Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application.
By - trading123456
Ask for a refund
They told me to fuck off
Just tell them you want your money back
Tell them you’re going to leave a bad Yelp review
worked, out of poverty
Well that’s reassuring!
Karl Marx was full of shit.
I literally just had a customer threaten a bad Yelp review unless we gave them a discount... some people are fucking retarded.
Yelp has a 2/5 rating on Yelp. Yelp wouldn't even use Yelp.
I had a customer leave a bad review for a home I built...20 years ago.
I am a lawyer. The son of an elderly client left a 1-star review because I failed to help his mother adequately in a car crash case.
Funny thing is she provided a photo of the crash and I was able to show her she was in Illinois actually when she crashed and not Indiana. She was confused and didn’t realize it.
I’m not licensed in Illinois. I can’t practice law there I explained. I didn’t charge a dime for my time.
"1/5. Lawyer refuses to get licensed in another state for my mum."
law don't go around here, Law Dog
Got a similar one, but on criminal side. Licensed in CA, not Nevada. Client is arrest in Lake Tahoe just across the Stateline. Charged in Nevada and I explain I can't do it. He says it's because he is black. I tell him I have only spoken to him over the phone and he could be a Martian for all I know. Calls me a cracker. Leaves one star review. "Poor customer service". Thought it was because I was racist....
Where's your site? I'll leave you a positive review!
These keep getting better.
Warranty is good for a year bitch
Wow. Well you can at least be glad she isn’t your wife
🎶Enjoy your boogers and cum!🎶
Did you show them the receipt?
I threw it away
Who keeps receipts?
I don’t need a physical reminder of my terrible life choices
I love the No Receipt option at the ATM. No evidence!
Did you try turning it to Wumbo
Don't even act like I didn't buy that donut
I hear that if you eat receipts and contracts, it nullifies them. Unless they have a copy, but eat that too.
Just eat them (people who won’t refund me). Got it! Thanks!
You tell that your plug spotted you for the trade and now he’s gonna want his money back. Say it in idiot English slang though, just to be sure.
Ask me. Maybe I will refund you! Go ahead, ask. Whadya have to lose?
Oh. Well. Hi there. Can....I. ... getmymoneyback?
This time next year you’ll be up 200k
If my bookie doesn’t get to me first.
WTF??? Were you within the 30 day window?
What’s a window
It's what you jump out of when you're down $200K
Ohhhhhhh, yeah those.
Ask to see their manager.
I did and they stabbed me with a pen
Man asked John Wick😂
I think they have 30-day returns. When did you get your stocks?
31 days ago
Damn you’re on these 1-liners 😂
Feel free to take advantage of my username if it’ll make you feel better.
That’s rude. I could never do.....would you FUCK Right off!?!?
Did you say you were just practicing? I've heard that works if you tell them about the secret cup and handle
Like that one retard who made a post/rant a while back
He'd borrowed it from a drug dealer too, iirc
Fuck credit card debt, this is the way.
Oh please share that post if you have it!
How do you sit down with balls this big?
Looks like you got a good DKNG.
I see what you did there
This needs to be top!
OP is definitely a bottom
*Slams face on accept button*
Im ded 😆😆💀. I love you guys.
IF YOU GOT SHARES YOU STRAIGHT FAM.
mission failed, we'll get em next time
Please give OP flair "Got a good DKNG"
Oh fuck it’s ZJZ! A comment from a legend is worth that 200k easy!
want another comment? you know what to do
I literally don’t. No
Post another 200k loss.
Ohhhhhhhh gotcha. Can do. Give me a weekish ( I’m bad with deadlines)
NGL, they had us in the first half
It's $200k on a single position. Please apply again in a couple weeks.
Or 100K on weeklies
Hmm. I’ll see what I can do
Approved. -- dude who lost $923K last month on GME calls and is working on losing about $336K.
Jesus Christ, where do y'all get this money to lose?
this dude G. Plotkin... no, better call him Gabe P., was legit giving it away throughout January.
Part of me hurts but the other part is laughing too much
Classic Simpsons reference
I knew someone would get it !
