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What do girls find attractive in guys

What do girls find attractive in guys

ihateyouuuuuuuu

smells actually good not like fucking lynx gold or whatever that shit is


Pale-Dependent3538

Not to flex but I shower everyday


ihateyouuuuuuuu

damn i only do it every second so ig you win


Pale-Dependent3538

I do it every millisecond


ihateyouuuuuuuu

oh


Pale-Dependent3538

You impressed also are you a girl


ihateyouuuuuuuu

yes edit: wow thankyou for the award i don’t even know what they are i joined reddit literally a day ago lol


WingedAce-InSpace

YO, HE DID IT, HE DONE DID IT


I-will-eat-your-toes

Shit what now?


Romi_Z

How do toes taste?


Burst2007

Damn desperate attention but I give props


spyder2729

Respect the hustle.


Redditstopbaningme

I do it once a year


WillyWallyYT

Yo same, we are truly chads of our time


ToonRaccoonXD

Women are supposed to smell like things"sunflower garden" men are supposed to smell like concepts. What the FUCK is COOL SPORTS RUSH


X3n0verse_OW

Me with deodarent called "Anarchy".


Eorlund_Graumaehne

Does it smell like a burning car or something?


X3n0verse_OW

Not at all. It just smells... "nice". Weird name.


Klutzy_Ship1225

good taste in cereal


Pale-Dependent3538

What's ur favorite cereal


Klutzy_Ship1225

we cant just give yall cheat sheets


Pale-Dependent3538

Ok then sorry but mine is captain crunch


Klutzy_Ship1225

good answer


Pale-Dependent3538

Have a good day or night


hoover0623

Now kith


camden-burke

Based on a post I saw earlier, when you get excited about a topic you’re into, they find that cute


Urgay_lol

Hey unrelated but what's your pfp? Like the sauce


camden-burke

Uhh idk I j looked up “doge with hat” lol


aadipie

Real smooth cha cha


Antherrus

I can rant about nature and animals and stuff if given the chance! Just show me a cool creature and I'll start jumping up and down and explaining it lol


camden-burke

Yeah if anyone brings up the mcu, jurassic park, starwars, minecraft, or terraria I just start going off explaining every little detail because I’m so invested in them lol


Sunshinenlolliepops

When they have a hobby or passion that they can talk to you about. It can be as simple as collecting lego. Just something they like to talk to you about. Another is when they will listen to you when you’re talking. Also when they shower. Guys don’t have to be like super soapy/deodorant/Cologne smelling. They just need to be clean…


slickdamin

Not to brag or anything but I do have a solid 6 transformers collection.


TwelfthSreetRag

Holy shit dude


LORDOFTHE777

Girl in my class told me that this other guy’s perfume made her cry cause it was so potent lmao


Furystar1703

that's why I never use deo I just walk into college smelling like dettol antiseptic


ThePradaSl_t

Broad back, able to make fun of me, intelligent and well informed on current events


Accurate-Swim1233

Did you hear that they are making a super Mario movie with Jack Black as bowser


ThePradaSl_t

Take me, I'm yours


TeckyNecky

Lmfaoo


EXO-Love

A nice smile and laugh, ability to tell funny jokes, sensitive, sweet and romantic, shows physical affection.


Slugees

does anyone need an ark? i noah guy i’m funny right? right?


EStagg2007

Damn. Don't take all of them bro. Save at least *something* for me.


Triangle-V

2 goats, that’s all the pussy we can afford, soz mate.


ThePMan2025

Better than none


Noahboom2402

I'm the guy


[deleted]

Take my non existent gf 😭 you earned her


polos_i

Do bad in the moment jokes count? That's my specialty


EXO-Love

Completely lol, that's mine too!


FeNtuRe

my jokes are only funny cuz they're bad


-ThatPerson789-

Bro same


sceneic

Physical affection is impossible because well be burnt at the stake for it


Mr_Gus3114

Premarital hand holding, no excuse for that


bare4404

I have a janky smile, a fucked up laugh, I can tell jokes....sometimes, I'm very sensitive, I guess I'm sweet but I haven't had a girlfriend in like, 5 years. I guess I'm outta the running?


