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Rexkinghon

once u realize the number means nothing it becomes powerless


Mythic_gryphon

Its noice to have a few thousand for making posts in subs that have a karma minimum but it aint anything more than that


farazormal

There's quite a few jokes I've made that I feel proud of the upvotes I get for, like I put a bit of effort and creativity into a joke and all of these people found it funny. It's nice. But most of my comments that pop off are just low hanging fruit/standard reddit shit that I happened to be the first one to comment and I don't give a shit about.


Zeph-Shoir

It definitely can be a way to boost your ego. I dont normally do it, but every now and then I look up the comments in my profile to see how they did in the past and whenever I see that one did numbers I cant help but feel "reassured" or a sense of "acceptance" if you know what I mean. Social Media sure takes advantage of this positive feedback to drive and boost engagement, not for nothing Twitter notificates u on default for every like your tweet gets, and iirc both new.reddit and I guess the official reddit app do that as well.


BowsElisa

Reddit does it every upvote milestone, so 5/10/25/50/100 etcetera


Zeph-Shoir

I imagine the official app does it? I use a third party app, so I don't get any sort of notifications on upvotes milestones, and I think that is just better for me.


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

I only care about the vote count in debates lmao. When I have more upvotes i’m like “See! Everyone agrees with ME - i’m right mf!” When I have less upvotes or just downvotes in general i’m like “Pathetic. These fools could not possibly grasp the reality of the subject at hand” ^Other ^times ^though ^I ^get ^completely ^called ^out ^and ^have ^to ^apologise ^for ^my ^mistake ^with ^my ^tail ^tucked ^between ^my ^legs ^lmao.


SonicBlur254

I just hit them with the "ok, and?" and hope they get pissed enough that they completely go off the rails which gives me the feeling of "I won." If they don't then I keep going until they do


DownvoteDaemon

Bro ion give af bout the almost two million I got, half my comments are downvoted. I have ones from negative four hundred to like 13k.


MagusUnion

Once you hit above 50k, you start to feel a touch invulnerable with your spicy commentary. It's not like you, as an individual, can really pull an EA and tank that amount in any reasonable amount of time.


LoxReclusa

Only because you get less exposure once the downvotes go low enough. Or get deleted by mods. Some comments I've seen would get massive downvotes if they were sitting at the top and fully visible.


Tannerite2

All you need is one sub where you make decent comments. Downvotes don't count past 40 now (or so I've been told), so you can rack up thousands in down votes and still be fine. I've been at like 30k karma for a couple years now


Estraxior

Downvote me boys


chanandlerbong420

Suck on my upvote fuckface


biggbacon

Fuck you. Get upvoted bitch.


Markamanic

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XenoMaker

Fuck you get downvoted bitch


biggbacon

You get upvoted too, cunt!


DamThatsTough

You get upvoted too, cunt!


biggbacon

You too, double cunt!


leoleosuper

The problem is there's a cap to how much karma you can lose per comment, IIRC it's estimated to be 10 to 100.


br1ti5hb45tard

comment is 10, pretty sure post is 100


MalHeartsNutmeg

Half the people you run in to on reddit have stupid takes anyway.


Occamslaser

Half is really generous.


andhelostthem

My favorite Reddit spice is when people think that upvotes somehow validate their stale opinion on something. Especially in echo chamber subs. Upvotes don't mean you're right, they just mean you've surrounded yourself with like-minded idiots.


LightGamez

Nirvana is realising that funny karma number means nothing


Shot-Tadpole9076

Nirvana is realizing that the need for high karma, for material gain or to gain access to post on more subs, is meaningless, for true enlightenment is realizing you have nothing worth saying, and true bliss is listening to what others say by lurking and occasionally upvoting or downvoting.


s00pafly

Nice try, but I'd rather dangle my balls in a snake pit, than listen to what people say on reddit.


Shot-Tadpole9076

I dangled my balls in your moms pit.


CatchSufficient

How small is your balls?


Shot-Tadpole9076

Like 1-1.5. Almost average


guilleviper

True illumination is achieved when you realize that in some subreddits, being downvoted means youre right.


[deleted]

Haha for real. People think something has happened if you get downvoted or upvoted but really it’s like Who’s Line and the points dont matter. I have a collection of comments in my notes on my phone i copy/paste pretty often and identical comments get a huge variety of responses.


ibadmonkey

Why the hell are people downvoting Shingeki no bitches. That shit was GOLD!


