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Imjustbxred

Prolly not ...


qz3_

just changed that /s


Imjustbxred

😳😳😳


qz3_

/srs..? 😳


Imjustbxred

Maybe ? 😳😳


qz3_

🍆


Imjustbxred

💦


qz3_

i camed


Imjustbxred

Nice


MrKIbab

I hate this sub-reddit


Walking_udder

don't we all?


chaos3HO

i grammerd


Hi-I-exist-665

u/profanitycounter


KallePlayz_

I dont think it works on r/teenagers


KallePlayz_

u/profanitycounter


Hi-I-exist-665

u/profanitycounter


RenjiLWH

Is a /s really necessary? I mean, it's very obviously a joke.


_duhhitzobvious_

u/scountbot


CPG-Combat

Some people will shit themselves over it, but yeah, r/fuckthes


qz3_

some people will get disgusted over that


cosmicZED

This is r/teenagers dw


TEST_Entity_1

Im too ugly


Real_Catch

*inhales* HI TOO UGLY, I'M DAD


preztelbreak

r/dad_irl


BallisticMonke

Next one going out to you bro


Warm-Advantage-6866

Man of culture i see.


Ducky_Gamer_13

I gotcha homie


Imjustbxred

Um... thanks? 😳😳😳


krishisnotmyrealname

U nvr kno


Imjustbxred

Tru.. but very unlikely


willthepogfish

yeh its vewy unlikely


PussyD3str0yR

Fax


ImnotshortIswear

why would you say that


krishisnotmyrealname

Sleep well tonight


MrDepressedGuyv2

I can't sleep, please help, God no.....


TheBorgCollective01

~~have a nice day~~ enjoy your next 24 hours


GhostR29

Because OP jerks off to redditors 24/7


strawberrysorbett

or they look up pornstars who look like u and jerk off to that 😀👍


krishisnotmyrealname

Im more on the creative side. Imagination is the key


Suso_lol

That's what ive done in the past, then i found various porn sites :/


The_Ora_Charmander

Porque no los dos?


Gnaws21

Ok I've legit done that for a guy I like


DrrSwagg

u/daddyzarr


daddyzarr

ur thinking of me?😏


qz3_

I know that i am


BubblyUnicorn02

Yep people have told me that in my dms


krishisnotmyrealname

Must have been awkward


V0st0

I'd love to say that I'm surprised but this is reddit


sageofdebates

People tell u things in dms????


The_Ora_Charmander

Saying you are a girl is a bad idea in reddit


preztelbreak

Nobody knows anything if you say that!


jeraldtherapist

creeps


AbyssalRuler

yikes


lonelyindividual69

People dm u?


Black_DemonSk

He's a she


gl2tch

....and that's kinda hot imo


krishisnotmyrealname

As long as u donno who dat is


gl2tch

yeah idk, could be some random person i sent nudes to like 1-2 years ago


krishisnotmyrealname

I dont understand nudes....motion picture is better


gl2tch

i've sent nude vids too


krishisnotmyrealname

Oh good for them ig


gl2tch

i guess


DrrSwagg

IT WAS I! The receiver of the nudes!


Insert-Somethinghere

U THOUGHT IT WAS I, THE RECEIVER OF NUDES **BUT IT WAS I, ***DIO!*****


0rtek

**ZA WAAARUDO** WHOOOMP time stops aggressively


hamsterradpilot

U THOUGHT IT WAS I, DIO, BUT IT WAS **THE SPANISH INQUISITION**


PhilosopherLost1017

Is that one of those motherfricking jojo references?


SuspiciousLambSauce

Yo you sent nudes at 14-15? That’s kinda dangerous no?


Noname_1111

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo And by passion I mean puberty


gl2tch

yeah it is but i didn't know any better


SuspiciousLambSauce

Fair enough, it’s been a few years and nothing happened so you’re probably safe :)


snowswift1108

oh hey i think ive seen you on discord


qz3_

ikr


-bongwater-

i hope so


mamadof210

Done ‌ ^^^‌edit:who ^^^thought ^^^i ^^^was ^^^suicidal ^^^and ^^^told ^^^reddit ^^^that ^^^i ^^^need ^^^help


Round-Zombie8309

someone do it for me too please if you are into half dead people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


degenerate_senpai_

Ummm yes semi necrophilia (θ‿θ)


TestSubject_0001

Ur flair says ur 18 so it's legal right? here I come


ACCIRTfromPOKEMON

Here I cum*


TheRealLaserdonkey64

No matter what we breed we still are made of seed.


SomeRandomguy_28

How tf to get a flair like that


sonickien

Be 18 like that


The_Ora_Charmander

In mobile, you go to the sub and press the menu at the top, then you press change flair. In pc, you go to the sub and press the edit button next to the flair area on the right (or left, depending on your language)


InsomniusEyes

Definitely not


SuspiciousLambSauce

Hold on I’ll change that in just a sec


InsomniusEyes

Thanks


No_Possession_7077

“Damn that a sexy ass profile pic and username you got there _cums_”


No_Influence8281

Instant orgasm


JustSomeRand0mGuy69

Gotta rub one out for the homies👌


Penguinrunnung

Prolly not. Istg if one of you says you're gonna do one in my honour I will scream and then prolly die


krishisnotmyrealname

Unzips*


Penguinrunnung

No no no no I'm a guy please no for your own sake


krishisnotmyrealname

No homo tho bros for bros


Penguinrunnung

Divided we fall. United we stand strong


sameul_anis

And hard


Codex124

And long


Class_444_SWR

I’m bisexual, being a guy won’t stop me


kskksnxkkclflf

I am happy, disgusted and confused all at the same time


Dudecrushgaming

Never shown my face online


krishisnotmyrealname

I mean u do go to school


Dudecrushgaming

No one likes me


krishisnotmyrealname

That u kno of*


preztelbreak

Crushes exist tho!


