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QuietudeOfHeart

BLINK BLINK BLINKBLINKBLINK


BobbyThrowaway6969

Camera shutter sounds*


aidissonance

The owls are not what they seem


Syncorp

Your log tell you that?


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lordKnighton

A Court Of Owls #batman


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Ha!


Real-Protection7664

Owl City?! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


slottermoser

You would not believe your eyes


Real-Protection7664

If ten million *owls?* 😅


JustGingerStuff

Lit up the sky as i... Oh. Wait.


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LillyPip

Best bot.


XauMankib

A parliament of Owls decides the fate of great men no less than five stories in a dream?


xBlumpkinTheKnightx

I imagined the audio in this video as such sounds. Accept my upvote.


PM_COFFEE_TO_ME

One of them reminds me of Johnny #5 for some reason


Zachariot88

🎵 Girls on film 🎵


Simple-Donut3000

r/BirdsArentReal


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I never knew that sub existed until now. XD Thank you for enlightening me.


Radi0ActivSquid

Okay can someone edit this clip to have paparazzi shutter clicks each time they blink.


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missmaggy2u

I thought it was creepy when they didn't blink. I realize it's creepier when they do.


Chel_of_the_sea

O_O


Minimatt233

"Don't blink"


SpaGrapefruit

Blink and you're dead


OneObi

Definitely busted an owl rave party.


dangoodspeed

It's morse code for SOS!


complete_manic

At this point, I think it's their barn


Cliff_Chai

*(Big Smoke voice)* "You picked the wrong barn, fool!"


DogVacuum

Chill! Chill!


XxTreeFiddyxX

Probably rodent free too!


inthyface

Owl poop everywhere.


meltingdiamond

That's why you put in an [owl box](https://www.thespruce.com/barn-owl-boxes-nesting-owls-386640). They will keep all the mess in the nice nest you built them.


swolemedic

They're so gorgeous to see flying and are so cute looking when stationary. I wish I had owl boxes :-(


XxTreeFiddyxX

Who did it


Squirrelly_Khan

Especially the way they’re looking at OP like, “Bitch, what tf you doing here!?”


sahmackle

Morgan Freeman narration: "and at this point, it truly was theirs".


Yaranatzu

they're barn owls


mataylalanglais

“whoo tf are you”


JPWRana

Who! Who!


Scotch_Tape231

Cause I really wanna know


cocobear13

I WOKE UP IN A SOHO DOORWAY


kargaz

A POLICEMAN KNEW MY NAME.


MDFlash

HE SAID, "YOU CAN GO SLEEP AT HOME TONIGHT, IF YOU CAN GET UP AND WALK AWAY."


33165564

I STAGGERED BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND AND THE BREEZE BLEW BACK MY HAIR


hypnotoad23

I REMEMBER THROWING PUNCHES AROUND AND PREACHING FROM MY CHAIR


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

r/redditsings


apadin1

HE SAID YOU CAN GO SLEEP AT HOME TONIGHT IF YOU CAN GET UP AND WALK AWAY


AndringRasew

*"W-hooot are you talking ab-hoot?"*


OriginalGordol

\*guitar shredding solo\*


Nishcon

Owl really want to know


Nova11c

Baba Owl’reilly


tryingsomthingnew

Who!


karmanopoly

Owl let you know when you stop blinking at me.


109x346571

Looks like they're about to have a free-for-owl.


C0mpound88

Hoo*


youchoobtv

Alotta hooters


happyjazzycook

Can't imagine that there would be a single mouse in that barn 🦉


XVUltima

Either that or there are a ton. If there weren't mice to eat, the owls would move elsewhere.


bazkie_bumpercar

what a paradox!


davisyoung

Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded. -Yogi Berra


blewpah

"No one drove in New York, there was too much traffic" - Phillip J. Fry


FeFiFoPinky

Head and shoulders? But you don't have dandruff...


JDawg2332

I Liked His Old Stuff Better ;-)


hahatimefor4chan

nobody drives in this city, there's too much traffic - The Owls


DoJax

...I now have a solution for the Australian rat infestation. /s: anyone who knows what happened with the frogs gets why


Cryten0

cats to control the pest owls... ow wait.


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mesostinky

It would have been nice to have lived the rest of my life not reading that. :-( RIP little ones.


Raiden32

Nah, it could also be the most easily accessible shelter out on some flat plains or near a field full of rodents.


Akiias

Maybe they sleep there then go hunt mice elsewhere?


JasHanz

Exactly. Barns are made of warm and full of nooks and crevices. It's a fresh buffet everyday.


karmanopoly

Just that gruffalo mouse


YuropLMAO

They love to eat cockroaches as well. Don't ask me how I know.


OriginalGordol

Nah, they're all married.


im_talking_ace

Do you have a kid locked up in the cupboard under your stairs?


Crims0nwolf

Who doesn’t


OinkingPigman

That's just a cupboard kid. They bring good luck.


