T O P

yeahhh… this is my life now :)

yeahhh… this is my life now :)

jamme05

Well my username is what I called myself when I was like 5 👀


[deleted]

welp


ArtisticDragonKing

Hey! I say that too :)


[deleted]

reallyyy


Pleasant_Skeleton4

midwesterner?


Avanriper

Not sure about her, but I say that and I'm southeast, I live in florida


Pleasant_Skeleton4

ah nice


ArtisticDragonKing

I live in Arizona :)


rose_bush_998

Eyyyy same


Avanriper

Same here, I say that all the time.


manaslaud

My username is my name. Finally a girl had sex w me


MrEthanWinters

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh......ummm, My username......yes,,,


coolboy29876

FBI OPEN UP


TheAntiRAFO

Pedo pedo pedo


Informal-Membership3

That means he's gonna to time travel and fuck 5 year old you.


Shady-Black

Bro my username is not even a thing it's a personality type 😅🙂


Unfunnygamerweeb

You had sex with an unfunny gamer weeb? Bad taste in partners ngl


[deleted]

i mean , not really


Unfunnygamerweeb

I see this as an absolute win


Waffles8992

You had sex with waffles?


[deleted]

oh ofc


thom_69_420

Who doesnt


ilooseincodmmatches

i dont


RubuzGA

Weirdo


ilooseincodmmatches

what,i dont have waffle i have pancakes,does that work


ED260147

That’s the Belgian way


AferotOrrington

Specifically 8992 waffles


ProjectLUND

8992 waffles


Waffles_4560

Wow


fvckmylifehah

lol u fucked my life (or ur life however u wanna see it)


[deleted]

yeahhh i did


Matinator070

When life fucks you harder than my uncle did 😔


fish-sticks-r-gross

you fucked some fish sticks?


SiggeTheCatsCheese

Some GROSS fish sticks.


mega_oof323

hot


thesvdboy

Bruh moment


preOwnedPizza01

I have no comment with this one


[deleted]

you commented


preOwnedPizza01

Very true but now you have a thing for pre owned pizzas


smz-s3d

You fucked a car?


[deleted]

indeed


coolthatsniceman

Have you not seen tlc?


ashtar123

Who hasn't?


[deleted]

Have fun


[deleted]

oh i will ty


catt_attacc

OP: jokes on you, I'm into that shit!


Sirkiz

So you had sex with me. Nice I guess, though you probably didn’t enjoy it 😔


[deleted]

don’t say that


Sirkiz

I mean you have a boyfriend, you better not have enjoyed it


[deleted]

he joined


Sirkiz

Damn I had a threesome and I didn’t even know it


[deleted]

yeah it was that great


Sirkiz

Well I’m happy I could make someone happy


[deleted]

yess


Sirkiz

Welp I hope you did enjoy it


[deleted]

obviously


Sirkiz

That’s good


[deleted]

yes


doggos4lyf

**picks up phone * hello police?


[deleted]

*ring ring *


TheProgrammer567

*911, whats your emergency?*


CheeseCake3012

There's a zoophile fricking my dog come quick!!!


TheProgrammer567

Sir, stay calm. What is he doing *exactly*?


CorruptedDoge

Hes going up and down, up and down


dadoisonreddit

side to side like a rollercoster


CheeseCake3012

He's.....he's taking of his pants and **vomits he's rubbing his ..... man weiner.....on my dogs....*vomits


CheeseCake3012

Please come fast and stop imagining it I know you are


ilooseincodmmatches

sorry sir where are you exactly so we can help you theres 20 zoos in this place


CheeseCake3012

I'm at zoophile national park


ilooseincodmmatches

sir that dosent help theres 2 zoophile in this place


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

tyty


Swordfish_fucker69

Uhm good luck bud


[deleted]

uhm thank yu


Huskylover161

Bro.


[deleted]

woah beastiality


Huskylover161

Yo?


[deleted]

yo


Dementor333

Well technically you would have fucked a person who loves Huskies and not an actual Husky. So you're in the clear...*for now.*


Caleb2909

My 4 year old brother


[deleted]

oop


TheRealJarTroll

r/suddenlysexoffender


ilooseincodmmatches

welp its time for him/her to get arrested


it-burns-us-precious

Gollum likes it precious


[deleted]

for real


a_Iizard

Hmmmmmmm…


[deleted]

hmmmm


Lizurd_Dad

hello son


Yaoi_MakesMe_Cum

Gae


[deleted]

i’m gay


DatBoi4209669

You had sex with dat boi??


[deleted]

dat boi indeed


lamb2cosmicslaughter

Weird flex, but alright.


