T O P

Seriously Though.

Seriously Though.

iamCrosslax

alphorn mouthpiece


Richyrich_14

You beat me to it lol


Pubjwal

A razor and a Buttplug


Inevitable_Ad_4607

The fuck is wrong with you


Pubjwal

Easy man, He told me he wanted those.


asian_admiral

what’s wrong tho?


wayne2005_vxoc

Some dragonball shit idk


ZeroCreaturee

idk about another beerus thing cus he already us has a beerus chain, but anything else like some structure thing (I saw one online before) then yeah he’d be happy


Abodidoba

Shaving Cream and a Razor, you know what that is.


Its_Random_Idk

A new suit, one he has looks like pajamas🤣


ZeroCreaturee

“Nah fam. Allow it”


medoansary

Excuse me.. tf is that pfp?


AbBaAs_

Michler


Rowerate

heeil heeil


Dvshx1483369

Moon walking on em 6 mill bodies!


SkylonTheDragon

I'm fucking rolling at that pfp


Remmeltsje

Platinum


Whebxixhdixhxid

Star Platinum


Drksey_on_yt

Is that a-


Whebxixhdixhxid

It is indeed


TheFallenBlizzard

No it's not. You thought it was a jojo reference but it was me, DIO!


DekwaDoes

That defitnately was ...


soundhyper

WOTAH


Bud0ts_3000

I imagine JJ pronouncing that with his Folabi accent


SRK912

You mean Babatunde right??


Bud0ts_3000

Anyone i guess, i was referring to Folabi from his among us video, but i guess Babatunde is actually more applicable xdd


Mockz_

wtf did you do to get downvoted? did you breath incorrectly?


Louiethegreat_3235

Prob a dildo


Bannaeatorange

Yeah that would be a good gift


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POISON_13

:0


Bootyslayer9000000

A dragons balls


Apprehensive_Lab3355

A condom


Lalaboi27

You beat me to it… here take an upvote


Bitchesthinkimstupid

You realise now one cares that he beat you to it?


FDLforPresident

r/usernamechecksout


Spectral189

A new fucking subreddit because I am tired of the tiktok and instagram type posts here


Inevitable_Ad_4607

Fr this shit died about 4 months ago


vizzboi_308

bearus 2.0


milfyass69

Mermaid tail


Shot-Satisfaction-13

beard growth kit😂😂😂😂


saifqaddoumi

He already has like 10


hellothere2929933

La Lamborghini (but srsly) I’d get him a few clothes a new bandana


Either-Eagle-1465

10 pounds to get his dead haircut fixed


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lordadewan

That’s not the type of pounds he talking about you dumbass bot


Majestic_Mango242

A designer bandana.


pranamya2005

Coupon to a barber


Herobrinedanny

Probably something Dragon Ball related


JettMainBitch

How tf do u have a user flair??? Are u like an OG?


Herobrinedanny

I think the mods removed flairs on this sub while ago but when I joined it was still available


PoppinHeadz

Because mans is poor, I’ll bring some taco bell from work


Inevitable_Ad_4607

That’s fine at least you’re not saying bring him bitcoin or platinum when they don’t even buy it for their parents


I-love-cookies3773

Bitcoin


SgtLaBeouf

A whole Bitcoin ? Shit I'll invite you to my bday 12th November, be here


I-love-cookies3773

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣


lbgnpukki

Ayy mine a couple days before


Theckasher

Ayo my birthday also then


Dylantheexpert

Ayo mine not also


orangetmofficial

Minimeters secret onlyfans


JettMainBitch

Did you mean "millimetres"


jameZsp0ng3y

Miniminter's, I think


SmashedEight

Damn, is this just fb group now?


Blastbalaji07

Louder for the kids in the background


PiDDY_

Right!? It's so shite now. I can't see a video being made anymore. How can he when it's full of shite like this


MikesGamingSanctuary

A flesh light


Philip-L

I’ll probably just help him activate his windows


elecrozap

Nothing, man’s rich enough


n8_swag_711

Probably some flowers or something like that


Richyrich_14

I would get him a DBZ bandana


hubblaaaa

Fifa 12


Clear_Rush1062

Jake Paul merchandise


Aslightlywetnapkin

Jake Paul dartboard


FunnyLawyer52

I would buy a card and write how much he has helped me through life. I will say thank you JJ for everything❤️ and gift him the card :)


ThegreatSanchez

So this is what the subreddit looks like when ksi doesn’t post. Idk what’d get him, maybe cologne.


arada_849

A bigger bandana for his forehead 😂


wangdone

I’m done with this Reddit holy fuck


Shahatah

A simon bodypillow 🤣


flash12328

Heels boot to increase his height Beard growing kit Doctors appointment for the surgery of his large forehead Dis would be his best birthday


shubhampatil_

All these jokes are so dead.


