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Black tea. Nice
Sweet or unsweet?
Who cares? Red, white, and blue and into the harbor waters he goes
Party time I see.
Ain’t no party like a Boston tea party
'cause a Boston Tea Party don't stop!
Noddin my head like dubiously
This thread is under rated
Sweet, honey + tea = 👌
Unsweet all day long lol
Green tea gang
Im green coca cola
Grey tea, so close enough right?
Purple laxative solution... :I
So "Brown Water " it is!
I'm having the worst fucking day and you made me laugh about it, so please accept my silver
I have gold to the wrong person at first, but I got the right guy eventually. Please accept my gift to him (them) on your behalf.
That's very kind of you either way! Please accept my sincere gratitude on this, the shittiest of days.
I don't know if making you laugh is a safe move right now bud
You're assuming I've left the bathroom at all in the last 10 hours. I can have nothing but safe moves right now
3 silver coins
Black Water ig
Haha I'm "white water"
I have Black Water!
Mine's Green Water, sounds like one of those products like fat-free drinks, like, of course it has no fats, it's a damn drink.
I saw this coconut water that was called something like "100% Safe Coconut Water", and I thought "well I hope so, but now I don't believe you."
That is called diarrhea my man
Shhhh... It's funnier this way
Im having the shittiest day and actually laughed, fucking reddit man 🤣
Hey another shitty day person you made laugh here. Thanks fren!
Shut up and take my award! ❤️
For me it’s “brown brown water”
For some reason this just reminds me of purple flurp from Jimmy neutron
Worst part is the total fasting because you practically can't consume anything. "Oh you can drink chicken broth" as I was told by the pharmacist. Those bottled broths are fucking disgusting, and apple juice is the fucking worst juice on this planet.
Here come the comedians saying “red cum”
The comment just above you says maroon cum
And that is totally the most original comment on this post
That would actually be, skin color water, oh god I want to puke now
Tastes like salt.
Don't worry, it's actually just transparent water, unless you're claiming skin counts as a shirt
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bro I'm motherfucking navy blue water
im the ocean now
Oops, someone spilled some orange powder in there. Orange water now.
Guess it’s just a Fanta-sea
Gray water here 👋
Gray water gang rise up!
Gray water til I die
GREY WATER GANGGGGGGGGGGG
Navy blue coffee. Wonder what would that taste like
Are you holding Dutch's money? (Plz get my reference)
He had a plan!
All he needed was a little time...
and some goddamn faith
*Arthur slowly backs away with 10 gold bars and $15,000 in his satchel *
**ARTHUR** WHERE ARE YOU GOIN, COME HERE AND WATCH MICAH KISS MY ASS
*insert deep voice cracks*
We just need a little more monaaayy
I have a plan
I have planapple...
Red dead redemption 2
Same for me...unfortunate thats the designation for sewage in the waste disposal field
Isn't Grey water a thing in rural homes
Grey water refers to water used to clean things (so the water draining from your sink), black water contains fecal matter, urine, etc (water draining from your toilet). I think there's more nuance to it and I vaguely remember there being brown water too, but I don't remember what that is and I'm not a water expert.
... keep on rolling, Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shining on me?
Looked for this reply. Was not disappointed.
Doobie Brothers are groovy as all get out
Black water gang.
I'm gray water, so don't feel too bad
Honey, the slave melted (please dont cancel me for this)
White water. *You know what that means.*
A rough section of river!
About to commit some war crimes are we?
Same, stay hydrated
That's what my girlfriend got.
Mine is Navy Milk
That sounds like a legit drink name.
I’m Naked Whiskey
All Scotches are Whisky not all whiskies are scotch.
Damn I spilled now it’s white bleach
u wot m8
Green milk, that's sounds off
Yea I usually drink blue milk
Orange colostomy bag.
I got white juice.
Idk how I am supposed to feel about that
I have White Coke
If it makes you feel any better mine is, white hot chocolate milk.
What's hotter than hot? White hot
What the fuck
Yeah, I know wearing an orange shirt is kind of weird, lol.
I didn’t wanna say anything, but yeah.
Why is he wearing an orange shirt
I’m done with the internet for the day.
I just *cackled* and it felt great, thank you
Yummy yummy for my messed up tummy.
Period blood. Ftfy
"I liiike it when the red waaater comes out."
Might want to try a different beverage quickly. Black water is official nomenclature for sewage. Grey water is sinks and shower water.
Don't worry im a teenage ninja mutant turtle .
Blue Sprite, this fucking sucks.
Naw, youse a cute lil sprite
I’m red sprite
If we can find a yellow sprite we can make a band.
Maroon cum, not sure what to think about that.
Yeah wtf who wears maroon
Bro, same, but mine is Rich red.
Is rich a drink?
Oh, no. I was talking bout the color, it's redder. I guess.
Yea, a maroon t, that sucks man
lol “sucks man”
Black Doctor Pepper
U n me both
Same here. Dibs on shortening it to Black Doc.
Green Water gang for life
Let’s go boys!!
We will start a revolution against the other waters
Shirtless White wine
I see you are the sophisticated type.
Black black tea
Black Bourbon. I clearly win this prize.
White fireball (:
White soy milk
“White soy” is what the people at r/Politics are called
Grey water... yikes
That's mine too
Grey waters unite
There are two of us, at least
White water... Not that special
This one's actually kinda gangster.
Same. I can't believe i had to scroll to the bottom to find this... Reddit doesn't drink coffee i guess?
yellow water bruh why like piss?
Same, Yellow Water team represent!
Ah, yes. The floor here is made out of floor!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Blue Heineken. Ehhh
Yellow water, Shit!
Black OJ .....
They were blended, duh
Maroon sweet tea
Black water, huh, not too bad
No Shirt Pepto Bismol. Fear me.
I am not going to call myself yellow tea
Bitch I'm naked water get on my level
Peach Chocolate Milk