[deleted]

well sorry


Gangsta-Goji-2005

My username is uhh... Umm... Yeah I wish Reddit had the ability to let users change their names


[deleted]

danggg


AmFuckingFucked

Well you fucked someone who was already fucking fucked


IAmDeBigGoofy

Yeah idk about that one


[deleted]

i do haha


ch3ze

You did it with cheese ew


[deleted]

i love cheese


BigBrain_22

Maybe a little too much


ch3ze

I would agree with that yes


BlueSmashBall

Did the secks with a blue ball


[deleted]

frrr


kiddy_BOI

Hey so, I know you are exited but like, chill


[deleted]

damn my bad


Mustang527

Uhhhh


[deleted]

mustang woahhh


bananamanextrabanana

bruh


[deleted]

bruh


urmommavaneela

but am ur momma


[deleted]

oh really ?


Olympus_FC

r/suddenlyincest


Several_Potatoes_

0_0


[deleted]

lol


Ragingmeatball4

Angry sex


[deleted]

yes angry indeed


Alternative_Desk4400

desk. an alternative desk. you fucked furniture


[deleted]

furniture is my fav


What_should_go_here

Guess you get to pick whoever


[deleted]

anyone :)


Fevdev

What the fuck did you sex with then?


[deleted]

fevdev obviously


Fevdev

What is fevdev


[deleted]

your user


coolthatsniceman

Well u had sex with a person name coolthatsniceman that pretty cool man


[deleted]

very cool


IMadeRobits

U fuck my metal army


draginxboi

boi


[deleted]

girl


swingingnutsackyummy

You shoved some random guys balls in your mouth and claimed them to be very tasty


the-real-Colin

Oh, it’s me


pigeonUvU

oh. oh no.


[deleted]

yes oh yes


SlightlyCoolPerson

You had sex with someone who isn’t incredibly interesting, but isn’t boring as hell.


Specialist-Mechanic6

AYe ya fucked my MECHANIC?


[deleted]

you are the mechanic


Specialist-Mechanic6

Hey 😏


[deleted]

heyy


Specialist-Mechanic6

So how was it? 😏


ranboie

Ayooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Specialist-Mechanic6

Ayo


[deleted]

it was amazing


Specialist-Mechanic6

Of course it was 😎


[deleted]

yess


Adam170206

Hang on... When did you do that? I don't remember...


[deleted]

you were sleeping


Adam170206

Damn, wish I was awake for that


[deleted]

i’m sorry for you


tbf315

u/urmom?


[deleted]

yes


Nein-Tale_Faux

A fake with no stories?


[deleted]

wait whaaa


Olympus_FC

Faux means false/fake


ranboie

Bruh you fucked an inside joke


[deleted]

i am in inside joke


Drewboi388

Welp, looks like you had sex with me 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

looks like itn


LonesomeKnight1527

Breathes angrily


DejectedYew

Uh so it's my YouTube channel?


[deleted]

that’s interesting


ChildrenDontBeScared

Okay have fun with this.


[deleted]

inwill thank you


aleyvalley

How


Br0kenAndProud

😳


[deleted]

Guess we are fucking


ArtisticDragonKing

Welp


[deleted]

welp


hornyalt55

i mean. i enjoyed it ig???


weirdxns

I-


Gabecush1

Did you dock or did you go in the back


QuadNotDirtBike

Imagine


QuadNotDirtBike

(My friends brother called me dirt bike and I got pissed)


Drasticnova

bro how tf did you have sex with a star?


-AMiEVENALIVE-

I don’t know. It’s a bit confidential


Bird301

301birds


Hot_Furry_Men

Lucky guy.


Starry_Ashes

Ashes, is my cats name.... YOU FUCKED MY CAT??


[deleted]

noNOOOO


Starry_Ashes

BECAUSE I WAS WONDERING WHY HE WENT MISSING


OvenDangerous2060

A dangerous oven


Harold_Trotter69

Harry Potter?


memerloz45tyeman

K


kirablancc

wait, that’s me


The-True-Chad

Hmm


PURPLEisMYgender

W-What?


another_user006

just another person


melonthomashood

we love melons and bassists


Napalm4

U sure about this buddy?


[deleted]

positive


afinefoxboyo

either sex with a furry or an animal, which one you choose is up to you


PolyNomy19

I mean my username is a character in a story I created in my mind. So,uh not bad I guess.


Dedoorath

Not sure what will happen


budrick9534

My mom


BBTheImpersonated

oh no it's me also i'm underage *FBI OPEN UP*


Noliel_Laicaster

You had sex with a 12 year old…?


Mods_Banned_My_Main

Why didn't I change my username to my real name :(


chicken-with-a-tie

Well I hope you really love chicken.