Akash3642

Not mine


Not_A_DoctorBreadboi

No way in hell anyone gets off to me


krishisnotmyrealname

People love bread


Not_A_DoctorBreadboi

Yeah I love bread too but I don’t jerk off to it


Small-Cactus

Have you met a French person? They would 100% make sweet love to a baguette.


legendgamer38

I jerk off on it


SadlyHappyRedditor

Not rn but yeah it has happened


krishisnotmyrealname

U sound confident


SadlyHappyRedditor

Good or bad confident?


krishisnotmyrealname

Sadly happy confident


SadlyHappyRedditor

I'll take that as good


Antonov-An12

That's heartwarming and concerning at the same time


Le_Schnerpftz

You have a lot of optimism then...


krishisnotmyrealname

Elaborate


MemePanzer69

Nope. That’s a no


mentally_unstaple

I hate those necrophiliacs


Detective_Kimchi

I wish


MartinprogrammerBoi

done i yelled your name halfway in


Detective_Kimchi

So proud. Good boy. 🦖


qz3_

femdom fetish


Detective_Kimchi

I personally dislike femdoms. I just call people good boy/girl out of personal amusement since their reactions towards it is funny.


krishisnotmyrealname

Wish granted


Detective_Kimchi

Have fun


krishisnotmyrealname

sur


Tesla_phone

not unless you're a girl


sara939k

You don’t think we do the same?


Hapstipo

top 10 chads


krishisnotmyrealname

Idk ima guy


Benjamin_CS

No, people do that to guys too, people do it to anyone.


Hollow7608

Why I'm a boy


The_Ora_Charmander

Girls can masturbate too


Hollow7608

Yeah but why In the hell a girl would masturbation to me


TheRealLaserdonkey64

"Yeah but why In the hell a girl would masturbation to me" - Hollow7608


The_Ora_Charmander

Because she finds you attractive, why else?


janathewhore

hopefully


DrrSwagg

your hope has been made reality. ;)


concoshul

Bruh...


Immediate_Sky5679

It would be cool to know who has


krishisnotmyrealname

Agreed


ILUV_SNOW

Nope, can some kind Redditor do it for me?


6KerplunkRussians9

My day was going well, you know.


krishisnotmyrealname

Sometimes facts jus bits u in the butt doesn't it


6KerplunkRussians9

I need to go pray now


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[удалено]


Significant_Radish70

I wouldn’t care if someone was.


MartinprogrammerBoi

i wish


DrrSwagg

Your wish is my command.


Uxoma

I would be honored tbh


TheCubicEarthSociety

I’m the only one who does it to me bro


krishisnotmyrealname

Selfuk ?


GtGallardo

I really hope so


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

Well I mean i just sent my girlfriend a picture of a chicken nugget with a llama on it so yea


The_Ora_Charmander

That's kinda hot, ngl


swordviper121

And other funny jokes you can tell yourself


Asnekk

not right now but yes


Particular-Wallaby-6

No one is 😂


krishisnotmyrealname

Im


mikenitenife999

I prolly just popped into their head on accident


buttercups07

my toxic ex admitted that he does. :,)


Yall_weird_

Why would you tell me this 😨


Juggerknight1

Lmao as if


TomaruHen

Someone is propably thinking that you are doing your homework instead of posting weird shit on the internet


Broad-Literature-438

I highly highly doubt that lol but thanks for trying I guess


4issus

Of course I know him, he’s me


Positive-Opposite413

M-me..? *Tehee* im thinking about pedophiles who are thinking bout me too


krishisnotmyrealname

I made this post to cheer up those who felt lonely and unwanted...........shit became scary real fast


Positive-Opposite413

No one thinks about me when thry jerk off except my 18 year old chinese friend


qz3_

I will :)


ThrowAwayMurdoc1

Yup lol


altforembarrassment

yeah 👍


choochoo-picklepie

Prolly not


yashzz123

Maybe my ex


Violent-Ketamine

Lies


scottish_cow_13

Hmmm, yeah no


Mindless-Board111

I definitely know who it is too


mamadof210

Yes Maybe in my dreams 🐻


Vert1caly

Nah, I dont think so


AlTiSsS

I can bet 10$ that has never happened but if I lose this bet, i'm gonna be happiest man on earth


shoepizza141

Nope


nsg337

I severely doubt


Cryptic0verl0ad

Doubt


do_not_read_it

In my case I don't think there will be anyone


K4312PL4Z

yea no idts


RedAngryCloud

I fucking wish.


Mo-LeR

Trust me ain't nobody thinking about me


2Jojotoro

Nah fam I never put myself on the internet, My hair at max and my eyes were still blurred out.


Memezing

Jokes on you, no one is...


A-D_I

😳


Interesting-Law-5880

U can't be so incredibly wrong


voice_of_god7777

Yes this is true 100% even if you think your ugly your probably not to someone out there they just haven't said anything bc they think your out of their league or they just bumped into you at the super market and never saw you again well not in reality


Appropriate_Advert

You sit on a throne of lies


daggerdude42

Why did someone post this. It's not even awkward just inappropriate. Makes me feel old saying that but it's true


IcyBanana_1

Bro what the hell half of the people in this sub are minors (a good portion of the other half are probably pedos)


DefaultSkin__

Well, of course I know him. He’s me.


Cilantro_Rayz11

Probably not even in a million years