screwing me over here


cyclopath

Autocorrect is divining your deepest desires.


IllustriousOwl8244

Just found out I’m boring and that’s why my gf hasn’t talked to me for like a week so I think that means we broke up imma go to bed


cyclopath

#YOU MEAT ON


NiceGuy60660

You send her some racy texts with this autocorrect on and I guarantee it won't be boring.


TheGoldenMinion

:(( im sorry, i know the feeling, it blows. i hope you’re doing well (as well as you can be considering the situation)


IllustriousOwl8244

I’m going to be fine I’ll get over it thanks for worrying about me


Magnon

Don't kink shame!


Carolinejasjasd

it’s a pro gamer move


Cobygamer22

He did the peeing emote to tea bag


IllustriousOwl8244

He should have don’t lake the l after


Insanity_Troll

It’s better than “get shit on” I guess….


cromulent_bastard

Rotflmao...This has to be a Mr.Show sketch or something. Sauce?


RhetoricaLReturD

Skycorp Home Video


cromulent_bastard

Thanks bruh


Lemmingmaster64

[Source](https://youtu.be/CbZ_O5Y9pgg)


shadeobrady

Thank you, was looking for this seeing they didn't credit him. Richard Rogers is a fucking genius with this shit. So happy to see his work on the front page!


not-new-to-reddit69

He does not have the right to be angry while playing that awfully. Even an infant can beat him in tetris if he plays like this


Pigeon-Thing

What da hell I just watch


LeRickey

Video Game Violence - Skycorp Home Video


YT-Deliveries

I mean it’s okay but it’s no Jack Chick mini-comic where a girl kills herself because her character (“BlackLeaf”) died in the game.


JamesKSK13

Skycorp home video is legendary


peenutbuttherNjelly

He needs to have his pee checked


Nervous_Constant_642

Or drink like a gallon of water.


s1ck1337

name checks out


CMDR_ACE209

Wow, that escalated brickly.


StonehengeMan

Much underrated comment.


JRockThumper

Mate their example is literally Puzzle the video game!


muleskinnalu

Pretty sure he was already an idiot with the controller upside down mashing buttons for Tetris


Duramon1444

These kids kinda suck at Tetris ngl


[deleted]

You know what they say…it’s better to be pissed off, then pissed on.


myee8

Homeboy seems a bit dehydrated, gotta drink a bit more water.


youuuuwish

This is complete bullshit... if he was a real pro gamer he would have teabagged him before he pissed on him. So fake!


Crook309

Postal 2


krawlven

Still can't get over the kid holding the controller backwards. Where do you even find a white kid that would do that?


Stupidnames04

Should have tea bagged him.


LovingLife139

I really wish you'd included a link to the creators of this, SkyCorp Home Video. SkyCorp makes tons of retro PSA/infomercial parodies on YouTube and they are way too unknown for the quality of videos they put out. Please support them if you liked this!


TheHighKing112

This can't be real


GAMRKNIGHT

As soon as I saw him start pissing on the corpse, I thought it had to be some POSTAL advertisement or satire.


Hot_Box8010

> Skycorp Home Video From another comment, I learned it's from [this YT channel](https://www.youtube.com/c/SkyCorpHomeVideo) that makes satirical VHS-style ads.


Minimob0

Them saying "Pro Gamer Move" had me questioning whether this was made in 1990 or 2020.


SlashThingy

I was 90% sure this was a modern parody, and I looked up the murder kid, and I was right. Good on them for getting real SNES controllers though.


Toshiba1point0

oh good, I thought it was from a christian website or some other pro family lobby group.


moheevi

It’s real. The kid admitted to using the brick as a Tetris block to pull a real gamer move.


Responsible-Shower68

You're mistaken - the *real* gamer move was emptying the bladder to improve his overall weight distribution and aerodynamic profile


moheevi

Aerodynamics only applies to Flight Simulator and Pilotwings.


Responsible-Shower68

I was a child of the 80s - I can't even look at a Tetris cartridge any more. So much piss...


fightingnetentropy

Aside from people posting the actual source from a channel that does satire with a VHS era style, one tip-off it's a relatively recent satire is they're using the meme ['pro gamer move'](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-gonna-do-whats-called-a-pro-gamer-move) And sure enough the video in question was posted a few months after the meme got started in 2019.


puzzler007

I love how the first brick knocks him down and breaks but the second one stays in perfect shape and throws blood everywhere


baogody

"Now that's a pro gamer move." Who says that back in those days? Haha..


