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Epic Grampa Simpson tattoo and quote!

Epic Grampa Simpson tattoo and quote!

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lontderfy

Oh no. Imagine paying someone to permanently carve this into your skin.


FreddieVandalay

Yeah but think about how much fun you’ll have coming up with an idea for the cover up?


Kinez_maciji

Future episode of Tattoo Redo right here.


kvuiubrlc

Ahh, yes. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...


GlockAF

It’ll be covered with a mosaic featuring onions, big yellow ones


eveneeens

And imagine they fucked it up, like at 0:53 when he says the white onion (?) and there is written the white one Maybe understood or read badly


Tommydacat69

literally ruined the entire thing.


UnmitigatedSarcasm

no the shakey and inconsistent linework and poor saturation in colored areas ruined it.


Catoblepas2021

It’s almost as if the artist wasn’t passionate about the design. S/


UnmitigatedSarcasm

no, he's a bad fucking tattoo artist and shouldnt be allowed to fuck up peoples skin like this. we have a name for this, they're called "Scratcher" for a reason I would be willing to bet this guy got some friend of his to do this outside the boundaries of the law. if this was done in a legit tattoo shop, they need to stop this guy immediately.


porridge_in_my_bum

I wonder if a good artist would even accept this lol


Dragonkingf0

Most would, I mean they would ask you two or three times before you got it but most tattoo artist I know have weirder stuff than this on their own bodies. I know one that has a massive Vault boy from The Fallout series tattooed on his back.


darkaggron

LITERALLY


1Narwhal

Good catch. Damn, they did all that and didn’t even get all the words right.


Cultural_Dust

They sorta fucked up the whole thing. It's either fairly old or not quality work.


0bvious_Alt

I'm learning towards not quality work... It also looks as if the area was recently shaved for the piece. But who knows.


Jacques-Rene

Are you fucking kidding me? I am so jealous I didn’t think of this first. This is the epitome of true art.


ClownfishSoup

I'd love to have a T-shirt of this. Permanently inked into my leg? LOL, pass!


Agent-00Suave

Not even well. Total hack job, half the lines look like an alcoholic with delirium tremens setting took this walk-in


flightwatcher45

I sorta think that was the intent tho. To each their own! Not going to knock it just cause it's not my style.


uwfan893

I agree, this looks just how Grampa Simpson sounds


hazelsbaby123

It’s great and shit at the same time. But who the hell thinks that’s a good idea.


sambomambowambo

Its great, *because* its shit.


DingleMcCringleTurd

I thought the writing and camera were going to flow to OP’s ballsack. Dodged a bullet there, as I couldn’t stop reading along with Granpa Simpson.


bahamapapa817

The dedication to the joke is incredible.


SkidmarkSteveMD

He imagined it, he did it, and I'm sure now he's regretting it


De-Hond

Also the story should follow the ribbon around in circles not just start and stop what is in the line of sight.


Umd_computron

And its even worse than that. The ribbon doesn't even wrap around in the right direction - if it was straightened out, all the lines would come out backwards.


Invdr_skoodge

Glad somebody else saw that, past the first line you’d need a mirror to read it. Awful design


G8kpr

That’s what I was thinking. While it’s funny. Imagine trying to explain why you got this in 40 years when it’s faded and hard to read.


Pons__Aelius

> Imagine trying to explain why you got this in 40 years when it’s faded and hard to read. Isn't that pretty much every tattoo?


G8kpr

Not necessarily. My grandfather said he got his from being in the navy. Made sense.


UnmitigatedSarcasm

and to be so poorly tattooed is the worst part.


G8kpr

The back ribbons don’t even line up properly with the front


BlockedUp666

r/TIHI


RetrogradeUranus

Imagine if it's on your dingle.


