So which country has the best engineering
Cue pillar men theme
Yes yes yes yes YES!
*Esidisi, Wammu, and Kars have joined the chat*
DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKA ICHI
*GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST*
bro i'm 5'3" and goth and have the thighs and get called mommy too.
***I'M 5'3" BRO.***
I WISH I WAS 5'3 AND COULD PULL OFF THE GOTH LOOK, i don't even fully pass as a girl yet..
i'd love to help with trying to pass :\]
styles, accessories, makeup, whatever!
dammmn really 🥺
ofc!! feel free to dm me whenever about anything. vents, needing advice, whatever :\]
dammmmn thank you so much sis 🥺❤
i'd like to think i'm a good teacher and advice giver. not sure though lol. i do teach art lessons sometimes if that counts. maybe it could apply to makeup.
dammmn you do art🥺? im teaching myself how to paint 40k minis rn
painting isn't really my main medium lol. but i have painted ceiling tiles at my highschool!!
dammmn thats still super cool tho, you must be very proud
you can dm me aswell if you want advice bc I always try do different makeup looks so it would be nice to have someone to talk abt it with
Hello fellow nerdy trans woman, lovely to make your aquatince
woooo nerdy trans gang
Bro i got long hair and get called "ma'am" one time i went into the office with a friend of mine and the front desk lady said "how can i help you two girls" keep in mind i was wearing beat up work jeans and a camo shirt and they STILL thought i was a girl. So grow out ya hair trust, also learn make up i did and i confused the hell out of so many people.
Height doesn't matter, its about the energy
I'm 5'11 and look like I am a 1950's housewife and I get called mommy too
okay but that's hot.
I am 6'2 but anyone goth is mommy to me
Short people are cute imo :)
If you’re super short and feisty, especially goth, you too qualify as mommy
Can confirm, my gf is exactly that.
same but I’m 4’11
Jamie is that you
I'm 6'6 and have decent thighs 😏
no way you're 6'6 man you're an entire foot above me
Well, I am 😊
sheesh, can u get me the cereal from on top of the fridge pls?
You don't know how often I'm asked that
lol I bet, being 6'6 must be annoying, especially as a girl, if you were my friend I would probably climb you everytime we meet up
Lmao. Piggy backs for everyone
Hiking roleplay boutta be lit
dammn mommy 😳
i am scared that people still do this
maybe thanos was right....
He always was.
I should throw a creampied toaster in the tub with you as you shower.
Edit: Had a typo.
When you reach 6’0 you’re a midget for the 7’0-8’0 people, shorter than that you’re non-existent
Hello mommy's mommy
So you are grandma right ?
Why you trying to be called mommy tho 🤨
Also, 😳👉👈 mommy
I'm not 💀
Smallest dutch person:
I'm part German
Oh I was referring to the joke that every dutch person is 2 meters
* asks while struggling- can you grab the chocolate box mom left on the fridge 🥺?
Maybe. What's in it for me? 🤨
Chocolates ofc dummy, now hurry up gib me that thing pls🥺
*reaches up and gives you the chocolate* there you go dummy. *Headpats*
*politely receives the chocolate box
*blushes cuz of the headpats
*RUNS with all the chocolate
Yes if you are wondering im the yongest kid >_<
No pics no proof
Are you a girl? If so, HOW!?
Trans girl lol
That's very fucking much anyway
Why are you all soo tall 😢 im 5'11 😭😭😭😭
I'ma steal 3 of those inches thanks,I gotta get a little bit above you
Holy shit 6’6 game rise up, as a guy its difficult i can’t even imagine as a girl
Im 5’1 and people say I have thicc thighs, actually a guy at school rubbed my thighs saying that (was very creepy)
Ooooffffff. Did you report him?
No 😅 me and my friend just walked away
Whhyyyy. You should've reported his bitch ass
I didn’t rly think about it tbh, this happened like over a year ago and tbh the guy is kinda weird
If you don't report him, he's just gonna continue to be weird 💀
Oh true that, he talks about killing and torturing people a lot too and how he’s “experienced with knives” mans crazy
Bruuuuhhhhh. Tell someone. He needs to be checked out by wellbeing services or smthn
I’m 6’8” and can’t jump for shit. Can hardly dunk
I don't play basketball
Completely fine, I know tall people who hate the game.
Are your knees absolutely destroyed?
If I walk a lot, yes. But it's mainly my back
no, i dont call you mommy because i always ask for permission before calling someone mommy unironically
on that note, can i call you mommy 🥺
hmm, ofc sweetie
the old star wars movies are kinda cool ig
you are a bold one
May the force leave you alone
And these sabers are a fine collection
Can I do that too?
