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senpai_ned

So which country has the best engineering


Major_von_strohiem

germany


senpai_ned

Cue pillar men theme


Major_von_strohiem

oh no


al3ph_0

oh YES


OrdinaryBallowski2

Yes yes yes yes YES!


I_am_a_Victor_simp

*Esidisi, Wammu, and Kars have joined the chat*


KashiDixit

GigaChad mom☝️


rv_ribhavvaish

BRRRRRAAAAAKAAAAAA-


rochakgupta

MONOGAAAAAAAA


Noshadow_banlmao

DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKA ICHI


00-H

*GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST*


googles22006

bro i'm 5'3" and goth and have the thighs and get called mommy too. ​ ***I'M 5'3" BRO.***


Major_von_strohiem

I WISH I WAS 5'3 AND COULD PULL OFF THE GOTH LOOK, i don't even fully pass as a girl yet..


googles22006

i'd love to help with trying to pass :\] styles, accessories, makeup, whatever!


Major_von_strohiem

dammmn really 🥺


googles22006

ofc!! feel free to dm me whenever about anything. vents, needing advice, whatever :\]


Major_von_strohiem

dammmmn thank you so much sis 🥺❤


googles22006

<33 i'd like to think i'm a good teacher and advice giver. not sure though lol. i do teach art lessons sometimes if that counts. maybe it could apply to makeup.


Major_von_strohiem

dammmn you do art🥺? im teaching myself how to paint 40k minis rn


googles22006

painting isn't really my main medium lol. but i have painted ceiling tiles at my highschool!!


Major_von_strohiem

dammmn thats still super cool tho, you must be very proud


Middle-Ambassador883

you can dm me aswell if you want advice bc I always try do different makeup looks so it would be nice to have someone to talk abt it with


Lemohn_

Hello fellow nerdy trans woman, lovely to make your aquatince


Major_von_strohiem

woooo nerdy trans gang


yeetzone

Bro i got long hair and get called "ma'am" one time i went into the office with a friend of mine and the front desk lady said "how can i help you two girls" keep in mind i was wearing beat up work jeans and a camo shirt and they STILL thought i was a girl. So grow out ya hair trust, also learn make up i did and i confused the hell out of so many people.


StarShooter777

Height doesn't matter, its about the energy


Intelligent_Point311

I'm 5'11 and look like I am a 1950's housewife and I get called mommy too


googles22006

okay but that's hot.


yxlmal

I am 6'2 but anyone goth is mommy to me


googles22006

hah.


theDarkIsHereNow

Short people are cute imo :)


Chemical_Analysis_82

If you’re super short and feisty, especially goth, you too qualify as mommy


Get_snipd

Can confirm, my gf is exactly that.


smallanimals123

same but I’m 4’11


Yeet_Nugget3647

Jamie is that you


Sister_Angalina

I'm 6'6 and have decent thighs 😏


RimaH54

no way you're 6'6 man you're an entire foot above me


Sister_Angalina

Well, I am 😊


RimaH54

sheesh, can u get me the cereal from on top of the fridge pls?


Sister_Angalina

You don't know how often I'm asked that


RimaH54

lol I bet, being 6'6 must be annoying, especially as a girl, if you were my friend I would probably climb you everytime we meet up


Sister_Angalina

Lmao. Piggy backs for everyone


ejymt

Hiking roleplay boutta be lit


Major_von_strohiem

dammn mommy 😳


Sister_Angalina

😳😳😳 I- Wh- 😖😖😖


Major_von_strohiem

uwu


Sister_Angalina

OwU


NoPositive8092

i am scared that people still do this


Sister_Angalina

Lmao


Itz_Gl1tch

maybe thanos was right....


rickxsike69

He always was.


[deleted]

I- *blushes profusely* I- I- Mommy?


Clanka_Fucker69420

I should throw a creampied toaster in the tub with you as you shower. Edit: Had a typo.


Sim_sim_putty

When you reach 6’0 you’re a midget for the 7’0-8’0 people, shorter than that you’re non-existent


Sister_Angalina

Mhm mhm


Shourya2009

Hello mommy's mommy


Reasonable_Pudding14

So you are grandma right ?


Malachite_Cookie

Why you trying to be called mommy tho 🤨 Also, 😳👉👈 mommy


Sister_Angalina

I'm not 💀


christian-ledet

Smallest dutch person:


Sister_Angalina

I'm part German


christian-ledet

Oh I was referring to the joke that every dutch person is 2 meters


Sister_Angalina

Oh lol


IntentionLevel4632

* asks while struggling- can you grab the chocolate box mom left on the fridge 🥺?


