So which country has the best engineering

germany

Cue pillar men theme

oh no

oh YES

Yes yes yes yes YES!

*Esidisi, Wammu, and Kars have joined the chat*

GigaChad mom☝️

BRRRRRAAAAAKAAAAAA-

MONOGAAAAAAAA

DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKA ICHI

*GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST*

bro i'm 5'3" and goth and have the thighs and get called mommy too. ​ ***I'M 5'3" BRO.***

I WISH I WAS 5'3 AND COULD PULL OFF THE GOTH LOOK, i don't even fully pass as a girl yet..

i'd love to help with trying to pass :\] styles, accessories, makeup, whatever!

dammmn really 🥺

ofc!! feel free to dm me whenever about anything. vents, needing advice, whatever :\]

dammmmn thank you so much sis 🥺❤

<33 i'd like to think i'm a good teacher and advice giver. not sure though lol. i do teach art lessons sometimes if that counts. maybe it could apply to makeup.

dammmn you do art🥺? im teaching myself how to paint 40k minis rn

painting isn't really my main medium lol. but i have painted ceiling tiles at my highschool!!

dammmn thats still super cool tho, you must be very proud

you can dm me aswell if you want advice bc I always try do different makeup looks so it would be nice to have someone to talk abt it with

Hello fellow nerdy trans woman, lovely to make your aquatince

woooo nerdy trans gang

Bro i got long hair and get called "ma'am" one time i went into the office with a friend of mine and the front desk lady said "how can i help you two girls" keep in mind i was wearing beat up work jeans and a camo shirt and they STILL thought i was a girl. So grow out ya hair trust, also learn make up i did and i confused the hell out of so many people.

Height doesn't matter, its about the energy

I'm 5'11 and look like I am a 1950's housewife and I get called mommy too

okay but that's hot.

I am 6'2 but anyone goth is mommy to me

hah.

Short people are cute imo :)

If you’re super short and feisty, especially goth, you too qualify as mommy

Can confirm, my gf is exactly that.

same but I’m 4’11

Jamie is that you

I'm 6'6 and have decent thighs 😏

no way you're 6'6 man you're an entire foot above me

Well, I am 😊

sheesh, can u get me the cereal from on top of the fridge pls?

You don't know how often I'm asked that

lol I bet, being 6'6 must be annoying, especially as a girl, if you were my friend I would probably climb you everytime we meet up

Lmao. Piggy backs for everyone

Hiking roleplay boutta be lit

dammn mommy 😳

😳😳😳 I- Wh- 😖😖😖

uwu

OwU

i am scared that people still do this

Lmao

maybe thanos was right....

He always was.

I- *blushes profusely* I- I- Mommy?

I should throw a creampied toaster in the tub with you as you shower. Edit: Had a typo.

When you reach 6’0 you’re a midget for the 7’0-8’0 people, shorter than that you’re non-existent

Mhm mhm

Hello mommy's mommy

So you are grandma right ?

Why you trying to be called mommy tho 🤨 Also, 😳👉👈 mommy

I'm not 💀

Smallest dutch person:

I'm part German

Oh I was referring to the joke that every dutch person is 2 meters

Oh lol

* asks while struggling- can you grab the chocolate box mom left on the fridge 🥺?

Maybe. What's in it for me? 🤨

Chocolates ofc dummy, now hurry up gib me that thing pls🥺

*reaches up and gives you the chocolate* there you go dummy. *Headpats*

*politely receives the chocolate box *blushes cuz of the headpats *RUNS with all the chocolate Yes if you are wondering im the yongest kid >_<

No pics no proof

😑

Are you a girl? If so, HOW!?

Trans girl lol

That's very fucking much anyway

Mommy?

Why are you all soo tall 😢 im 5'11 😭😭😭😭

I'ma steal 3 of those inches thanks,I gotta get a little bit above you

Holy shit 6’6 game rise up, as a guy its difficult i can’t even imagine as a girl

Im 5’1 and people say I have thicc thighs, actually a guy at school rubbed my thighs saying that (was very creepy)

Ooooffffff. Did you report him?

No 😅 me and my friend just walked away

Whhyyyy. You should've reported his bitch ass

I didn’t rly think about it tbh, this happened like over a year ago and tbh the guy is kinda weird

If you don't report him, he's just gonna continue to be weird 💀

Oh true that, he talks about killing and torturing people a lot too and how he’s “experienced with knives” mans crazy

Bruuuuhhhhh. Tell someone. He needs to be checked out by wellbeing services or smthn

I’m 6’8” and can’t jump for shit. Can hardly dunk

I don't play basketball

Completely fine, I know tall people who hate the game.

Are your knees absolutely destroyed?