SAdCiphe

Janky smiles are adorable and a funny laugh makes a joke funnier no? Good in my book.


bare4404

Actually, yeah, I've had plenty of times where girls have said that my laugh brightens the joke, and that it's kind of cute. Thanks, you reminded me of good times....when I could actually socialize in big groups


SAdCiphe

Have confidence, it shines brighter than your perceived flaws :) and Yw!!


bare4404

Thanks man! This made me happy :)


SAdCiphe

Of course!! So glad to hear you’re happy :) remeber to love yourself, each day you get a little better at being the best you, you can be.


Funny_Computer_8063

No, I like it when the laugh is funnier than the joke and when they have an intresting smile


bare4404

Oh, my laugh is hilarious


skidabitabooyeedle

Fucked laugh is nothing to be ashamed about I mean listen to KSI’s laugh


PatentPendington

Hi out of the running, I’m pend I’d say I just made top of the humor list B)


Seinfield_Succ

I started telling dad jokes to my girlfriend she does not appreciate them


EXO-Love

Rip...sorry dude! I for one love dad jokes, I actually have a notes file in my phone to store all the ones I've heard. Here's one I really like. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.


LilFourE

i...just committed a crime. tiny laugh


LAM678

I like hugs does that count?


EXO-Love

Totally! I love hugs too but rarely get hugged lol. Just my parents and my dog are the ones I hug.


LAM678

I wish someone other than my mom would hug me :(


3172695

now that explains why no one likes me


Baxter_Pro

Nice laugh? Shit. Best I can do is a silent laugh, with occasional high pitched laughing and wheezing.


Sweg_Season

Haha *cries in appearance*


Patrick_Da_Star

That's a mythical creature you are looking for, best I can do is funny, sensitive and the ability to make Mac and cheese, if need be I can also be romantic


DisconnectedRedd1t

So #1 what am I doing wrong then #2 does dark humor work cuz I can do normal and dark


[deleted]

what i, a dude has gathered from the comments so far: 1. be a somewhat decent human being


Cats_are_the_end

Same goes for boys too right?


MemeLocationMan

The most important thing is a pulse. But thats still iffy sometimes.


Wendigo68

Gee look at mr high standards over here


ReaperA-82

another pulse required dude? he never gonna find one


SilverWolf1776

"if she looks good dead, she'll do good in bed" ^(lord have mercy on my soul)


NErDysprosium

Being human is optional for us, you just have to be a somewhat decent being. We set the bar rather low.


Lazy_Cardiologist727

Yep -being human (option) -being a being (optional) -being decent (required) -existing (optional) ..... Am i demanding a lot ? I think i am


ToastOnBeanz

alive ~~optional~~


amirulkingkong2

non-fictional (optional)


Tam_1227

Yup.


Inferna-13

Genuine honesty, not trying to be someone else to impress us Also this dude really made this post and then replied to a bunch of comments either like “yes I do that no big deal” or “well I’m ugly/unfunny/whatever so that’s off the list” Please realize that attractiveness is subjective and complaining into the void won’t get you anywhere.


Noahboom2402

You are a woman who likes jojos, instant respect


Inferna-13

B)


SAdCiphe

Genuine care and worry for other people. If you are sincere and you are kind to others around you then wow you’re a hot guy in my book. Also hate it when guys act super macho and tough, makes them seem like they’re trying too hard, but if they are funny and just genuinely kind then wow. Edit: by macho or manly I meant as putting on a fake facade that screams fragile masculinity Ex: calling playing with barbies gay, doing things that just aren’t kind to others or themselves.


