By - OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/robohydrate (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 377.0 when it was 469.95 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Sometimes I annoy myself
I only let the finest Egyptian cottons touch my skin
I let the pool water level get too low and the heat pump stopped working. It’s gorgeous out and pool is freezing 😡🤡
Stop calling your bathtub a pool
Some of you have never felt the loving touch of a man and it shows
Bought today load of YEXT.
Did they just fucking bull trap us?
I got to read wsb and got a blowjob from a girl today. She also brought be beer and pedialyte. Didn’t pay for anything. She’s definitely dumber than a bag of rocks, and not much of a looker, but I’ll take it.
why is corn dieing
Bought Ford today at 19.69. Up more than 6.50% already. Would you consider selling it or keeping it?
Definitely wanted to hold it for a long run but think it will sink massively tomorrow
tsla moving again
portfolio can't be down if you just keep adding money right?
ok, bears everywhere 🐻
everything down but tesla up like a boss 🤡
If there’s one thing I’ve learned. It’s hold until rags or riches
Instead of buying NIO, no i gotta go and buy PayPal isn’t that something?
> Yes, PayPal is a payment option on eBay.
how much money will i lose tomorrow?
Drank last night for the first time in a while… still sucks. Today was wasted
People thought Pearl Jam was “good”
Don’t call me daughter
It’s not fair to
Id say there the shit almost diarrhea just all around an Even Flow
🎶Tell me all the ways to stay away.....ey ey ey ya....🎵🎶
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Wan and her daughter got pissed at me today because I said, " Yes, you can." When she said she couldn't get through a gap. She made it easily. Puts on Walmart. No way people like this can have the skills necessary to hold a job/make money.
How is this holiday week usually? Should I expect anything?
Usually low volume
Sometimes good sometimes bad
NQ green, bears suck peen
don't be spleen
whiney rhyme queens
I wonder how many electric cars the government will buy with the build back better plan. It seems like Biden has test driven all the American brands recently.
So what does this mean? We go into Monday without picking a new fed chair?
Fever and sore throat in any patient taking anti thyroid drugs suggests what?
Calls on the hot, blonde referee that jumped in the middle of that.
Playing tennis, all the balls are green. So are the courts. Bullish af ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)
Sell SPY January 2024 470Cs and but January 2022 470Cs with the premium.
You’re fuckin retarded.
Well yeah, I know that
Seems kinda dumb to go that far out with the short leg and so close with the long leg. Are you expecting a huge drop after 1/20/22 that you could buy those back on? I would prefer to sell 45dte .2-.3 delta and then use that to buy calls. I would at least attempt to profit from theta decay if I had 100 spy shares.
I was just looking at trying to get a large premium, but your idea seems better.
I've been selling dog shit shit weeklies and buying shares with the premium.
I feel like that’s a sick way to lose a lot of money but honestly have no clue maybe it’s a sick play
I mean it's covered and strike above what I paid for shares.
But maybe it is retarded lol
What company? January?
Oh shit I forgot to say SPY
I’d say no. But I have no idea what I’m talking about..
Fuck, I hate when I have no more buying power and I don't want to sell positions.
I usually just sell the worst performing one.
!barbet SPY 473 5D
Goddm Jesus fucking Christ I just ripped ass so foul the wallpaper is going to start peeling off
About to smoke meth and play Arkanoid for 36 hours in the storage unit I live in.
CLOV to the moon!
Buying $BBY, $DELL, and possibly $HPQ this week. Finally selling my dying $PYPL position if it can rebound to $200.
>if it can rebound to $200.
Great way to lose another 20%!
Haha aw c'mon man. You don't think it can bounce 7 points? I'm already down heavy on it, but I'm holding a chunk for the next few years just in case.
Small caps/Growth recovering and big tech green tomorrow = Bers fucked from all angle possible
#Look at these degens on wsb so excited to lose money again tomorrow ...