G8kpr

I think you mean your “doodle”


BloodBaneBoneBreaker

Lol, sounds cool until you realize you didnt get past the eyballs.........fml


memecaptial

Ink


Jenn-Marshall

That’s commitment


Bamboozled1008x2

Dude wasted the time and money for this tattoo and still got one word wrong


Rcouch00

I did t catch it


eveneeens

At 0:53 it says white ones and we can hear white onions


Rcouch00

Ah, didn’t have audio on, I was looking for a misspelling


DeniedEssence

Oof, yeah that would pretty much ruin the whole thing for me.


Xploited_HnterGather

But white ones makes sense. It's obvious that that's what the ones are.


virusamongus

But it's not the quote.


xeroxzero

Ooof.


EmperorSexy

Yeah everyone know it’s “m’shoe”


traumablades

That line work is jacked tf up. Omg. I feel sorry for the person wearing that. Could have been awesome with an artist worth their salt.


SkidmarkSteveMD

Pretty sure the same tattoo artist filmed the shaky ass video


norseOnAHorse

I thought they might be going for the simpsons logo sort of font but I guess it's a bit shaky enough that it loses some visual appeal


virusamongus

The line for the banner is equally fucked up


UnmitigatedSarcasm

exactly. this tattoo is horrible.


Haegl_

That’s hat i was going to say, the lines are all messed up


AlexHimself

Those lines are drawn in the style of the Simpsons cartoon drawings, not trying to be perfect scroll lines.


traumablades

I get that was the attempt. However, the consistency of the linework is shit. It wavers between blown out and scratched in. The effect of the simpons font is not one of an inconsistent tool, but an inconsistent hand. This is someone with inconsistent control of their tool trying to mimic something that's beyond their skill.


icebychris

How is this next level?


_Permanent_Marker_

Because everytime you think "ahhhh this is the level it was destined for" out of nowhere it reaches a next level


Unadvantaged

I honestly upvote the ones that are literally next level as much as I do the figurative ones, just because I appreciate the humor of it. I wish r/showerthoughts was like this, but they delete any literal thoughts about stuff in the shower, like, “Unpopular opinion: I don’t like two-headed shower faucets.”


SkidmarkSteveMD

Next level away from hell I guess


UnmitigatedSarcasm

its not. this is scratcher living in moms basement level tattoo work.


Everton9732

Fucking trash tattoo no matter the design. That line work is horrible


SkidmarkSteveMD

Yep same tattooist filmed the shitty ass shaky video


Aluminum_condom

Honestly I like the crudeness in the lettering. But the ribbon is trash


papa_mike2

How do you not zoom out and show the whole tattoo at the end of this video?


sjyauk

UGH yes, this!! I want to see the whole thing!


pepbehhh

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTTQY2npsbk/?utm_medium=copy_link


Caerum

Ooof... that is unfortunate.


einsteinsassistant

I know the tattoo is long, but holy shit I didn't realize it went all the way down his leg.


sadbelgianwaffle

cirnge


forthewatch-

At 3 separate points, I thought this was going to end, it kept going.


Westcobbguy

Just like grandpa


Lightheart86

This is great. Idgaf.


wannabebutta

Agreed. I love the concept enough that even if the execution sucks it still makes me happy. It's not on my body so no judgements here!


terminallyunhip666

The shitty execution is part of what makes it great!


razorbacks3129

r/GTBAE


Light_Beard

Dan making up some BS in the recording booth 25 years ago ->->->-> Tattoo


Pudge15225

Bro is that your dick?!


SkidmarkSteveMD

Nah they wouldn't even be able to fit grandpa Simpsons hairline then


11181514

r/ATBGE


xeroxzero

r/GTBAE


BitterSomethings

r/ATAE


jo100blackops

r/GJJVTFV


[deleted]

There's nothing great about this execution.


Surfjohn

My friend and I were talking about this clip the other day and literally rolling in the floor laughing. One of the most iconic moments of the entire series. Now I wouldn’t get it tattooed on my body, but I respect the hell out of your sense of humor my friend.


joesuperchurro

Oof. Good idea but terrible work. Don’t go for cheap artists or deals, kids.