InphaseAlloy

The reddit hive mind commands us


q1zb

I guess the hive mind does continue to this thread


reddit1651

I cackled at it. Its cropped but I bet the subreddit it’s in plays a role.


sniphskii

Shingeki no bitches is one of the funniest things I've read on this site


SuperJF45

Where I live we call it Yougetsu no Bitches


Exisential_Crisis

YuYu a fucking virgin


ssoull_rreaperr

yuyu need a hoe


salimeero

YUGI(T NO)HO


deepdaK

No bitches no life (no game no life)


blazedboi_420

No game no bitches


_Master32_

True words


somelazyguy01

jojo's bizzare bitches one pump man should i make more?


slimeycoomer

Bitchless Reincarnation


Lolvein18

That Time I Was Reincarnated as a Virgin


kidkrew

The daily life of a bitchless virgin


Thepopewearsplaid

Am I the only one that doesn't understand?


MooseEatsBear

The Japanese name for the anime "Attack on Titan" is "Shingeki no Kyojin".


Thepopewearsplaid

Thanks!


MooseEatsBear

You are welcome!


randommangacharacter

okay... but to be fair that's halrious.


davwidzoe

hairloss


CarolFukinBaskin

this one got me


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Hliarouis


KeyButterscotch7860

Hilearous


biggbacon

Hialriuos


DigThatFunk

>halrious r/excgarated


heyzeus_

I can understand the downvotes for the first couple comments but Shingeki no Bitches is too good lol


Wyldfire2112

Because people lemming-train that shit.


sl8rfan2

That’s about the best way I’ve heard that put.


GamendeStino

Reddit Hivemind is also a great one. You see the first few downvotes, you agree with the Hivemind, add your own downvote, and influence the next guy


Thiagooxr

Calling out Reddit hivemind is ironically a Reddit hivemind move, too


ItsImNotAnonymous

A never ending cycle


Huntrinity

"Oh my god! It's wheels within wheels! I've been invited inside, with the bean counters and the water boarders!"


WilliamLargePotatoes

Some people missed your clever Jez reference.


ssbm_rando

Some people literally have no idea what Jez even is? (most people?)


Huntrinity

He is a character from a British sitcom called Peep Show I quoted.


unknown_pigeon

Yup, and I frankly hate this term It always sounds to me like "Hey, reddit is full of idiots who can't think for themselves, apart from me since I uncovered the truth" Like, chill, I'm just downvoting a comment I don't agree with, it's not like my mind is getting Pavlov'd EDIT guys I'm not the guy in the screenshot lol


jcdoe

The karma system on reddit is really strange like that. I made a joke about how orchestras never watch the conductor on a post a bit back. Old musician joke, it’s been told so much it isn’t even terribly funny. But it seemed anodyne enough. I got a downvote and an angry comment from some musician who proceeded to splain why musicians should be watching the conductor. Seemed kinda like a dumb comment to me—we all know we’re supposed to watch the conductor, or we wouldn’t joke about it—but it turned into a large number of downvotes. Literally the next day, I read the same joke on a different post. Same subreddit. It had hundreds of upvotes. — People definitely follow each others’ cues on what to upvote and downvote on here. It’s actually concerning because the karma system is integral to how reddit works. Higher voted comments and posts are sorted to the top of the feed, and comments that pass a certain threshold of downvotes (I think its -10) are automatically hidden. The result is a system that is easily gamed. This is why brigading is such a problem—bring enough people with you and you can basically take over a subreddit. Even without brigading, the karma system very quickly turns subs into echo chambers, which are dangerous in their own way. I’m not sure that there’s a good solution to the problem. It’s human nature to want to follow the pack. But its a problem nonetheless and its concerning that reddit has a “bury their heads in the sand” approach to the echo chambers and brigading they basically invented.


VerucaBlind

There are much better moderation systems, like the one that Slashdot uses, but Reddit's is just too damn simple. The amount of upvotes a comment gets is more related to how early on in the age of the thread they post rather than meaningful content.


Potential_Strain_948

Classic reddit moment


Charming_Amphibian91

Reddit, the free thinkers of the internet.


SMBW_

Is it really a Reddit comment if no one is offended by it


JoeyJoeySiwa

Fuck you


phosporus

Hey I'm walking here


DeadlyTremolo

Atsa matta for you?


