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Cursed_name

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EPIC-AK14

Black tea. Nice


QTpei

Sweet or unsweet?


Xarvis90

Who cares? Red, white, and blue and into the harbor waters he goes


ReversEclipse1018

Party time I see.


ChippedHamSammich

Ain’t no party like a Boston tea party


Ongr

'cause a Boston Tea Party don't stop!


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Noddin my head like dubiously


Tafrocks

This thread is under rated


EPIC-AK14

Sweet, honey + tea = 👌


plushiequeenaspen

Unsweet all day long lol


Tristan_ADF

Green tea gang


Ashmega8256

Im green coca cola


crouchingpanther

Same.


StarCrusher2000

Grey tea, so close enough right?


idlegadfly

Purple laxative solution... :I


SayNoToCabbage

So "Brown Water " it is!


idlegadfly

I'm having the worst fucking day and you made me laugh about it, so please accept my silver


OMGBoobsLOL

I have gold to the wrong person at first, but I got the right guy eventually. Please accept my gift to him (them) on your behalf.


idlegadfly

That's very kind of you either way! Please accept my sincere gratitude on this, the shittiest of days.


-CuriousityBot-

I don't know if making you laugh is a safe move right now bud


idlegadfly

You're assuming I've left the bathroom at all in the last 10 hours. I can have nothing but safe moves right now


SyntheticAffliction

3 silver coins


Pheonix_S_Rose

Black Water ig


Nusket_

Haha I'm "white water"


cocohoneybear

I have Black Water!


kurayami_akira

Mine's Green Water, sounds like one of those products like fat-free drinks, like, of course it has no fats, it's a damn drink.


MrdrBrgr

I saw this coconut water that was called something like "100% Safe Coconut Water", and I thought "well I hope so, but now I don't believe you."


ReversEclipse1018

That is called diarrhea my man


idlegadfly

Shhhh... It's funnier this way


gusbelmont

Im having the shittiest day and actually laughed, fucking reddit man 🤣


Blackfyre_Bastard

Hey another shitty day person you made laugh here. Thanks fren!


___Psychopath___

Shut up and take my award! ❤️


Thang02gaming

For me it’s “brown brown water”


cuminseed322

For some reason this just reminds me of purple flurp from Jimmy neutron


Evilmaze

Worst part is the total fasting because you practically can't consume anything. "Oh you can drink chicken broth" as I was told by the pharmacist. Those bottled broths are fucking disgusting, and apple juice is the fucking worst juice on this planet.


large_waffle69

Here come the comedians saying “red cum”


Stupid_psyduck

The comment just above you says maroon cum


Olasola424

And that is totally the most original comment on this post


Terasoft2000

Nude Water


memecraft0309

That would actually be, skin color water, oh god I want to puke now


CocoBandicoot99

Tastes like salt.


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Pickled bologna


kurayami_akira

Don't worry, it's actually just transparent water, unless you're claiming skin counts as a shirt


Jaytalvapes

Introducing, from the makers of kombucha, _F̸̧̮͎̒̋l̵̩̞̥̫͑e̷̡̟̱̩͗̀̈͠ṡ̷̡̲̀̇h̴̳̼͔̦̲̏̂͗̈́͘͝ ̵͇̱̱̺̓W̶̙̥͈̳͕͋̄̆̃a̵̟̟͈̐̑t̴̮͖͍̄̾͗e̶͓̩̱͓̯͋̃̐̑̀̓r̴̗̥͛̏͂͝_.


Potateus1

Same.


OatmeneticYT

bro I'm motherfucking navy blue water im the ocean now


Gaflonzelschmerno

Same *waves*


ThisBoiEatsEggo

Oops, someone spilled some orange powder in there. Orange water now.


dunksouls_the_third

Guess it’s just a Fanta-sea


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Gray water here 👋


VworksComics

Gray water gang rise up!


