The cards are falling, be patient brothers and sistas! 🦍💪🏼
By - kongs_cousin
I keep wondering what Citadels clients are thinking right now. I’d be really worried about any investments I had with them.
They keep them in the dark. That’s why they use the media to hide when they do large selloffs.
Oh I didn’t even think about that. Just thought the media manipulation was to get us to sell. But yeah, a lot of their clients are probably old and don’t know any better.
Awe, that's really sad about Shitadel's uninformed clients. I read a ton, but some people don't. I truly feel bad for them.
I honestly believe Ken & Co. would steal from anyone. So sad. I could never live with myself if I had hurt so many people (or any people). Kenny is a different breed, for sure. Definitely not ape material. Kenny is the ultimate anti-ape. Apes aren't in his class, we are SUPERIOR on EVERY single level. ❤️🦍🦍
if their money is with citadel i have no sympathy for them. there is no way they don't know what kind of shady shit they do, how their operation works by sabotaging businesses so they can get rich. also you have to be rich to throw in with a hedge fund, whoever lost money, they have some other way to make that money back.
fuck them all.
10M is the entry fee. I also have ZERO sympathy for them. Your job as a client is to make sure your vendor isn't into shady dealings.
But that's probably the key selling point for all those morally bankrupt assholes. "Get greater returns with Kenny cause he's not above doing illegal shit to boost your gains."
10M? lol fuck them all. none of those clients are affected by this squeeze. they all have some way to get back, probably have some high rank in a corporation or inherited from their grandaddy, and they still don't have to work for the rest of their life.
>they all have some way to get back,
I'm 100% sure it starts with an address in the Caymans
Cayman my ass...
even people in the pension funds they manage? they mostly manage institutions not individuals,,,,When they go down there are going to be a lot of teachers, policemen and state workers the end up on the short end
PERFECT. so even MORE angry people are going to be asking the SEC questions! and the banks and media and DTCC will also get interrogated! why was something ILLEGAL like naked shorting not SORTED OUT SOONER?? why were these 3 also mixed up in this and not telling the truth, instead complicit! o wait, the fine for Citadel is something like 10K while they make MILLIONS??! this is PERFECT. your system is corrupt af. it is probably better to burn it down to start fresh. the final squeeze to end naked shorting forever.
Agreed, they can all go down with the ship
Fucking a right, a huge problem in society nowadays is that too many people are quick to show sympathy to maggots.
All motivated by excessive greed.
Kenny G for prison!
Yeah! Yeah! . . . Not the saxophone guy right?
It's 108 degrees and I got Kenny g Christmas songs on.
He is a slug.
More like a parasitic leech sucking on the teets of every investor and company for his own personal gain and throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way.
He'd have to build a space elevator to suck these tits, cuz they are jacked to the moon baby.
Well said ape. I don't think he can afford an elevator due to him liquidating his assets and to balance out his margin accounts and manipulations and only affording the the more than often Hardee's.
It’s not stealing, they are the back bone of the market. 1:5 stocks traded is trade by Citadel. The fed lends them money to help keep the market afloat. They are a monolith. They invest aggressively, using ultra modern methods and are amongst the best in the world if not the best. People gave them their money to make trades with hoping for big returns. They are aware they could lose. Though I’m sure not expecting to, especially after the year the market had.
We caught them off Gaurd. We couldn’t read their fud and we don’t know what a top or a reversal looks like. Plus we’re all gambling or acting like we bought lotto tickets. This caught them on risky bets with their pants down. At Least we hope so. We have no idea what’s real and what’s not at the end of the day, for all we know the squeeze was to 70 and they’ve been promoting us to “hold the line” so they can buy new shorts to make their money back, or to slowly milk it back with calls and putts that expire worthless while keeping it trading mostly sideways for months. Who knows. Maybe that’s just what they want me to think so ll get bored or hopeless and sell… there’s really no way to know for sure.
They have many strategies and can adapt to make profit in any market. I hope we’re winning, but we have no way of knowing where they’d re placing their chips. They know where ours are placed though.
Hope all is apes really hold out to at least 100k. Know your worth.
Post is worthwhile as a sanity check, but what do you mean by “they can buy new shorts to make their money back”? New short positions are created by borrowing shares and selling them.
