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Stealth0109

Original post in r/accounting https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/nx1jli/fired_for_masturbating_on_a_zoom_call/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


GoobeIce

Can't believe this is actually real


RaZoRShadowFlame

It’s fake, OP admitted to it in the comments lmao


the_dayman

As an accountant, /r/accounting is like 70% satire at this point. There's some guy that just keeps posting about how to talk about anime with your Chad coworkers.


Senpai59210

The coworkers clearly aren't Chads if they don't already talk about anime at work


flamethief

They clearly aren't Chads if they work in accounting tbh


DJDanielCoolJ

what about the account staring ben affleck


BetterInThanOut

An exception to the rule


Grzmit

As someone who has two parents that are accountants.... yea


PotatoGuy555

Send the sauce


the_dayman

https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/mhhzkd/embarrassing_background_during_virtual_internship/ On an individual post basis they don't quite appear to be trolling, but they like 15 posts asking about frequency of changing their underwear, and whether they need plastic surgery to fit in lol.


CheeseKiller66

Can I get a link to that


Unknown_Kid7

The fact that he made another account to make another post confirming that he saw himself jacking off is just over my head at this point [https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/nx62m3/i\_witnessed\_the\_staff\_who\_was\_fired\_for/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/nx62m3/i_witnessed_the_staff_who_was_fired_for/)


seaque42

WankerWatcher. ROFL.


MaquinaBlablabla

Where does he say it?


ThisUsernameDoesCoke

https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/nx1jli/fired_for_masturbating_on_a_zoom_call/h1cawjt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 this thread


MaquinaBlablabla

But there doesn't say anything about it being fake


ThisUsernameDoesCoke

it says it down in the thread


FuturePollution

He claims to lie about his location, not the story


ThisUsernameDoesCoke

it is still likely fake if you read the other threads


Fabbyfubz

It's likely fake, but /u/RaZoRShadowFlame claimed OP admitted it was fake, which he never did.


FuturePollution

100%


RaZoRShadowFlame

It’s in a thread in the comments haha, some guys vetted him


CHark80

When you post a fake story to a subreddit full of auditors expect to get found out


LolaEbolah

I mean it probably is fake, but he didn’t actually admit that.


RaZoRShadowFlame

No, it’s in a thread if you scroll a little further


LolaEbolah

I read every comment on the post and then I looked through OP’s history to make sure I didn’t miss anything. Then, I scrolled through one more time when I saw this in my inbox. He definitely didn’t. He only admitted to initially lying about the location which is kinda natural to do. People on Reddit often are here for the anonymity, especially with a post like that. Again, I’m not doubting it’s fake. It’s just that OP didn’t admit it was.


morph8hprom

Yea he just tries to play it off that he's in the bay area and only lied about his location. He never actually admits to the story being fake.


MN_Lakers

https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/nx1jli/fired_for_masturbating_on_a_zoom_call/h1cfxkb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/nx1jli/fired_for_masturbating_on_a_zoom_call/h1ctff2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


morph8hprom

Not sure how I missed that, thank you.


MN_Lakers

https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/nx1jli/fired_for_masturbating_on_a_zoom_call/h1cfxkb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/nx1jli/fired_for_masturbating_on_a_zoom_call/h1ctff2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 You did not look very hard lol


LolaEbolah

? Neither of those are the OP admitting he faked the post.


MN_Lakers

The first one OP replies saying he also wrote the fake story about finding his Senior on OnlyFans. The second is someone saying the story is fake and OP replying he’s happy he could brighten his day. Those are both very clearly OP admitting he made it up lmao. Also as someone who works as a public accountant, these very long trainings usually don’t allow us to show ourself on the screen.


LolaEbolah

Okay, neither of those are him directly saying that this post is a lie, and in other places, he argues that it’s not made up. Like I’ve said a few times, I don’t believe it’s true at all (because of the hints like this throughout the thread). I’m just saying he doesn’t straight up admit it.


Zalle_921

Bummer


jcdoe

Nah, it’s real bro. This is from Jeffrey Toobin’s Twitter. 😂


Dry_Manufacturer2475

Tbf accounting sucks ass you gotta do something to laugh at


CaseyGamer64YT

r/averageredditor fell for it with the whole "AVERAGE COOEMR DOES DUMB DUMB!" I do enjoy some parts of the sub but damn it can be toxic sometimes


-CorrectOpinion-

This couldn’t be more fake wdym lol


GoobeIce

My bad lol. They got him in the comments haha


Unnecessary-Space814

There was a teacher fired at the high school I attended for masturbating during a zoom call. He forgot to shut his microphone off lol. There’s a few satire insta accounts about it or at least there was. free_elwell is one


unlucki67

Why would it being there make it real? It’s fake as fuck


LargeSackOfNuts

Its not


random3223

Jeffrey toobin.


wackywolfao

"You mean it really happened!?" 😱


Genshi12

I posted this on r/advice let's see ho long it'll take for them to figure it out


foxxy003

Less than an hour


thenoisemanthenoise

i rate this post cock out of fake.


