Do you know what the F in “orphan” stands for?
By - LOVERB0Y710
This can't be a dad joke, orphans don't have dads
Good dads are hard to find. Bad dads are harder to find.
Bad dad jokes are just all dad jokes
No such thing as a bad dad joke, no bad dad's are around to tell them.
Bad dads aren’t dads, which makes them not a dad to be a dad. Thus, no such thing as a bad daddy.
He might’ve been your father, but he aint your daddy
-some blue guy
“Some Blue Guy” is Mary Poppins.
“Some blue guy”
*angry blue guy 😆
Yes, but that is why they're good
Bad dads are always hard
That's what she said
Ofc for their daughters
If you are an orphan they are extra hard to find
Not really. Graves usually dont move much.
Requesting a "bad dad jokes" sub with jokes like this.
Then it must stand for "father" if it isn't there...
It’s probably a dead joke
Yeah, but in order to succeed in life they still need Daddies
You win. LMAO
They don't have a Family. Just like the word Orphan doesn't have an F
Not sure it's a dad joke, but very clever.
Maybe a legal guardian joke, if that guardian were ...Count Olaf!
‘Maybe a legal guardian joke’
I’m sorry but that part got me 😂.
Can’t be a dad joke if the dad isn’t here
Kinda a dad joke kinda a r/unclejokes
Yes, I think it's veering into 'uncle joke' territory. Just without the racism.
Sad joke, not a dad joke.
It's not a Dad Joke. The Mods decided they allow other types of jokes here.
Dark Dad Joke
ok i need a torch. its too dark
this would pair well with a Vin diesel meme
You have summoned me. *inhales sharply* I GOT FAMILY
I thought you were gonna say father, coz it's all dad jokes
Wow 😂 that's dark
Something seems to be missing here...
I'm shocked! Nobody said *"There's no F in orphan!"* Of course, we were all thinking it! 🙄
F in chat of orphans is when u get returned
What a i’m-going-to-buy-some-milk joke
"But there;s no f in family."
"That's right, there is no effin' family :("
Damn this one hit home. Oh wait orphans don’t know what that is
More like a guardian joke!
Tell this joke one more time, and I'll put your head through that fucking wall.
Be prepared to read the repost in a few days, weeks, years. It's reddit. /s
I actually think this joke was pretty funny. It's a reference to the cartoon F Is For Family, where it is Bill Burr's character's catchphrase.
Yes sir, I'm also aware that we're in a jokes thread and I also agree that the joke is funny and the best one so far. A good day to you!
Oh, I wasn't sure if you were familiar with the source material.
what does the "F" in orphan stand for?
Rough I mean rouf crowd
Hey, take it easy! Oh, yeah?! FONGOOL...
Do you know what the N on Nebraska's football helmets stands for?
That’s F-in sad!
Dom has never seen such bullsh1t before
It's pronounced orfan right?
I just told my wife this joke and she replied slowly, “there is no f in orphan” as I gave her the punchline and the horror slowly dawned on her. Boyos, I’m hell bound according to the wifey lol.
Invisible dad joke.
Do you know what the F in this "joke" stands for?
Whatever the F'in orphan wants to stand for.
Orphans lost their parents, not their whole family. Even if that were true, this hardly seems like a dad joke...
I'm gonna say a slightly dark one.
The R in ''black' stands for rights.
What’s with all these cruel jokes here? This isn’t a dad joke.
I transcended reality and predicted the joke.
I thought of father.
Cos he's f in told to.
Sad dad joke
you know what "s" in the dad joke stands for?
It's actually "not family because they don't have one."
The f stands for family...
No, I’m afraid it’s not apparent.
i'm a'fraid its'a neither of the apparents. 🤭 Momma Mia!
But an orphan don't have an F(amily).
Ain't nothing stronger than family
All the F's in school won't put the F in orphan either.
Well , if we go with dark stuff , here's one : How do you call an orphans blodshed ? An orphanage !
i always try to guess the joke before looking at the post and i guessed father. close enough
F from Fan. A big fan!
Ouch. Straight in the family jewels.
Techno this you?
Love this joke
That's right, there is no f'in orphan. I'm your dad now.
Did Technoblade make this post???😂
Hmm it must have something to do with ph orphans must be acidic
Damn... That joke is the third worst thing to happen those oprhans.
*Cries in Bruce Wayne noises*
Dang that's dark 🤣🤣
This joke sucks
But, I thought dad jokes were supposed to be funny
Please sir may I have another?
I totally misread this as “good dad jokes are hard to fine. But dad‘s are harder to find”——
Black dad joke
Family is more than parents, orphans only missing parents. Crass joke.
That you need to go back to school and learn how to spell
The joke is that there is no F in orphan therefore orphans do not have Families.
This joke works only because English is dumb and "F" and "ph" aren't put together.
Oh I thought it was for failure
It stands for parents
Huh? That doesn’t make sense
There is no F in orphans.
That’s the joke. There’s no F meaning there’s no family. There is a P in orphan but orphans don’t have parents so that doesn’t make sense
Please keep explaining my joke to me 😂
I asked my kid and that was the response he gave me. But I appreciate the mansplanation
What does me have being a man have anything to do with an explanation of a joke. I didn’t even know you were female. This has been a very confusing interaction
I answered the joke with a joke and you felt the need to tell me what my joke was
Bc you’re joke didn’t make sense so it wasn’t really a joke
Dry humor. I answered the question. There’s no F or Parents in orphan. I got the joke. You assumed I didn’t. I wouldn’t be following a dad joke thread and commenting if I didn’t get the joke.