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I thought he was about to piss...
I thought he was about to snatch the phone instead.
And here my first thought is “dude has crabs”
*and* a chub-on.
Dude was tapping out a message in Morse code.
Lmao!!!! He was saying "detonator"
Yes I see it: hello.. come.. visit.. me.. inside.. my.. pants..
I thought he was about to snatch his own Dick … Out …
Why not both?
I did also
You turned out to be right.
The comment was deleted -- what were they right about?
Too much, apparently. He said too much.
Jesus Christ, they’ve already got to him.
I really wish he did steal the phone instead of all that ball handling.
Need to wash my eyeballs now
He snatched something all right
But he instead showed his piano skills
Practicing his rendition of Chopdicks
1812 over(the pants)ture
A Chopin prelewd.
Judging by the finger speed I'm guessing Flight Of The Bumblebee.
Johan Sebastian Coch
Gangbang Amadickus Mustfart
Fap of the Bumblebee
Playing a sweet riff on his guitar
He was fucking with you lol. He saw the phone.
He was trying desperately to get an erection to impress his girl and thought a little voyeurism would help. Poor little guy.
Now, that's just weird. How does one come to this conclusion.
"Aw man, she's so cool, I really wanna impress her... I know!" *aggressively rubs dick through pants in the middle of the street*
Totally was. "Oh look. Another self involved Tik Toker and/Instagramer. Let me grope myself righhht abouuut... here!"
I thought he was going to expose himself.
I did too. I honestly have no idea what the intention was here. It doesn't look like scratching, it looks more like you'd do for burning or discomfort. I see the idea he did it just to tickle his junk on a random camera as joke or to be gross but it honestly doesn't feel that deliberate. It's extra weird because his girlfriend/wife 100% sees what he's doing and is kinda screening for him. He seems out of it too.
Weird all around.
Watch his face when he’s in the background and first notices the woman in the dress. He seems to realize she’s filming herself and you can see him start to look around for the camera.
One he spots it he starts rubbing himself and gets in front of it. He just wanted to ruin her video.
0:15, he looks straight into the camera and immediately grabs his junk
Still too many questions
He's looking right at her as she's messing with the phone. When she first moves you can see he's looking directly at her.
Wife/girlfriend *not now John please*
I believe it was intentional. I think he saw her put the phone down and thought he’d be funny.
Eczema on you parts is a real thing.
Ladies and gentlemen
I am not a medical professional
but I think this man has crabs!
I was like that boy better not pee on the phone
I don’t even do that in the bathroom lol. He’s got some… >!balls to do it in public.!<
Thought he was going to steal the phone, not send a message in morse code on his nuts.
Imagine if you had to give the little guys directions to the egg in morse code.
"I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque"
We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Tip tap tap tap
Dick drummers sounds like an actual band name lol
Fucking dick drummers taking all the good jobs
What's your game about?
It’s like rock band, but with dick drums
For the love of God please don't let this be another voidspace ad.
Oh yeah, I've seen the ask about voidspace guy quite a few times now.
Edit: Didn't realise that ask about my game guy is also a mod in voidspace sub.
Heard he was great at playing the skin flute
That solo at the end was "off the hook" as they say.
With on drums: Dick Drummer! On guitar: Dick Picker! On bass: Dick Fingerer! On vocals: Dick Singer!
That guy really loves his dick
I saw a video on here many years ago of a son pranking his mom with a college acceptance letter or something like that. The entire time he wouldn’t stop fondling his dick through his sport shorts. It was extremely uncomfortable.
Had a roommate and friend like that. I would walk away mid conversation and tell him I'm not talking unless he stopped.
Had to look this one up. [Is this what you are referring to?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yt1bPRvSIc)
How does the mom not say something. I could never have a conversation with my kid while he was excessively groping his dick...
Most moms/dads tell their kids to stop playing with themselves out in the open like that.
Right?? Like you don't want to be the parent that has an adult kid just roaming the planet touching himself in public. What an embarrassing fail.