WrestleWithJimny

Wholly shit it’s spelled Cupboard! FML


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If you think that's something, just wait until you find out how many W's and L's are in *holy*.


heffalumpish

Well it’s wholly dependent on which homophone you’re talking about


Orleanian

Nah, nah, you see...the *entire* word is fecal substance. It's wholly shit.


loulan

How else would you spell it?


VanCleefTheMan

The 5th owl looks pissed off lol


Jtk317

Owl 3 looks like he did some kind of upper.


foogequatch

“HEY MY GUY! Never seen you around this barn before! OWLRIGHT! EVERBODY HAVING A GOOD TIME?!? ^I ^CAN’T ^FEEL ^MY ^BEAK


minlatedollarshort

Owlright 🤣


Surpluhss

Mans traveling through space and time off a perc


onegoodbumblebee

That’s a DMT look. Ha!


BeckyGoose

Yeah most look suprised but you're on the nose about the 5th guy there


thesubmissiveseeder

The 5th guy got me a lot!


VaATC

#2 Is squeezed up in there, but I think it looks pretty pissed off as well.


BeckyGoose

No. 2 is just tired you see.


ChuckRockdale

Only one who didn’t blink. Definitely be wary of that guy.


readyjack

I think 5 and 6 are clones of one another. Or else there was a glitch in the matrix.


jc2pointzero

The 2nd owl is judging tf out of you.


kkumdori

r/superbowl


President_Skoad

Seeing as how I just watched cute owls, I should have known what this said.. But since I've been watching football for almost 12 hours, all I could see was Super Bowl, and I was left wondering what the hell a football sub had to do with this.. Anyway, nice sub!


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zaphod_beeble_bro

Well there's /r/trees that beat actual arborists to it, so they had to form /r/marijuanaenthusiasts to post tree photos


HelplessMoose

Also /r/anime_titties and /r/worldpolitics, although there's a different story behind that.


flamaniax

Oh please, do tell.


insanebatcat

I still think that's hilarious . I also enjoy r/JohnCena and r/potatosalad


prettehkitteh

And there's also /r/lesbians, which was claimed for porn, so lesbians had to settle for /r/actuallesbians


VenomJoe66

Of course porn is faster


BlindProphet_413

Yeah, every year around the super bowl we get some confused visitors, haha.


Bubster101

You should see the Tree and Marijuana paradox


Vericatov

This should be higher. Thought that’s where I was at.


beckery_bobson

This is one of many silly things that had me laughing till I was out of breath during this last season of What We Do in the Shadows!


scarylemons

Hi, my girlfriend is a biologist and semi freaking out.... Are you located on the west or east? If west, Western screech owls are critically endangered so if you're in the west, she suggests reporting all these guys in your barn because this is apparently pretty significant. EDIT: I should have been more specific. We are located in the north western hemisphere and they are critically endangered here. These are actually a federally listed species at risk in Canada. - the girlfriend


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frozenuniverse

Where does your girlfriend get that western screech owls are critically endangered..? Sure she's not confused about a different type of owl? Because they're not endangered.


fahrvergnugman

Western screech owls aren't critically endangered..? These look like EASO due to the paler bill, although can't say for sure


ChuckWillWidow

They look like juvenile EASO, save #5, who may be the parent.


shan22044

Why are there so many though? Do they travel in big groups like that? I think it's odd. It's like an infestation LOL.


ibathedaily

Western Screech-Owls are not critically endangered. They are listed as “least concern” on the IUCN red list.


Dschuncks

Interrupted a session of parliament Edit: obligatory thanks for the awards :D


Ashyr

For those out of the loop, a group of owls is a parliament.


teleekom

I love how random these collective nouns are. There's a wiki page about this https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:English_collective_nouns


Nicolelodeon

This list is missing the best one of all - a flamboyance of flamingos.


juniperbush12

Should be a hootenanny


Floppy_Dongle

This deserves more praise. Edit: Appropriate praise has now been awarded, well done people.


cleembert

Terrifyingly cute!


ThereWillBeAnAnswer_

Yes! Finally someone else who finds them kind of scary!


graceface1031

Me too lol. I’m not scared of them in the way that I’d run away from them (unless the attacked me for some reason), but in addition to being cute and absolutely fascinating, there’s something about them that just unnerves me.


DoomCircus

I remember reading a description on here a while back that they're like toasted marshmallows full of seething hatred, so unnerved is probably a safe feeling lol.


pm_me_your_flute

I found a dead owl this weekend and the feet on it were so big! The nails were silver and looked like metal and the grabby parts looked so powerful. Closest I'd ever seen an owl and not something I'd want to mess with. He looked like a real good boy.