Sister_Angalina

Maybe. What's in it for me? 🤨


IntentionLevel4632

Chocolates ofc dummy, now hurry up gib me that thing pls🥺


Sister_Angalina

*reaches up and gives you the chocolate* there you go dummy. *Headpats*


IntentionLevel4632

*politely receives the chocolate box *blushes cuz of the headpats *RUNS with all the chocolate Yes if you are wondering im the yongest kid >_<


JasonIsSuchAnIdiot

No pics no proof


Sister_Angalina

😑


[deleted]

Are you a girl? If so, HOW!?


Sister_Angalina

Trans girl lol


[deleted]

That's very fucking much anyway


Unknownuser82705

Mommy?


PuireLable

Why are you all soo tall 😢 im 5'11 😭😭😭😭


backstib

I'ma steal 3 of those inches thanks,I gotta get a little bit above you


Edgypack38906

Holy shit 6’6 game rise up, as a guy its difficult i can’t even imagine as a girl


AnAnimeSimp

Im 5’1 and people say I have thicc thighs, actually a guy at school rubbed my thighs saying that (was very creepy)


Sister_Angalina

Ooooffffff. Did you report him?


AnAnimeSimp

No 😅 me and my friend just walked away


Sister_Angalina

Whhyyyy. You should've reported his bitch ass


AnAnimeSimp

I didn’t rly think about it tbh, this happened like over a year ago and tbh the guy is kinda weird


Sister_Angalina

If you don't report him, he's just gonna continue to be weird 💀


AnAnimeSimp

Oh true that, he talks about killing and torturing people a lot too and how he’s “experienced with knives” mans crazy


Sister_Angalina

Bruuuuhhhhh. Tell someone. He needs to be checked out by wellbeing services or smthn


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

I’m 6’8” and can’t jump for shit. Can hardly dunk


Sister_Angalina

I don't play basketball


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Completely fine, I know tall people who hate the game.


former_demon

Are your knees absolutely destroyed?


Sister_Angalina

If I walk a lot, yes. But it's mainly my back


Schnitzellover69420

no, i dont call you mommy because i always ask for permission before calling someone mommy unironically on that note, can i call you mommy 🥺


Major_von_strohiem

hmm, ofc sweetie


Thatlittlebih

Hello there


Major_von_strohiem

general kenobi


Thatlittlebih

Correct.🗿


Major_von_strohiem

lmao


Thatlittlebih

How’dja know


Major_von_strohiem

the old star wars movies are kinda cool ig


Thatlittlebih

Fr


Major_von_strohiem

ikr


morningstar3660

you are a bold one


Levity_0

Jedi scum


Thatlittlebih

May the force leave you alone


Levity_0

And these sabers are a fine collection


Thatlittlebih

Danke sehn


Schnitzellover69420

thanks mommy


[deleted]

Can I do that too?


Die6677

Ave, true to Caesar


Major_von_strohiem

who?


Die6677

Caesar, supreme leader of the Legion and true ruler of the Mojave Wasteland.


Major_von_strohiem

oh so a techno barbarian?


Die6677

Ig, I'm not all that familiar with Warhammer. But I didn't know anyone that's trans hasn't played Fallout: New Vegas, it's like the stereotype game.


Major_von_strohiem

well guess im your first, idk fallout isn't my type of game


Die6677

Fair enough, they have their issues. I personally don't like the durability on weapons in the older games, and the dialogue in the new ones is awful, but still enjoyable. # # and if you don't mind me asking, how's your transition going? I'm a 90% closeted trans-fem enby, so I love hearing how people have progressed.


Settmainbigbrain

Also a gay


Solution-Interesting

This weather makes me wish for a nuclear winter.


SmoughAndOrnstein

“Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter”


RennocInsanity

Death to the cringe people using the word "mommy"! FOR THE EMPEROR AND MY LORD YOUR SHALL PERISH!


Major_von_strohiem

WOOOOOOOOO, now this is a man i can agree with💅


Kayzikoe

Thicc thighs till I die, in the universe name we pray, amen.


[deleted]

Mommy 🥺


Major_von_strohiem

smh yes sweetie?


[deleted]

Will you suffocate me with your thighs?