SlightArgument0382

Gray water til I die


Potential_Yard_5158

GREY WATER GANGGGGGGGGGGG


contorruu23

Navy blue coffee. Wonder what would that taste like


Baconmaster101

Black water


PhenomenalJJS

Are you holding Dutch's money? (Plz get my reference)


derjon5

He had a plan!


PhenomenalJJS

All he needed was a little time...


Top_Ad2426

and some goddamn faith


toxicbroforce

Tahiti


thereiam420

*Arthur slowly backs away with 10 gold bars and $15,000 in his satchel *


AgentWowza

**ARTHUR** WHERE ARE YOU GOIN, COME HERE AND WATCH MICAH KISS MY ASS


fancy-ad4044_alt

*insert deep voice cracks*


Arthur_Morgan5

LENNAAAAAY


spyemil

YNNEL!


Charlesilv4

Leeeeeny


Buttfat5000

We just need a little more monaaayy


Top_Ad2426

damnit micah


Dutchhasaplan117

I have a plan


harooh

I have planapple...


Dizzy-Bed-6843

Red dead redemption 2


Major_R_Soul

Same for me...unfortunate thats the designation for sewage in the waste disposal field


Baconmaster101

Isn't Grey water a thing in rural homes


Apaniyan

Grey water refers to water used to clean things (so the water draining from your sink), black water contains fecal matter, urine, etc (water draining from your toilet). I think there's more nuance to it and I vaguely remember there being brown water too, but I don't remember what that is and I'm not a water expert. Edit: [Wikipedia!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwater_(waste))


Silver_SnakeNZ

... keep on rolling, Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shining on me?


Buttcracula

Looked for this reply. Was not disappointed. Doobie Brothers are groovy as all get out


Hard-Hand

Black water gang.


The-Local-Weeb

I'm gray water, so don't feel too bad


memecraft0309

Honey, the slave melted (please dont cancel me for this)


Baconmaster101

Lmfao


Goldenstripe941

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BlakeBuffman

[taken away]


Jermasthirdcousin

[REDACTED]


pomme_de_baguette

[gelöscht]


Creative-Expression7

White water. *You know what that means.*


LinkyBS

A rough section of river!


Just_a_guy200

Exactly🤣


usshamma123

About to commit some war crimes are we?


TMYlive

yep


Slaton02

Same, stay hydrated


Adhdgamer9000

That's what my girlfriend got. Mine is Navy Milk


Spergbert_Downsy_Jr

Naked Scotch


mychal200302468

Ooo Classy


danceswithwool

That sounds like a legit drink name.


overitatoverit

I’m Naked Whiskey


Spergbert_Downsy_Jr

All Scotches are Whisky not all whiskies are scotch.


SwirlyCrispyChips

Blue Bleach


ThatOnePieceOfShit

Damn I spilled now it’s white bleach


bikewater

u wot m8


MyDickIsInMyToaster

Hol Up


TheWiskeyBandit

Green milk, that's sounds off


No_Professional_1222

Yea I usually drink blue milk


Goldenstripe941

Skywalker?


Nerdydutchman

r/unexpectedstarwars


Elriuhilu

Orange colostomy bag.


Tall-Election6059

I got white juice. Idk how I am supposed to feel about that


Urshinpie_is_back

Sounds tasty


Firefighterboss2

I have White Coke


Synpharia

If it makes you feel any better mine is, white hot chocolate milk.


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

What's hotter than hot? White hot


YodasGhost76

What the fuck


Elriuhilu

Yeah, I know wearing an orange shirt is kind of weird, lol.


BlakeBuffman

I didn’t wanna say anything, but yeah.


SirKeagan

Why is he wearing an orange shirt


Dusted_Hoffman

I’m done with the internet for the day.


desiccatedmonkey

Beautiful.


R3p_TaR

I just *cackled* and it felt great, thank you


AceTheNotSoGreat

Yummy yummy for my messed up tummy.