It’s an addic-I mean a passion
1 hour before stock market worship resume
Regretting buying the GME put at close. All my plays going the wrong way. FML
My Face When: I've been in the wrong WSB thread for 42 minutes.
If Lael Brainard is named Federal Reserve chair, the first move by financial markets may be to price in an even more dovish central bank—-
Get JPOW out if that’s true 🤑
Moscow mules are my play this weekend. Full send 🤙
YOLOed a grand on texans moneyline. Printed
YOLO’d on Steelers ML parlayed with the over… so close
When demand is high and supply is low, price goes up. That's basic economics.
Scalpers think it will work because it has a history of totally working.
Brainard kinda MILF hot 🤑🤑
Born: January 1, 1962 (age 59 years), Hamburg, Germany 🇩🇪
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886) When you stumble across an article noting the escort service you used 15 years ago got caught and jailed because they were federal employees operating out of their work offices ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
I got one better for you: when you find out the business you used to order your child pornography from, was an FBI sting operation all along. And that the reason they never busted you for buying child pornography was because they knew you only had $45 in your bank account: they only bust wealthy offenders.
META etf leaps?
Just buy Meta leaps not the etf
Just buy the underlying and don’t be a cuck to boomer schemes
What yall think about my RBLX 100 4 week banbet?
I mean this metaverse bullshit will crash pretty hard like QS and PLUG did during the first pump.
Only holding 40 short so no biggie if it blows up in my face
i mean Roblox at fucking 140 is ridiculous to me ,
Dry, hard cider is underrated.
The dryer the better. You wouldn't drink a sweet beer so why would you drink a sweet cider. That's what apple juice is for
Last night I had a dry hard apple and pear cider that had ginger and cinnamon in it 😋
I really like it. too many people associate cider with super sweetness and those aren't the ones worth consuming
Becky loves the sweet ciders. They taste like her Zimas.
za yunited estates of america.stupid salute
TSLA calls I guess
how are you guys going to play ATVI? or just stay away? I'm finally getting around to read the full WSJ Kotick article, it's ruff. COD Vanguard has had a terrible launch in sales numbers, and Diablo + Overwatch delayed until at least 2023.
so is it a knife still falling?
I'll probably just stay away, but I'm curious how it'll go
Idk doesn't seem to have bottomed out yet.
Numbers might go up for Christmas sales, but idk how much it'll help. I have a $65 call for Friday so we'll see what happens
It’s a shame that thick, Latina shawties always end up looking like fat abuelas at age 35 lol
Not all the time buddy I live in Miami trust me
Rocking this thread till futures drop
COIN to 500
Question for anyone that remembers: what were gasoline prices like when we were getting those $600 and $1400 checks from the IRS?
Those were the days
> Gasoline prices were $2.12 per gallon in April of 2007, and they increased to a peak of $4.11 per gallon by July 2008 before the financial crisis hit.
> Gasoline prices were $2.12 per gallon in April of 2007
Useful info indeed, VisualMod, but not quite what I was asking.
Today is the first Sunday in a while where I’m not sure if I’m about to be pegged in the ass tomorrow morning or not
No one can see you cry in the shower.
Lube up just in case...nothing worse than a surprise peg session
SPCE PLTR CLF
RIP LESS THAN 2% retail in green. Really got em on these bags
Jesus, the Bears are gonna lose in the most Bears fashion possible
I miss her. She’s very beautiful
Am here baby boo
She's here dude.
Breastfeeding time goo goo gaga
Wow Vikings showing grit
You guys don’t laugh at me when I get banned tomorrow for a week. I made a really shitty banbet and I won’t be able to defend my decision
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) <--- I will post this on your banbet. I won't laugh though I promise.
CoupleOfTastyTreats & MartyMoho looking at all the MU talk on this sub for tomorrow like ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
If you ain't putting the figure 4 on someone Thanksgiving day
While drinking a beer
You ain't right 😤
There's a lot if little kids running around and you know it!!!