It's the secret of this sub, most casuals reading think it's the common man versus the millionaires when in reality it's millionaires manipulating the common people to make them more money
Just lose and wait for the government to bail you out
Plotkin. He made a bunch of people millionaires.
Did I miss a story here? I am obviously not one of the new millionaires.
He’s the ceo of Melvin capital- who are truly the biggest retards out of anyone here.
You didn’t hear about the GME squeeze? It was mentioned at least twice on this sub
Only generally. In GME terms. Didn't follow the names of the players. Only DFV, who is apparently not a cat.
Ah, I just happened to buy numerous GME calls a few months ago and was wondering why I am now a multi-millionaire. Thanks for clearing that up.
He seriously did. I paid off all my debts. Now I have plenty of room to max out my credit cards again.
Same and I bought a house!
Guess they sold their house wife and kids!
I have a wife and kids. Where can you sell them?
I may be interested. Does your wife come with a boyfriend or do I have to set that up?
I would be so incredibly happy with just the amount of money some of you have to invest recklessly with.....
Recklessly investing is the only reason I have this type of money to recklessly invest. It’s a brutal cycle (circle?)
The more reckless money you make the more reckless you will be usually. Gotta put ur dick on the table to make the big bucks
You ain’t lyin
Scared money don't make money!
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster. Please advise.
Jesus I know right I can’t scrape together more than 200$ and these feckers are blowing 300k based on some babble they heard on Reddit
Have you tried not being poor?
Get well soon old boy’ 🆙
It hurts pop. I’m cold.
The wind will blow and the season will change 🦧🦧🦧🦧🦍🦍🦍🚀
Cough. (Blood) Cough.
The ground may shake beneath but the mountain stands firm 🦧
DK WILL BE UP SOON
Bless your heart
Are these shares in Donkey Kong ? Shit I’d yolo in them too.
I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO
I mean they did go tumbling off a cliff
Whose dk gonna be up? Mine doesn't go down, but I think it's something to do with the crayons
Are you ok
By definition? No. Do I love to gamble. Yes. So yes
If I pissed away $200K, I wouldn't be okay at all. That sucks. 🤣
Edit: just realized that these are unrealized losses/you haven't sold yet.
But the rush man. The rush
Not even close to worth it. I’d rather have the rush of the 40 Hawaiian vacations I could have taken on that loss.
40 vacations in Hawaii? Are you buying a timeshare?
It's a trap! Never say yes to that question. Even if you are. :)
The guy bet nearly $600,000 on a single stock. I think he has been "okay" for some time!
I think DK is going to be fine.
I agree just wait until the next Superbowl or world series
How about the nba playoffs cmon
Yeah OP will be fine eventually. California may legalize app gambling and 💰
Yeah I brought my average down to 60$ from 65$ very bullish on dkng
With each state that legalizes sports betting over the next few years the stock will jump. There's a LOT of unrecognized market out there. Long term it'll hit $200 no problem, but it won't be anytime soon
Approved your application...welcome retard
Im here for the 7 layer nacho dip
Sir this is wendys, we don’t sell that here
I’ll take 2
I want a motherfucking chilito!
You sir, get award for the dirtiest loss porn of the day.
That'll do pig, that'll do.
Just delete your sell button and by default you’re welcome to this group of retards
What’s a sell button
I’ve never witnessed such purity
You are the captain now
I’m the captain.......?....!
Not that bad. Pray for our $pltr pals.
And may the roaring kitty protect us all.
You could have abought a lot of OnlyFans subscriptions with this. Or hookers.
I’d rather get a dozen STD’s from a hooker than pay a chick to see her nudes.
Why get fucked virtually by onlyfans skanks when you could get fucked irl by margin calls instead?
It’s ok. I actually really enjoy the chicken ramen
I just bought 5/28 $58.50 Call for DKNG. Let's fucking goooo
The problem is that, those specific 200,000 dollars were my favorite dollars.
This is the way
Just inverse me you’ll be fine.
I don’t see the problem here.. You own shares of a legitimate company that’s expected to grow over the next few years/decades. Just hold it and stop looking at the value every day.
I mean I don’t see a problem either. I just wanted to join the group. Those 200,000 dollars were my favorite ones though.