T O P

Give me a name lol

Give me a name lol

0Crow0

Christian or like chris


creepycat18_YT

I see what you did there


chrisrayn

I’m getting more of a Dwight K David Spade vibe.


MegaWaffleCat

Nice, I was gonna say Chris Farley's hair with David Spades face. Got the cast of Tommy Boy all in one!


fatpotatoone

I agree David is just perfect


Frozendark23

I didn't see the cross, only the head and my first thought was, this is a Chris.


SuperBGN

I say Curtis


w00psyd00psy

Yeah, chris defo


1heavysack1

That was the first thing that came to my mind.....u beat me to it


unrestrained_clown

I was literally also going to say that


Palestineforlife123

Same


upssups

I DIDN'T SEE THE CROSS FIRST BUT INSTANTLY SAID CHRIS


Frosted1321

I see that


DadiPapi

Omg I was about to say Christopher


xx_JohnAppleseed_xx

I was thinking the same thing


zinziesmom

Christian is perfect.


ljspearin

Chadwick


Nico4234

Or Requise


tracctor

Faze jev moment


tullu203s

Richard Dick Len


alice_skullsplitter

jerry


PlasmyCirno

lmao jerry is a cool name


bite_me_losers

Sure, Jerry. Don't go in the garage by the way.


YeetnDelete_OREEO

Yes


henpoxi2

Beat me to it. Now i got to go to my second option


_Petii

Upvoted for profile pic


Ilikeeatingcheezitz

Was a racecar driver


hoodedasylum

I was gonna say Jeremiah


Imnotareal_gamer

Joe


GreenMachine917

Joe who


Normal_polish_boi

JOE SEPH STALIN


CK_Champion

r/unexpectedcommunism


ThatGuyToby620

Why are there 88k members on that sub


CK_Champion

Because unexpected communism


Imnotareal_gamer

Laughs profusely


Asesomegamer

Danm you!


Walking__Bread

JOSEPHE JOESTAR!


CallMeSxythe

r/unexpectedjojo


Egg_Spoon

Go ahead, Mr. Joester


Sheep_butt

"Go ahead, Mr. Joester" feels weirdly sexual


Egg_Spoon

Someone had to say it


-_Egglord10100101_-

Joe Will S. Ukdic


BillyBobJoeMcGee

Joe nuts.


Bak_286

JOE MAMA


Storm-Tempest

JOE PAPA


Bak_286

JOE SISTA!


EthanJose10

JOE STEPBRO


Bak_286

JOE STEPSISTA


ImperviousSprite

JOE GET THE HELL OUT OF THE GARBAGE CAN AND HELP ME MOVE THIS BODY


Bak_286

JOE ILL GET THE VAN OVER HERE SO WE CAN GET THE OTHERS OUTTA THE BACK


ImperviousSprite

GOD DAMN IT JOE YOU DROPPED THE BODY. HEY RICKY CALL JOES MAMA HE NEEDS A WHOOPIN.


GreenMachine917

Younger Gus Johnson


not_gerg

I was thinking teen sven Johnson


Hisingdoon

Na his name is gerg


Toasty_Mat

gerg


rizscoutcookies

Gerg ❤️


wut_is_u_doing

#Gurg


SantinoGaretto

Thought the same lmao


Only_Love6128

Everyone who has seen Gus Johnson thought the same thing lmao


whee5000

exactly what I thought


cuminmyeyewhoopsie

when you order owen wilson on wish


BabishProphet

we need OP to say “wow” doing an owen wilson impersonation


PlasmyCirno

ill think about it


CheezAbomination

DO IT OWEN


[deleted]

*Hello Peter*


Delicious-Estimate30

Lol came here to post this


ldupree1991

Fuckstick McShasta


PlasmyCirno

how did you get my first name and last name right wtf


Kyoya_sooohorni

I bet he know where you live


SnickoDk

# IN MY BASEMENT (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)


Kyoya_sooohorni

thats a secret you should keep


squishycaat

You look like your name is Matthew


FishToTheAss

Yeah, maybe Matthias


squishycaat

I think Matthew but they go by Matthias


rizscoutcookies

If we’re thinking what I’m thinking maybe it’s spelled Mythias.


squishycaat

I like our odds of this being correct


TheRealPetross

you look like an ethan


NIKOLAEVKA_TESLA

Kurt Cobain


Tranracial

Walmart version


NoGodUpHereOnlyDoge

wish version


RedThorneGamer

Micheal. You go on to found a cult where your followers worship you as the Archangel Micheal. Eventually, after a series of mistakes including kidnapping the president, you get apprehended by a vigilante from Florida.


PlasmyCirno

holy shit make a movie


RedThorneGamer

Well I mean I described you as the villain to my book, Ace: Sinners and Saviors, which is a sequel to Ace.


ogrecowman

Almost thought you were describing Stranger in a Strange Land


FeloPinhed

Peter


ToryTheBoyBro

Jake from state farm is literally the first thing that popped into my mind, lmao.


