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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/robohydrate (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 377.0 when it was 469.95 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


cashflow_

Sometimes I annoy myself


cashflow_

I only let the finest Egyptian cottons touch my skin


cashflow_

I let the pool water level get too low and the heat pump stopped working. It’s gorgeous out and pool is freezing 😡🤡


aunitpls

Stop calling your bathtub a pool


cashflow_

Some of you have never felt the loving touch of a man and it shows


Accomplished_Music94

Bought today load of YEXT.


SwedishKillerChef

Did they just fucking bull trap us?


jeebus224

I got to read wsb and got a blowjob from a girl today. She also brought be beer and pedialyte. Didn’t pay for anything. She’s definitely dumber than a bag of rocks, and not much of a looker, but I’ll take it.


Suitable-Piglet8444

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Suitable-Piglet8444

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


cashflow_

🥳


whiskytangofoxtrot08

test


whiskytangofoxtrot08

why is corn dieing


Dramatic-Candidate-5

Bought Ford today at 19.69. Up more than 6.50% already. Would you consider selling it or keeping it? Definitely wanted to hold it for a long run but think it will sink massively tomorrow


whiskytangofoxtrot08

tsla moving again


trampytrails

portfolio can't be down if you just keep adding money right?


VisualMod

> True.


lazyr0bin

ok, bears everywhere 🐻


lazyr0bin

everything down but tesla up like a boss 🤡


rogue_roads

If there’s one thing I’ve learned. It’s hold until rags or riches


astafe

Instead of buying NIO, no i gotta go and buy PayPal isn’t that something?


VisualMod

> Yes, PayPal is a payment option on eBay.


zestykite

how much money will i lose tomorrow?


EVGOLD

[https://www.tradingview.com/chart/GME/XRTjYnuL-Gamestop-MOASS/](https://www.tradingview.com/chart/GME/XRTjYnuL-Gamestop-MOASS/)


Diametrical_Duck

Drank last night for the first time in a while… still sucks. Today was wasted


exemptionlife

People thought Pearl Jam was “good”


OGPapachub

Don’t call me daughter


exemptionlife

It’s not fair to


rkrleg8

Id say there the shit almost diarrhea just all around an Even Flow


CHERCK_FLOKI

🎶Tell me all the ways to stay away.....ey ey ey ya....🎵🎶


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Either-Antelope-4330

Wan and her daughter got pissed at me today because I said, " Yes, you can." When she said she couldn't get through a gap. She made it easily. Puts on Walmart. No way people like this can have the skills necessary to hold a job/make money.


SuperbobU2

How is this holiday week usually? Should I expect anything?


OGPapachub

Usually low volume


kant12

Sometimes good sometimes bad


DamascusWaygu

NQ green, bears suck peen


WynfairTradamere

don't be spleen whiney rhyme queens


somerandomguy101010

I wonder how many electric cars the government will buy with the build back better plan. It seems like Biden has test driven all the American brands recently.


slashrshot

So what does this mean? We go into Monday without picking a new fed chair?


Kartageners

Fever and sore throat in any patient taking anti thyroid drugs suggests what?


Flying_M0nk3y

Calls on the hot, blonde referee that jumped in the middle of that.


Psyched4this

Playing tennis, all the balls are green. So are the courts. Bullish af ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


Jumpdeckchair

Sell SPY January 2024 470Cs and but January 2022 470Cs with the premium. Decent move?


chetoman1

You’re fuckin retarded.


Jumpdeckchair

Well yeah, I know that


Grundle_Monster

Seems kinda dumb to go that far out with the short leg and so close with the long leg. Are you expecting a huge drop after 1/20/22 that you could buy those back on? I would prefer to sell 45dte .2-.3 delta and then use that to buy calls. I would at least attempt to profit from theta decay if I had 100 spy shares.


Jumpdeckchair

I was just looking at trying to get a large premium, but your idea seems better. I've been selling dog shit shit weeklies and buying shares with the premium.


PULSARSSS

I feel like that’s a sick way to lose a lot of money but honestly have no clue maybe it’s a sick play


Jumpdeckchair

I mean it's covered and strike above what I paid for shares. But maybe it is retarded lol


Bleeding_Hemroid

What company? January?


Jumpdeckchair

Oh shit I forgot to say SPY


Bleeding_Hemroid

I’d say no. But I have no idea what I’m talking about..


Jumpdeckchair

Fuck, I hate when I have no more buying power and I don't want to sell positions.


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I usually just sell the worst performing one.


Reasonable_League_44

!barbet SPY 473 5D


wooshock

Goddm Jesus fucking Christ I just ripped ass so foul the wallpaper is going to start peeling off


bonejohnson8

About to smoke meth and play Arkanoid for 36 hours in the storage unit I live in. CLOV to the moon!


Bleeding_Hemroid

Fuck Yes


Helpyeehelpyee

Buying $BBY, $DELL, and possibly $HPQ this week. Finally selling my dying $PYPL position if it can rebound to $200.


Grundle_Monster

>if it can rebound to $200. Great way to lose another 20%!


