T O P

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application.

Heard it cost 200k in losses to join this group. This is my application.

balkso

Ask for a refund


trading123456

They told me to fuck off


p00nslyr_86

Just tell them you want your money back


trading123456

See above


TeamDisrespect

Tell them you’re going to leave a bad Yelp review


no3dinthishouse

worked, out of poverty


cardslinger1989

Well that’s reassuring!


piberryboy

Karl Marx was full of shit.


Bvjiglag

I literally just had a customer threaten a bad Yelp review unless we gave them a discount... some people are fucking retarded.


babypho

Yelp has a 2/5 rating on Yelp. Yelp wouldn't even use Yelp.


Revolutionary-Leg584

Lol


[deleted]

I had a customer leave a bad review for a home I built...20 years ago.


shawlawoff

I am a lawyer. The son of an elderly client left a 1-star review because I failed to help his mother adequately in a car crash case. Funny thing is she provided a photo of the crash and I was able to show her she was in Illinois actually when she crashed and not Indiana. She was confused and didn’t realize it. I’m not licensed in Illinois. I can’t practice law there I explained. I didn’t charge a dime for my time. 1-star review. Sigh.


Rostrow416

"1/5. Lawyer refuses to get licensed in another state for my mum."


perfectentry1

law don't go around here, Law Dog


YesIamAJerkButRight

Got a similar one, but on criminal side. Licensed in CA, not Nevada. Client is arrest in Lake Tahoe just across the Stateline. Charged in Nevada and I explain I can't do it. He says it's because he is black. I tell him I have only spoken to him over the phone and he could be a Martian for all I know. Calls me a cracker. Leaves one star review. "Poor customer service". Thought it was because I was racist.... *sighs*


hold4eva

Where's your site? I'll leave you a positive review!


Bvjiglag

These keep getting better.


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rncd89

Warranty is good for a year bitch


sweetone129

Wow. Well you can at least be glad she isn’t your wife


shaye442

🎶Enjoy your boogers and cum!🎶


Willinton06

Did you show them the receipt?


trading123456

I threw it away


m1rrari

Who keeps receipts? I don’t need a physical reminder of my terrible life choices


akatherder

I love the No Receipt option at the ATM. No evidence!


derivitivedegenerate

Did you try turning it to Wumbo


JonnyF1veAlive

Don't even act like I didn't buy that donut


ABucketFull

I hear that if you eat receipts and contracts, it nullifies them. Unless they have a copy, but eat that too.


trading123456

Just eat them (people who won’t refund me). Got it! Thanks!


astracastor

You tell that your plug spotted you for the trade and now he’s gonna want his money back. Say it in idiot English slang though, just to be sure.


Oafus

Ask me. Maybe I will refund you! Go ahead, ask. Whadya have to lose?


trading123456

Oh. Well. Hi there. Can....I. ... getmymoneyback?


Oafus

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF.


trading123456

*Guh


Oafus

This time next year you’ll be up 200k


trading123456

If my bookie doesn’t get to me first.


Urinal_Pube

WTF??? Were you within the 30 day window?


trading123456

What’s a window


Invictae

It's what you jump out of when you're down $200K


trading123456

Ohhhhhhh, yeah those.


shaye442

10/10


kdex89

Ha goteeeeeeem


Keiichigo

Ask to see their manager.


trading123456

I did and they stabbed me with a pen


Mousse_Leather

Man asked John Wick😂


themastersmb

I think they have 30-day returns. When did you get your stocks?


trading123456

31 days ago


Gold-Leader99

Damn you’re on these 1-liners 😂


Tell-Me-To-Fuck-Off

Feel free to take advantage of my username if it’ll make you feel better.


trading123456

That’s rude. I could never do.....would you FUCK Right off!?!?


spudlogic

Did you say you were just practicing? I've heard that works if you tell them about the secret cup and handle


Artistic_Data7887

Like that one retard who made a post/rant a while back


Haw_and_thornes

He'd borrowed it from a drug dealer too, iirc


woahdailo

Fuck credit card debt, this is the way.