Lmao. Microsoft already tried and got rejected.
PINS 💼 heavy as hell hu? You have zero chance of swaying anybody here on that trash go to r/investing
Is Robinhood a buy? I got a fake dog digital thing with my Burger King meal today via them.
Watching football..Brady FTX on.."I'm trading crypto" says TB12. Account on his phone shows $ 48,7xx. Maybe Giselle Hodls more?
I aspire to be Adam Neumann in life.
Create hype about some garbage idea and jump ship with a billion dollars.
(while technically doing nothing illegal)
It amazes me that anyone looked at him and thought: I want to give him my money. His pics give me the creeps
It’s kinda weird to see social media on fire about XYZ and you get the impression that society as you know it is coming to an end. Then I go outside and none of that shit actually exists lol
If you ugly get jacked
If you broke get rich
- Mark Antony
If that’s true don’t leave me all alone out here~
Don’t be scared, just grab my dick and all will be well.
Not sure what the move is for tomorrow, breaking out the uno cards
Feeling cute, might raise 400million in funding for an idea that isn’t scientifically possible and fake my voice later. Idk tho
There is something terrifying happening inside that mind of yours.
Trevor semen vulturing a mark Ingram TD and potentially ruining my parlay… I’m down bad bros
My girl wants to know what this world has come to
When men call their buttholes bussys 😎
As someone so eloquently schooled us yesterday it's actually from pedo websites so they don't trigger some kind of word thingy
Ppl “”””investing”””” in WISH Bc the DD was “$WISH” spam on wsb 🤡
Liberty Mutual catch phrase would like a word, or four:
“Liberty, Liberty, Liiiiiberty, Liiiiiiberty.”
I think the MMs let GME pump like 8% once every six weeks so people keep buying those expensive ass calls. Then it goes back down and flat.
I just need Corsair to rip to $50 so my options can quadruple
what brokerage is the best to use for big trades? robinhood bit my ass with a restriction
Who want an award I’m feeling generous
God fucking damn this piece of shit mod wont let me post a fucking 1000% return on GME I hate all these god damn bull fucking shit regulations like Jesus fucking Christ what do I have to do
PM me proof. I need to get off rn
Hey I’m just here to say fuck u Xi SmallPing
say no to slavery, i can’t believe some actually choose to be slaves smh
These goose 312s aren't too shabby. Pairs well with cherry tomatoes, a fat joint and copious sunshine
Commercial Chicago beer is overrated. If you’re local there are much better breweries depending on your taste
I'm in the deep south. Didn't even know it was brewed there.
312 refers to Chicago area code
Sir did you bring and entire handle of Tito’s into the restaurant?
Now why would I do that
Sir it’s sitting on the table, I can see it
This? This is just one of those aqua flasks
I’m gonna have to ask you to leave si…
*pounds remaining Tito’s and skips bill*
Pukes in parking lot
Fuck I can’t wait for market open
LOL VIKINGS!!! That bad man did it again
GME had a good week, or a few I guess. But is it really set up to take off yet? This week? The next week? I have gotten burned on short dated calls when apes said so before
No It’s gona dump like clockwork tomorrow.
Never hitting $300 again…don’t waste your time the IV is insane, a suckers ticker honestly.
One mustnt tell lies!!!
By April it will be sitting $300+ permanently
I agree it will probably dump. But it did break through some key resistance. So it might not. However, I also agree it will not hit $300 anywhere in the near future… maybe in the long term but not with a pump and dump short term event
My man, making the rational assessments all day everyday. It takes capital and opportunity cost away from my tech calls that are on fire
Im sticking with Chasdaq and FAANG for now 👍🏽
Yup! I trade QQQ. I considered NASDAQ but there are more bumps in their chart. Any reason you play with Chad?
That’s what I mean QQQ….same index. I have 4 406 calls