I wouldn’t let him mop the floor when I reopen Toys r Us
They are probably locked in as well, so they can't really do anything even if they wanted too.
Pretty sure this is it. They told clients in 2008 that they wouldn't release their investments..
Yep, some of the media manipulation is also probably aimed at trying to reassure Shitadel clients that they don't have to worry about their investments. Well, if you give your money to the devil, prepare to get burned!
Like I have been guilty of before, seeing your weekly paycheck deposits and quarterly statements, looking quickly at the % difference quarterly and writing it off as " well it turned into more money than I had before." When in reality it had a bad quarter normally while invested in a bad long term growth company on a higher risk plan while im in my 30s while I can, I would have been "XX" times better just moving it into gme in may 2020, what was I thinking?!?!
>A lot of people might not even know who their pension is with, or just connect it with "oh yeah, that's the name on my quarterly statement" - tons of people are very disengaged from their own savings.
question is if shitdell looses it all do those people still get payed?
Nop, there is no way, if Shitadel went bankrupted their investor would lose everything. Same as if AMC or GME went bankrupted we would lose our investments, as simple as that. So the losers here sadly will be the poor people who invested on Shitadel not only Kenny boy.
Dam 🦫 can’t even say anything to that but, I sure as heck ain’t putting my money into big banks that miss manage cash, ❌only credit unions been with one for 2 years now they been great no fees no shady stuff, last time I had a bank they withheld my paycheck for a whole month due to their own negligence.
I know people like to think he will be broke, but I don't see that happening, I don't see how he will be hold financially accountable for the debt of the firm. I mean perhaps fine him, but he won't go broke.
It would be a good idea for them to invest in amc right about now and cover their asses
They probably believe the FUD coming from 99% of sources
They’re gambling too. When shitadel uses illegal practices to bankrupt businesses they profited. They can’t all of a sudden say they didn’t know when everything goes tits up.
Shit I didn’t think about it that way thought it was old people with pension funds but if a million plus requirement is needed, and they haven’t left, then they in on it,
I highly doubt Citadel's clients aren't aware of the situation. These are clients with many millions of dollars and they certainly have other professionals advising and managing their money moves.
Thing is, pending their contractual obligations, they have to see it through for better or worse. And they're used to piggybacking off of Kenny's corruption so this likely isn't their first rodeo.
I would be pulling any investments I have with them.
If you aren't contractually tied, then yes.
Ive got no idea how it works 🤷
Dude, we’re so fucking stupid. It must kill those millionaires that a bunch of morons on the internet are doing this to them.
It does. They can't even sleep at night. They dream of apes shoving crayons and bananas in their holes.
meanwhile i stress about what my license plate should be ~~from~~ for my lambo
Mine is gonna say "NANNERS"
It isn't just you, but idk if it's them.
For the first time ever, being called stupid made me laugh and feel really good actually. Thanks for that!
This comment is great. I have like a surface understanding of all this. I call it the Uppy Downy game.
Poo flinging apes....
Here's an example. The hedge fund comes up with a new investment idea called an alternative investment. They then have a buy in person where you make a certain commitment. For example 5 million. They don't take it all up front. Your initial commitment might be 20-25% of your commitment. Throughout the next 3-5 the investment will make capital calls in which the investor need to contribute more money. Eventually you'll have the full 5 million invested. Years 5-10 you'll start getting a return on your investment paid back out. Year 10-12 out will start winding down and possibly be finished by year 15.
There are requirements to investment in these and you need to be a baller. They are extremely illiquid and your cash will likely be tied up for a decade. They have done extremely well over the past decade. Very popular will the mega rich and large charitable organizations since they don't have big liquidity concerns.
This is just an example. Some start retiring money faster. But almost all are at least a 10 year commitment. So there is no way you get your money out of you ask for it. When there is a distribution it is pro rata based on your commitment amount
Thank you for the wrinkle 🙂
That’s something they have to figure out, not my deal. They’ve made enough money. Now it’s our time.
Ask Michael Jordan
I'd be like Murray from Goodfellas
"I'd like my money"
“Never met a ball buster like you in my life!”