BobTheNewbie

baldski pillow


HydraChungus420

A simon sex doll? Idk


The_Luke_Man02

A replacement c*ck pump since the one Ethan game him didn’t work


Big_D420

A joint 😎


Al-_-sultan

Hair implant


sweatydon

A horse


Partypooper298

His album 😂


hasmukh_lal_ji

A bottle of water


Psio_

A fake beard


K7lllp28

His own album. Basically cash


Folkinstar_Killer

height to make him 6ft


Kai_353

Some…PLATINUM


jameZsp0ng3y

Get Hyper flash mob


darksoulsass

Wig. Invisible shoe pad. Beard oil


shaggedcat

A bottle of Rick Astleys Semin


PromptWorth9525

A bandana


garfield2025

Alphorn mouthpiece


Pewdiepiefan1090

Bandana


rreeddiitt321

Wotah


marieebby

Mustache


Eltrado007

A dildo 🤣🤣


DankoNiNANI

ksimon cute pic together


Shahfeeq

A wig to fix his hairline


Llama_300

A extra small condom


316_firas

A date with Harry’s sister


AnimeComics

A derma roller, helps the beard. Also some dragon ball stuff


DelPreston_

Ya’ll bring presents ?


thatboisushi

Bearus


MSAndrew07

Super milker or whatever that thing is


iTerra2006

A happy birthday card with a 20 dollar coupon to subway.


ksi_For__EvEr

a 6 feet measuring tape


useles-converter-bot

6 feet is the length of exactly 17.96 'Standard Diatonic Key of C, Blues Silver grey Harmonicas' lined up next to each other.


rhysmcdonald1999

Him


KingGodlyMC

Nothing cause his rich ass already got everything 😂😂


Supra_xanny_88

A slave and got him a picture of himself


Fly_Leather

Bandana or durag 😂😂😂😂😂


youscefI

2 condoms one for him and one for Simon


TiemoCourtney

Nothing, I’m broke, he’s rich


AnimeStopMotion259

Treadmill


georgi5481

Fake beard.


bworthy73

Beard oil. And a painting of him and Simon looking *sus*


Ghosty5674

A beard growth kit


AnimeStopMotion259

Workout stuff seriously I'm just caring for our fat neek


Hrvatska08

A candle lit dinner with his special love, Simon (Miniminter)


OutlandishnessNeat60

A homemade babatunde doll


Dry_Organization9144

" How To Rap " by Paul Edwards


ItsDantasy

the same necklace he gave tobi


ALG_RoadRider

probably just a card lmao


TheAxolotl04

A horse


gamingnerd99

I would get him some snacks from my home country South Korea


Silver_Ad3754

A guide to minecraft noobs


SnooWoofers5376

Beard wig


woowowowo

I'm broke so dildo so if he doesnt like it he can go fuck himself


Puzzleheaded-Hat2469

Height growth pills


Mastermind1414

Pussyinator-3000


advbad

A hair pencil, his hairline is growing too much


toastyns

La la Lamborghini


bossiestkarma

Probably activate Windows for him


damnuuglyasf

Dildo


Ghost_594

Beard oil


HarryFN2959

A packet of crisps


Midoriya_izuku_Ultra

I will bring a PLLLLLATINUM award for him.....


Anothr19yrold

Hair Growth Treatment Set


barnedall

Pllllllllaque with his name on it


FloorGangOUH42069

Bandana or a durag


YoSantaClaus69

Deepthroat man cameo


JuicyPears92

Buy a pillow that is cold both sides


wrongintro

[This right here](https://www.amazon.com/Ten-Thousand-Words-Pronounce-International/dp/1346931526)


Minecraftsteveis_hot

A fake beard


Bud0ts_3000

Id get ya some underware for no reason


DormmamuV

Hair fibers


Leading-Investment94

A smaller fourhead


PhoenixBlaze26

a shit ton of beard oil and lube


Savvascomedian

A new custom album


Nikiboy36

A Bed sheet for his forehead


rectxr

A bandana.


Ultron_Rothschild

a real Bitcoin But the Billionaire who follows him would probably dip it :)


MunchOn_Macouchie69

I wouldn’t go


LedazzXD

Rogaine


soulpanic

A custom dbz x sidemen statue


FFFatneek

A new instrument he hasn’t used before


forceuser1998

Jake Paul


notsopro_342

A beard grow lotion


SubToControlezYT

Something to help his beard


Acceptable-Stress-35

Bandannas


Lonely_Huckleberry98

If i remember correctly, the 18$ bottle of beer like simon did


Derek2p3

2 inch shoes so he can be 6'1 🤣


Stickman_gaming1

Pussy cat


pakalupupito

Hair growing potion from Harry Potter


emryn_emaya_

Bandana


Fit-Capital-3026

Life size Simon doll with detachable organs also come with Jack Paul's head on the side


Ali_F24215

literally everything related to dbz


Sher4

Beerus 3d print model


TyDaviesYT

Nothing, he will already have anything I get him.


Siddheshislive

A horse


Pakyaa0P

Windows 11 Full version


donixdh

Id buy him a baldski shirt with a jacket on the back that has the word FATNEEK


attacktheland

3000£ water bottle


spoookzzy

Bandana


NikoXo2

fried chicken and watermelon