My late husband sort of did this no where near as aggressively but he would cup his balls every once in a while, especially if he was nervous. His mother committed suicide when he was 7 and he spent time in foster care and was eventually adopted but the damage was done. I’d nudge his arm when he’d do it and he got a lot better about it over the years.
I mean that's a little more understandable than his mother standing there watching him. Also like you said its a retrainable behavior, you can easily correct the behavior.
It's even more strange that he's doing that while looking directly at his mother... And honestly, if I were doing as much pinching/rolling as he was, I'd probably pop an unintended bone.
This was just mostly sad :(
Lol it was awful! His moms such a sweety. But yeah Idono how you can grope your junk while talking to your mom- shits weird...
*Sigmund Freud has entered the chat*
*Sigmund Freud is speechless- refers patient to psych ward for castration*
Or something. Good lord. It looked like he thought if he stopped touching it, it might fall off.
I grope my junk when I'm talking to your mom
Hey Siri delete this
Well that was painful to watch. Because his mom was that upset and also he kept playing the skin flute while he was looking her in the eye.
Lmao the comment - dude did more ball handling in a 6 min video than Lebron in an entire game
I can't believe he's done this!
Wtf dude stop
It's ok mom. Just relax. It's better for the family.
Guess his parents never told him to stop fiddling with his privates growing up. Weird and disgusting when grown ass adults do this.
Haha yep, that’s the exact one
I think I've seen that one, how can you be so oblivious to what you're doing??
Lmao shades of my 7yo nephew, goddamn 😂
I used to work at a daycare and like half the boys did this lmao. Idk how adults do that shit too
I wouldn’t even think to maintain eye contact while applying chapstick; this guy is staring straight at his mom while pinching and rolling. What. The. Fuck.
Also petting his dick
Who's the good boy...Whose the good boy...Yes you are!!
Poor man’s got a case of itchy dick
I think he's got a case of "expecting some back alley action"
This is not the face of a man being tantalized with the idea of public sex. He looks out of it and uncomfortable more than anything.
I mean look at all those stairs he had to climb. Anybody’s dick would be at least slightly annoyed with all that walking
Yeah I thought he may be drunk and or puke.
I hold mine when I sleep
It's so comfy to hold your soft dick
You heard me
I... Need an adult?
I am an adult.
Is this nicki Minaj’s cousin?
He might want to get that checked out. My god this man is oblivious.
Maybe he just need to take a shower and clean up
Looking at the background wishing I was there.
That place is "Scalinata di Santa Maria del Monte" In Italy, Sicily, Caltagirone (CT) . You can Google maps it.. Or go there.. Sometimes, the city, just fills this long stairs way with light games, it's something fantastic.
Edit: replaced "ladders" With "stairs".
What do you mean by "light games"? This sounds amazing
They place lights on this long and high stairs way that seen by a certain prospective they create images.. Mostly Saints images, but sometimes are sketches by local artists that asks the major to create those visual light games.
What the hell are "light games"?
It's like your silly love games ya mother licker... do ya love me? could you learn to love me?
Ah, I was thinking in Catania. Thanks.
Lived there for 3 years. If you ever want to visit Sicily there are other places I'd recommend before Caltalagirone, ideally Taormina, Siracusa, Agrigento, and San Vito Lo Capo.
*Furiously takes notes for next trip to Italy*
Absolutely knew. Looked at the girl, looked down the street, looked at the camera, stopped in front of the camera.
Yup. Total dick move.
I'd say it's ballsy
The plot *thickens*
Da plot dickins
Ground shaking climax
Why'd he give it a strum hahahaha
Cause if you notice he spied the phone and diverted his course, you can see from the fact his partner didn't follow him at first.
So my guess is that he gave it a strum as a little "hey you're gonna see this lookie lookie"
Ah, I see...
What a fuckin weirdo lmao
People are acting like this is funny but would flip if they heard about a man fondling himself on the train. How the FUCK is this different? This man is a deliberate creep. He could have done a million things to 'ruin' her video. He did this right away.
I saw a post in on the front page about a student snapchatting very violently sexual things to female students. When you treat shit in the video like it's nbd you help raise the next generation to think it's acceptable.
