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Trying to make a cool video

Trying to make a cool video

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TheArtfulDanger

I thought he was about to piss...


Pudi2000

I thought he was about to snatch the phone instead.


Southernslytherin_

And here my first thought is “dude has crabs”


rhet17

*and* a chub-on.


Kittys_Mom

Dude was tapping out a message in Morse code.


Pudi2000

Lmao!!!! He was saying "detonator" https://youtu.be/8zfNfilNOIE


AgreeablePerformer3

Yes I see it: hello.. come.. visit.. me.. inside.. my.. pants..


Tinkoo17

I thought he was about to snatch his own Dick … Out …


Pudi2000

Why not both?


ImInArea52

Me too


ac714

I did also


fzt

thanks


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MrmmphMrmmph

You turned out to be right.


Gr1pp717

The comment was deleted -- what were they right about?


discretion

Too much, apparently. He said too much.


Bluehue12

Jesus Christ, they’ve already got to him.


Rey_Mezcalero

I really wish he did steal the phone instead of all that ball handling. Need to wash my eyeballs now


BurningCandle_

He snatched something all right


Scary_Pace6463

But he instead showed his piano skills


BR1N3DM1ND

Practicing his rendition of Chopdicks


JillsACheatNMean

1812 over(the pants)ture


Savagehenryuk

Beat Loaf


Greendale7HumanBeing

A Chopin prelewd.


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Chopsdicks


pinkguyfriedrice

Judging by the finger speed I'm guessing Flight Of The Bumblebee.


St1kny5

Bate-hoven


onederbred

Johan Sebastian Coch


quaybored

Gangbang Amadickus Mustfart


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quaybored

Igor Straponsky


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Crotchmaninoff


gallak87

Vivaldick


chichen_schnitzal

Dimitri Scratchakovitch


theclassywino

Beat-hoven


Giddyup3000

Fap of the Bumblebee


blowme_realgood

Playing a sweet riff on his guitar


beautifulcreature86

He was fucking with you lol. He saw the phone.


ihwip

He was trying desperately to get an erection to impress his girl and thought a little voyeurism would help. Poor little guy.


splitcondition

Now, that's just weird. How does one come to this conclusion. "Aw man, she's so cool, I really wanna impress her... I know!" *aggressively rubs dick through pants in the middle of the street*


PhreiB

Totally was. "Oh look. Another self involved Tik Toker and/Instagramer. Let me grope myself righhht abouuut... here!"


Rupertii

Pocket billiard


BecGeoMom

I thought he was going to expose himself.


Neuchacho

I did too. I honestly have no idea what the intention was here. It doesn't look like scratching, it looks more like you'd do for burning or discomfort. I see the idea he did it just to tickle his junk on a random camera as joke or to be gross but it honestly doesn't feel that deliberate. It's extra weird because his girlfriend/wife 100% sees what he's doing and is kinda screening for him. He seems out of it too. Weird all around.


PM_me_your_whatevah

Watch his face when he’s in the background and first notices the woman in the dress. He seems to realize she’s filming herself and you can see him start to look around for the camera. One he spots it he starts rubbing himself and gets in front of it. He just wanted to ruin her video.


ThatBFjax

0:15, he looks straight into the camera and immediately grabs his junk


karmagod13000

Still too many questions


Bigwiggs3214

He's looking right at her as she's messing with the phone. When she first moves you can see he's looking directly at her.


CoffeeLawd

Wife/girlfriend *not now John please*


SlugJones

I believe it was intentional. I think he saw her put the phone down and thought he’d be funny.


ralfselvas

Eczema on you parts is a real thing.


420brain01

Ladies and gentlemen I am not a medical professional but I think this man has crabs!


TrashSoldier01

I was like that boy better not pee on the phone


Lol_WhoCares

I don’t even do that in the bathroom lol. He’s got some… >!balls to do it in public.!<


ukgamer420

Thought he was going to steal the phone, not send a message in morse code on his nuts.


jurawall_jumper

Imagine if you had to give the little guys directions to the egg in morse code.


st_rdt

"I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque"


Kayesevy

We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


OneBaldingWookiee

Twinkle fingers


Scary_Pace6463

Tip tap tap tap


HoldTheCellarDoor

Flicky flicky


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Scary_Pace6463

Dick drummers sounds like an actual band name lol


skidmarkVI

Fucking dick drummers taking all the good jobs


ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

r/nocontext


Red_Starling

What's your game about?


