T O P

I bet my left testicle if they announce they can cure cancer the stock will drop -5%

I bet my left testicle if they announce they can cure cancer the stock will drop -5%

Jackalamo

Absolutely. Tilray goes up 15-20% on an analyst upgrade. Nio, beats all estimates, expands into Norway, hiring in USA, has several analyst upgrades... Down most days.


hammer_ov_misfortune

2 real. I would laugh if I wasn't so deep in red lol


ramoramo86

Does laughing with tears count? Because that’s all I’ve been able to do lately


pvcmvn94

As the Dutch saying goes, ''I'm laughing like a farmer with a tooth-ache.''


Powerful-Sentence-45

😂 and his brother


razrr_

Probably gonna cause a mass shooting at a middle school 🤣😂🤣


razrr_

Sure case of PTSD 🤣🤣🤣🤣


mindhunter666

Ask PLTR about this lol


andycandy17

“Did we just became brothers” -PLTR probably


fireduck69

Yes, as a holder of both. The communities could just as well have been one


jjjiiijjjiiijjj

Let’s at ENPH to the band of brothers while we’re at it


mindhunter666

Hell yeah mister palantard


RogueLeaderJ

My balls are black


RamsesNYC

Just hold, these things take time. The stock price doesn’t reflect how good the company is doing. By this time next year this would be doubled…


Papa-Doc

!remindme 1 year


Mages17

!remindme 1 year


Pappjakke

!remindme 1 year


SetWeak1486

!remindme 1 year


RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 1 year on [**2022-05-07 17:05:17 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2022-05-07%2017:05:17%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nio/comments/n6z5dy/i_bet_my_left_testicle_if_they_announce_they_can/gxalh3x/?context=3) [**4 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FNio%2Fcomments%2Fn6z5dy%2Fi_bet_my_left_testicle_if_they_announce_they_can%2Fgxalh3x%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202022-05-07%2017%3A05%3A17%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%20n6z5dy) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|


Wardosso

RemindME! 1 year “to the moon”


marcusb97

!remindme 1year


pewpewchew02

!remindme 1 year


pewpewchew02

Did this actually set a reminder for me…?


Independent-Stock-52

RemindMe! 1 year


Indsidious_vibhu

!remindme 1 year


brunoda

!remindme 1 year


tomlee2345

EARLIER I SAY BY EOY! Nio 80 💎💎


PolyphonicMenace

!remindme 1 year


Every_Association318

Do you think it go up slowly or soar?


CurbedEnthusiasm

All the recent news about NIO has been outstanding, yet the stock has fumbled. This is irrational market behaviour, and the market can remain irrational for quite some time, but if NIO execute then there will be no other option than for the stock to go to the moon. It’s inevitable. Just hold. If NIO keep going the way they are and when the semi conductor shortage ends, you’re going to see some serious shit.


Miserable-Media-7793

I agree 100. But the problem is... I keep reading reports that the chip shortage will go on into 2022


CurbedEnthusiasm

Yes that seems likely. Hopefully during 2022 it gets resolved and things bounce back quickly.


aayo-gorkhali

So true, I bet my right one


Pox82

Popular stocks are heavily manipulated, how you think the HF. Are making money??...


Distinct-Astronaut-7

Exactly that’s what I think so too. Fucking Shitadel trying to keep shorting good stock with promising future. Karma is a bitch and I sincerely hope he get what he deserve really soon. 💎💎🙌🚀


RogueLeaderJ

They're trying to get revenge for gme/amc. I think they'll burst crypto too, rob Peter fo pay Paul


Distinct-Astronaut-7

Exactly my sentiments though GME/ AMC prices have not been moving much though as been trading sideways... they are just evil these HF’s who kept shorting good companies


RogueLeaderJ

It's still building. Hedges gotta be paying a lot of interest for their shorts right now


Distinct-Astronaut-7

Fuck them as they deserve it instead of covering their shorts when it wasn’t expensive. It’s arrogance and ego. They get back what they sow 🤔


StVal14

Hahahah. Love this.....


stephanienich

This stock is plummeting.. are you holding?


EuphoricSuccess1997

Tbh boys I sold to go into doge lmao. Currently up by more than 4X what I ever was with NIO tough pill to swallow.


Puzzleheaded_Ebb_816

Seems it doesn’t matter what they do


Rocketship_Stocks

I'll take the right side of that deal


ConfidenceNo2598

2 to 1 odds anyone?


5imo

Feddy mc printer face is slowing down and about to hike rates so it will bleed red


Charlesqkw

predicting going to be 5 days straight red


VARA_1

Lmao facts.


Miri-el

🤣🤣🤣


Rancho8Deluxe

Bahahaha


ElWumboJr

Wish I had more money to spend, want to get 5 more shares before the month ends 🥲


AOCnp

It’s ridiculous!


SB_Kercules

I've been holding since buying as low as $13 and all the way up to $50. I think I suffer from an addition problem because I have 14,000 shares, 40 short PUTS at different dates a few weeks out, and almost always a ton of covered calls. Thursday on the big dip, I just said screw it. Bought out all the short covered calls I had, and went full BULL. Today, (friday) it seemed like I was able to see the future as it did in fact go on the rise, but I just don't know, it feels like this just keeps following TSLA up and down and all around. So while it does, I'm just going to have to keep selling slightly out of the money calls and keep churning it over and over. Who knows, by the time this takes off, maybe the cash premiums from the CCs will have paid for the shares.


Amani_z_Great

But none of us want to sell and live with the regret of not being a long when this thing pops the way its suppose to.


GovindaD

It’s nit time for stock, only crypto!