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"Hey God, can I get a raise?"


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“I’m in love with this man” (Tom Cardy)


MrMinerNiner

"No" Not very exciting lol


W880123

"Beware the sperm demons"


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"I'll definitely read up on that" I still haven't read up on that. I will not read up on that. Ever.


Big_Jury_1192

"that's good, amen."


KingJellyfishII

"seumas says wednesday is fine"


MrDepressedGuyv2

"it's okay" I was saying its okay to the person win I didn't reply to for 5 hours


Most-Student3729

To my bf, “I know I know that we wouldn’t able to text until Friday, but I got a job interview for McDonald’s tomorrow at 5:15pm, it’s nice to tell you things like this, you know? I won’t work on weekends since I would like to spend it with you and do my schoolwork Well, see ya on Friday, have a good week, love you”


GrouRed

"Because it takes less time?"