I imagine there is probably some type of buffer for them, their clients probably have no clue who they have their retirement funds tied up in. The company they work for probably just sets it up with some other group and nobody knows what’s what.
This needs to get out more! They're playing chicken with their customers money.
Downvote bots on this post are spicy ha
Where's the correction bot at?? ..it's Shit-A-Del lol
The first RAT to jump ship....awesome....good sign for us. who's next?
As for their clients....i bet most of them don't know anything about what's happening.
Echo chamber news. IMO this is basically a DD post but posted on a site instead of a sub
There’s never enough confirmation bias/disappointment for some
Considering how hard Wall Street-owned media has been suppressing the truth, there might be people unaware of what's going on.
For example, they also might not know naked short selling, and high dark pool trade volume have both been confirmed, validating the AMC 500K squeeze thesis.
AMC stock is potentially worth 500K (or more!) per share in a squeeze.
It's an opportunity to free oneself, family and friends from wage slavery.
To not have to worry if your kids can afford to have kids.
That's why it's worth reminding people, even if we have already heard it and know it.
as long it's keeping spirits high i don't care
Those are mostly paper losses. It’s not going to materialize until margin call or when they cover. I’m not patting my back just yet.
I was wondering about this. They haven’t technically lost shit yet right?
They’re losing whatever they are paying in interest. Big losses don’t come until they cover.
They spent some money on fines and fees but for the most part, no, they have not covered, so no lost.
It’s all on paper dog. Until they actually get margin called or actually start covering, it means nothing.
Are they losing a substantial amount of money through cost of borrowing?
Tbh I’m not the guy to ask. I could make an educated guess but I’d rather be sure than to feed you bs.
Who’s gonna call those margins?
Who knows? It’s an infinite amount Matryoshka dolls made of shit at this point. It’s all gonna come to ahead at some point but who knows really? Best bet if nothing triggers it, GME NFT dividend will.
A lot of hedge funds are funded by banks for leverage. In the case of Archeos it was Credit Suisse that wanted the money back. And yes, it was based on paper losses that were getting out of hand.
Where is this fine read at?
Thank you sir
Blog post, not really an article, just another “Reddit” “dd” guy
So 500k confirmed ?
It’s basically July, 700 k
so every month we raise the floor 100k? let's do that lol. spread the word! hahahahaha ha
I'm here from August. 800k
I read it. Now what?
abra cadabra we are all rich. Hurry up and Hold!
Can it happen Monday please
Patience young ape.
I feel like shorting Citadel would be a good idea.
thank you 🦍
Your phone is nicely charged.
Gotta keep it ready for mo-ass, even on the weekends 😆
Shitadel right in the toilet where it belongs
Once again they don’t lose anything except interest til they cover.
18% SI on billions is still a shit ton of losses.
They are not paying 18 percent interest.... si is the percent to float being shorted I believe. They do incur some losses but they have yet to pay the piper.
I was under the impression they were paying interest on the shorts they borrow. Perhaps my smooth brain doesn't quite understand. I do eat crayons and fling poo at my family.
They do but the interest rate and short interest (si)are two different things. Some borrowed with much lower rates now that is hard to find the rates are higher to borrow. Some are charging up to 19 percent to borrow now. Does not mean that’s what older shorts are paying on their borrowed shares from months ago. They are trying to wait us out. These billions have yet to be paid they have “lost” in these reports.
Thank you you for explaining. Looks like I have some reading to do tonight. Gotta know what I'm talking about....
I only know from watching trey trades. 🤣😂🤣. He explained the charts once.
They are paying like 1.8 percent dude. If the interest was 18 percent, they would had cover already. Stop spreading misinformation.
Not trying to, just confused between interest and SI. As I said, I obviously need to do more reading....
To the moon your glorious apes 🦍 I will hold for you, if you all promise to hold for me.
Retail owns the float.
No ones selling.
Hedgies are diddily doodily fuckity fuck fucked!
I hold for every one of you beautiful apes!
Fucking reddit 🤣
Seems like MSM can’t entirely withstand the absolute truth.
Losing billions so far!
“So far” 😍
I’m guessing we won’t be using Citadel to hold our money after this? How fucking delicious would that be though?
Blackrock or Vanguard though...
When the time comes, you know THAT’S gonna be a big topic up here
All this reads is buy more
Is that correct?
