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Do you know what the F in “orphan” stands for?

Do you know what the F in “orphan” stands for?

CeleryHunter143

This can't be a dad joke, orphans don't have dads


j0n0rrh3a

Good dads are hard to find. Bad dads are harder to find.


abstraktmakesbeats

Bad dad jokes are just all dad jokes


AilurusFulgenz

No such thing as a bad dad joke, no bad dad's are around to tell them.


iHiTuDiE

Bad dads aren’t dads, which makes them not a dad to be a dad. Thus, no such thing as a bad daddy. Off memory: He might’ve been your father, but he aint your daddy -some blue guy


TXHaunt

“Some Blue Guy” is Mary Poppins.


NoMoreSaltPls

“Some blue guy”


DaoMuShin

*angry blue guy 😆


SenorDuolingo

Yes, but that is why they're good


lgbt_suckyourmom_tt

Bad dads are always hard


tw60407

That's what she said


lgbt_suckyourmom_tt

Ofc for their daughters


InaneJargon

Yikes


sQR4PP1E

If you are an orphan they are extra hard to find


thegayestdudeonearth

Not really. Graves usually dont move much.


7V3N

Requesting a "bad dad jokes" sub with jokes like this.


XXPapaZombieXX

Then it must stand for "father" if it isn't there...


RoosterBurger

Ouch!


tyckt206

r/technicallythetruth


sunspot1002

It’s probably a dead joke


Thendofreason

Yeah, but in order to succeed in life they still need Daddies


SwiftFool

You win. LMAO


getkaizer

They don't have a Family. Just like the word Orphan doesn't have an F


Ski3043

r/woooosh


fphiszche

Not sure it's a dad joke, but very clever.


FuzzyendOthelollipop

Maybe a legal guardian joke, if that guardian were ...Count Olaf!


youcancallmejoy

‘Maybe a legal guardian joke’ I’m sorry but that part got me 😂.


bp1108

Can’t be a dad joke if the dad isn’t here


tntchest

Kinda a dad joke kinda a r/unclejokes


Scruluce

r/DarkDadJokes


kevbob02

Yes, I think it's veering into 'uncle joke' territory. Just without the racism.


Xiver1972

Sad joke, not a dad joke.


Feet2Big

It's not a Dad Joke. The Mods decided they allow other types of jokes here.


Churchofbabyyoda

Dark Dad Joke


YTAftershock

r/unclejokes


Rage__X

ok i need a torch. its too dark


xlord1100

this would pair well with a Vin diesel meme


nevitac

FAMILY!


Wemakian

You have summoned me. *inhales sharply* I GOT FAMILY


DaoMuShin

reddit family


Red020Devil

I thought you were gonna say father, coz it's all dad jokes


EeIectro

Wow 😂 that's dark


bambamtx

Something seems to be missing here...


dodexahedron

Dadless joke


Angel4Animals

I'm shocked! Nobody said *"There's no F in orphan!"* Of course, we were all thinking it! 🙄


nernst79

Fatherless?


NotGhost_09

F in chat of orphans is when u get returned


Tson_mtfk

What a i’m-going-to-buy-some-milk joke


megamouth2

"But there;s no f in family." "That's right, there is no effin' family :("


Tudor98

r/angryupvote


LuckyThunder12

Damn this one hit home. Oh wait orphans don’t know what that is


Tw1ch1e

More like a guardian joke!


Common_Coyote_3

Tell this joke one more time, and I'll put your head through that fucking wall.


visak13

Be prepared to read the repost in a few days, weeks, years. It's reddit. /s


Common_Coyote_3

I actually think this joke was pretty funny. It's a reference to the cartoon F Is For Family, where it is Bill Burr's character's catchphrase.


visak13

Yes sir, I'm also aware that we're in a jokes thread and I also agree that the joke is funny and the best one so far. A good day to you!


Common_Coyote_3

Oh, I wasn't sure if you were familiar with the source material.


DaoMuShin

what does the "F" in orphan stand for?


pollarzz

Rough I mean rouf crowd


CattleProd333

Hey, take it easy! Oh, yeah?! FONGOOL... okay?!


Pal_Smurch

Do you know what the N on Nebraska's football helmets stands for? Knowledge.


WhitWhits

That’s F-in sad!


