I bet my left testicle if they announce they can cure cancer the stock will drop -5%
By - BlazingJava
Tilray goes up 15-20% on an analyst upgrade.
Nio, beats all estimates, expands into Norway, hiring in USA, has several analyst upgrades... Down most days.
2 real. I would laugh if I wasn't so deep in red lol
Does laughing with tears count? Because that’s all I’ve been able to do lately
As the Dutch saying goes, ''I'm laughing like a farmer with a tooth-ache.''
😂 and his brother
Probably gonna cause a mass shooting at a middle school 🤣😂🤣
Sure case of PTSD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ask PLTR about this lol
“Did we just became brothers” -PLTR probably
Yes, as a holder of both. The communities could just as well have been one
Let’s at ENPH to the band of brothers while we’re at it
Hell yeah mister palantard
My balls are black
Just hold, these things take time. The stock price doesn’t reflect how good the company is doing.
By this time next year this would be doubled…
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RemindME! 1 year “to the moon”
Did this actually set a reminder for me…?
RemindMe! 1 year
EARLIER I SAY BY EOY! Nio 80 💎💎
Do you think it go up slowly or soar?
All the recent news about NIO has been outstanding, yet the stock has fumbled. This is irrational market behaviour, and the market can remain irrational for quite some time, but if NIO execute then there will be no other option than for the stock to go to the moon. It’s inevitable. Just hold. If NIO keep going the way they are and when the semi conductor shortage ends, you’re going to see some serious shit.
I agree 100. But the problem is... I keep reading reports that the chip shortage will go on into 2022
Yes that seems likely. Hopefully during 2022 it gets resolved and things bounce back quickly.
So true, I bet my right one
Popular stocks are heavily manipulated, how you think the HF. Are making money??...
Exactly that’s what I think so too. Fucking Shitadel trying to keep shorting good stock with promising future. Karma is a bitch and I sincerely hope he get what he deserve really soon. 💎💎🙌🚀
They're trying to get revenge for gme/amc. I think they'll burst crypto too, rob Peter fo pay Paul
Exactly my sentiments though GME/ AMC prices have not been moving much though as been trading sideways... they are just evil these HF’s who kept shorting good companies
It's still building. Hedges gotta be paying a lot of interest for their shorts right now
Fuck them as they deserve it instead of covering their shorts when it wasn’t expensive. It’s arrogance and ego. They get back what they sow 🤔
Hahahah. Love this.....
This stock is plummeting.. are you holding?
Tbh boys I sold to go into doge lmao. Currently up by more than 4X what I ever was with NIO tough pill to swallow.
Seems it doesn’t matter what they do
I'll take the right side of that deal
2 to 1 odds anyone?
Feddy mc printer face is slowing down and about to hike rates so it will bleed red
predicting going to be 5 days straight red
Wish I had more money to spend, want to get 5 more shares before the month ends 🥲
I've been holding since buying as low as $13 and all the way up to $50. I think I suffer from an addition problem because I have 14,000 shares, 40 short PUTS at different dates a few weeks out, and almost always a ton of covered calls.
Thursday on the big dip, I just said screw it. Bought out all the short covered calls I had, and went full BULL. Today, (friday) it seemed like I was able to see the future as it did in fact go on the rise, but I just don't know, it feels like this just keeps following TSLA up and down and all around.
So while it does, I'm just going to have to keep selling slightly out of the money calls and keep churning it over and over. Who knows, by the time this takes off, maybe the cash premiums from the CCs will have paid for the shares.
But none of us want to sell and live with the regret of not being a long when this thing pops the way its suppose to.
It’s nit time for stock, only crypto!