Danny-Fr

Yeah I can't. If it's drawn anime-style it's fair enough to call it an anime girl. It's bloody Reddit not a doctorate thesis.


hiimred2

Also shout out to the dude thinking that someone who is calling you out as a degen for your anime pfp(and whatever comment they made to spark the post) is going to think you’re less of a degen because it’s actually a vtuber? That’s like responding to someone who calls you a nerd for playing too many video games by saying ‘actually the game I play most is magic the gathering, it’s not even a video game’ or something like that.


Firefly3564

It's the acktually meme


dreamnode

Honestly liking an anime character from a show you watched seems way less lame than developing a parasocial relationship with a streamer pretending to be an anime girl.


predator_handshake

I’m too normal to understand this joke 😞


OnlineShoppingWhore

Could you or someone please explain 'Shingeki no Bitches'? Google tells me 'Shingeki no Kyojin' is the anime.


TheRealSwagMaster

Shingeki no Kyojin is the anime and he made a pun about it by making it ‘Shingeki **no Bitches**’ to emphasise how the guy he insulted has no females


OnlineShoppingWhore

Lmao, that's funny! Thank you for actually explaining it, haha!


Golden-Owl

One could say the guy was *Maidenless*


TheRealSwagMaster

*no waifus* 🥺


MedbSimp

Oop, the B in bitches had me thinking it was for Shingeki no Bahamut, but Kyojin makes sense as the lot more popular and well known show.


BrenttheGent

It's no shock the anime profile pic commented on this.


Full-Eggplant

Relax fortnite kid it's not even anime, it's medb a video game character.


wotaihaole

an anime girl


TanukiRecords

Ok what anime is she from


_AwkwardExtrovert_

Date: Zero


InternetDude117

Lmao. Spy X No Father


Underscore_Space

Redditors downvoting someone for asking a question, classic.


Sweetexperience

No bitches meme


CallMeWatch

I burst out laught when i saw it


tuxedo_dantendo

the downvotes just show how powerful he truly was lol


Unnis_

They hated him, because he told them the truth...


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MorbiniumBalls

Even worse


Swineflew1

Vtubers make me realize I’m a boomer. That shit makes absolutely no sense to me. It feels like Jersey shore for nerds or something. I dunno.


Castle-Fist

I get it. I'd like to start streaming to, but I'm uncomfortable with the idea of my face just out there for the entire world to see. A Vtuber (or any other avatar) allows you to keep some privacy while still having something to interact with as a viewer


Bunstrous

People already do this by just having a drawn character represent them without showing off their face but v-tubers seem to have their own separate personality than the person running the character and that's where it gets weird for me.


MrGumieBear

The majority of content creators put in some kind of personality when they record tho


Bunstrous

The majority of every single living being puts on a personality when they talk to someone else under different contexts, most streamers, at least the ones I bother with, simply put forth a more positive and higher energy personality to entertain their watchers, but that personality is just an extension of their own and is mostly genuine. With v-tubers it's just some person who creates a fake being with its own lore and essentially larps as them for an hour or two.


mcpw

Sometimes being exaggerated is better, creating a clear division from real life. To me clowns in a stage are preferable to YouTubers making fake pranks and saying they are real (or worse, being IRL nuisances). Similarly, I always liked streamers that were more exaggerated than the ones who pretended to be real/relatable, which to me just came off as creepy. Vtubers take that even further and I am all for it.


MrGumieBear

That's a fair point, but I don't see how watching a vtuber roleplay as a cat or a bird or whatever is different from an actor playing a role in a movie


Gooders2003

I think for a lot of people it's the escapism. Hobbies normally provide a reprieve from the real world as it is. What better way to take a break from reality than to indulge in complete fantasy


Asquirrelinspace

In my experience it does start out like that, and then they start to move toward their normal personality. Or they stay in character ironically, like act like the character even though everyone knows it's fake


MsDestroyer900

Talk to a person who's playing a character. I mean as a collective not really 1 to 1. Also vtubers have learned that being cute isn't enough, you basically need to be comedians too cus if ur not funny, people tend to not watch you at all. Well, basically like being a normal streamer lol.


Gilsworth

I enjoy it. I'm not big on streamers, feels like every other person is consumed by their image and it makes it all just feel a bit weird. With an avatar there's a clear difference between content creator and human being but there's room to explore a different "character" so instead of watching Ludwig you can watch a person with lore stating they were a duck owning a ramen restaurant or whatever. The suspension of disbelief begins at the get-go. It feels more of an escape to watch people have fun knowing that they also have their own private lives and can escape from this fake-persona whenever. I enjoy the separation, and I like enjoying a character do stuff who is clearly a real person but also clearly an act.


