Epic Grampa Simpson tattoo and quote!
By - GrimeyJosh
Oh no. Imagine paying someone to permanently carve this into your skin.
Yeah but think about how much fun you’ll have coming up with an idea for the cover up?
Future episode of Tattoo Redo right here.
Ahh, yes. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
It’ll be covered with a mosaic featuring onions, big yellow ones
And imagine they fucked it up, like at 0:53 when he says the white onion (?) and there is written the white one
Maybe understood or read badly
literally ruined the entire thing.
no the shakey and inconsistent linework and poor saturation in colored areas ruined it.
It’s almost as if the artist wasn’t passionate about the design. S/
no, he's a bad fucking tattoo artist and shouldnt be allowed to fuck up peoples skin like this.
we have a name for this, they're called "Scratcher" for a reason
I would be willing to bet this guy got some friend of his to do this outside the boundaries of the law. if this was done in a legit tattoo shop, they need to stop this guy immediately.
I wonder if a good artist would even accept this lol
Most would, I mean they would ask you two or three times before you got it but most tattoo artist I know have weirder stuff than this on their own bodies. I know one that has a massive Vault boy from The Fallout series tattooed on his back.
Good catch. Damn, they did all that and didn’t even get all the words right.
They sorta fucked up the whole thing. It's either fairly old or not quality work.
I'm learning towards not quality work... It also looks as if the area was recently shaved for the piece. But who knows.
Are you fucking kidding me? I am so jealous I didn’t think of this first. This is the epitome of true art.
I'd love to have a T-shirt of this. Permanently inked into my leg? LOL, pass!
Not even well. Total hack job, half the lines look like an alcoholic with delirium tremens setting took this walk-in
I sorta think that was the intent tho. To each their own!
Not going to knock it just cause it's not my style.
I agree, this looks just how Grampa Simpson sounds
It’s great and shit at the same time.
But who the hell thinks that’s a good idea.
Its great, *because* its shit.
I thought the writing and camera were going to flow to OP’s ballsack. Dodged a bullet there, as I couldn’t stop reading along with Granpa Simpson.
The dedication to the joke is incredible.
He imagined it, he did it, and I'm sure now he's regretting it
Also the story should follow the ribbon around in circles not just start and stop what is in the line of sight.
And its even worse than that. The ribbon doesn't even wrap around in the right direction - if it was straightened out, all the lines would come out backwards.
Glad somebody else saw that, past the first line you’d need a mirror to read it. Awful design
That’s what I was thinking. While it’s funny. Imagine trying to explain why you got this in 40 years when it’s faded and hard to read.
> Imagine trying to explain why you got this in 40 years when it’s faded and hard to read.
Isn't that pretty much every tattoo?
Not necessarily. My grandfather said he got his from being in the navy. Made sense.
and to be so poorly tattooed is the worst part.
The back ribbons don’t even line up properly with the front
Imagine if it's on your dingle.
I think you mean your “doodle”
Lol, sounds cool until you realize you didnt get past the eyballs.........fml
Dude wasted the time and money for this tattoo and still got one word wrong
I did t catch it
At 0:53 it says white ones and we can hear white onions
Ah, didn’t have audio on, I was looking for a misspelling
Oof, yeah that would pretty much ruin the whole thing for me.
But white ones makes sense. It's obvious that that's what the ones are.
But it's not the quote.
Yeah everyone know it’s “m’shoe”
That line work is jacked tf up. Omg. I feel sorry for the person wearing that. Could have been awesome with an artist worth their salt.
Pretty sure the same tattoo artist filmed the shaky ass video
I thought they might be going for the simpsons logo sort of font but I guess it's a bit shaky enough that it loses some visual appeal
The line for the banner is equally fucked up
exactly. this tattoo is horrible.
That’s hat i was going to say, the lines are all messed up
Those lines are drawn in the style of the Simpsons cartoon drawings, not trying to be perfect scroll lines.
I get that was the attempt. However, the consistency of the linework is shit. It wavers between blown out and scratched in. The effect of the simpons font is not one of an inconsistent tool, but an inconsistent hand. This is someone with inconsistent control of their tool trying to mimic something that's beyond their skill.
How is this next level?
Because everytime you think "ahhhh this is the level it was destined for" out of nowhere it reaches a next level
I honestly upvote the ones that are literally next level as much as I do the figurative ones, just because I appreciate the humor of it. I wish r/showerthoughts was like this, but they delete any literal thoughts about stuff in the shower, like, “Unpopular opinion: I don’t like two-headed shower faucets.”
Next level away from hell I guess
its not. this is scratcher living in moms basement level tattoo work.
Fucking trash tattoo no matter the design.
That line work is horrible
Yep same tattooist filmed the shitty ass shaky video
Honestly I like the crudeness in the lettering. But the ribbon is trash
How do you not zoom out and show the whole tattoo at the end of this video?
UGH yes, this!! I want to see the whole thing!
Ooof... that is unfortunate.
I know the tattoo is long, but holy shit I didn't realize it went all the way down his leg.
At 3 separate points, I thought this was going to end, it kept going.
Just like grandpa
This is great. Idgaf.
Agreed. I love the concept enough that even if the execution sucks it still makes me happy. It's not on my body so no judgements here!
The shitty execution is part of what makes it great!
Dan making up some BS in the recording booth 25 years ago ->->->-> Tattoo
Bro is that your dick?!
Nah they wouldn't even be able to fit grandpa Simpsons hairline then
There's nothing great about this execution.