I don't understand why it's considered funny, especially once you learn he intended to be a perv.
And that snapchat that was floating around needs to be reported to the police, it's violent and disgusting.
Additonal: I'm speaking mostly for myself, but I'm laughing because I'm uncomfortable here
This comment section overall, is why women don't feel safe around men. Because this is how most men act when they have no audience. They think things like violating others (women yes but horrible things happen in places like prison, locker rooms) are... a joke? A game? It's not just disgusting it's fucking terrifying.
And it's heartbreaking to have seen that the few men who do seem to instinctively realize this shit is Wrong are the ones who have themselves been victimized
I thought he'd steal the phone
It looks like he's trying to get his dick to wake up for the girl he's with
"Come on dude you cant be sleeping right now we have work to do"
>["Come on dude you cant be sleeping right now we have work to do"](https://i.imgur.com/T7WA900.gif)
You are embarrassing me in front of the wizards!
Give yer balls a tug!
Fuck you shoresy!
Fuck you, Reiley, yer mom got me banned from Fartbook last night because she started a livestream and tried to get me to give 'er another Cleaveland Steamer!
Fuck YOU, Shorsey!
Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium.
Fuck you, Shorsey!
Fuck you Jonesy your Mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago tell her I'll put my swim trunks on anytime she likes
Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom ugly cried ‘cause she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night, fuckin’ amateur hour over there.
Now I finally understand what "dinkin flicka" means.
This dude is slappin….THE BASS
Slap da bass mon
That was 100% on purpose
Dude went full ocarina on them nuts.
yo they were both trolling her
I am a guy and for the love of God I will never understand why some other dudes are constantly rubbing/placing their hands on their crotch.
There was this friend of mine who suggested to sleep by cupping the balls. Just put hands inside shorts cup the balls and sleep. He said I'll sleep better this way.
I actually do this subconsciously sometimes. It does help me sleep better a bit
Just a hand in the wasteband can make you feel warmer & comfier for some reason. The Al Bundy special.
Exacly, its the wrist under the waistband. I would find myself with my hand tucked there at night for years and I'm a chick. I wondered why i was doing that until i realized its actually pretty damn comfy.
Can attest to this. I cup this guy's nuts and pass out shortly after.
there's a difference between holding your nuts in the comfort of your own home and pulling on your junk outside like youre 5 years old
I don’t know how, and I don’t know why, but this works. Not for everyday sleep, but when I wake at 4:00 and can’t fall back to sleep.
They gotta remind themselves it’s still there
The worst is the guys who walk around with their hands inside their pants. Will never understand why they do it, it’s fucking horrible.
Right? And then thinking about them walking around and touching things like door handles. 🤢🤮
I thought he was gonna nut
Why he keep touching his dick, not even i do that in public.
Not even you!?!?
Not even Don Eulogio touches dick in public.
If Don doesn't, you don't. End of dickscussion.
this is going to be my new catch phrase
If I happen upon "Not even Don Eulogio touches dick in public." in another subreddit I'm gonna give the highest of fives.
don’t let your dreams be dreams
be the change you want to see
Not EVEN him
I expected to hear that ac/dc song that went something like “I’ve got big balls, I’ve got big balls, they’re such big balls...”
That dude was gonna steal your phone lol
I cant even tell what she was trying to do in the video she was making...walking down stairs?
Since this is a repost, the previous version I saw claimed the lady was trying to capture how the wind was capturing her dress
Dude knew exactly what he was doing
He’s got a bit of a stiffy.
Just upvoted for the nice dick view
Tippy taps on the peepee in the sunshine
Did he do that on purpose or was it just a casual nut scratch?
lol jazz hands
Meat Beat Manifesto.
...As of some one gently tapping, tapping at his chamber's door.
"'Tis some photobomber," I mutterd, "tapping at his chamber's door--
Only this and nothing more."
Quoth the TikTokker, "Nevermore"
$5 says he was a local who's sick and tired of people using his town for shitty photo ops