GibbsLAD

Mate, calliope is class. Her song End of a Life is amazing.


not_Weeb_Trash

Most of her songs are really good


GibbsLAD

That one in particular is a cut above the rest. Its number 1 for all of hololive for me, next to unison and hachama's 2st song


MementoMori04

“In case you haven't noticed, you've walked right into my trap”


Berkmine

"NO! STOP! Stop downvoting him thats what he wants!"


TurtlesFucker_69

For 10 years atleast


jocax188723

Calli would 100% read this and laugh


AnotherGit

Calli would also call herself an anime girl...


saltypetrichor

It's no shock the anime profile pic commented this.


evansdeagles

Calli would 100% read this and laugh


jocax188723

It’s no shock that anime profile pic commented this.


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forgetthatgetpaiiid

Why are they booing him he’s right


Beermeneer532

“Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem”


Arbor-

I was saying boo-urns


Horus_Syndrome

Because they are too “up their own ass” to take a joke.


Sh4avan

Probably posted it in a hentai addict sub


MiniMan_BigChungus

Even worse, r/deadbydaylight


Wonderwhore

That explains a lot. I used to love that game, but the community/weird balancing issues have kind of ruined it. I'm pretty sure 90% of that sub have a very active twitter profile, which tells you pretty much everything you need to know. While the dude is obviously, kind of an asshole, most other subs would have 100% given that last one a nod.


RollbacktheRimtoWin

I vaguely miss the game, but definitely don't miss the community. Literally the only group of people I've found to be equally, if not more toxic than LoL players.


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

*Fuck you and your jungle gap!* Wait sorry, that was a reflex


twisted_meta

Probably because they’ve performed a time-lapse bukkake tribute to the anime girl in question


ask_about_poop_book

They hated OP because he told them the truth


ImFromRwanda

Can someone explain the joke? Please


VonIsCute

its from the anime shingeki no kyojin but he changed the kyojin to bitches


LilBits1029384756

For people who don’t no what he’s talking about, shingeki no kyojin is just attack on titan.


ImFromRwanda

Thanks. I assumed Shingeki meant something that would be added to “no bitches” like “you’ve got”


Homemadepiza

It just means attack on bitches, which still makes no sense tbh


ChuuniExist

I think it means: ~~Shingeki~~ __No Bitches__ Correct me if I'm wrong tho


healzsham

Yeah, it mashed an animu title together with the "no bitches?" meme.


kinglysunshine

Reddit would be a completely different site if upvotes and downvotes were hidden. Guy’s comeback was hilarious


qwors

It would be better to see the upvote/downvote ratio. A guy with -5 on his comment might have still had 100 upvotes, but 105 downvotes. If we could see that, I think more people would give a more honest opinion rather than following the hivemind.


SovietOnion8543

I’ve heard a version of this with “Yougetsu no Bitches”


JebWozma

Yugetsu No Biches is the one I use


BeastLegend64

Shingeki no bitches lmfao


Why_Am_like_I_This

though I do find those kind of people who go on about how “anime bad cause cringe” slightly annoying, that last comment is really good.


creppper-reborn

anime bad because community cringe. Seriously, people will watch some anime and then make up their entire personality based on that anime. They also will feel obligated to put "I watch anime" on every social media. An anime girl pfp is fine as long as you don't role play as that imaginary 2d character like the fatherless child you are.


yengis_wan

It doesn't help that so many animes are also incredibly cringe. Like even the most popular ones that are "actually good anime trust me bro" end up having weird incest vibes or some shit just casually creep in there in episode 6.


[deleted]

The usual depiction of women pisses me off too. Every medium has a bit of fanservice here and there, but anime has some real persistence in the way women always seem to be written by someone who's never talked to one before


BannedAcctSpeedrun2

> seem to be written by someone who’s never talked to one before Yup sounds like Japan.


OG_Felwinter

Exactly. It’s like no matter how good an anime is, there’s always some scenes I wouldn’t want my friends to see me watching.


Kazandaki

The never ending cycle of wanting to watch the monogatari series for the genuinely good drama and interesting story but ultimately not wanting to touch it with a 10ft pole because of the rampant depictions of incest and pedophilia.


