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nbuzd

Seen pictures of what this can lead to. Do not recommend.


sum_long_wang

Seen a lengthy comment from a nurse working at the burn victim unit under one of these talking about the months or even years of agony this can lead to. I mean I knew before and first hand that burns are horrific and generally Dont heal well but that comment made me realize so many things you don't really think about at first. They went into so much detail about people with burnt asses it still haunts me. Constant new infections from bacteria. Skin grafts. Needing an artificial asshole for months so the skin around your OG Anus can heal better. The list was endless. Good read tbh, just kinda terrifying 😂 Edit: it's linked further down I've just realized


northstar1000

Artificial asshole takes the cake


Straight-Thang

I thought OG Anus was the pinnacle hot damn


Akesgeroth

https://i.eprci.net/artificial-anus


IndustrialPuppetTwo

I remember that comment. I'd like to think that I was never dumb enough to have ever even considered doing something like that but after reading that...


Basileus08

Oh God, I remember this comment. The description was terrifying.


northstar1000

Go on then .How many toasted assholes have you seen?


nbuzd

Just yours, northstar1000, no need to feel threatened. No one has roasted dingle berries like you 😘


northstar1000

Wtf . I thought you were a health worker.


nbuzd

How many health workers do you know that place both hands on your shoulders during a prostate exam? That and the "I'm not a doctor" disclaimer should have "tipped" you off 😂


northstar1000

Or you could just say you are just another effiin gay ass mf .


DirtySeuss414

Why have you stumbled across those pics exactly…? 👀


BirdF33d3r

Just u wait. U’ll see them too, eventually.


DirtySeuss414

Oh my god


nbuzd

Someone I went to school with did this. His older brother was going to beat up whoever did it, until he eventually admitted it was his own dumb idea 😂


DirtySeuss414

I’m sorry, I was being inconsiderate assuming that it couldn’t have been you the whole time.


nbuzd

Looking back on some of the dumb things I've done, I don't think it would have surprised anyone other than myself if I had done that. Most of the dumb things I have done have been for personal gain. I never saw what I could gain from lighting my ass on fire with volatile chemicals! Seriously though, it was baaaad. It was months before he could stop sitting on those donut cushions when he went to poop.


theflukemaster

they turn up on reddit every fireworks season


DirtySeuss414

Pics or it didn’t happen


theflukemaster

you asked for it | [NSFL!](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/odtvvb/tifu_by_blowing_up_my_hand_with_a_firework/) I have seen more but for some reason reddit doesn't want you to search for them


DirtySeuss414

Wow


The-sleepiest-cookie

Oooh yeah same. That crispy booty looked like a crackling lechon lol!


nbuzd

Or like when you are cooking a big ol' sausage over an open fire and the skin starts to split and lift! Edit: Oh, a lechon is a roasted pig. So..same idea 😂 Just needs seasoning.


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Wdog864

He probably got tired of talking out of it


CantankerousOctopus

You forgot some people drink with it.


Omariii444

I’ll drink to that


IndustrialPuppetTwo

What a total ass.


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ballwout

sitting? xx


Tazmaniac60

How do you look at an object, explosive one at that, and wonder, “How would this work in my ass?”


natesneaks

Lit his ass up


Hot_Whole2622

It’s “lit” inside of his butthole too.


spotlessgecko11

xD


UnknownSpecies19

Someone copy paste the thing about the dude that set his asshole on fire like this and it basically ruined his life. Don't put fire near your brown eye folks.


dazenzi

Came here for [this](https://np.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/shooting_fireworks_out_of_your_butt_wcgw/e1tbd94/)


UnknownSpecies19

Yeaaaaahuh! Thanks.


northstar1000

Lmao.That's racism. Assholes come in all colours .