Burst2007

Yep I hate when I see people acting all manly to impress a girl. I just act normal, however stupid it is, it's me and that's what people should look for, people being thenselves


SAdCiphe

Exactly!! Confidence is not arrogance. I have a friend who acts super macho and I hate that side of him, I’d rather just talk to the more real person he is inside.


yourbig_tiddy_alt_gf

Be nice and let me play with your hair that's all i ask for


staleblueberrybagel

Are you actually my gf


yourbig_tiddy_alt_gf

Yes my username clearly says that


staleblueberrybagel

Woah do you wanna go out on a date 😳


yourbig_tiddy_alt_gf

Sure


staleblueberrybagel

Hold up if everyone that read your username is your SO does that mean this is an open relationship?


yourbig_tiddy_alt_gf

No i'm only your girlfriend, i use eldritch magic so don't ask too many questions :)


staleblueberrybagel

Alright cool. What kind of magic can you do?


yourbig_tiddy_alt_gf

D̵̨̛̬̫̼̣̠̺̯̏̍͛͌̎ͅǫ̵̤̜̠͎̹͉̂̈́̈ͅn̶̡̞̻͔̺̗̫̣̭͔̮͆́̇͒̐̕͜ͅ'̶͈̫͇̇̑͌͒̑̇̔̈́̈̊̋̎̉͆͠t̶̢͍̭̻̯̣̫̟̬̪͑́̓̆̒̑͐̈́͋̎̽ ̸̧̭̬̤̣̬̘̼̟̝̫͓̬̹̭̒͆̔̑̂̀̈́̀̃̑͛̈́̅̃a̵̡̭͎̙̲̜͒̋̿͌̑͊̆̕͠s̶̨̘͑̈́͜ḱ̶̘̤̞͕͍̿̐̃̀̓͆̉̏̑̔ͅ ̸̳͔̟̦͗̇̾̂̂̃͐͋̈̄̐͘ṭ̴͠õ̴̩̞̮̪̗͖̰̗̯̻͈̲͋ͅͅǫ̴̲̳̱̤͇̱͎̀͂̄̈́̄̏̿ ̸̢̡̪͚̭͔̙̭̒͋̋̈́̌ḿ̶̨̨̛͇̤̪̗̣̣̹͔̤̠̤̈̒͌̔̊͗̉̾͋́͜a̸̠̪̭̣͖̞͇̗̳̯͛̏̑̐̀ṋ̵̖͎̳͉̖̱̥͇̦͇̤̺͇̀̎̐̔̚y̸̧͝ ̶͚̥̻̭͝q̴͇̪͕̙̳͕̝͕̹̩̳͖̙̊͛͂ȗ̷̥̬̰̲͈̗̖̪̖̹̟̀e̵͎͙͎̭͖̊̈́͆͑̎̉̈́͒̆̿̏́̏͘͝s̸͔̀̑̋͛̅t̷̨̢̛͇̞̩͓̘͇̙̾͊̇̇̀̆̋͆̿͑̀̍́i̶̘̭͈̗̯̣̺͎̝̬̣͐͐̄ͅǫ̵̨̛̹̝̞̯̖̻͕̹̝͈̙̔̾̎̊̔̊̽̆̒͌̽̔͝n̵͙̭̺̜͛̐̀̈͑̅͛̏͂̄̊̆s̸̤͓̠̮̥͑̓̀̃̄̌́ :)


staleblueberrybagel

But


scottish_cow_13

I can read spooky! Your magic mean nothing witch!


osaliven

she is our girlfriend ​ \*plays soviet anthem\*


code_M4D3X

r/suddenlycommunism


Pale-Dependent3538

I got long hair so play all you want and im nice but I don't have any friends for sum reason but I'm okay my only friend is my turtle Also heres a hug ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ


yourbig_tiddy_alt_gf

Here have a hug back ⊂(・ヮ・⊂)


Pale-Dependent3538

Thanks I needed that


MangoMoosetracks

I want to see the turtle


osaliven

hygiene


Sunshinenlolliepops

This one


internet_boi23

enjoy this award


gvickers06

A girl at my boxing always points out my veins and loves them, why do girls like veins


