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wheezingdogisreal

As an asian, we do speak cing cong, but only on wednesdays


TheHelpfulChangeling

What happens on Wednesdays?


wheezingdogisreal

We just like to piss-off english people


shaduto_

Chads


mrmilner101

Honestly not that hard we get pissed off by anything.


Ublonak

Least based easterners


Fun_Bison_1693

Indians are missing here


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


randompopatoe

Indians


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Alternative_Cook_102

JOJO


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bigginsbigly

I heard you name your kids by throwing knives and forks down the stairs and picking out what sounds best.


wheezingdogisreal

So THATS why my name is bong bonk


Layla3mil

I was drinking water and the Asian one made me choke for a solid 2 minutes


IwasNotAImposter

You deep throated water and you didn't even realise 🗿


Layla3mil

🗿


awheezle

That happened to me yesterday when my wife was watching that J Lo documentary and the cart man hand puppet thing came on.


JenniFrmTheBlock81

Taco Taco 🤣


awheezle

I nearly fucking choked to death lol


JenniFrmTheBlock81

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Despicableme321

The Africans made me drop my phone I was laughing so hard


JohnnyAlbert

I vaguely remember this being shown at a school assembly when I was 9. We were celebrating international friendship day.


Dr-Spill

Based school


ItsJustMeMaggie

So this was real?


AbjectBread6758

It was a parody, clip was from the 2005 TV show wonder showzen.


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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead. The catch? There actually isn't a trans woman with them. And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to... And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else. Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series. But honestly? I think it would make some great television! ~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Secretremendouspy

You see the mtv2 in the corner?


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Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Whoa whoa what? I thought this was some stupid satire video someone made, but you’re telling me a school saw this racist garbage and was like “perfect!”


Gabrieldayz

What! This is real, "Nacho, tacos" was actually written in seriousness?


Hatter_Hoovy

that kid is pale as fuck... take him to the doctor


throwawaythatsfake

pake


Hatter_Hoovy

thx fixed it


major_cupcakeV2

its normal for a r\*nga


CUM_PROJECTILE

💀


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Alternative-Pin3421

Is this racist or against racism. I never knew…


This_place_is_wierd

Schrödinger's racism


CharmingBoar

Yes.


StatusOmega

Racism is in the eye of the offended.


ScareCrow_04_q

14 years old white girls: I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that


BoooringUser

This video is actually just a parody of other videos like this, it has purely comedic intent


Bobbert_016

As a Mexican, I can confirm that that is how we usually act and dress.


TheVacuumisAwesome28

Nice Dorito cosplay


Nyusonn

nacho tacos, nacho nacho?


FRESCODUDE

You forgot chimichanga


louiebro13

ah a fellow nacho taco chimichanga


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the most accurate shitpost😲


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Graytank69

Bro they should’ve added India scamming someone


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Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Userforereddit

I'm might go to hell if I laugh at this


sussy_penut

indeed i can confirm (they forgot to take my phone)


Beritrea

It was Jamal


painful-existance

Taco


Samurai119

Nacho taco chimichanga 🎵🎶🎶


FRESCODUDE

As a fellow Mexican, I totally understand what you are saying. I also love nachos tacos and chimichangas


BoooringUser

Oh, I wonder if this meme becomes popular again


weareallgonnadye

Wonder Showzen is always great


hotredrabbit

Where is mafia


Hot-icecream69

Most racist advertising I have ever seen


HoneCraft

🤓


Kerms_

“🤓”-🤓


HoneCraft

““🤓”-🤓” - 🤓


Kerms_

“””🤓”-🤓”-🤓”-🤓


HoneCraft

““””🤓”-🤓”-🤓”-🤓” - 🤓


Kerms_

“““””🤓”-🤓”-🤓”-🤓” - 🤓”-🤓


HoneCraft

““““””🤓”-🤓”-🤓”-🤓” - 🤓”-🤓” - 🤓


Kerms_

“““““””🤓”-🤓”-🤓”-🤓” - 🤓”-🤓” - 🤓”-🤓


HoneCraft

🗿


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I think it's from South Park


cdi236

It's from wonder showzon


[deleted]

If you say so, idk why i remember it as a commercial in south park


Grievery

Did the south-america fellas just say ”Nacho tacos”?


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Fernando_Loza99

Fucking American bastards, the chimichanga is not from Mexico, everything else cool 👍🏿


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


_Dark_Voron_

See u in hell.


CheckQuick

Aa an Asian I need to say ching Chang ching chang chang


Knooblegooble

I think this is supposed to be ironic


Raven_stxy

NGL the song is kind a catchy tho


Nyusonn

Beautiful. Probably my most fav video on youtube.


Environmental_Bell40

I beleve they ment well with it but since it dosnt show any steriotype with white ppl it seems racist but i dont know for sure


UkrainianCatgirl

the stereotype with the white guy is that he's completely pale and is the one objectifying everyone else. pretty obvious


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blind_bambi

Boy is this unfunny.


XentricX

You're not gonna get cancelled for saying it's funny bro if you're that worried tho just don't comment at all


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blind_bambi

I didn't think that, actually.


TheRealBobbyBass

Ok cool but, uh, who asked?


blind_bambi

Sorry you can't handle my unfiltered opinion


TheRealBobbyBass

Holy shit dude i though you were a troll but looking at you're post history your just a nutcase. damn


blind_bambi

What makes you say that?


ProcrastinationSite

I laughed, but okay


blind_bambi

Once you grow up, you've seen the lowest effort racist comedy too much for it to be funny at all. Maybe I would have laughed In middle school, but I seriously doubt it


StonedAf59

Wow bro u are so cool and manly u dont even laugh at this shit


blind_bambi

Take that back right now


StonedAf59

No🤡


blind_bambi

Fine, I will accept that I'm cool. But manly? Not really


spacekat43210

"Once you grow up, you've seen the lowest effort racist comedy too much for it to be funny at all. Maybe I would have laughed In middle school, but I seriously doubt it" \-🤓


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blind_bambi

Flattery will get you no where


Road-Bitter

- 🤓


blind_bambi

🦃


Road-Bitter

“🦃” - 🤓


blind_bambi

I don't even look like that.


Road-Bitter

- 🤓


selddir_

I laugh🗿


Userforereddit

Yea we know what just watch we're going to hell laughing at this


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Dr-Spill

🤓


SnooGadgets7768

🤓


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ZeraCrimson

I’ve seen a clip of this but when the Chinese guys star singing it cuts and it’s the funniest shit


Tbh_ICouldntCare

the thing that annoyed me was the geography


TheBigBeamer

Seriously though, what the actual fuck is this


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oddtrend

bawhahahahaha


defiantcross

i just recently learned that wonder showzen was pn Apple. i guess somebody there has taste!


unlococonspiranoico

Im a nacho tacos, chimichangas


zyxwvutsrqabcdefghi

The Africans sound like Patrick Star


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glass_broken

Wtf 💀


JenniFrmTheBlock81

💀🤣💀😂💀🤣💀😂😆🤣💀


ArandomDAVEE

There was an atempt . . . To not be racist


JLConawayII

🤪