[deleted]

I can’t put into words how shit that looks…


NatedogDM

I'm sorry OP, but the line work on that tattoo is horrendous. Little to no consistency at all in the text. Hard to read and just comes off as shaky and amateurish.


icebychris

Dumb AF


willieyobslayer

Idea: A+ Execution: F- Wow, that is a horseshit tattoo. Way to ruin a hilarious idea.


sc00bs000

who the fuck did that tattoo? can't even manage to get one line straight


Omnipocket

This is r/NextFuckingLevel and not r/HorribleTattoos


nowhereman136

I need to see what the whole thing looks like


KraesTutorials

What happens when you get a cheap tattoo artist. Damn, this is bad


rikkuaoi

How long is this dude's leg??


UnmitigatedSarcasm

tree fiddy


sillyandstrange

I paid 150 bucks for about 3 sentences on my shoulder. I can't imagine what this dude paid for that. Nor would I want something like that on my body.


KeeN_CoMMaNDeR71

The same or less based on the line work.


benjamin-isaac

ouch. the error at the end where grandpa says "onions" but the tattoo says "ones." 💀 if that was my tattoo i would not be able to live with myself


CyannaM

I’ve never gotten a tattoo and have no idea how much they are. Does anyone whose gotten a tattoo have a general guess on how much this would be??


GrizabellaGlamourCat

Some charge by the piece, most charge by the hour. At an average around $100 usd an hour, I'd guess they spent $300.


ChampChains

On the other hand, they could’ve gotten “the hookup” from their homie who got a machine on eBay and never learned how to use it. I’d bet all they paid was some hepatitis.


0ctopuppy

How is this next level this tattoo looks like shit


Janitarium

Seriously, this tattoo looks like ass


Writer_Life

i mean. if you’re gonna do this. like if you really really really *have* to do this, at least find an artist who can do lettering


Dry-Honeydew2371

Brutal line work...


wrath5728

Legend


Kcidobor

Leg-end


leakyblueshed

I love you, man


BenoniGwynplaine

Is the guy 9 feel tall? That went on forever


JungleBoyJeremy

NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME, LENNY?


Jacques-Rene

Oh yeah, you’re the tallest man in the world and made of solid gold.


Weak_Relative_7767

r/shittattooes


Toxic_Jerry

How fucking long is that leg damnn


SkidmarkSteveMD

Did the same person with the shaky hands filming this shit video give you that tattoo?


sarcastic_traveler

u/savevideobot


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Timigos

I have that same tattoo on my penis, but with slightly larger font.


AyeeCaaaamO

Yooo… I’m sorry bro but this ain’t it my boy


Hussle_motivate

Is this the bus stop for the civic center?


FilthyRich1

Even Star Wars doesn’t have enough lasers to remove that trash.


OrganizationRude5746

Ones was put in a place where he said onions. Ooooops


bvglv

Idiot


Radiobandit

Lotta judgemental cunts in this thread.


Hikhikamori

not next level lol


Classic_Contract7635

People are so fucking stupid oh my god


galmenz

oh god, no, why, WHY


[deleted]

Like why


hugeismyname

Sloppy


deathlesswarmth

It's odd that they're so proud of it considering just how terrible it actually is.


n-crispy7

This tattoo is basically not very good


Saint_Link

What a waste of time. And it’s not even a good tattoo


Darigone

Now that's a tattoo. Mad respect.


Ok-Explanation8322

I think you should have posted on r/instantregret


Sirduke99

Lol, there is such of a thing as a dumb tattoo. TIL


canipetyourpet

Whyyyyyyyyy


mcgunnshow

Definition of commitment, love the tattoo glad it's not on me 😁


Elmaffioso187

WTF!?