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kayakkii

because they're HOT but only on arms and hands


tomycatomy

What about lower abdomen?🤔


ThrowRAxakep0805

not only girls, i am a straight guy and i love them


shUsh--Imtrying_

there's nothing gayer than a pair of straight guys


Solalabell

I’ve heard hands and I cannot for the life of me tell you why


Muricanboi07

\*sigh\* here we go again. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.


looking_at_memes_

Thank you for your service


Wjsmith2040

Other guys


hmmmmmmmmmmmms

“I’m not against homosexual relationships, I frequently watch lesbians on my phone.”


stronk_the_barbarian

It’s my favorite show. Lesbians.


SovietFemboy

*L•E•S•B•I•A•N•S*


tenmetresam

So no one told you life was, gonna be this gayyyy


Sheeplamp_

“Clap clap clap clap”


pucakee

*clap clap clap clap*


DeletusCleetus

Wait hol up.. other guys in guys?


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Yes


Frog_in_a_top_hat

I personally just like people who I can can geek out with watching Star wars, anime, Dc and Marvel and I would prefer to be in a relationship with someone who is honest and not secretive.


Rosekiler_Chan

Not being a jerk, respecting boundaries, taking no as an answer, and being semi-attractive.


Burst2007

The most reasonable answer there is. If people cannot except no from even someone they love, you can tell alot about them.


Quiet_Chip_7802

Hot wheels collection and star wars collection


Pale-Dependent3538

I have hot wheels


Quiet_Chip_7802

Oh shi


Pale-Dependent3538

How does that make you feel


Quiet_Chip_7802

I want to be your friend


Pale-Dependent3538

You got insta


TheWeebWalking

no response


Original_Dark

Yikes….F


marballz64

F for our man


Sammyboy1113

F


MrChocolate129

bring him back to the base. no bodies must be left behind.


OofBidoof7

Does Lego Star Wars count?


Sir_Thiccness_69

Im not gay but lego star wars? Thats pretty fuckin hot!


Equal-Bus-557

Lego Hot Wheels


Is_a_cell_

An adorable face to squish-


Knackwarrior07

Nobody's ever squished my face so I have no idea if it works.


SpareFortune395

Funny guys are the best..


bulgesaur1773

Those guys always die in the Italian mobster movies though. Recommend changing your preference. They're a dying breed. Literally.


-_Rainy_-

Clean dudes. Wipe ur fuckin ass it's not gay. Take showers and care for ur skin Respect me as a human. Be nice and spend time with me.


DovahQueen3

My type is if you’re not an ass we good :)


Kachi3

This is going to be very hard to explain, but as someone who went through high school and knows what an attractive person looks like, I will try my very very best, and please ask questions if it seems like I said this wrong. Self confidence. And I don’t mean “I’m better than everyone” confidence. I mean a good sense of humility, responsibility, dedication, and a drive to learn or to do better. If we’re talking about high school, a guy who is involved in a club, in a leadership role, has hobbies, or isn’t actively seeking a relationship because they’re more focused on themselves and their goals/achievements is WAY more attractive than a guy who only plays video games, takes on-level classes because they don’t want to do the work, or doesn’t actively work on themselves. To me, that is a person who is thinking about the future and who I know I can count on to work out problems and make plans together post-graduation.


UwU_was_ist_das

I’m a guy but I can’t be the only one who thinks someone being really passionate about something is very attractive. Apart from being passionate about things like racism, sexism, anti-semitism or smth like that.


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Suitable-Tutor2194

Considerate enough to not ignore my existence


ErikaMarts

not whining about how they cant get a girlfriend too many people do that on this sub


[deleted]

Kids on this sub: why won't girls date me!? Also the same Kids on this sub: all women are manipulative liars who are lame and boring


I_eat_dryer_lint69

They seriously need to learn that in order to get a girl to like them they need to talk to girls.


