Prolly not ...
just changed that /s
Maybe ? 😳😳
I hate this sub-reddit
don't we all?
I dont think it works on r/teenagers
Is a /s really necessary? I mean, it's very obviously a joke.
Some people will shit themselves over it, but yeah, r/fuckthes
some people will get disgusted over that
This is r/teenagers dw
Im too ugly
*inhales* HI TOO UGLY, I'M DAD
Next one going out to you bro
Man of culture i see.
I gotcha homie
Um... thanks? 😳😳😳
U nvr kno
Tru.. but very unlikely
yeh its vewy unlikely
why would you say that
Sleep well tonight
I can't sleep, please help, God no.....
~~have a nice day~~ enjoy your next 24 hours
Because OP jerks off to redditors 24/7
or they look up pornstars who look like u and jerk off to that 😀👍
Im more on the creative side.
Imagination is the key
That's what ive done in the past, then i found various porn sites :/
Porque no los dos?
Ok I've legit done that for a guy I like
ur thinking of me?😏
I know that i am
Yep people have told me that in my dms
Must have been awkward
I'd love to say that I'm surprised but this is reddit
People tell u things in dms????
Saying you are a girl is a bad idea in reddit
Nobody knows anything if you say that!
People dm u?
He's a she
....and that's kinda hot imo
As long as u donno who dat is
yeah idk, could be some random person i sent nudes to like 1-2 years ago
I dont understand nudes....motion picture is better
i've sent nude vids too
Oh good for them ig
IT WAS I! The receiver of the nudes!
U THOUGHT IT WAS I, THE RECEIVER OF NUDES
**BUT IT WAS I, ***DIO!*****
**ZA WAAARUDO** WHOOOMP time stops aggressively
U THOUGHT IT WAS I, DIO, BUT IT WAS **THE SPANISH INQUISITION**
Is that one of those motherfricking jojo references?
Yo you sent nudes at 14-15? That’s kinda dangerous no?
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo
And by passion I mean puberty
yeah it is but i didn't know any better
Fair enough, it’s been a few years and nothing happened so you’re probably safe :)
oh hey i think ive seen you on discord
i hope so
^^^edit:who ^^^thought ^^^i ^^^was ^^^suicidal ^^^and ^^^told ^^^reddit ^^^that ^^^i ^^^need ^^^help
someone do it for me too please if you are into half dead people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ummm yes semi necrophilia (θ‿θ)
Ur flair says ur 18 so it's legal right? here I come
Here I cum*
No matter what we breed we still are made of seed.
How tf to get a flair like that
Be 18 like that
In mobile, you go to the sub and press the menu at the top, then you press change flair.
In pc, you go to the sub and press the edit button next to the flair area on the right (or left, depending on your language)
Hold on I’ll change that in just a sec
“Damn that a sexy ass profile pic and username you got there _cums_”
Gotta rub one out for the homies👌
Istg if one of you says you're gonna do one in my honour I will scream and then prolly die
No no no no I'm a guy please no for your own sake
No homo tho bros for bros
Divided we fall. United we stand strong
I’m bisexual, being a guy won’t stop me
I am happy, disgusted and confused all at the same time
Never shown my face online
I mean u do go to school
No one likes me
That u kno of*
Crushes exist tho!
No way in hell anyone gets off to me
People love bread
Yeah I love bread too but I don’t jerk off to it
Have you met a French person? They would 100% make sweet love to a baguette.
I jerk off on it
Not rn but yeah it has happened
U sound confident
Good or bad confident?
Sadly happy confident
I'll take that as good
That's heartwarming and concerning at the same time
You have a lot of optimism then...
That’s a no
I hate those necrophiliacs
done i yelled your name halfway in
So proud. Good boy. 🦖
I personally dislike femdoms. I just call people good boy/girl out of personal amusement since their reactions towards it is funny.
not unless you're a girl
You don’t think we do the same?
top 10 chads
Idk ima guy
No, people do that to guys too, people do it to anyone.
Why I'm a boy
Girls can masturbate too
Yeah but why In the hell a girl would masturbation to me
"Yeah but why In the hell a girl would masturbation to me" - Hollow7608
Because she finds you attractive, why else?
your hope has been made reality. ;)
It would be cool to know who has
Nope, can some kind Redditor do it for me?
My day was going well, you know.
Sometimes facts jus bits u in the butt doesn't it
I need to go pray now
I wouldn’t care if someone was.
Your wish is my command.
I would be honored tbh
I’m the only one who does it to me bro
I really hope so
Well I mean i just sent my girlfriend a picture of a chicken nugget with a llama on it so yea
That's kinda hot, ngl
And other funny jokes you can tell yourself
not right now but yes
No one is 😂
I prolly just popped into their head on accident
my toxic ex admitted that he does. :,)
Why would you tell me this 😨
Lmao as if
Someone is propably thinking that you are doing your homework instead of posting weird shit on the internet
I highly highly doubt that lol but thanks for trying I guess
Of course I know him, he’s me
M-me..? *Tehee* im thinking about pedophiles who are thinking bout me too
I made this post to cheer up those who felt lonely and unwanted...........shit became scary real fast
No one thinks about me when thry jerk off except my 18 year old chinese friend
I will :)
Maybe my ex
Hmmm, yeah no
I definitely know who it is too
Yes Maybe in my dreams 🐻
Nah, I dont think so
I can bet 10$ that has never happened but if I lose this bet, i'm gonna be happiest man on earth
I severely doubt
In my case I don't think there will be anyone
yea no idts
I fucking wish.
Trust me ain't nobody thinking about me
Nah fam I never put myself on the internet, My hair at max and my eyes were still blurred out.
Jokes on you, no one is...
U can't be so incredibly wrong
Yes this is true 100% even if you think your ugly your probably not to someone out there they just haven't said anything bc they think your out of their league or they just bumped into you at the super market and never saw you again well not in reality
You sit on a throne of lies
Why did someone post this. It's not even awkward just inappropriate. Makes me feel old saying that but it's true
Bro what the hell half of the people in this sub are minors (a good portion of the other half are probably pedos)
Well, of course I know him. He’s me.
Probably not even in a million years