BoppinTortoise

No one has time to read that tattoo. 😕🥱


ChampChains

Man, this tattoo was so poorly executed. Whoever did it should put down the machine and step away. Actually take step after step after step and never come close to a machine again. Fucking choppy, inconsistent ass line work, shitty saturation, terrible spacing, lack of proper shading, literally every step of this tattoo was poorly done. And poorly is far too kind a word.


tobyty123

Everyone shitting on the tattoo is a Master Ink watching cunt. I think the “shaky-ness” of the tattoo is an artistic choice to symbolize how he’s old. The tattoo of gramps at the top has fine line work. Good tattoo OP, all these haters are elitists cunts who couldn’t do better.


Yoder_TheSilentOne

anyone else move on before the video ended?


Magners17

Oh my god, this might be the best thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I love Simpsons and it’s a huge thing between my brother and I. This is such a beautiful thing, oh man I’m so happy right now hahahaha.


ConcreteJam2

That tattoo is quite depressing. Can't imagine someone actually put all that crap on themselves. Permanently.


LazyBriton

Omg such a big tattoo and they fucked one of the words up, that’s hilarious


jemappellepatty

man yall are so rude. the tattoo artist did this tattoo himself. meaning he did this basically upside down on his own leg. realfaketattoos on ig.


[deleted]

i can hear this as a song lol


ckpelletier

That is dedication.


SkidmarkSteveMD

Stupid dedication but dedication nonetheless


DonDadaCruise

My audio was off, but I read the whole thing in his voice.


yaoksuuure

Ok grandpa.


LochNssPntsMnstr

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen


SkidmarkSteveMD

Really? You must of regained your sight just recently or something


hollywoodhank

Now that’s commitment


Sad_Video_2734

Yooooo I thought that would never end


SkekSith

I’m glad this exists otherwise I’d be compelled to do it. Love the dedication.


Low_Worry2007

Fully committed


PoeticMic

Why not? Fair play


dr_nickriviera_md

I admire your dedication to a gag.


thewickedbarnacle

COMMITMENT


FairlyInconsistentRa

How is this next level? It’s average at best. Jesus your bar is set REALLY low.


No-Needleworker-6114

Dedication


Onion_Belt

I can say I fully approve of this.


Paradoxfaze

Did anyone know that we read it wrong?


yakilladakilla

I wish I could afford a tattoo with audio


Tapermichael1

Ahmmmmmmmm


WB___

Too long


user32532

r/ATAAE


grumpylazysweaty

Is this Mr. Fantastic’s leg? Seems to go on and on


GrizabellaGlamourCat

This should be on a T-shirt.


dick_cherry_69_420

And that mule went on to save Spring Break ...


AK47_username

Holy dedication batman


Sadsh

I have the same tattoo!! What I’ll put on the other half of my penis I haven’t a clue…


Clay_teapod

attempting to stick around the whole video and read the whole tattoo is ADHD hell


manhatim

A man of commitment


License2_ill

🤣🤣🤣 committed to the bit


Porcupenguin

HOW TALL IS THIS DUDE?!?


Smackithackett

Holy fuck. Cheers legund


nosnhoj15

r/nerdtattoos


camstercage

Tattoos you can hear.


Cniwa89

Jeezus dude your dick or long.


Fantastic_Ad9179

Wow. Just wow. Do they read this ink to themselves? How often? Silently? Out loud? Do they show it to others and expect them to read it? Do they expect a chuckle?


tribbans95

I thought I was on r/tattoo for a second and was excited to see the huge roast in the comment section


ChanclaMorada

r/ATBGE


Someoneoverthere42

Well, you do have to respect the commitment to the bit


Techdesciple

Tempted to put his on Awful Taste but great execution. r/ATBGE


NeatCharacter4

Damn he’a so tallllll… leg went on foreveeeer


colten0526

Don't listen to all the people that say it's shit, that's pretty funny.


Er0ck619

Now that’s a dog faced pony solider if I’ve ever seen one!