Careful_Cranberry_

/s?


dingdongbannu88

Pasta This could be a worst case scenario if the burn is deep and distributed far enough. Former 6 year surgical RN now in a different specialty. I have seen some fucked up assholes. You're in for a long, painful recovery following a serious wound or burn near your "Peri area" (perineum being your crack to crack, ball to ass, taint, grundle, etc. region). Think of how often you visit the bathroom and then imagine you have a third degree burn down there. It's devastating every single time. If really bad, he will be in the burn unit and levels of care to follow for months if not north of a year. Job, relationships, and any semblance of normalcy immediately disrupted. Burns are monumentally painful, and he will be sedated heavily until substantial healing begins. He will develop tolerance and possibly become addicted to the potent opiates, but they're the best way we currently know how to cope with that level of pain short of a spinal or other nerve block which are also options. Medicating at that level can also be very expensive, I've seen ICU patients with over $5,000 a day in IV medication costs alone, 7 days a week, not including any other charges for the room, MDs, nursing and ancillary staff, and supplies for starters. Staff may have to place a fecal catheter less than a foot up his anus to drain his feces so they don't contaminate his burn wounds. His poo goes into a bag and has to be emptied and measured as they'll give him laxatives to loosen and prevent clogged drain lines. Fecal contamination generally results in rapid infection, and peri wounds are at an extreme risk for MRSA and flesh eating bacterial infections. I've seen entire legs removed to combat severe peri, groin, or hip joint infections. This is usually following weeks or months of previous failed treatments, but still. We can work wonders until we can't, and even then there's always amputation. If he needs skin grafts, they can be sourced from a human or large mammal cadaver like cows and pigs. I've also seen skin grafts harvested from the front of a patient's thigh and reattached to the burn area (abdomen). The grafts aren't actually solid strips of skin, rather, they are more like tight lace with repeated spaces between skin making the graft look like a Kleenex with several hundred small oval shaped holes in it. These spaces make it easier for the graft adhere and conform to the wound bed. The surgeon uses a specialized skin shaver that's handheld, covered in a sterile barrier with single use blades, very similar to deli counter meat slicers but on a smaller more specialized scale. So not only did the patient have a burn on her abdomen, but a very unusual, superficial wound on her right thigh that looked liked like we had lightly crushed her leg with a cheese grater. The primary benefit of harvesting skin grafts from ourselves is we (usually) don't reject ourselves, and rejection is the biggest complication accompanying foreign body transplants. He'll also need to lay on his stomach throughout this whole ordeal due to the location of the burn and subsequent wound. Imagine months lying on your stomach in 6-11/10 pain. Moving your leg a little too much could literally split your brand new ball sack skin. It's a personal living hell. Diet will also be bland as fuck when he's actually allowed to eat again. Social and professional life obliterated. This could set him back years and give him decades of PTSD. He should consider himself "good" when he can sit and shit without bleeding out or collapsing in pain. On the even shittier side, this, or whatever transpires for this poor guy could easily kill or disable him for life. This could go in a thousand directions for him, and 880 of them result in the quality of his life being worse than it was prior to The Incident. If his burn is bad enough and he really does require months of care, his bill from arrival at the ER to discharge from outpatient rehab and specialty care will easily exceed 1 million in the US. Two million would push it, but also not shock me either. I'd bet on 1.2-1.5M if he's inpatient for 2.5 months and receiving follow up care for 1.5 years. Overall, don't fucking do this. If you drink around fireworks you need a sober or not shitty friend who won't let you do this kind of stupid shit. We can all learn from these videos even though were not the dumbass with the firework up his ass.


Impossible-Ad3566

What did he think was going to happen?


BirdF33d3r

“Think”? Man, assuming those ppl think will lead u to major disappointment.


Impossible-Ad3566

It's a miracle of modern medicine that the human race hasn't gone extinct due to our own stupidity yet


BirdF33d3r

I blame modern medicine for increasing the population of stupid.


js_tan

His ass can spit fire


realparkingbrake

Third-degree burns on the butt cheeks, sounds like a great idea.