Major_von_strohiem

ugh fine, but they're only half soft and half muscle 😔


[deleted]

I love that


BCWBen

Just accept it. They're right. 😳👉👈 Have a nice day 👍


singh1975sanjiv

>im 6'0 and have thicc thighs 🥺a yo fr fr? MOMMY!!!🥺


Illumithotii

Why are kids calling themselves submissive and breedable like go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable


Educational_Mix8149

breedable? havent heard that one yet 🥹🥹


VijayMarshall87

the URL lol some\_mfs\_really\_call\_me\_mommy\_just\_cause\_im\_60


Mr_OP_Potato_777

You're pretty, i haven't seen you but the way you describe your self tells me a bit about you, some guys would die for you girl love your body


Major_von_strohiem

well im actually very unattractive tbh


ShalamiBoii

i disagree, i doubt you would be because most people who say they are unattractive are those who are the most attractive :3


Major_von_strohiem

trust me, i barely even pass as a girl


ShalamiBoii

look i can't say anything since i haven't seen you but i bet you are good looking : )


Major_von_strohiem

aww, well thank you still. you're very sweet


ShalamiBoii

awee thank you! i'm only being honest :))


Major_von_strohiem

thank you tho :3


Mr_OP_Potato_777

How many colors exist? Edit:typo


LazyNuggetForever

the comment aint even edited-


Ced-Ko

Some people call me daddy just cause they lack a father figure and I don't exploit it but instead support them and wear socks and sandals when meeting their friends.


SOMETHING494

6'4 and skinny as shit. I'm perfect. Edit:Scratch that I just checked I'm 6'1 how tf I shrink.


Amazekam

Okie mommy


Major_von_strohiem

good girl


Boring_9177

bro I’m 6’3 , have kinda thicc thighs and still get called daddy 💀 otn- I’m a girl


Alberta_Kid_2399

Mommy


AUSr_Strike1

That’s cringe.


euanx

I know, how does no one cringe while reading this comment section 💀 no one is self aware anymore


AUSr_Strike1

Now that I read the comment section, people are so down bad 💀


RennocInsanity

Lion El Johnson is the only thing I will call you and I will fight for the emperor.


Major_von_strohiem

finally, someone i can respect


Bewilderson112

Easy just replace your foul flesh with silica and the glory of the machine


[deleted]

[удалено]


RimaH54

im a 5'6 dude and all I get called is short


Snoo-40931

You’re not that short, just a little below average


oheing

I don't want to call you mommy, I want to give you a hug


StardustNamikaze

Mommy?


Major_von_strohiem

no


StardustNamikaze

Sadge


Cherry_Doggo_09

I don't call you mommy because you're big and have thicc thighs I call you mommy because of the motherly wholesomeness you present


Lolsoda94

PICK ME THE F UP


Alfungus

I'm a dude and I'm 5ft7 this sucks


The_Racoon1407

That's a good ass reason So anyway can i call you mommy?


P0lycUm

A fellow 6' thicc thighs woman, how goes it


MizuameTheDragon

What if they were taller than you


Not_So_Normal_

Guess what? Imma call you mommy anyways


Fast_Turtles

But-but *mommy*


KokolateDakz

Precisely I would also, call you mommy with those specifications unless explicitly told otherwise by you


Misan_UwU

cmon horny redditors, everyone knows that german science > thicc mommy thighs


Major_von_strohiem

but german science *gave* me these thighs


THE-BUSTINATOR

Based username


maaaaaaaaaaaario

Ok hold up how old were these mfs.


Major_von_strohiem

20s and 30s


maaaaaaaaaaaario

And the still trynna get bitches


BlackHawk_1993

Can I call you mommy? Mommy


Joe_Nukington

No I don't call you mommy to ask you to be my mom. I call you mommy because your 6'0 and have thick thighs and I'm 5'3


Facekick48

Can we get some picture proof, asking for a friend


MCYomi

prove it then that you're 6'0 and have thicc thighs lol


Nejdsup

Imagine using feet instead of meters


IMASLIPKNOTFAN

My crush lets me call her mommy so its ok, but she likes me too so yea


1Ashe1

This is a trans girl moment fo sho. Do you also love being carried? Asking for a friend... -Signed, a fellow trans girl


Major_von_strohiem

most definitely, being carried is amazing


1Ashe1

Omg I want someone to carry me and whisper sweet nothings into my ear soooo bad


Major_von_strohiem

bruhh yessss


1Ashe1

What about sitting on people's lap? Or having someone sit on your lap?


Major_von_strohiem

BOTH IS AMAZING


1Ashe1

Sorry for asking so many questions. It's not every day you meet another trans girl in the wild.


Major_von_strohiem

im happy to answer any and all questions sis <3


ThearusLord9

im 6'6(male) with beard, kids call me "uncle". i slap the shit out of them


xXk11lerXx

Holy mommy mia. You’re just about my height


Eternal_Horizons

I am 5'4 and I have been called by mommy by half of my friend group.


Major_von_strohiem

lucky


Eternal_Horizons

I AM ONE OF THE SHORTEST ONES IN MY GRADE


Major_von_strohiem

LETS SWITCH HEIGHTS


Eternal_Horizons

LET'S, I HATE BEING SHORT


Major_von_strohiem

I HATE BEING TALL


anonymous_ghost_6501

Proof?


ExcuseNumerous

pic pls,asking for a friend