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Hothel

Kanye West


Pale-Dependent3538

How bout my daddy Ryan Reynolds mmm


hmmmmmmmmmmmms

Ryan could sell me mint mobile any day 😍😍😍 👌👈🍆💦😩😩😩


Pale-Dependent3538

The only time emojis are allowed on reddit is for my daddy cum drop Ryan Reynolds


One-Recording-6464

being nice but not too nice


blunt_arrow26

What?


[deleted]

Maybe I'll try to explain it better. Being too nice to a woman makes her feel like not a human. Some dudes are way too nice and act like they women are another species, like some pet they have to be nice to. We just want to be treated like a person. Not coddled and talked to like some pet or child. Be nice such as complimenting her, asking her about her life and interests, and just being polite and show that you are listening. I have been on dates with dudes who pretend to be super nice with their manners but never ask me what I like to do or what I do. The whole date is about them. It makes me feel like I'm not a person and it also sets off huge red flags that they are fake and not really nice.


blunt_arrow26

Ah ok thanks


SitNextToMee

For me personally, suits. Especially if you have pointy shoes By the way i have no idea what the proper name for the shoes are but their the ones that go with the suit and are pointy


unicornchild15

When they respect the fact you don't want to have sex.


spacefrys

Don’t worry about women. Focus on your dreams, go to gym, stay healthy and look after yourself, build good friendships, have fun and be the best you can be. Don’t listen to politics or the ultra left or ultra right, think for yourself. Have courage and be your own man. Women will naturally find you attractive.


_TeaGreen_

I’m a dude but I like good hygiene in men (yes very gay)


ashtar123

Gaymer


_TeaGreen_

I’m very much a gaymer yes


Krillin157

Yea same, good hygiene should be more common.


_TeaGreen_

Fr. Too many people be like, “why no partner” and they haven’t taken a shower in months, like, bruh


killasuarus

Smooth balls. You gotta shave them, give them a lil buffing with some wax, get a nice shine going. Then to go the extra mile, put a little botox in your sack to get some plumpness. Now your balls will be smooth as eggs. Smooth. As. Eggs. After that go buy yourself some Daisy Duke jean shorts (or cut up your current pairs of jeans) and make sure your balls hang out ever so slightly from one of the legs. That's some quality ball cleavage right there. Now all you have to do is take a walk through town. You'll be turning heads left and right, no one will be able to take their eyes off of you. "Oh my god that guys balls are hanging out!... Wow they look so smooth!" Smooth. As. Eggs.


085436773258

their personality.. when a dudes personality is funny, nice, outgoing, and easy to talk to.. ill fall in love right then and there


ThanosIsGonaSnap

Oddly enough I find being a fuckin nerd kinda attractive, not like "I haven't left my room in 3 days" but like "I can absolutely tell you the entire lore of Metal Gear Solid"


MysteriousWeasel

when they shower🥰


Account39388

Ah so we should just shower in front of random girls


aysgamer

Worked for me Got laid lots in prison 🥵🥵


Pale-Dependent3538

I shower everyday because I'm cool


Loruinae

Do other guys actually not shower everyday?


the_fat_sewer_rat

When they care about us


BugP13

As a straight guy, I cannot answer this.


Camodon11

Same


Medical_Attempt4409

Humour, intelligence, kindness, fluffy hair


WatermelonMan57

Thick soft and curly hair good?


whimsicalgriffin

I have small hands, I find guys' hands ~attractive~


Blue_WhaleLord

Sharing a common interest that you both can nerd out about haha


Carl_Wild

I'm going to assume an ak-47 isn't an answer to this... no girl gonna be impressed with me if that's the case


Pale-Dependent3538

I have a toy crossbow and I'm planning to buy an actual crossbow when I can afford it and when I'm older


xen1237

Idk abt girls but im gay and hair style is pretty big for me


no-fuck-off

Women don't matter. Men don't either. Get an animal and some homies. Or a plant.


SubZerr0h

get a plane


Entity_333

Fly it into 2 towers


AcceptableEbb1368

For me it's definitely his hair