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P-I-S-S-N-U-T

"Jesse, I’ve become half a terraria pixel art"


David_Dantas

Jesse we need to slay some demons


LeoMassaFM

Jesse we need to cook potions


Deathshota

SHroomiteCHlorophytamin


Terraria_Fan_I_Guess

Jesse we need to fight that man in a blue robe over there


Boosted_101

Jesse, we need to defeat a cosmic deity.


hello109271

Jesse, we need to kill Michael Jackson


YouHaveNiceToes24

Jesse, can you pass me the copper short-sword. Jesse I want to make the zenith


fat_ape321

jesse i just wan't to tell you before alien guy kills me that man im dead.


TheAlienMan33

Yo Mistah White, you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.


MUI-Tojo

Jesse, we need to set our hearts ablaze, Jesse.


Asgasdi_Waya

PISSNUT


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Sure is


hdmi_bot

Hey I know you!


Cool_Story_Bro19

This is one of the crossovers in history.


Dangerously_Stupid

I'm... I'm not too sure that's true


HaveSomeBean

It’s pretty undeniable that it is at the very least one of the crossovers in history. The single most in fact.


[deleted]

Are you my cousin?


Plastic_Feed8223

No way Reddit family reunion between the seeker of stupid and the vessel of stupid


[deleted]

Ain't no fucking way, both our accounts are 4 yrs old and both of us browser /r/Terraria


Plastic_Feed8223

Holy shit you’re right


[deleted]

We're not cousins, we're brothers Long lost brothers


Plastic_Feed8223

Twins even


Dangerously_Stupid

Brother! At long last!


Boeing_737-800

“Waltuh. Put the eye of cthulu away, Waltuh. I’m not battling him right now, Waltuh.”


FungalPlague

Waltuh, put your suspicious tentacle away, waltuh. I'm not gonna be your light pet right now, waltuh.


milkyegger27

sus finger !!!


ratliffir

Waltuh, don't break the plantera bulb waltuh. The arena isn't ready yet waltuh


funnylol96

"The eye of Cthulhu spawns and slayes a player and you think that of me? No… I AM THE ONE WHO SPAWNS."


Omniking_Xicor

I am the one who wants the shield of Cthulhu


Samiumn

I am the one who fights the eye of Cthulhu


HaikuBotStalksMe

Worst haiku ever.


Open_Detective_6998

Waltuh why are you part anime waltuh


donitsimies

put your zero2 bodypillow away waltuh


secretthing420

I'm the one who catches up to latest episode of one piece in exactly 1 month 2 days and 10 hours


GooneyBoy2007

Dude what the heck? Rengoku breaks the bad?!?!


Aphala

Set your METH ABLAZE JUSSIE!


drawingdogs

what dat jussie do gorl jussie so good like im addicted to meth ​ biatch


togeko

Jesse we need to kill muzem


kothulhu

>!They both have a hole in them!<


Unreal-Memes

Shut up it’s too early I can’t accept that he’s dead


Vidjagames

Me too. 10 years in a blink.


FreeMyBoiMineta

well if we wanna be accurate >!rengoku can only wink!<


LuVenBen

lmao


Requiemaur

I got spoiled


CoolEnderGamer

Jesse we need to brew buff potions


Platypus-Commander

Rengokuuuu ! Don't go in the train ! Rengokuuuu !


tazergames5

Jesse where the demons Jesse?!


Samiumn

Nice avatar


Technoblades_Elbow

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


TQRC

this is when walter white became rengoku


King_Ree09

It’s just basic flame breathing


Fuzzwuzzad

I just watched the movie man why you gotta do this to me


Ok-Helicopter735

Jesse, we need to fight the upper moon


Tazah101

Meth breathing


desculpajailson

Ai raivei tiuo saideis


ganz_bequem

Jesse we need to make blue mana potions


Remote-Advertising-5

Renwhite


Crunchyeee

Jesse, I can breathe fire, look Jesse


Agreeable-View-6508

JESSE, WE NEED TO BAKE JESSE, BAKE THE DONUTS JESSE


EzriDax1

Noo Rengoku don't break bad


MyBraincellsHurt

meth doughnut


MuteMyMike

You crazy sonofa...you DID IT!


HappyShark96

Right side based


Mysterious-Ad-8809

Waltuh


AlternateAccount66

The duality of man


JosephLimes

This meth is TASTY


TaiyoFurea

I'm f-walter Hartwell white. I live at 308 negra arroyo lane, Albuquerque New Mexico, 8710420. This is my confession:


Ok-Impact-4690

Why does this work?


LogicGateKeeper123

Please I beg you show us what that actually looks like in game!


KrypticXylo

Jesse, I’ve become a doughnut Jesse.


Due-Magician-5354

Holy shit


And_Another-One

UMAI!


GoldenjunoSP

"Set your meth ablaze"


Madgameboy

The fact that one side is larger than the other & both of them arent even aligned with eachother infuriates me


Neat_Delivery_9524

İ got two sides about food, consuming it then yelling delicious and cooking it


Designer_Plant2282

Jesse, why am I a donut.


SpiffyPegasus

Jesse, we need to become Utah


xRemaining

Tasty!


Quinzii

Waltuh.. we gotta build a house before it gets dark waltuh.


Lime2024

Inside you there are two wolves


bucsfan987

Heisenpixel


DAbestMAGE

u/VeryGenericPerson


PY--

mf built it on a superflat world


Practical-Election59

Double kill!


MasterOfMasters_MOM

My name is Walter Donut White...


Jumpy-Cantaloupe606

*Waltuh* put the nichirin blade down.


oooArcherooo

meth donut


canoIV

most of the time I'm normal, but when the beast comes out...


arispsh72

Rengoku we need to cook


UrAverageIdot

waltuh


DinoRedRex99

Waltuh


Requiemaur

Rengoku, we need to cook!


brainchallengers

who is the right one? i know flame hashira but who is that??


Virtual_Baseball7990

Both ended Up with a hole in their stomach


FuckingGus

Say my name


Icy_Chemical610

Jesse we need to farm 500 hours for a pink rod (not a d**do)


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

Waltuh, you’re stuck in the screen waltuh


Phinsyy

I forgor


PsychologicalGain298

Umai! Bogdan!


archivable_guy

Jesse we need to cook demons


xXLoneWolfGamer69Xx

Half Walter white and half Idc what the other half is and I know its from demon slayer


Burgonya1

Bro thinks he Heisenberg🤣


Business_Purple_6519

there are 2 pixle arts inside of you


empireboi204

Waltuh?


TheoMagician5

remove the thing on the left, build Jesse on its place


_ThatOneLurker_

Set your heart ablaze. We need to cook.


Funnylooking_italian

Jersey help I became a donut