DeltaTheDemo4

Red water


dayt0potat0

Period blood. Ftfy


Inkderp

Same :(


pomme_de_baguette

"I liiike it when the red waaater comes out."


UnicornBludgers93

BlackWater


histeethwerered

Might want to try a different beverage quickly. Black water is official nomenclature for sewage. Grey water is sinks and shower water.


UnicornBludgers93

Don't worry im a teenage ninja mutant turtle .


Truthgamer2

Dutch?


TheCrazyBanana82

Blue Sprite, this fucking sucks.


histeethwerered

Naw, youse a cute lil sprite


1019gunner

I’m red sprite


TheCrazyBanana82

If we can find a yellow sprite we can make a band.


EGGDOG6518

YELLOW SPRITE


OhadiNacnud

Maroon cum, not sure what to think about that.


Celestial_Ass

wait


randomperson8235

Yeah wtf who wears maroon


Goldenstripe941

Bro, same, but mine is Rich red.


gravity_

Is rich a drink?


Goldenstripe941

Oh, no. I was talking bout the color, it's redder. I guess.


NoxOfRuatha

Yea, a maroon t, that sucks man


dank_shit_poster69

lol “sucks man”


OwORavioliTime

r/thatsthejoke


Daedrralord12

Black Doctor Pepper


rhoo31313

U n me both


SaggingZebra

Same here. Dibs on shortening it to Black Doc.


MenuParking3358

Green water


Nettaros

Green Water gang for life


DangerousSpoons

yussss same


sb1862

Let’s go boys!!


donutowo

We will start a revolution against the other waters


__A_Demon

Shirtless White wine


Durbee

I see you are the sophisticated type.


DiegoMuyLoco

Black black tea


atrisorb

Black^2 tea


BewareTheBirchmen

Black Bourbon. I clearly win this prize.


sinnthetik

White fireball (:


viewofstyle

White soy milk


ash_ketchup_92

“White soy” is what the people at r/Politics are called


mychal200302468

Grey water... yikes


Zekrom1270

That's mine too


xxSpinnxx

Grey waters unite


usernamesarestup1d

Blue water


histeethwerered

There are two of us, at least


memosaurusyeet

Same


LemonFerret1102

White water... Not that special


Inimitable_guy

Golden Blood


Deggidonk

This one's actually kinda gangster.


Outside_Mammoth_3334

Surprisingly, yerp


BadAssBorbarad

"black milk'


sagi97

Black coffee


wildegnux

Same. I can't believe i had to scroll to the bottom to find this... Reddit doesn't drink coffee i guess?


Venomgameplays08

yellow water bruh why like piss?


Krillins_Shiny_Head

Same, Yellow Water team represent!


Oponik

White milk


atrisorb

Ah, yes. The floor here is made out of floor!


FamousArcher

White cum


atrisorb

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Trees-are-peopletoo

White coke


Aquendall

Blue Heineken. Ehhh


Rage-Your-Game

Yellow water, Shit!


HEAVYtanker2000

No, piss


Shadowiswild

Gray bleach


TheGayManFromStore

Nude Energy


Pandamc

Black OJ .....


Awjj

Black pepsi


QwertyXFR17

Teal water


TheBeardOfCos

Grey water…


Permit-Specific

Black Saliva


Ashlyn_1572

Black Milk.


Freqlucian

Blue balls


hannah_baker64

blue waffle


TgagHammerstrike

Drinking waffles?


ikcuts

They were blended, duh


Lunados34

Maroon sweet tea


oliverplays08

Black water, huh, not too bad


Darko59221

No Shirt Pepto Bismol. Fear me.


Lakshay2909

I am not going to call myself yellow tea


ibreakyourmothersbak

Black cum


youngpharaoh23

Skin fruit


lordjimthefuckwit

Bitch I'm naked water get on my level


Shuckle_the_only_one

Peach Chocolate Milk