Mr_Wolverbean

Dom has never seen such bullsh1t before


braindeadmonkey2

It's pronounced orfan right?


bertomx

I just told my wife this joke and she replied slowly, “there is no f in orphan” as I gave her the punchline and the horror slowly dawned on her. Boyos, I’m hell bound according to the wifey lol.


varrshith

Invisible dad joke.


spicepice

Do you know what the F in this "joke" stands for? >!Funny!<


Rossta42

Whatever the F'in orphan wants to stand for.


TheMightyBattleSquid

Orphans lost their parents, not their whole family. Even if that were true, this hardly seems like a dad joke...


MyDogsPP

I'm gonna say a slightly dark one. The R in ''black' stands for rights.


harshadrathod

Failed parents


Sael-er

What’s with all these cruel jokes here? This isn’t a dad joke.


WindedEmulation11

I transcended reality and predicted the joke.


StevenBeercockArt

Nofink.


ek_kheenchkar_denge

I thought of father.


Tommy3Tanks

Cos he's f in told to.


jdozadiaz

Sad dad joke


ccr087

hmmmmmmm


SipulitWasNotTaken

you know what "s" in the dad joke stands for? stands


GhostieBaby

Fun


bluAstrid

*Oooph*


HelloDumbBot

A family


afroturf1

It's actually "not family because they don't have one."


androbot

Ouch.


yeetingbananas654

The f stands for family...


PhysixYT

Failure


DeliciousPumpkinPie

No, I’m afraid it’s not apparent.


DaoMuShin

i'm a'fraid its'a neither of the apparents. 🤭 Momma Mia!


boo_diddly

But an orphan don't have an F(amily).


darsanparmar

PHUCK


ryukin631

Ain't nothing stronger than family


DaoMuShin

*phamily


Time-Row3780

All the F's in school won't put the F in orphan either.


A_human22220

Family.


kenix7

Well , if we go with dark stuff , here's one : How do you call an orphans blodshed ? An orphanage !


ProRedditarded

i always try to guess the joke before looking at the post and i guessed father. close enough


VehicleNegative

F from Fan. A big fan!


Puppy-Zwolle

Ouch. Straight in the family jewels.


Big-Z_2412

Techno this you?


thegucciwayjosh

Love this joke


thelibrarina

That's right, there is no f'in orphan. I'm your dad now.


depressedkidhere

family


DuckyFacePvP

F


lonely-blue-sheep

Did Technoblade make this post???😂


death447

Hmm it must have something to do with ph orphans must be acidic


things_keep_going

Damn... That joke is the third worst thing to happen those oprhans.


lifesnotfair2u

*Cries in Bruce Wayne noises*


BadGrammer3552

Freedom


IllustriousTooth1620

Oof


ThisIsTakenLol

Phamily


Bluwafflez88

Dang that's dark 🤣🤣


XIIXOO

This joke sucks


sapphire_muffin

But, I thought dad jokes were supposed to be funny


GhostFace1014

Please sir may I have another?


Pendersquiggles

I totally misread this as “good dad jokes are hard to fine. But dad‘s are harder to find”——


Godskii

Black dad joke


Doomhammer68

Family is more than parents, orphans only missing parents. Crass joke.


thaboognish

Dumb.


Charming_Zombie921

That you need to go back to school and learn how to spell


DeathInNoDisguise

/r/whooosh The joke is that there is no F in orphan therefore orphans do not have Families.


readingduck123

This joke works only because English is dumb and "F" and "ph" aren't put together.


PrecededBear

Oh I thought it was for failure


niki-cole58

It stands for parents


LOVERB0Y710

Huh? That doesn’t make sense


niki-cole58

There is no F in orphans.


LOVERB0Y710

That’s the joke. There’s no F meaning there’s no family. There is a P in orphan but orphans don’t have parents so that doesn’t make sense


niki-cole58

Please keep explaining my joke to me 😂 I asked my kid and that was the response he gave me. But I appreciate the mansplanation


LOVERB0Y710

What does me have being a man have anything to do with an explanation of a joke. I didn’t even know you were female. This has been a very confusing interaction


niki-cole58

I answered the joke with a joke and you felt the need to tell me what my joke was


LOVERB0Y710

Bc you’re joke didn’t make sense so it wasn’t really a joke


niki-cole58

Dry humor. I answered the question. There’s no F or Parents in orphan. I got the joke. You assumed I didn’t. I wouldn’t be following a dad joke thread and commenting if I didn’t get the joke.