Agolf_Twittler

It’s like rock band, but with dick drums


CMHaunrictHoiblal

For the love of God please don't let this be another voidspace ad.


FlunkedUtopian

Oh yeah, I've seen the ask about voidspace guy quite a few times now. Edit: Didn't realise that ask about my game guy is also a mod in voidspace sub.


Jolly_Street

Heard he was great at playing the skin flute


DorkusDeluxus

That solo at the end was "off the hook" as they say.


cheapdrinks

/r/tippytaps


Fisher-Peartree

With on drums: Dick Drummer! On guitar: Dick Picker! On bass: Dick Fingerer! On vocals: Dick Singer!


yewcant_seeme

That guy really loves his dick


AntiSocialW0rker

I saw a video on here many years ago of a son pranking his mom with a college acceptance letter or something like that. The entire time he wouldn’t stop fondling his dick through his sport shorts. It was extremely uncomfortable.


No-Bee-2354

Had a roommate and friend like that. I would walk away mid conversation and tell him I'm not talking unless he stopped.


PageFault

Had to look this one up. [Is this what you are referring to?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yt1bPRvSIc)


Zgirl333

How does the mom not say something. I could never have a conversation with my kid while he was excessively groping his dick...


dadudemon

Most moms/dads tell their kids to stop playing with themselves out in the open like that.


Zgirl333

Right?? Like you don't want to be the parent that has an adult kid just roaming the planet touching himself in public. What an embarrassing fail.


IcanSew831

My late husband sort of did this no where near as aggressively but he would cup his balls every once in a while, especially if he was nervous. His mother committed suicide when he was 7 and he spent time in foster care and was eventually adopted but the damage was done. I’d nudge his arm when he’d do it and he got a lot better about it over the years.


Zgirl333

I mean that's a little more understandable than his mother standing there watching him. Also like you said its a retrainable behavior, you can easily correct the behavior.


boogerboy87

It's even more strange that he's doing that while looking directly at his mother... And honestly, if I were doing as much pinching/rolling as he was, I'd probably pop an unintended bone.


DEMACIAAAAA

This was just mostly sad :(


Drinksandknowsthangz

Lol it was awful! His moms such a sweety. But yeah Idono how you can grope your junk while talking to your mom- shits weird...


Jenga9Eleven

*Sigmund Freud has entered the chat*


Drinksandknowsthangz

*Sigmund Freud is speechless- refers patient to psych ward for castration*


DEMACIAAAAA

itchy


SilverMcFly

Or something. Good lord. It looked like he thought if he stopped touching it, it might fall off.


naturalbornkillerz

I grope my junk when I'm talking to your mom


gn01145600

Hey Siri delete this


AfraidProtection4684

Well that was painful to watch. Because his mom was that upset and also he kept playing the skin flute while he was looking her in the eye.


sharmapun

Lmao the comment - dude did more ball handling in a 6 min video than Lebron in an entire game


SidInsomniac

I can't believe he's done this!


modulusPrime99

Wtf dude stop


PageFault

It's ok mom. Just relax. It's better for the family.


orbitaljunkie

Guess his parents never told him to stop fiddling with his privates growing up. Weird and disgusting when grown ass adults do this.


AntiSocialW0rker

Haha yep, that’s the exact one


whatsmypasswordplz

I think I've seen that one, how can you be so oblivious to what you're doing??


GeorginaSparkes

Lmao shades of my 7yo nephew, goddamn 😂


No-Bee-2354

I used to work at a daycare and like half the boys did this lmao. Idk how adults do that shit too


massberate

I wouldn’t even think to maintain eye contact while applying chapstick; this guy is staring straight at his mom while pinching and rolling. What. The. Fuck.


