What do girls find attractive in guys
By - Pale-Dependent3538
smells actually good not like fucking lynx gold or whatever that shit is
Not to flex but I shower everyday
damn i only do it every second so ig you win
I do it every millisecond
You impressed also are you a girl
edit: wow thankyou for the award i don’t even know what they are i joined reddit literally a day ago lol
YO, HE DID IT, HE DONE DID IT
Shit what now?
How do toes taste?
Damn desperate attention but I give props
Respect the hustle.
I do it once a year
Yo same, we are truly chads of our time
Women are supposed to smell like things"sunflower garden" men are supposed to smell like concepts. What the FUCK is COOL SPORTS RUSH
Me with deodarent called "Anarchy".
Does it smell like a burning car or something?
Not at all. It just smells... "nice".
good taste in cereal
What's ur favorite cereal
we cant just give yall cheat sheets
Ok then sorry but mine is captain crunch
Have a good day or night
Based on a post I saw earlier, when you get excited about a topic you’re into, they find that cute
Hey unrelated but what's your pfp? Like the sauce
Uhh idk I j looked up “doge with hat” lol
Real smooth cha cha
I can rant about nature and animals and stuff if given the chance! Just show me a cool creature and I'll start jumping up and down and explaining it lol
Yeah if anyone brings up the mcu, jurassic park, starwars, minecraft, or terraria I just start going off explaining every little detail because I’m so invested in them lol
When they have a hobby or passion that they can talk to you about. It can be as simple as collecting lego. Just something they like to talk to you about.
Another is when they will listen to you when you’re talking.
Also when they shower. Guys don’t have to be like super soapy/deodorant/Cologne smelling. They just need to be clean…
Not to brag or anything but I do have a solid 6 transformers collection.
Holy shit dude
Girl in my class told me that this other guy’s perfume made her cry cause it was so potent lmao
that's why I never use deo I just walk into college smelling like dettol antiseptic
Broad back, able to make fun of me, intelligent and well informed on current events
Did you hear that they are making a super Mario movie with Jack Black as bowser
Take me, I'm yours
A nice smile and laugh, ability to tell funny jokes, sensitive, sweet and romantic, shows physical affection.
does anyone need an ark? i noah guy
i’m funny right? right?
Damn. Don't take all of them bro. Save at least *something* for me.
2 goats, that’s all the pussy we can afford, soz mate.
Better than none
I'm the guy
Take my non existent gf 😭 you earned her
Do bad in the moment jokes count? That's my specialty
Completely lol, that's mine too!
my jokes are only funny cuz they're bad
Physical affection is impossible because well be burnt at the stake for it
Premarital hand holding, no excuse for that
I have a janky smile, a fucked up laugh, I can tell jokes....sometimes, I'm very sensitive, I guess I'm sweet but I haven't had a girlfriend in like, 5 years.
I guess I'm outta the running?
Janky smiles are adorable and a funny laugh makes a joke funnier no? Good in my book.
Actually, yeah, I've had plenty of times where girls have said that my laugh brightens the joke, and that it's kind of cute. Thanks, you reminded me of good times....when I could actually socialize in big groups
Have confidence, it shines brighter than your perceived flaws :) and Yw!!
Thanks man! This made me happy :)
Of course!! So glad to hear you’re happy :) remeber to love yourself, each day you get a little better at being the best you, you can be.
No, I like it when the laugh is funnier than the joke and when they have an intresting smile
Oh, my laugh is hilarious
Fucked laugh is nothing to be ashamed about I mean listen to KSI’s laugh
Hi out of the running, I’m pend
I’d say I just made top of the humor list B)
I started telling dad jokes to my girlfriend she does not appreciate them
Rip...sorry dude! I for one love dad jokes, I actually have a notes file in my phone to store all the ones I've heard. Here's one I really like.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
i...just committed a crime. tiny laugh
I like hugs does that count?
Totally! I love hugs too but rarely get hugged lol. Just my parents and my dog are the ones I hug.
I wish someone other than my mom would hug me :(
now that explains why no one likes me
Nice laugh? Shit.
Best I can do is a silent laugh, with occasional high pitched laughing and wheezing.