Ave, true to Caesar
Caesar, supreme leader of the Legion and true ruler of the Mojave Wasteland.
oh so a techno barbarian?
Ig, I'm not all that familiar with Warhammer. But I didn't know anyone that's trans hasn't played Fallout: New Vegas, it's like the stereotype game.
well guess im your first, idk fallout isn't my type of game
Fair enough, they have their issues. I personally don't like the durability on weapons in the older games, and the dialogue in the new ones is awful, but still enjoyable.
and if you don't mind me asking, how's your transition going? I'm a 90% closeted trans-fem enby, so I love hearing how people have progressed.
Also a gay
This weather makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
“Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter”
Death to the cringe people using the word "mommy"! FOR THE EMPEROR AND MY LORD YOUR SHALL PERISH!
WOOOOOOOOO, now this is a man i can agree with💅
Thicc thighs till I die, in the universe name we pray, amen.
smh yes sweetie?
Will you suffocate me with your thighs?
ugh fine, but they're only half soft and half muscle 😔
I love that
Just accept it. They're right. 😳👉👈
Have a nice day 👍
>im 6'0 and have thicc thighs
🥺a yo fr fr? MOMMY!!!🥺
Why are kids calling themselves submissive and breedable like go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable
breedable? havent heard that one yet
the URL lol
You're pretty, i haven't seen you but the way you describe your self tells me a bit about you, some guys would die for you girl love your body
well im actually very unattractive tbh
i disagree, i doubt you would be because most people who say they are unattractive are those who are the most attractive :3
trust me, i barely even pass as a girl
look i can't say anything since i haven't seen you but i bet you are good looking : )
aww, well thank you still. you're very sweet
awee thank you! i'm only being honest :))
thank you tho :3
How many colors exist?
the comment aint even edited-
Some people call me daddy just cause they lack a father figure and I don't exploit it but instead support them and wear socks and sandals when meeting their friends.
6'4 and skinny as shit. I'm perfect.
Edit:Scratch that I just checked I'm 6'1 how tf I shrink.
bro I’m 6’3 , have kinda thicc thighs and still get called daddy 💀 otn- I’m a girl
I know, how does no one cringe while reading this comment section 💀 no one is self aware anymore
Now that I read the comment section, people are so down bad 💀
Lion El Johnson is the only thing I will call you and I will fight for the emperor.
finally, someone i can respect
Easy just replace your foul flesh with silica and the glory of the machine
im a 5'6 dude and all I get called is short
You’re not that short, just a little below average
I don't want to call you mommy, I want to give you a hug
I don't call you mommy because you're big and have thicc thighs
I call you mommy because of the motherly wholesomeness you present
PICK ME THE F UP
I'm a dude and I'm 5ft7 this sucks
That's a good ass reason
So anyway can i call you mommy?
A fellow 6' thicc thighs woman, how goes it
What if they were taller than you
Guess what? Imma call you mommy anyways
I would also, call you mommy with those specifications
unless explicitly told otherwise by you
cmon horny redditors, everyone knows that german science > thicc mommy thighs
but german science *gave* me these thighs
Ok hold up how old were these mfs.
20s and 30s
And the still trynna get bitches
Can I call you mommy? Mommy
No I don't call you mommy to ask you to be my mom. I call you mommy because your 6'0 and have thick thighs and I'm 5'3
Can we get some picture proof, asking for a friend
prove it then that you're 6'0 and have thicc thighs lol
Imagine using feet instead of meters
My crush lets me call her mommy so its ok, but she likes me too so yea
This is a trans girl moment fo sho. Do you also love being carried? Asking for a friend...
-Signed, a fellow trans girl
most definitely, being carried is amazing
Omg I want someone to carry me and whisper sweet nothings into my ear soooo bad
What about sitting on people's lap? Or having someone sit on your lap?
BOTH IS AMAZING
Sorry for asking so many questions. It's not every day you meet another trans girl in the wild.
im happy to answer any and all questions sis <3
im 6'6(male) with beard, kids call me "uncle". i slap the shit out of them
Holy mommy mia. You’re just about my height
I am 5'4 and I have been called by mommy by half of my friend group.
I AM ONE OF THE SHORTEST ONES IN MY GRADE
LETS SWITCH HEIGHTS
LET'S, I HATE BEING SHORT
I HATE BEING TALL
pic pls,asking for a friend