GloriousNipOnSteel

It's ok cuz she's akchually a 5000 year old vampire and shit. But the toothbrushing scene.... there's just no way to bullshit out of that one.


wawaplanets

That's just Japan. Weebs and the Japanese will look past pedophiles. Im pretty sure the entire manga/anime industry loves child porn. The author, Watsuki, for Kenshin or whatever came back after being arrested for terabytes of literal child porn and other authors celebrated his return lol. Authors like Oda of One Piece and Kishimoto of Naruto and a ton of others celebrated it like it was nothing lmao. Let me reiterate, TERABYTES of child porn. Came back like it was nothing and his very prominent peers congratulated him. He had so much child porn that police thought he was a distributor. How he came out of jail is just another Japanese thing lmao. EDIT: His punishment was a 2k fine LMAO, Japan is so fucking gross.


Darkness2015

Welp. I found a new insult to use on anime fans. Shingeki no Bitches.


potat0_reaper

You're on reddit. You can use it on everyone


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Shingeki no Bitches.


Any_Ad_Revenue

Sacrificed his karma for the greater good


BLYAT_SUKA

Don't use "doot" to refer to votes ever again, please.


ThreeRedStars

Baby doot, doo doo doo doodoo doodoo


FreezeGoDR

I hate you


Kartoffelkamm

I mean, [it is almost Halloween](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/vb2psp/its_spooky_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). And we all know that skeletons go doot.


ihahp

Thank Mr. Skeltal.


AssassinLJ

As a weeb and also a mori enjoyer,that guy knew humor and everyone that down voted him got they're feelings hurt.


m3m31ord

If Mori (the girl in the pfp) read this, she'd laugh.


AssassinLJ

Knowing her by her personality, she would also congrats the person that made that joke.


JebWozma

"Uhmm akshually Ouro Kronii isn't an anime girl she's an idol/vtuber" 🤓🤓🤓


Gooders2003

All of those titles pale in comparison to what we actually know She's Canadian


Trinica93

I love how the picture is clearly an anime girl but they're like "NOOOOOO, ANIME? I WOULD NEVER. This is a different kind of Japanese-inspired fake 10-year-old girl."


penapox

help this has me cacklingggg 😭


RockHumper25

once you realize karma is just to show popularity of opinion at best, it holds no power over you


Leonischase

What is this chads username


Melatonen

It's me. It was from the DBD subreddit.


papyrus1_

u/carryonwithyourlives


Homicder

Oh he deleted his account


big_cock_lach

It’s u/Melatonen also this thread happened 34 days ago so it’s probably a repost and OP has no clue who it actually is.


IFuckDucksOnTheReg

Jesus will resurrect on the 3rd day I’ve read about this


Triktastic

Dude, spoilers.


SimplebutAwesome

No he didn't, OP posted the wrong one probably because it's a repost The king is u/Melatonen


Anti_Karen_League

;-;


Leonischase

Well, I’ll be thinking about it


Homicder

Come king


ELEXTRlCY

u/itsarepostsohehasnoidea


DoverBoys

If you know how reddit links work, post ID is um7pyf and parent comment ID is i80iqm1. If you don't, I'm sure you can search a way to figure it out. Unfortunately, the mods in that sub deleted the final comment after it gained like 16 awards, but you can restore it using things I'm sure you can search for. Finally, if you're wondering how I found the comment chain in the first place, I searched for it. There are websites that let you search things.


tramuzz311

1) I listen to Calliope Mori occasionally because I enjoy bilingual rap for some reason 2) that's funny anyways if you ask me


kindacr1nge

If you like bilingual rap and mori you should try listening to demondice :)


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Hell yeah, demondice got the good shit!


tramuzz311

I do! I actually like her work more because the lyrics flow better, she really does a good job with that.


Majulath99

Both very funny & very cringey simultaneously.


Spacecowboy947

I'm saying downvote guy won that in the end


Janczareq1

That dude is a god in my eyes.


PhantomPatrick476

Why do I need bitches?


xX_actual_jesus_Xx

Thats what a good soldier does, fights until the very end.


Stranger_Memer

Fortnite players are all that anime pfpers really want to be like. 1. Be a child so they are allowed around children again as only kids play fortnite. 2. Have friends 3. Can contribute nothing to society (like they already do)


Acatastrophe1

I respect the guy with downvotes. He is based as fuck