Haha *cries in appearance*
That's a mythical creature you are looking for, best I can do is funny, sensitive and the ability to make Mac and cheese, if need be I can also be romantic
So #1 what am I doing wrong then
#2 does dark humor work cuz I can do normal and dark
what i, a dude has gathered from the comments so far:
1. be a somewhat decent human being
Same goes for boys too right?
The most important thing is a pulse. But thats still iffy sometimes.
Gee look at mr high standards over here
another pulse required dude? he never gonna find one
"if she looks good dead, she'll do good in bed"
^(lord have mercy on my soul)
Being human is optional for us, you just have to be a somewhat decent being. We set the bar rather low.
-being human (option)
-being a being (optional)
-being decent (required)
..... Am i demanding a lot ? I think i am
Genuine honesty, not trying to be someone else to impress us
Also this dude really made this post and then replied to a bunch of comments either like “yes I do that no big deal” or “well I’m ugly/unfunny/whatever so that’s off the list”
Please realize that attractiveness is subjective and complaining into the void won’t get you anywhere.
You are a woman who likes jojos, instant respect
Genuine care and worry for other people. If you are sincere and you are kind to others around you then wow you’re a hot guy in my book. Also hate it when guys act super macho and tough, makes them seem like they’re trying too hard, but if they are funny and just genuinely kind then wow.
Edit: by macho or manly I meant as putting on a fake facade that screams fragile masculinity
Ex: calling playing with barbies gay, doing things that just aren’t kind to others or themselves.
Yep I hate when I see people acting all manly to impress a girl. I just act normal, however stupid it is, it's me and that's what people should look for, people being thenselves
Exactly!! Confidence is not arrogance. I have a friend who acts super macho and I hate that side of him, I’d rather just talk to the more real person he is inside.
Be nice and let me play with your hair that's all i ask for
Are you actually my gf
Yes my username clearly says that
Woah do you wanna go out on a date 😳
Hold up if everyone that read your username is your SO does that mean this is an open relationship?
No i'm only your girlfriend, i use eldritch magic so don't ask too many questions :)
Alright cool. What kind of magic can you do?
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I can read spooky! Your magic mean nothing witch!
she is our girlfriend
\*plays soviet anthem\*
I got long hair so play all you want and im nice but I don't have any friends for sum reason but I'm okay my only friend is my turtle Also heres a hug
༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ
Here have a hug back ⊂(・ヮ・⊂)
Thanks I needed that
I want to see the turtle
enjoy this award
A girl at my boxing always points out my veins and loves them, why do girls like veins
because they're HOT but only on arms and hands
What about lower abdomen?🤔
not only girls, i am a straight guy and i love them
there's nothing gayer than a pair of straight guys
I’ve heard hands and I cannot for the life of me tell you why
here we go again.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Thank you for your service
“I’m not against homosexual relationships, I frequently watch lesbians on my phone.”
It’s my favorite show. Lesbians.
So no one told you life was, gonna be this gayyyy
“Clap clap clap clap”
*clap clap clap clap*
Wait hol up.. other guys in guys?
I personally just like people who I can can geek out with watching Star wars, anime, Dc and Marvel and I would prefer to be in a relationship with someone who is honest and not secretive.
Not being a jerk, respecting boundaries, taking no as an answer, and being semi-attractive.
The most reasonable answer there is. If people cannot except no from even someone they love, you can tell alot about them.
Hot wheels collection and star wars collection
I have hot wheels
How does that make you feel
I want to be your friend
You got insta
F for our man
bring him back to the base. no bodies must be left behind.
Does Lego Star Wars count?
Im not gay but lego star wars? Thats pretty fuckin hot!
Lego Hot Wheels
An adorable face to squish-
Nobody's ever squished my face so I have no idea if it works.
Funny guys are the best..
Those guys always die in the Italian mobster movies though. Recommend changing your preference. They're a dying breed. Literally.
Clean dudes. Wipe ur fuckin ass it's not gay. Take showers and care for ur skin
Respect me as a human. Be nice and spend time with me.
My type is if you’re not an ass we good :)
This is going to be very hard to explain, but as someone who went through high school and knows what an attractive person looks like, I will try my very very best, and please ask questions if it seems like I said this wrong.