Monke-Mammoth

Cock


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and ball torture


Angry_Gamer94

Or CBT


kingasznee

How big is your cock


GoobeIce

Cummy knows 😉😏


thenoisemanthenoise

hers bigger 💦💦💦


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lucius5we

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JJBoiOfDaWorld

holy shit it's jeffery toobin


curly0121994

Jeffery toobout


edgelord_comedian

what’s funny is that a cnn news reporter actually did this and wasn’t fired


ThisUsernameDoesCoke

who


JayPlaysStuff

Jeff toobin


elissaloopmans

Wait how does that happen aren't they like at the place that they are reporting about? Or does he regularly wank in front of a public building?


Jeriba

Yeah, I heard that he's back. Must be very awkward.


South-Direct414

OP should just apply for a job at CNN, apparently they don't care about exactly this... https://thehill.com/homenews/media/557857-jeffrey-toobin-returns-to-cnn-following-zoom-call-masturbation-scandal


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[deleted]

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


The_Quex

I have never seen anything more beautiful in my entire life.


KaiserLoogiah

staff 🍌 middle 🖕 advice 😤


BTETW

因在 Zoom 通話中自慰而被解僱 國家安全局 所以這只是一個小時前發生的,我還在發抖。我是一名公共會計工作人員,正在接受 3 小時的 Zoom 培訓。通常當我們有這些類型的電話時,我只是讓視頻在後台運行,我在房間裡走來走去,做一些事情來打發時間,分散自己對單調主持人的注意力。好吧,今天我忘記了我沒有打開相機(我通常總是關閉它,但今天早些時候我和合作夥伴打電話討論我即將進行的促銷活動,所以我不得不打開它)。我不知道我把相機開著,走來走去,一邊走一邊自言自語,一邊走一邊自言自語,我把它翻出來,開始擦一個。我完全自信地這樣做,公開而兇猛,越來越快地撫摸著,直到我聽到主持人停下來並親切地讓我關掉相機。羞愧的我提起褲子,衝過去關掉相機。培訓結束後不久,我打電話給 HR,他們告訴我我被解雇了。無論如何,我討厭這份工作,所以對此並沒有那麼沮喪,但如果有人問我為什麼離開這份工作,我現在不知道在面試中該說什麼。有什麼建議嗎?


Trim00n

Ah yes of course


naufalap

hello


thebluereddituser

早在90年代,我參加了一個非常有名的電視節目,我在台灣政府工作期間在著名的天安門廣場屠殺中謀殺了9000多人。 然後我搬到了西藏這個小國,在那裡我為一個名叫達利的駱駝工作。


billigesbuch

Darksidephil tries accounting


Nova55

This is always my deepest fear when we‘re having homeoffice.


Emperor_Quintana

TIL an accountant pulled a Toobin... 🤔


yelraiser

NTA Your house your rules


youhatemeiloveit

Is this Jeffrey Toobin?


Isabelle-is-gay

OP admits the post is satire in the comments, still good tho


prettyelfboi

>satire aka: I wrote a bunch of bullshit and got called out on it being fake. lolsatire


wayfarrer

Bummer I was hoping it was real


thebluereddituser

Nah he admitted to lying about his location, he stood by the story though


AboveBadBelowAverage

Number 7


Twonukes

Nice


LeonTypeXD

NTA: you were just having a bit of naughty fun and made a small mistake


[deleted]

You could always say you had a stroke of bad luck, or pulled the shortest straw.


myredditaccountimade

oh no jeffrey toobin, ya did it again!


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wowimliterallyded

Man, i almost forgot other people unzip when they rub.


DerekDemo

Tell them that the lady in HR called you a wanker and you just couldn't work there after something like that.


Captn_Platypus

1984 😞😞


hankmasterson

Just a stroke of bad luck really


untilwereclueless

i only had to read the title to upvote. toooo relatable


biodgradablebuttplug

"I'ma staff in a public accounting ah ha" -Mario Masterbator


Deepfriedchocobar

Lol


Yeupha

Not the Asshole. Your camera your rules.


all_hail_to_me

“I usually leave the camera on” “I usually leave the camera off” which is it?


pancreas_consumer

NTA. They didn't ask you to turn the camera off sooner.


CummyBot9999

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CactusExtremity

It’s not the same :(


seaque42

you are an impostor. I want the golden age of Cummy.