Rishi_mtlwr_017

Also petting his dick


practicalpurple007

Who's the good boy...Whose the good boy...Yes you are!!


bdwrd

Poor man’s got a case of itchy dick


iHaveHobbies

I think he's got a case of "expecting some back alley action"


Neuchacho

This is not the face of a man being tantalized with the idea of public sex. He looks out of it and uncomfortable more than anything.


DRxCarbine

I mean look at all those stairs he had to climb. Anybody’s dick would be at least slightly annoyed with all that walking


Anomaly1134

Yeah I thought he may be drunk and or puke.


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eskimoboob

I hold mine when I sleep


xxSeymour

It's so comfy to hold your soft dick


AnderBerger

> Your ಠ_ಠ


xxSeymour

You heard me


eagleoid

I... Need an adult?


SobeyHarker

I am an adult.


Tolantruth

Is this nicki Minaj’s cousin?


theillx

He might want to get that checked out. My god this man is oblivious.


elektromas

Maybe he just need to take a shower and clean up


marques33

Looking at the background wishing I was there.


Plodeoca

That place is "Scalinata di Santa Maria del Monte" In Italy, Sicily, Caltagirone (CT) . You can Google maps it.. Or go there.. Sometimes, the city, just fills this long stairs way with light games, it's something fantastic. Edit: replaced "ladders" With "stairs".


sap91

What do you mean by "light games"? This sounds amazing


Plodeoca

They place lights on this long and high stairs way that seen by a certain prospective they create images.. Mostly Saints images, but sometimes are sketches by local artists that asks the major to create those visual light games.


AlphaStrike89

What the hell are "light games"?


negroiso

It's like your silly love games ya mother licker... do ya love me? could you learn to love me?


epmineo

Ah, I was thinking in Catania. Thanks.


oif_con

Lived there for 3 years. If you ever want to visit Sicily there are other places I'd recommend before Caltalagirone, ideally Taormina, Siracusa, Agrigento, and San Vito Lo Capo.


MeccIt

*Furiously takes notes for next trip to Italy*


that1celebrity

He knew


PapaSteveRocks

Absolutely knew. Looked at the girl, looked down the street, looked at the camera, stopped in front of the camera.


YouAreAnnoyingAF

Yup. Total dick move.


nobody2000

I'd say it's ballsy


postal_tank

The plot *thickens*


DefNotNoah21

Da plot dickins


JillsACheatNMean

And pulsates.


Sorry_Door

And hardens


quaybored

Then spurts


wow-very-cool

Ground shaking climax


Meta_Spirit

Why'd he give it a strum hahahaha


darkmatterchef

Cause if you notice he spied the phone and diverted his course, you can see from the fact his partner didn't follow him at first. So my guess is that he gave it a strum as a little "hey you're gonna see this lookie lookie"


Meta_Spirit

Ah, I see... What a fuckin weirdo lmao


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People are acting like this is funny but would flip if they heard about a man fondling himself on the train. How the FUCK is this different? This man is a deliberate creep. He could have done a million things to 'ruin' her video. He did this right away. I saw a post in on the front page about a student snapchatting very violently sexual things to female students. When you treat shit in the video like it's nbd you help raise the next generation to think it's acceptable.


Meta_Spirit

I don't understand why it's considered funny, especially once you learn he intended to be a perv. And that snapchat that was floating around needs to be reported to the police, it's violent and disgusting. Additonal: I'm speaking mostly for myself, but I'm laughing because I'm uncomfortable here


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This comment section overall, is why women don't feel safe around men. Because this is how most men act when they have no audience. They think things like violating others (women yes but horrible things happen in places like prison, locker rooms) are... a joke? A game? It's not just disgusting it's fucking terrifying. And it's heartbreaking to have seen that the few men who do seem to instinctively realize this shit is Wrong are the ones who have themselves been victimized


rdias002

I thought he'd steal the phone


CommanderOfGregory

It looks like he's trying to get his dick to wake up for the girl he's with


Scary_Pace6463

"Come on dude you cant be sleeping right now we have work to do"


tacocatz92

>["Come on dude you cant be sleeping right now we have work to do"](https://i.imgur.com/T7WA900.gif)


madetoanon

You are embarrassing me in front of the wizards!


EMPactivated

Give yer balls a tug!