Helpyeehelpyee

Haha aw c'mon man. You don't think it can bounce 7 points? I'm already down heavy on it, but I'm holding a chunk for the next few years just in case.


ElvanKing

Small caps/Growth recovering and big tech green tomorrow = Bers fucked from all angle possible


CHERCK_FLOKI

#Look at these degens on wsb so excited to lose money again tomorrow ... Unbelievable. Lol


Psyched4this

It’s an addic-I mean a passion


qwert1225

1 hour before stock market worship resume


exemptionlife

Hallelujah


tallpaulpaultall

Regretting buying the GME put at close. All my plays going the wrong way. FML


hhopevamtt

My Face When: I've been in the wrong WSB thread for 42 minutes.


Spiritual_Extreme_81

If Lael Brainard is named Federal Reserve chair, the first move by financial markets may be to price in an even more dovish central bank—- Get JPOW out if that’s true 🤑


tallpaulpaultall

Moscow mules are my play this weekend. Full send 🤙


DrPly

YOLOed a grand on texans moneyline. Printed


rogue_roads

YOLO’d on Steelers ML parlayed with the over… so close


hhopevamtt

When demand is high and supply is low, price goes up. That's basic economics. Scalpers think it will work because it has a history of totally working.


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Brainard kinda MILF hot 🤑🤑 Born: January 1, 1962 (age 59 years), Hamburg, Germany 🇩🇪


SFLurkyWanderer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886) When you stumble across an article noting the escort service you used 15 years ago got caught and jailed because they were federal employees operating out of their work offices ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


hhopevamtt

I got one better for you: when you find out the business you used to order your child pornography from, was an FBI sting operation all along. And that the reason they never busted you for buying child pornography was because they knew you only had $45 in your bank account: they only bust wealthy offenders.


jm_bear

META etf leaps?


FredMc

Just buy Meta leaps not the etf


CHERCK_FLOKI

Just buy the underlying and don’t be a cuck to boomer schemes


get_MEAN_yall

What yall think about my RBLX 100 4 week banbet? I mean this metaverse bullshit will crash pretty hard like QS and PLUG did during the first pump. Only holding 40 short so no biggie if it blows up in my face


antliu56

i mean Roblox at fucking 140 is ridiculous to me ,


lichsadvocate

Dry, hard cider is underrated.


FredMc

The dryer the better. You wouldn't drink a sweet beer so why would you drink a sweet cider. That's what apple juice is for


lichsadvocate

Last night I had a dry hard apple and pear cider that had ginger and cinnamon in it 😋


PC_Master-Race

I really like it. too many people associate cider with super sweetness and those aren't the ones worth consuming


horseradishking

Becky loves the sweet ciders. They taste like her Zimas.


whatshisuserface

za yunited estates of america.stupid salute


h3nchman27

TSLA calls I guess


PC_Master-Race

how are you guys going to play ATVI? or just stay away? I'm finally getting around to read the full WSJ Kotick article, it's ruff. COD Vanguard has had a terrible launch in sales numbers, and Diablo + Overwatch delayed until at least 2023. so is it a knife still falling? I'll probably just stay away, but I'm curious how it'll go


slashrshot

Idk doesn't seem to have bottomed out yet.


YeahThisWasBad

Numbers might go up for Christmas sales, but idk how much it'll help. I have a $65 call for Friday so we'll see what happens


1100percentIV

It’s a shame that thick, Latina shawties always end up looking like fat abuelas at age 35 lol


Hedgies_suck

Not all the time buddy I live in Miami trust me


FredMc

Jlo 😅


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Rocking this thread till futures drop


Eximietate

COIN to 500


hhopevamtt

Question for anyone that remembers: what were gasoline prices like when we were getting those $600 and $1400 checks from the IRS?


exemptionlife

Low 2s


hhopevamtt

https://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.php?id=46356


exemptionlife

Those were the days


VisualMod

> Gasoline prices were $2.12 per gallon in April of 2007, and they increased to a peak of $4.11 per gallon by July 2008 before the financial crisis hit.


hhopevamtt

> Gasoline prices were $2.12 per gallon in April of 2007 Useful info indeed, VisualMod, but not quite what I was asking.


Bleeding_Hemroid

Today is the first Sunday in a while where I’m not sure if I’m about to be pegged in the ass tomorrow morning or not


horseradishking

No one can see you cry in the shower.


Mettabreaks

Lube up just in case...nothing worse than a surprise peg session


Mountain_Succotash_5

SPCE PLTR CLF RIP LESS THAN 2% retail in green. Really got em on these bags


BuffManchest

Jesus, the Bears are gonna lose in the most Bears fashion possible


BitcoinandTeslaCalls

I miss her. She’s very beautiful


sixoffsix

Am here baby boo


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

She's here dude. Came back...see


sixoffsix

Breastfeeding time goo goo gaga


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Wow Vikings showing grit


Bleeding_Hemroid

You guys don’t laugh at me when I get banned tomorrow for a week. I made a really shitty banbet and I won’t be able to defend my decision


Stormwingx

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) <--- I will post this on your banbet. I won't laugh though I promise.