Skivvy_Roll

r/banvideogames


1nfinte

My favorite satire sub Edit: definitely not satire, rookie mistake


llama_person

Wtf did I just go to? Is that a sub we're the "joke" about nazis, but are more than likely nazis?


master_of_good_memes

video games don’t cause violence. it’s an urban myth made up by elderly people who are jealous that the younger generations are enjoying themselves.


daschande

The Boondocks did a good bit on this in their comic strip. "Say you're some parent activist person. Who would you rather start beef with? A crazy guy with a warehouse full of AK-47s, or some computer nerd?"


roboman777xd

lol


rictor33

Good cya


apittsburghoriginal

It’s true, 100% of kids that play videogames murder.


DRbrtsn60

Tetris KILLS!


Timegazer01

What a pro gamer move


Tigerleippi

The pissing got me


Straywork

Is it bad I just laughed so hard my side hurt at this?


dl_gmail

Dayuuum, that’s a huge ass piss!


iiitme

Now that’s a pro gamer move


Known_Ad251

I just banned Tetris 😳


[deleted]

Now that was funny as hell


JadeeDraven

He pissed on a mthrfker. You think I'm playing Tetris after that? I can't find my way out of a paper bag with a flashlight and a point in the right direction. I'm not getting peed on for this fxck tetris


jonesrben

Fitting that the murder weapon was blocks after playing Tetris 🧱


padatricks

Can confirm this is true I once played Tetris with my brother and lost he’s no longer with us


FrostyFingertips

Good thing he used a brick not a nokia


Ragnarok6302

Dude held his Pee for this vengeance


Periachi

Postal dude: the teenage years.


oihanekotxoria

Omg so much pee


mestoopidlol

That kid fucking sucks at Tetris so its his own fault


Remarkable-nut

Dude took that first brick like a champ!


E-Flame99

Fake. Real gamer would have drunk G fuel, then T bagged him, then pissed on him, then pressed X to search dead kid


medevil_hillbillyMF

I was sold up until the stream of piss


Arcader812

I mean, say what you will, but that kid took the first brick like a champ. Didn’t even get knocked out or anything.


Sheikh_Ameen

gg


Arthur_Morgan6812

This kid is an S tier actor


TheSupremeBeansLord

How can anyone be that bad at Tetris


shadowmask7331

We should tqke this seriously, my little brother was playing Animal Crossing yesterday and this morning he nuked Venezuela


Clean_Ad7418

u/savevideo


T-_-l-_-T

u/savevideo


muttonmilk

u/savevideo


Different_Business67

u/savevideo


Saymynaian

Ironically, this commercial makes more than one point against the idea of violent video games causing violence. It's clearly parodying puritanical 90's and showing how ridiculous it is to believe video games will cause violence. It's been shown in studies many times that *violence* in video games does not cause violence in real life. However, a link between aggression and video games *has* been found, but it's got nothing to do with violence in the video game itself. It's much more simple: frustration. The only link between video games and aggression in the players was one where the players became angry at a frustrating game, thus becoming slightly aggressive afterwards. In the most technical of senses, video games can cause violence, but only when they cause extreme frustration to the player.


Tavernknight

Dark souls isn't for everyone.


Jus_Breezy

Wow. Mikey Day from SNL had an interesting start.


jmc1079

Was that a plot of revenge porn with piss play? Thanks for educating bruv


GroundbreakingNail29

This is the most intimidating Tetris game I've ever seen.


Sea_Charity_810

Looking at the controllers, thats a very intense game of tetris


Afternoon-Middle

He took that first brick tho.


throwaway002106

Visual depiction of call of duty lobbies after a match with a lot of camping


Jaybonaut

This is from the super awesome [SkyCorp Home Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbZ_O5Y9pgg) channel. Their Mind Melter ad always cracks me up.


Hi_Its_Salty

Imagine if they were playing a version where they send each other lines, this would a different video


atruepanda

I've never seen the full version of this before . . . there's no chance it's real . . . right?


Budget_Aardvark_7071

Postal Dude's childhood


Screemer15

BrIcKs DoN't KiLl PeOpLe


Accurate-Plan-7045

Wtf


smh124

What in the F


Smashing_cellos

Triggered by Tetris 😂😂😂


KingApoclypse

I’m sorry I’m just dying of laughter to the fact that he thought he could win in Tetris Tetris fucking hilarious


[deleted]

Stanley has anger issues. Tetris is a pretty chill game. Don’t be like Stanley.


Theblkjedi

The piss!! Lol!! Why the PISS!!!!!!!!!!!


TheRetroVideogamers

Tetris... Not even once.


puddyspud

I legit played Tetris on my Ti-8whatever all throughout high school. In fact I don't think I ever paid attention because I was always stacking. So much that I'd visualize the bricks and how to stack them in my head and dreams


IaMsTuPiD111

That boy needs to drink more water!


LightSparrow

I love how the kid has the strength to dust a brick on his homies head and the other kid just shrugs it off with “What the hell bro?”


NapalmWeed

You stay away from Tetris Bobby, Tetris is the devil


mombi

Credit to Skycorp.