That’s how I read it! 🤷🏽♂️
Instead of scrolling through the comments to find the source you've already provided 3 times, I'm just going to politely ask you to provide the source again. After 10 minutes have passed and you haven't provided the requested source I will threaten you with a down vote and potential castration... thank you for your cooperation.
🤣 sorry brother I’m at work..
And now I'm being downvoted for being sarcastic and truthful.....
Not me brother, I picked up on the sarcasm 😆
Bwahahahah. This is the way!
Surely they make insane money on shorted stocks throughout the global market which can cover this..?
I’ve been asking this question for weeks
APE TITS FOOKIN JACKED!
Melvin & Shit-A-Del both FOOOKED!
Remember if we were ever wrong , they wouldn’t be telling us they’re trying to stop us from losing money. When have hedge funds, banks , CNBC , Fox Business , ever cared about retail investors losing money?
Biased article, but I like what I'm reading nonetheless.
Do I short citadel?
When the opportunity arises I’m going to short the fuck out of it, funded with my AMC tendies
The way this is
>Do I short **citadel**?
You mean **Shitadel**, right?
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No speculation. It is a sinking ship!
They over leveraged their short positions and still keep digging a deeper hole for themselves every day. Screw them.
Lock them up! Lock them up!
Can’t help but wonder how many shares they actually own though. Have they really lost any $? If they own millions of shares they made tons of cash too. Just a thought. I hope they really lost that much in real $ and not just on paper. I just have doubts that they actually did. Since there are soooooo many shorts still not covered too
We’ll see the real number when Margie calls, I really don’t see the big wigs at the banks risking this too much longer 🤷🏽♂️
I hope they sell and lose! I really do.
Honestly jail time will be sufficient enough for me..oh and a few Gorillian in my account..
That would be glorious. I sold all of mine long time ago before the spike which is sad on my part. But I’m heavily invested in some other super short sold companies (Wkhs/HYLN/ride) that are dying over this BS as well and hope it all comes crashing down on these hedges for doing this to so many companies. So many have lost their lives, livelihood etc while they get rich. Super sad!! And they continue to post fake news articles on all of them! Scare tactics! I hope you make a killing on this!
My father in law lost over 500k in 08-09 because of these fucks, I’m out for revenge!
Couldn’t read , to busy vigorously “massaging the numbers “ due to that screen shot
Don't leave town Michael. Karma will come back for you. Maybe you should make the call to whistleblowers. Whistle like a birdy or possibly end up in jail. A quote from Denzel Washington " wanna get payed , or you wanna go home ". Chirp chirp lol. I would not want to be Kenny Griffin right now. His couple hundred million dollar algorithm computers are totally lost right now. Kenny may have to spend another 200 mill to program apes into the algorithm. His cards fell already. SEC and FINRA know exactly what the hedgies are doing, that's why they're not doing anything. HODLing till the end.
Sink those ships!
You got a friend request bruh
Can we short citadel?
What is the source of this?
Looks like a smug asshole. Imagine how smart he thought he was when he was raking in profit by illegally naked short selling everything in sight.
I think this is the reason Hollywood’s finest aren’t coming out in support. They’re clients…..
My thoughts exactly!
Tries to sink ship. Becomes the ship who sinks. I guess that’s just ironic. Don’t ya think… a little tooooo ironic. Ya I really do think.
I agree with the comments in the article, someone (a prominent youtuber) needs to interview him 🚀
Mmmm yeah baby feed my confirmation bias
And every ape in between!
Unrealized loses. Yes.
I like it, but make no mistake…..the author said that, there no quotation marks there
dumb money baby
Can we apes short Citadel shares if they even have any? That would be poetic
Let’s go short on Citadel 😂
Alexa, Play cry me a river by Justin Timberlake 😌
Just set stock alarms and do life. It will be a nice surprise when AMC hits x point you set it for.
I’m a 6’4” 230lb ape and I will literally cry like a baby when it hits my price..🤞🏼🤞🏼
plot twist: turn the tables and short Shitadel.
(edited to correct the spelling of Shitadel)
What’s the source, please?
Too bad we can't short them!!!
Again. You guys are just grasping at straw now. People leave jobs all the time.