Give me a name lol
By - PlasmyCirno
Christian or like chris
I see what you did there
I’m getting more of a Dwight K David Spade vibe.
Nice, I was gonna say Chris Farley's hair with David Spades face. Got the cast of Tommy Boy all in one!
I agree David is just perfect
I didn't see the cross, only the head and my first thought was, this is a Chris.
I say Curtis
Yeah, chris defo
That was the first thing that came to my mind.....u beat me to it
I was literally also going to say that
I DIDN'T SEE THE CROSS FIRST BUT INSTANTLY SAID CHRIS
I see that
Omg I was about to say Christopher
I was thinking the same thing
Christian is perfect.
Faze jev moment
Richard Dick Len
lmao jerry is a cool name
Sure, Jerry. Don't go in the garage by the way.
Beat me to it. Now i got to go to my second option
Upvoted for profile pic
Was a racecar driver
I was gonna say Jeremiah
JOE SEPH STALIN
Why are there 88k members on that sub
Because unexpected communism
Go ahead, Mr. Joester
"Go ahead, Mr. Joester" feels weirdly sexual
Someone had to say it
Joe Will S. Ukdic
JOE GET THE HELL OUT OF THE GARBAGE CAN AND HELP ME MOVE THIS BODY
JOE ILL GET THE VAN OVER HERE SO WE CAN GET THE OTHERS OUTTA THE BACK
GOD DAMN IT JOE YOU DROPPED THE BODY. HEY RICKY CALL JOES MAMA HE NEEDS A WHOOPIN.
Younger Gus Johnson
I was thinking teen sven Johnson
Na his name is gerg
Thought the same lmao
Everyone who has seen Gus Johnson thought the same thing lmao
exactly what I thought
when you order owen wilson on wish
we need OP to say “wow” doing an owen wilson impersonation
ill think about it
DO IT OWEN
Lol came here to post this
how did you get my first name and last name right wtf
I bet he know where you live
# IN MY BASEMENT (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
thats a secret you should keep
You look like your name is Matthew
Yeah, maybe Matthias
I think Matthew but they go by Matthias
If we’re thinking what I’m thinking maybe it’s spelled Mythias.
I like our odds of this being correct
you look like an ethan
Micheal. You go on to found a cult where your followers worship you as the Archangel Micheal. Eventually, after a series of mistakes including kidnapping the president, you get apprehended by a vigilante from Florida.
holy shit make a movie
Well I mean I described you as the villain to my book, Ace: Sinners and Saviors, which is a sequel to Ace.
Almost thought you were describing Stranger in a Strange Land
Jake from state farm is literally the first thing that popped into my mind, lmao.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there
Hot, but probably straight.
Yeah, for some reason only guys say that I’m hot 😅
It's what guys do
Your hot btw
not a guy and ur hot
say that to me now
No, you're HAWT
Help it won’t let me X out the reply
Υep, he looks exactly like him. He can probably go and play in the live action
Came to say the same. Specifically this spelling.
(edited cause someone likes to ruin fun)
What did I do
what did he edit?
Oh sorry, you didn’t do anything it wasn’t you
Straight to horny jail.
Damn I’m changing my name to that
Chase or Brian
u look very handsome
thanks mr jaxxon I bet you are pretty handsome yourself too
First thought was "Darryl" idk why lol
Eat the rich
But then what will we eat after?
Puckered lip Pete (cause you look like you’re attempting to pucker them)
I was going to say Dawid, but yeah, maybe Dave
Honesty look like an Ethan
PJ (u look like PJ from goodluck charlie) compliment tho:)
Omg that was my favorite show 😭
Flumbus. Your name is Flumbus.
younger gus jonhson
you look like a jordan or kai lmao
Phil with an f
Gigi unibrow chad
I'll call you Young...Young Whippersnapper. Now be a good fellow and pick up your room.
You give me shitty SoundCloud rapper vibes idk Troy
Johnathan. You can’t go as John it’s strictly Johnathan.
Sir Jesus lover the 18872728282828292929021973738292918282
I wont fall for your tricks rumplestiltskin
You look like what Kazoo Kid would look like if he got into meth
So imma say Phillip
Cross Necklace AlmostBullCut McLilMoustache
Christian David Spade Jr.