Self confidence. And I don’t mean “I’m better than everyone” confidence. I mean a good sense of humility, responsibility, dedication, and a drive to learn or to do better.
If we’re talking about high school, a guy who is involved in a club, in a leadership role, has hobbies, or isn’t actively seeking a relationship because they’re more focused on themselves and their goals/achievements is WAY more attractive than a guy who only plays video games, takes on-level classes because they don’t want to do the work, or doesn’t actively work on themselves. To me, that is a person who is thinking about the future and who I know I can count on to work out problems and make plans together post-graduation.
I’m a guy but I can’t be the only one who thinks someone being really passionate about something is very attractive.
Apart from being passionate about things like racism, sexism, anti-semitism or smth like that.
Considerate enough to not ignore my existence
not whining about how they cant get a girlfriend
too many people do that on this sub
Kids on this sub: why won't girls date me!?
Also the same Kids on this sub: all women are manipulative liars who are lame and boring
They seriously need to learn that in order to get a girl to like them they need to talk to girls.
How bout my daddy Ryan Reynolds mmm
Ryan could sell me mint mobile any day 😍😍😍 👌👈🍆💦😩😩😩
The only time emojis are allowed on reddit is for my daddy cum drop Ryan Reynolds
being nice but not too nice
Maybe I'll try to explain it better.
Being too nice to a woman makes her feel like not a human. Some dudes are way too nice and act like they women are another species, like some pet they have to be nice to. We just want to be treated like a person. Not coddled and talked to like some pet or child.
Be nice such as complimenting her, asking her about her life and interests, and just being polite and show that you are listening.
I have been on dates with dudes who pretend to be super nice with their manners but never ask me what I like to do or what I do. The whole date is about them. It makes me feel like I'm not a person and it also sets off huge red flags that they are fake and not really nice.
Ah ok thanks
For me personally, suits. Especially if you have pointy shoes
By the way i have no idea what the proper name for the shoes are but their the ones that go with the suit and are pointy
When they respect the fact you don't want to have sex.
Don’t worry about women. Focus on your dreams, go to gym, stay healthy and look after yourself, build good friendships, have fun and be the best you can be. Don’t listen to politics or the ultra left or ultra right, think for yourself. Have courage and be your own man. Women will naturally find you attractive.
I’m a dude but I like good hygiene in men (yes very gay)
I’m very much a gaymer yes
Yea same, good hygiene should be more common.
Fr. Too many people be like, “why no partner” and they haven’t taken a shower in months, like, bruh
Smooth balls. You gotta shave them, give them a lil buffing with some wax, get a nice shine going. Then to go the extra mile, put a little botox in your sack to get some plumpness. Now your balls will be smooth as eggs.
Smooth. As. Eggs.
After that go buy yourself some Daisy Duke jean shorts (or cut up your current pairs of jeans) and make sure your balls hang out ever so slightly from one of the legs. That's some quality ball cleavage right there. Now all you have to do is take a walk through town. You'll be turning heads left and right, no one will be able to take their eyes off of you.
"Oh my god that guys balls are hanging out!... Wow they look so smooth!"
Smooth. As. Eggs.
their personality.. when a dudes personality is funny, nice, outgoing, and easy to talk to.. ill fall in love right then and there
Oddly enough I find being a fuckin nerd kinda attractive, not like "I haven't left my room in 3 days" but like "I can absolutely tell you the entire lore of Metal Gear Solid"
when they shower🥰
Ah so we should just shower in front of random girls
Worked for me
Got laid lots in prison 🥵🥵
I shower everyday because I'm cool
Do other guys actually not shower everyday?
When they care about us
As a straight guy, I cannot answer this.
Humour, intelligence, kindness, fluffy hair
Thick soft and curly hair good?
I have small hands, I find guys' hands ~attractive~
Sharing a common interest that you both can nerd out about haha
I'm going to assume an ak-47 isn't an answer to this... no girl gonna be impressed with me if that's the case
I have a toy crossbow and I'm planning to buy an actual crossbow when I can afford it and when I'm older
Idk abt girls but im gay and hair style is pretty big for me
Women don't matter. Men don't either. Get an animal and some homies. Or a plant.
get a plane
Fly it into 2 towers
For me it's definitely his hair