GodlessHippie

Fuck you shoresy!


HotChickenshit

Fuck you, Reiley, yer mom got me banned from Fartbook last night because she started a livestream and tried to get me to give 'er another Cleaveland Steamer!


DorianGreysPortrait

Fuck YOU, Shorsey!


FinntheHueman

Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium.


JohnnyBouldin

Fuck you, Shorsey!


Beastafer

Fuck you Jonesy your Mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago tell her I'll put my swim trunks on anytime she likes


vendetta2115

Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom ugly cried ‘cause she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night, fuckin’ amateur hour over there.


1991Syclone

/r/unexpectedletterkenny


EyesLikeBuscemi

Now I finally understand what "dinkin flicka" means.


slime9reen

This dude is slappin….THE BASS


LittleGlaze

Slap da bass mon


DR650SE

[Hahahah](https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpt0sdjw8y1r10nbyo1_500.gif)


intensely_human

That was 100% on purpose


GrimmKrieg

Dude went full ocarina on them nuts.


ken_theman

yo they were both trolling her


baldiemir

I am a guy and for the love of God I will never understand why some other dudes are constantly rubbing/placing their hands on their crotch.


Sorry_Door

There was this friend of mine who suggested to sleep by cupping the balls. Just put hands inside shorts cup the balls and sleep. He said I'll sleep better this way.


jeffron12345

I actually do this subconsciously sometimes. It does help me sleep better a bit


quaybored

Just a hand in the wasteband can make you feel warmer & comfier for some reason. The Al Bundy special.


NewMorningNow2

Exacly, its the wrist under the waistband. I would find myself with my hand tucked there at night for years and I'm a chick. I wondered why i was doing that until i realized its actually pretty damn comfy.


peejuice

Can attest to this. I cup this guy's nuts and pass out shortly after.


VeryDisappointing

there's a difference between holding your nuts in the comfort of your own home and pulling on your junk outside like youre 5 years old


CalbertCorpse

I don’t know how, and I don’t know why, but this works. Not for everyday sleep, but when I wake at 4:00 and can’t fall back to sleep.


Remarkable-Ocelot-51

They gotta remind themselves it’s still there


Local-Trick-5268

The worst is the guys who walk around with their hands inside their pants. Will never understand why they do it, it’s fucking horrible.


THCMcG33

Right? And then thinking about them walking around and touching things like door handles. 🤢🤮


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Revolutionary_Buy112

I thought he was gonna nut


Don_Eulogio

Why he keep touching his dick, not even i do that in public.


AnonymousTXMale

Not even you!?!?


ImOnTheInstanet

Not even Don Eulogio touches dick in public.


headguts

If Don doesn't, you don't. End of dickscussion.


S2MacroHard

this is going to be my new catch phrase


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If I happen upon "Not even Don Eulogio touches dick in public." in another subreddit I'm gonna give the highest of fives.


S2MacroHard

don’t let your dreams be dreams be the change you want to see


Junejanator

Not EVEN him


Naisu_boato

I expected to hear that ac/dc song that went something like “I’ve got big balls, I’ve got big balls, they’re such big balls...”


dagui12

That dude was gonna steal your phone lol


firsttimebegentle87

I cant even tell what she was trying to do in the video she was making...walking down stairs?


Agreeable-Outcome-14

Since this is a repost, the previous version I saw claimed the lady was trying to capture how the wind was capturing her dress


xXJungleJimsXx

Dude knew exactly what he was doing


kemosabe_au

He’s got a bit of a stiffy.


Ok-Resolve-7556

Just upvoted for the nice dick view


ligmuhtaint

Tippy taps on the peepee in the sunshine


Uniqniqu

Did he do that on purpose or was it just a casual nut scratch?


MmmmmmKayyyyyyyyyyyy

lol jazz hands


boogers19

Meat Beat Manifesto.


RecoverFrequent

...As of some one gently tapping, tapping at his chamber's door. "'Tis some photobomber," I mutterd, "tapping at his chamber's door-- Only this and nothing more." Quoth the TikTokker, "Nevermore"


Ourobius

$5 says he was a local who's sick and tired of people using his town for shitty photo ops