PlasmyCirno

lmfao


XzeldafanX

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there


Lucas-O-HowlingDark

Hot, but probably straight.


PlasmyCirno

Yeah, for some reason only guys say that I’m hot 😅


ChooseYourUniqueSim

It's what guys do


ScientificGamer321

Bromance


CardiologistStreet

But remember…..


MARKedReddit

No homo


CardiologistStreet

Yessir


ScientificGamer321

Ofc


jotarokooju

Yes


jotarokooju

Your hot btw


pairofblackvans

not a guy and ur hot


ScientificGamer321

say that to me now


pairofblackvans

i’m good


ScientificGamer321

I’m offended


Remen_Nyoodless

No, you're HAWT


ScientificGamer321

Thanks <3


OogaaBoogaaMaster69

Help it won’t let me X out the reply


AyDuude

Sanji


Fin_McBullet

Υep, he looks exactly like him. He can probably go and play in the live action


KingSokMan

Dylan


searych

Came to say the same. Specifically this spelling.


Old_Woodpecker7137

Daddy


PlasmyCirno

(edited cause someone likes to ruin fun)


Old_Woodpecker7137

What did I do


PetterHaugenes

what did he edit?


PlasmyCirno

Oh sorry, you didn’t do anything it wasn’t you


DragonlordBlake

Straight to horny jail.


Bootynut100

Bradley


that-other-weeb

Felix


NotUsimp

Yes exactly


iceecrream

Marcus


henpoxi2

Bobithen


ThatOneWatching

Omfg Timithen


squids123

Jesus


AgateSoup

Carlo Miller


PlasmyCirno

Damn I’m changing my name to that


Personalbootyhole

Travis


anonymooseoverlord

Tyler


Idimoni_

Brian


Obamasmagnumdong

Chase or Brian


jaxxon-

u look very handsome


PlasmyCirno

thanks mr jaxxon I bet you are pretty handsome yourself too


Ilias_2008

First thought was "Darryl" idk why lol


vixenaustin

Same here


Chocolate_Spaghet

Trent


United_Bag_8179

Bryce.


DefinitelyAcedIt

Jace


Frog_Go_brrrr

Eat the rich


ThatOneWatching

But then what will we eat after?


PlasmyCirno

the poor


[deleted]

Fucking based


akirafuedo

Puckered lip Pete (cause you look like you’re attempting to pucker them)


Attackdog4

Kane


Bak_286

Dave


3SidedDie

I was going to say Dawid, but yeah, maybe Dave


ElDereck123

Tyler


Damp_PS4_Controller

James


PBoverlord24

Honesty look like an Ethan


Blackbobby777

PJ (u look like PJ from goodluck charlie) compliment tho:)


ExaminationNo4797

Omg that was my favorite show 😭


Legion_of_Mini

Flumbus. Your name is Flumbus.


The_Storyteller153

Ethan


dhwjdj

ethan


YorchKeen

Ethan


swet_potatos

younger gus jonhson


daboss6595

Todd


xllemonfleshlight

you look like a jordan or kai lmao


Couch_Potato935

Chris


Ok_Significance_2306

Chris


Sirkiz

Marcus


Random_hootowl000

Roger


Temporary_Physics495

James


Ok-Breadfruit-5020

Christian


Waste_Of_Space117

Bret


TabooLeopard

Duke


XZI0LH

Bubber reeves.


dirty0white3boy

Taylor


Mr_Mango8767

Jeffrey dohmer


Bootynut100

Connor 😂


Bootynut100

Trent


toiletface304

Chris


KermitDie0

Phil with an f


Huskylover161

Bob


DreamKiller567

Christian


Thenameschadbroskie

Nick


goonJasper

Gigi unibrow chad


Agreeable-Yams8972

Dylan


BearOfBeer

Vector


titanic-failure

Tyson


MarzipanHuman

I'll call you Young...Young Whippersnapper. Now be a good fellow and pick up your room.


GOCyeehaw

Garrett


yougoddangfool

Matthew


redditorthememeitor

Trevor


Robert694n

You give me shitty SoundCloud rapper vibes idk Troy


SkellyyBonez

Trevor


rugbycanuck6

Fucking Brian


Fryxey

Tom


Madden2kGuy

Jason


benthedude0201

Carl


[deleted]

Johnathan. You can’t go as John it’s strictly Johnathan.


I_am_a_Victor_simp

Sir Jesus lover the 18872728282828292929021973738292918282


Reylend

Garret


CleverManEddie07

Brandon


Darth_Chao69

I wont fall for your tricks rumplestiltskin


Liams_Dumb_Reddit_

You look like what Kazoo Kid would look like if he got into meth So imma say Phillip


Tl_139

cum


Acceptable_North_141

Cross Necklace AlmostBullCut McLilMoustache


Flip_Clip

Vandissimo


Maviiboy

Da baby


Front_Bend308

Kyle


NordicWallaby

Christian David Spade Jr.


Jonatan__5432

Hans