UncleBenji

Oh please share that post if you have it!


rcrharrypotter12

Welcome home


trading123456

🥰


MitchellTrubooty

How do you sit down with balls this big?


trading123456

Custom boxers


anima119

Looks like you got a good DKNG.


hackerman500

Nice


StoneyBalognaHomie

Nice


GrandBigB

Nice


youngthrillak

Nice


Diddy22e

Nice


RawbKTA

Nice


TheAssaron

Nice


trading123456

Nice


Current-Ticket4214

Nice


Braheem2

Nice


GosuTe

Nice


Starfightr

Nice


Zelestialronin

Nice


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cristhm

Nice


SnooHesitations7707

Nice


dj_kaleb

Nice


fireman-zac

Nice


FrickinChickenn

Nice


ajvarooni

Nice


SeNorbub

Nice


BrokenBadNotGoinBack

Nice


scampf

Nice


Nerdicane

Nice.


Apeonomics101

Nice


hassexwithinsects

nice


Artistic_Data7887

I see what you did there


therealdonpablo

This needs to be top!


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

OP is definitely a bottom


Anonytrader

*Slams face on accept button*


trading123456

Friend 🥺


jdaking90

Im ded 😆😆💀. I love you guys.


ManifestAMillion

IF YOU GOT SHARES YOU STRAIGHT FAM.


trading123456

Dis true


zjz

mission failed, we'll get em next time


l0ts0fcats

Please give OP flair "Got a good DKNG"


KeepaKnockin

Deep DKNG So good.


trading123456

Oh fuck it’s ZJZ! A comment from a legend is worth that 200k easy!


shandudelemon

want another comment? you know what to do


trading123456

I literally don’t. No


NumberOneAsshole

Post another 200k loss.


trading123456

Ohhhhhhhh gotcha. Can do. Give me a weekish ( I’m bad with deadlines)


Artistic_Data7887

NGL, they had us in the first half


aint_no_lie

It's $200k on a single position. Please apply again in a couple weeks.


TeamDisrespect

Or 100K on weeklies


trading123456

Hmm. I’ll see what I can do


irishdud1

Approved. -- dude who lost $923K last month on GME calls and is working on losing about $336K.


StrategicNoob17

Jesus Christ, where do y'all get this money to lose?


irishdud1

this dude G. Plotkin... no, better call him Gabe P., was legit giving it away throughout January.


MartoPolo

Part of me hurts but the other part is laughing too much


Toothbras

Classic Simpsons reference


irishdud1

I knew someone would get it !


TyeNation

It's the secret of this sub, most casuals reading think it's the common man versus the millionaires when in reality it's millionaires manipulating the common people to make them more money


danielthelee96

Just lose and wait for the government to bail you out


ItsKrakenMeUp

Plotkin. He made a bunch of people millionaires.


09SHO

Did I miss a story here? I am obviously not one of the new millionaires.


AutisticFingerBang

He’s the ceo of Melvin capital- who are truly the biggest retards out of anyone here.


0OOOOOOOOO0

You didn’t hear about the GME squeeze? It was mentioned at least twice on this sub


09SHO

Only generally. In GME terms. Didn't follow the names of the players. Only DFV, who is apparently not a cat.


sprucenoose

Ah, I just happened to buy numerous GME calls a few months ago and was wondering why I am now a multi-millionaire. Thanks for clearing that up.


landmanpgh

He seriously did. I paid off all my debts. Now I have plenty of room to max out my credit cards again.


ItsKrakenMeUp

Same and I bought a house!


merancio04

Congrats!


trading123456

Found it


RS-Bon-Foc

Guess they sold their house wife and kids!


BasedinOK

I have a wife and kids. Where can you sell them?


scampf

I may be interested. Does your wife come with a boyfriend or do I have to set that up?


MightyMoria

On craaaaaaaaigslist


trading123456

Hi, friend


Present-Evidence-905

I would be so incredibly happy with just the amount of money some of you have to invest recklessly with.....


trading123456

Recklessly investing is the only reason I have this type of money to recklessly invest. It’s a brutal cycle (circle?)


sanesame

The more reckless money you make the more reckless you will be usually. Gotta put ur dick on the table to make the big bucks


trading123456

You ain’t lyin


RectalSpawn

Scared money don't make money!


trading123456

Tell em!!!


T0asterFork

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster. Please advise.