DrunkenVodinski

There is not enough hemeroid cream to fix that.


northstar1000

He may have cured his hammeroids with that blaze.


nbuzd

He definitely hammered those hemorrhoids.


Paulie_Cicero

No?


ninjajack_1

After a late night at taco bell


jl0xd

A sneak peek into NASA's JPL


Inevitable-Pace-2308

Nobody has ever tried to do this trick a second time!


Wdog864

Hope he's the first


Comprehensive-Play81

Until I watched this Reddit sub I never realized that they were this many people on this earth this stupid 😳😂


why_what_who

Yeah im sure laxatives don't feel much different


Capybarra1960

When your cousin said he had a butt load of fireworks this isn’t what I pictured.


SahloFolinaCheld

Talk about explosive diarrhea. Literally.


booger_smash_IV

Guy be like, why did I like that?


whygamecod

nobody when you eat chipotle and taco bell at the same day


Longjumping-Round-78

It looked like it burrowed into his a**hole


Mr-Pigzz-

I wonder what makes someone think “I want to put this firework in my ass and light it”


sername-lame

Elon Musk's ideas are getting out of hand


TomoyoHoshijiro

r/BoneAppleTypo!


Wdog864

💀💀💀


TomoyoHoshijiro

Don't worry, I'm too lazy to do the screenshot, take out the info, and post it.


Ok-Topic-3130

Where copypasta


king_underworld

Yo that ass fire


Narhei_Asuka

There's a NASA jet engine going off from up close above this video. NASA is so fucked when they hear about this.


Teachey87

….Florida?


koalabearRo

u/savevideo


wrongansweronly

no, those are fireworks. these are firecrackers


TheAutomator312

No, this what we call, "Being a moron."


Parking-Cry3230

Meet the Soldier


AlejandroMP

I think I've seen a longer version of this where they capture the result on his cheeks: 3rd-degree burns.


heyitsvonage

For some reason I imagined that after the clip ended he exploded and there was ass chunks everywhere


Kerbowilldominate

Damn that ass can fart


Gamidragon

With the sheer volume of these types of videos all over the place, I do not understand how people continue to try this. "Oh Prince, has this *ever* worked? Don't need to answer that!"


RedTurky

bro watched Jackass 3 and wanted to be Steve-o


Crazypandathe20th

Giving light your ass up a whole new meaning.


klaad3

We had to kick a German kid out of a house party because he kept on trying to put fireworks in his mouth and then light em, he acted like we were the assholes even when we explained the fireworks belonged to us and not him and we don't want to deal with police and paramedics. I will never understand why people think this is cool or why they would want to do this.


Sergiodagr8

Was he twerking?


mrjigglejam

Yes. All Americans collectively line up and do it at once.


jack_slade

That clinch made it so much worse


Iamexist_real

Mans became a rocket


Mission-Economics-65

u/savevideobot


scarbarough

I don't think I've ever seen a video of this that features a woman being the stupid one...


Dahns

Idk but htis is what I mean when I say "I need to use the restroom urgently"


Puzzleheaded-Art7406

Man became Astro boy


Connerlb05

u/savevideobot


Narae-Chan

Beevis right here


Reddawn-Raven

A new meaning of "Hot Ass" 🤣


LMVC_reddit

Yah


automattus

If it would have been a bottle rocket it would have been stupid, sticking a firework fountain in your ass and lighting it is an entirely different level of stupidity.


shawarmament

It’s the shakes


Migz11brawlstars

![gif](giphy|LjIn8IjwFcbwA)


PTfan

LOL


nugget469

Was that the firework or the sound of him screaming?


Nicco_kun

u/savevideo


Xene_s

u/savevideobot


SS3VEN

u/savevideo


sagider

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough


Prudent_Damage_3866

That just went up his butthole


YesIUnderstandsir

Didn't I see the jackass crew do something like this?


DCINTERNATIONAL

r/painal


SS3VEN

u/savevideobot