If I walk a lot, yes. But it's mainly my back

no, i dont call you mommy because i always ask for permission before calling someone mommy unironically on that note, can i call you mommy 🥺

hmm, ofc sweetie

Hello there

general kenobi

Correct.🗿

lmao

How’dja know

the old star wars movies are kinda cool ig

Fr

ikr

you are a bold one

Jedi scum

May the force leave you alone

And these sabers are a fine collection

Danke sehn

thanks mommy

Can I do that too?

Ave, true to Caesar

who?

Caesar, supreme leader of the Legion and true ruler of the Mojave Wasteland.

oh so a techno barbarian?

Ig, I'm not all that familiar with Warhammer. But I didn't know anyone that's trans hasn't played Fallout: New Vegas, it's like the stereotype game.

well guess im your first, idk fallout isn't my type of game

Fair enough, they have their issues. I personally don't like the durability on weapons in the older games, and the dialogue in the new ones is awful, but still enjoyable. # # and if you don't mind me asking, how's your transition going? I'm a 90% closeted trans-fem enby, so I love hearing how people have progressed.

Also a gay

This weather makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

“Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter”

Death to the cringe people using the word "mommy"! FOR THE EMPEROR AND MY LORD YOUR SHALL PERISH!

WOOOOOOOOO, now this is a man i can agree with💅

Thicc thighs till I die, in the universe name we pray, amen.

Mommy 🥺

smh yes sweetie?

Will you suffocate me with your thighs?

ugh fine, but they're only half soft and half muscle 😔

I love that

Just accept it. They're right. 😳👉👈 Have a nice day 👍

>im 6'0 and have thicc thighs 🥺a yo fr fr? MOMMY!!!🥺

Why are kids calling themselves submissive and breedable like go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable

breedable? havent heard that one yet 🥹🥹

the URL lol some\_mfs\_really\_call\_me\_mommy\_just\_cause\_im\_60

You're pretty, i haven't seen you but the way you describe your self tells me a bit about you, some guys would die for you girl love your body

well im actually very unattractive tbh

i disagree, i doubt you would be because most people who say they are unattractive are those who are the most attractive :3

trust me, i barely even pass as a girl

look i can't say anything since i haven't seen you but i bet you are good looking : )

aww, well thank you still. you're very sweet

awee thank you! i'm only being honest :))

thank you tho :3

How many colors exist? Edit:typo

the comment aint even edited-

Some people call me daddy just cause they lack a father figure and I don't exploit it but instead support them and wear socks and sandals when meeting their friends.

6'4 and skinny as shit. I'm perfect. Edit:Scratch that I just checked I'm 6'1 how tf I shrink.

Okie mommy

good girl

bro I’m 6’3 , have kinda thicc thighs and still get called daddy 💀 otn- I’m a girl

Mommy

That’s cringe.

I know, how does no one cringe while reading this comment section 💀 no one is self aware anymore

Now that I read the comment section, people are so down bad 💀

Lion El Johnson is the only thing I will call you and I will fight for the emperor.

finally, someone i can respect

Easy just replace your foul flesh with silica and the glory of the machine

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im a 5'6 dude and all I get called is short

You’re not that short, just a little below average

I don't want to call you mommy, I want to give you a hug

Mommy?

no

Sadge

I don't call you mommy because you're big and have thicc thighs I call you mommy because of the motherly wholesomeness you present

PICK ME THE F UP

I'm a dude and I'm 5ft7 this sucks

That's a good ass reason So anyway can i call you mommy?

A fellow 6' thicc thighs woman, how goes it

What if they were taller than you

Guess what? Imma call you mommy anyways

But-but *mommy*

Precisely I would also, call you mommy with those specifications unless explicitly told otherwise by you

cmon horny redditors, everyone knows that german science > thicc mommy thighs

but german science *gave* me these thighs

Based username

Ok hold up how old were these mfs.

20s and 30s

And the still trynna get bitches

Can I call you mommy? Mommy

No I don't call you mommy to ask you to be my mom. I call you mommy because your 6'0 and have thick thighs and I'm 5'3

Can we get some picture proof, asking for a friend

prove it then that you're 6'0 and have thicc thighs lol

Imagine using feet instead of meters

My crush lets me call her mommy so its ok, but she likes me too so yea

This is a trans girl moment fo sho. Do you also love being carried? Asking for a friend... -Signed, a fellow trans girl

most definitely, being carried is amazing

Omg I want someone to carry me and whisper sweet nothings into my ear soooo bad

bruhh yessss

What about sitting on people's lap? Or having someone sit on your lap?

BOTH IS AMAZING

Sorry for asking so many questions. It's not every day you meet another trans girl in the wild.

im happy to answer any and all questions sis <3

im 6'6(male) with beard, kids call me "uncle". i slap the shit out of them

Holy mommy mia. You’re just about my height

I am 5'4 and I have been called by mommy by half of my friend group.

lucky

I AM ONE OF THE SHORTEST ONES IN MY GRADE

LETS SWITCH HEIGHTS

LET'S, I HATE BEING SHORT

I HATE BEING TALL

Proof?

pic pls,asking for a friend