3eemo

Jesus I know right I can’t scrape together more than 200$ and these feckers are blowing 300k based on some babble they heard on Reddit


AmericaHatesCommies

Have you tried not being poor?


londontradingcompany

Get well soon old boy’ 🆙


trading123456

It hurts pop. I’m cold.


londontradingcompany

The wind will blow and the season will change 🦧🦧🦧🦧🦍🦍🦍🚀


trading123456

Cough. (Blood) Cough.


londontradingcompany

The ground may shake beneath but the mountain stands firm 🦧


SurfCong

DK WILL BE UP SOON


trading123456

Bless your heart


Gulzare

Are these shares in Donkey Kong ? Shit I’d yolo in them too.


I_dont_know_you_pick

*Drift King


mphelp11

I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO


2guysvsendlessshrimp

I mean they did go tumbling off a cliff


Substantial_Ad6171

Whose dk gonna be up? Mine doesn't go down, but I think it's something to do with the crayons


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bamnewnan

Are you ok


trading123456

By definition? No. Do I love to gamble. Yes. So yes


Confident-Victory-21

If I pissed away $200K, I wouldn't be okay at all. That sucks. 🤣 Edit: just realized that these are unrealized losses/you haven't sold yet.


trading123456

But the rush man. The rush


Temnothorax

Not even close to worth it. I’d rather have the rush of the 40 Hawaiian vacations I could have taken on that loss.


JojenCopyPaste

40 vacations in Hawaii? Are you buying a timeshare?


OhTehNose

It's a trap! Never say yes to that question. Even if you are. :)


Market_Monkey_

The guy bet nearly $600,000 on a single stock. I think he has been "okay" for some time!


Particular-Wrongdoer

I think DK is going to be fine.


AmbulanceDriver95

I agree just wait until the next Superbowl or world series


bigtime284

How about the nba playoffs cmon


Incryptio

Yeah OP will be fine eventually. California may legalize app gambling and 💰


bigtime284

Yeah I brought my average down to 60$ from 65$ very bullish on dkng


SellingFirewood

With each state that legalizes sports betting over the next few years the stock will jump. There's a LOT of unrecognized market out there. Long term it'll hit $200 no problem, but it won't be anytime soon


International_Ant792

Approved your application...welcome retard


trading123456

Friend


Flying_M0nk3y

Hug?


trading123456

Hug


Guardiansaiyan

Hug!


LeaderAppropriate420

Im here for the 7 layer nacho dip


jtexas88

Sir this is wendys, we don’t sell that here


trading123456

I’ll take 2


LeaderAppropriate420

Since wendy


Lord-of-Tresserhorn

I want a motherfucking chilito!


N008toR3ddit

You sir, get award for the dirtiest loss porn of the day.


trading123456

I accept


ScroogeMcThrowaway

That'll do pig, that'll do.


Vivid_Belt

Just delete your sell button and by default you’re welcome to this group of retards


trading123456

What’s a sell button


superheadlock

I’ve never witnessed such purity


ResolutionHorror541

Buttons?


w3lik3th3stock

You are the captain now


trading123456

I’m the captain.......?....!


Leonaarrd

Not that bad. Pray for our $pltr pals.


trading123456

And may the roaring kitty protect us all.


[deleted]

You could have abought a lot of OnlyFans subscriptions with this. Or hookers. Choices, man.


trading123456

I’d rather get a dozen STD’s from a hooker than pay a chick to see her nudes.


mortgagemammoth

Why get fucked virtually by onlyfans skanks when you could get fucked irl by margin calls instead?


trading123456

Preach


laflair90210

Ouch 🤕


trading123456

It’s ok. I actually really enjoy the chicken ramen


s0g00d

I just bought 5/28 $58.50 Call for DKNG. Let's fucking goooo


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trading123456

The problem is that, those specific 200,000 dollars were my favorite dollars.


oHH_Jaypee

This is the way


trading123456

Just inverse me you’ll be fine.


STOPbuyingPUTS

I don’t see the problem here.. You own shares of a legitimate company that’s expected to grow over the next few years/decades. Just hold it and stop looking at the value every day.


trading123456

I mean I don’t see a problem either. I just wanted to join the group. Those 200,000 dollars were my favorite ones though.