SaintPucci

My dad scared me with owls as a kid so I’m genuinely scared of them, lol When owls started getting trendy it was a nightmare seeing trinkets of them everywhere. Even this post made me jump when I saw their eyes I’m sure no one else is scared of them like that, but I can’t help it haha


Acceptable_Tourist_4

I have to pick up an injured one (in bath towels) and carry it 4 blocks, and I’m not sure who was more scared: me or the birb.


gonewildecat

I came home one night and thought I saw a bag caught on a low hanging tree branch. So I walked over to grab it. I live in the woods, so I’m not afraid of the dark…usually. When I got about 5 feet away from the branch, I realized what I saw wasn’t a bag, but in the low light I still couldn’t figure it out. Then the thing flew off the branch and dive bombed my head. A huge owl flying right at you is absolutely terrifying. Ever since that, they scare the hell out of me.


CyberKnight

I hate to ask, but what type of owls are they?


pangolin_of_fortune

Screech owls, not sure if Eastern or Western.


Onion-Much

Fun fact: The nasghul screech is copIed from a screech owl. They also used to same owl, which played Hedwig in Harry Potter. No, sadly the last part isn't true, but Nasghul are just CGI-inflated owls.


ImhereforAB

I had to look up what nashgul was. I think you meant Nazgûl in LOTR?


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Ironically, not barn owls.


Sicel1304

Definitely Screech owls. Not sure if Western or Eastern though.


DeanBlandino

Gotta be screech owls, couldn't say if they're eastern or western.


profoundlyaccidental

For sure, screech owls. Couldn't tell you if eastern or western


liquiddicksquid

Eastern screech.. wait no, Western? Not sure.


EpicLegendX

Might be Eastern screech owls, might be Western screech owls. Can't say for sure.


cryptoaus0

Screech owls, need to know location as could be eastern or western


SharpEvolution

Nice set of hooters you got there.


camaro2ss

I beg your pardon?


Scoob_

The owls. They're beautiful.


ToastedCupcake

One time, we successfully mated a Bulldog and a Shih-Tzu. Yeah...we called it a Bullshit.


taatchle86

“Why would Mary want to meet you at a bar at 10 in the morning?!” “I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.” 🤷🏻‍♂️


nedusmustafus

Any unusual breeding? Nah, mostly just doggystyle.


Klin24

Petah, I'm holding hooters.


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sarahmagoo

Peter, I'm holding melons.


chaotic-indian

*That's a nice set of hooters he got there!*


cpap01

Samsonite! I was way off!


HassananeBalal

Why do owls always stare back at you like you’re invading their privacy whilst they’re in the bathroom


Hellrayray

I need to get a barn.


DoctorJoeRogan

And some mice


NormalStu

If you build it they will come.


blackphilup

This quickly escalated into a terrifying amount of owls


99_NULL_99

Yeah when I saw more than 4 I was like "what if they decide you're not cool suddenly?? Have you read Guardians of Ga'Hool? TALONS


damnthatscrazytho

😳 Do you 😳 Mind 🤨😳


okaywizard

😶😮‍💨😵‍💫😳😠😤😳


I_might_be_weasel

Those are some superb owls.


88T3

r/superbowl


bobbytabl3s

I did not expect that sub to actually be about superb owls.


Ragdoll_Knight

What else would it be about?


trashy_panda_89

They all look pleasantly surprised to see you lol


followmereader

Owl be damned.


DjDoge2006

*T H E C O U N C I L W I L L N O W D E C I D E Y O U R F A T E*


lukewarm_at

That was so many more owls than I was expecting


NeatNefariousness1

They're cute. A couple of them look like Eugene Levy.


ToothessGibbon

Fucking terrifying.


Just_browsing24

Glad I’m not the only one thinking this.


Klotzster

Owl-lapalooza


sickpie99

r/oddlyterrifying


69_420_420-69

why do owls blink so much?


DeifiedExile

Why do you blink so much?


Chispy

Great, you made my hyperaware of my blinking


Arc-bine

You are now manually blinking


Assclown_wrangler

Well whatever you DONT CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING EITHER!


CardinalNYC

It may just be that their eyes are big so it's more noticable. We blink a ton but you almost never notice it.


deadfulscream

Their eyes are so big if you look inside an owl's ear, you can see the back of their eyeball.


bazkie_bumpercar

They got the hots for you


J3ffyD

*hoots for you.. I'll see myself out.


MurderDoneRight

I am naming them, from left to right: Tugger, Scamp, Atticus, Beaky, Gerb, Arran, and Mr. Woolcox.


RocketGirl83

0,0o,0o,o0,00,0o,oo,0


hardlyordinary

That last one looking like Eugene Levy


Elephantsr4girls

OMG it’s a whole owl family! Lucky you!! They are so majestic and regal looking!


roll_bounce

👀 👀👀👀 👀👀


Meh_Society6

Idk man, owls freak me the fuck out. That being said, I am also high right now. So there’s that.


beaujolais98

You are lucky and have the most rat free barn in 3 counties


Significant-Hawk-133

Holy shit so cool to have an owl family, take good care of them so they can preserve the wild.


Cyrilcynder

Bruh freaking screech owls are so funny. Super personable little dudes


Larynx15

Jeepers. Creepers. Where'd you get those peepers?


MountainOne3769

sorry, but i find some of em a little creepy


memetimeboiiii

You interrupted a session of parliament. They are *AGHAST*