My friend and I were talking about this clip the other day and literally rolling in the floor laughing. One of the most iconic moments of the entire series. Now I wouldn’t get it tattooed on my body, but I respect the hell out of your sense of humor my friend.
Oof. Good idea but terrible work. Don’t go for cheap artists or deals, kids.
I can’t put into words how shit that looks…
I'm sorry OP, but the line work on that tattoo is horrendous. Little to no consistency at all in the text. Hard to read and just comes off as shaky and amateurish.
Wow, that is a horseshit tattoo. Way to ruin a hilarious idea.
who the fuck did that tattoo? can't even manage to get one line straight
This is r/NextFuckingLevel and not r/HorribleTattoos
I need to see what the whole thing looks like
What happens when you get a cheap tattoo artist. Damn, this is bad
How long is this dude's leg??
I paid 150 bucks for about 3 sentences on my shoulder. I can't imagine what this dude paid for that. Nor would I want something like that on my body.
The same or less based on the line work.
ouch. the error at the end where grandpa says "onions" but the tattoo says "ones." 💀
if that was my tattoo i would not be able to live with myself
I’ve never gotten a tattoo and have no idea how much they are. Does anyone whose gotten a tattoo have a general guess on how much this would be??
Some charge by the piece, most charge by the hour. At an average around $100 usd an hour, I'd guess they spent $300.
On the other hand, they could’ve gotten “the hookup” from their homie who got a machine on eBay and never learned how to use it. I’d bet all they paid was some hepatitis.
How is this next level this tattoo looks like shit
Seriously, this tattoo looks like ass
i mean. if you’re gonna do this. like if you really really really *have* to do this, at least find an artist who can do lettering
Brutal line work...
I love you, man
Is the guy 9 feel tall? That went on forever
NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME, LENNY?
Oh yeah, you’re the tallest man in the world and made of solid gold.
How fucking long is that leg damnn
Did the same person with the shaky hands filming this shit video give you that tattoo?
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I have that same tattoo on my penis, but with slightly larger font.
Yooo… I’m sorry bro but this ain’t it my boy
Is this the bus stop for the civic center?
Even Star Wars doesn’t have enough lasers to remove that trash.
Ones was put in a place where he said onions. Ooooops
Lotta judgemental cunts in this thread.
not next level lol
People are so fucking stupid oh my god
oh god, no, why, WHY
It's odd that they're so proud of it considering just how terrible it actually is.
This tattoo is basically not very good
What a waste of time. And it’s not even a good tattoo
Now that's a tattoo. Mad respect.
I think you should have posted on r/instantregret
Lol, there is such of a thing as a dumb tattoo. TIL
Definition of commitment, love the tattoo glad it's not on me 😁
No one has time to read that tattoo. 😕🥱
Man, this tattoo was so poorly executed. Whoever did it should put down the machine and step away. Actually take step after step after step and never come close to a machine again. Fucking choppy, inconsistent ass line work, shitty saturation, terrible spacing, lack of proper shading, literally every step of this tattoo was poorly done. And poorly is far too kind a word.
Everyone shitting on the tattoo is a Master Ink watching cunt. I think the “shaky-ness” of the tattoo is an artistic choice to symbolize how he’s old. The tattoo of gramps at the top has fine line work.
Good tattoo OP, all these haters are elitists cunts who couldn’t do better.
anyone else move on before the video ended?
Oh my god, this might be the best thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I love Simpsons and it’s a huge thing between my brother and I. This is such a beautiful thing, oh man I’m so happy right now hahahaha.
That tattoo is quite depressing. Can't imagine someone actually put all that crap on themselves. Permanently.
Omg such a big tattoo and they fucked one of the words up, that’s hilarious
man yall are so rude. the tattoo artist did this tattoo himself. meaning he did this basically upside down on his own leg. realfaketattoos on ig.
i can hear this as a song lol
That is dedication.
Stupid dedication but dedication nonetheless
My audio was off, but I read the whole thing in his voice.
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen
Really? You must of regained your sight just recently or something
Now that’s commitment
Yooooo I thought that would never end
I’m glad this exists otherwise I’d be compelled to do it. Love the dedication.
Why not? Fair play
I admire your dedication to a gag.
How is this next level? It’s average at best. Jesus your bar is set REALLY low.
I can say I fully approve of this.
Did anyone know that we read it wrong?
I wish I could afford a tattoo with audio
Is this Mr. Fantastic’s leg? Seems to go on and on
This should be on a T-shirt.
And that mule went on to save Spring Break ...
Holy dedication batman
I have the same tattoo!! What I’ll put on the other half of my penis I haven’t a clue…
attempting to stick around the whole video and read the whole tattoo is ADHD hell
A man of commitment
🤣🤣🤣 committed to the bit
HOW TALL IS THIS DUDE?!?
Holy fuck. Cheers legund
Tattoos you can hear.
Jeezus dude your dick or long.
Wow. Just wow. Do they read this ink to themselves? How often? Silently? Out loud? Do they show it to others and expect them to read it? Do they expect a chuckle?
I thought I was on r/tattoo for a second and was excited to see the huge roast in the comment section
Well, you do have to respect the commitment to the bit
Tempted to put his on Awful Taste but great execution. r/ATBGE
Damn he’a so tallllll… leg went on foreveeeer
Don't listen to all the people that say it's shit, that's pretty funny.
Now that’s a dog faced pony solider if I’ve ever seen one!