LaPonderosa

lmao its a troyan


gregisasimp

go away fake cummy!😡


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MockifierBot

sO tHiS jUsT hApPeNeD aN hOuR aGo AnD i Am StIlL sHaKiNg. I’m A sTaFf In PuBlIc AcCoUnTiNg AnD wAs In ThE mIdDlE oF a 3-HoUr TrAiNiNg On ZoOm. UsUaLlY wHeN wE hAvE tHeSe TyPeS oF cAlLs I jUsT kEeP tHe ViDeO rUnNiNg In ThE bAcKgRoUnD aNd I wAlK aRoUnD tHe RoOm DoInG tHiNgS tO pAsS tHe TiMe AnD dIsTrAcT mYsElF fRoM tHe MoNoToNe PrEsEnTeRs. WeLl ToDaY i FoRgOt ThAt I lEfT tHe CaMeRa On (I uSuAlLy AlWaYs HaVe It OfF bUt EaRlIeR tOdAy I hAd A cAlL wItH tHe PaRtNeR tO dIsCuSs My UpCoMiNg PrOmOtIoN, sO i HaD tO hAvE iT oN). i HaD nO cLuE i HaD lEfT tHe CaMeRa On AnD iN tHe MiDdLe Of WaLkInG aRoUnD aNd MuTtErInG tO mYsElF aS i WaS zOnInG oUt, I fLiPpEd It OuT aNd StArTeD tO rUb OnE oUt. I dId So WiTh CoMpLeTe CoNfIdEnCe, OpEnLy AnD fErOcIoUsLy, StRoKiNg FaStEr AnD fAsTeR uNtIl I hEaRd ThE pReSeNtEr StOp AnD kInDlY aSkEd Me To TuRn My CaMeRa OfF. mOrTiFiEd, I lIfTeD mY pAnTs Up AnD rUsHeD oVeR tO tUrN tHe CaMeRa OfF. sOoN aFtEr ThE tRaInInG wAs OvEr I hAd A cAlL wItH hR aNd ThEy LeT mE kNoW tHaT i WaS bEiNg TeRmInAtEd. I hAtEd ThE jOb AnYwAy So NoT sO bUmMeD aBoUt ThAt, BuT i’M nOt SuRe WhAt To SaY iN iNtErViEwS nOw If I’m AsKeD wHy I lEfT tHiS jOb. AnY aDvIcE?


Ephor-

This is amazing


Oleczek__boi

Unfortunate


bernie-manders69

TA. Did you even have your mic on? At least let these pussies know that you're proud of the fart-like noise you make everytime your lubed up hand hits the base of your penis.


TheGameChallenger

fake: OP has a job Gay: He masturbated while fantasizing.


troubleschute

Well, Jeffrey Toobin, you could take some time off and go on an apology tour to promote a book.


vv04x4c4

Don't worry Toobin you got your job back


nanuperez

Daaammmnn, Jeffrey Toobin. I'm just sayin'. - OJ Simpson


3Dshrek

Say that you came to a realization


mehtulupurazz

David Ellefson, is that you?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 208607 comments, and only 76 of them were in alphabetical order.


alliseeisred28

NTA


RhodesYT

NTA they should have expected it


The_ghost_of_shell

just posted that on r/tifu


trin134340

!mock


MockifierBot

So ThIs JuSt HaPpEnEd An HoUr AgO aNd I aM sTiLl ShAkInG. i’M a StAfF iN pUbLiC aCcOuNtInG aNd WaS iN tHe MiDdLe Of A 3-hOuR tRaInInG oN zOoM. uSuAlLy WhEn We HaVe ThEsE tYpEs Of CaLlS i JuSt KeEp ThE vIdEo RuNnInG iN tHe BaCkGrOuNd AnD i WaLk ArOuNd ThE rOoM dOiNg ThInGs To PaSs ThE tImE aNd DiStRaCt MySeLf FrOm ThE mOnOtOnE pReSeNtErS. wElL tOdAy I fOrGoT tHaT i LeFt ThE cAmErA oN (i UsUaLlY aLwAyS hAvE iT oFf BuT eArLiEr ToDaY i HaD a CaLl WiTh ThE pArTnEr To DiScUsS mY uPcOmInG pRoMoTiOn, So I hAd To HaVe It On). I hAd No ClUe I hAd LeFt ThE cAmErA oN aNd In ThE mIdDlE oF wAlKiNg ArOuNd AnD mUtTeRiNg To MySeLf As I wAs ZoNiNg OuT, i FlIpPeD iT oUt AnD sTaRtEd To RuB oNe OuT. i DiD sO wItH cOmPlEtE cOnFiDeNcE, oPeNlY aNd FeRoCiOuSlY, sTrOkInG fAsTeR aNd FaStEr UnTiL i HeArD tHe PrEsEnTeR sToP aNd KiNdLy AsKeD mE tO tUrN mY cAmErA oFf. MoRtIfIeD, i LiFtEd My PaNtS uP aNd RuShEd OvEr To TuRn ThE cAmErA oFf. SoOn AfTeR tHe TrAiNiNg WaS oVeR i HaD a CaLl WiTh Hr AnD tHeY lEt Me KnOw ThAt I wAs BeInG tErMiNaTeD. i HaTeD tHe JoB aNyWaY sO nOt So BuMmEd AbOuT tHaT, bUt I’m NoT sUrE wHaT tO sAy In InTeRvIeWs NoW iF i’M aSkEd WhY i LeFt ThIs JoB. aNy AdViCe?


smokecutter1

Have you put in a application at CNN by chance?