-C20H24O3

CoupleOfTastyTreats & MartyMoho looking at all the MU talk on this sub for tomorrow like ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

If you ain't putting the figure 4 on someone Thanksgiving day While drinking a beer You ain't right 😤 There's a lot if little kids running around and you know it!!!


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the_beast93112

Lmao. Microsoft already tried and got rejected.


Spiritual_Extreme_81

PINS 💼 heavy as hell hu? You have zero chance of swaying anybody here on that trash go to r/investing


BentoMan

Is Robinhood a buy? I got a fake dog digital thing with my Burger King meal today via them.


Many_Quick

Watching football..Brady FTX on.."I'm trading crypto" says TB12. Account on his phone shows $ 48,7xx. Maybe Giselle Hodls more?


juul_uofc

I aspire to be Adam Neumann in life. Create hype about some garbage idea and jump ship with a billion dollars. (while technically doing nothing illegal)


SFLurkyWanderer

It amazes me that anyone looked at him and thought: I want to give him my money. His pics give me the creeps


tendeeznuts

It’s kinda weird to see social media on fire about XYZ and you get the impression that society as you know it is coming to an end. Then I go outside and none of that shit actually exists lol


MLGcharles

If you ugly get jacked If you broke get rich - Mark Antony


Radiant-Gradient

If that’s true don’t leave me all alone out here~


Pifoot_trading

Don’t be scared, just grab my dick and all will be well.


badasschap

Not sure what the move is for tomorrow, breaking out the uno cards


MeganMarklesFeet

MU


CSMATHENGR

Feeling cute, might raise 400million in funding for an idea that isn’t scientifically possible and fake my voice later. Idk tho


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Radiant-Gradient

There is something terrifying happening inside that mind of yours.


Time_Kaleidoscope

Trevor semen vulturing a mark Ingram TD and potentially ruining my parlay… I’m down bad bros


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

My girl wants to know what this world has come to When men call their buttholes bussys 😎


Hushpupppi

As someone so eloquently schooled us yesterday it's actually from pedo websites so they don't trigger some kind of word thingy


SFLurkyWanderer

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


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1100percentIV

Ppl “”””investing”””” in WISH Bc the DD was “$WISH” spam on wsb 🤡


Radiant-Gradient

Liberty Mutual catch phrase would like a word, or four: “Liberty, Liberty, Liiiiiberty, Liiiiiiberty.”


Deesco5

I think the MMs let GME pump like 8% once every six weeks so people keep buying those expensive ass calls. Then it goes back down and flat.


WBA3-1LEAD

I just need Corsair to rip to $50 so my options can quadruple


sheikdon_

what brokerage is the best to use for big trades? robinhood bit my ass with a restriction


Mr-Acorns22

Who want an award I’m feeling generous


MeganMarklesFeet

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


stockninja39

🖕


Grundle_Monster

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


jstockp

God fucking damn this piece of shit mod wont let me post a fucking 1000% return on GME I hate all these god damn bull fucking shit regulations like Jesus fucking Christ what do I have to do


1100percentIV

PM me proof. I need to get off rn


jstockp

Pm sent


tendeeznuts

Hey I’m just here to say fuck u Xi SmallPing


whatshisuserface

say no to slavery, i can’t believe some actually choose to be slaves smh


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Paid slaves True story


get_MEAN_yall

These goose 312s aren't too shabby. Pairs well with cherry tomatoes, a fat joint and copious sunshine


Time_Kaleidoscope

Commercial Chicago beer is overrated. If you’re local there are much better breweries depending on your taste


get_MEAN_yall

I'm in the deep south. Didn't even know it was brewed there.


Time_Kaleidoscope

312 refers to Chicago area code


tendeeznuts

Sir did you bring and entire handle of Tito’s into the restaurant? Now why would I do that Sir it’s sitting on the table, I can see it This? This is just one of those aqua flasks I’m gonna have to ask you to leave si… *pounds remaining Tito’s and skips bill* Pukes in parking lot Fuck I can’t wait for market open


Spiritual_Extreme_81

LOL VIKINGS!!! That bad man did it again


sheikdon_

SKOL


Cold-Income619

GME had a good week, or a few I guess. But is it really set up to take off yet? This week? The next week? I have gotten burned on short dated calls when apes said so before


Spiritual_Extreme_81

No It’s gona dump like clockwork tomorrow. Never hitting $300 again…don’t waste your time the IV is insane, a suckers ticker honestly.


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

One mustnt tell lies!!! By April it will be sitting $300+ permanently


badasschap

I agree it will probably dump. But it did break through some key resistance. So it might not. However, I also agree it will not hit $300 anywhere in the near future… maybe in the long term but not with a pump and dump short term event


Cold-Income619

My man, making the rational assessments all day everyday. It takes capital and opportunity cost away from my tech calls that are on fire


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Im sticking with Chasdaq and FAANG for now 👍🏽


Cold-Income619

Yup! I trade QQQ. I considered NASDAQ but there are more bumps in their chart. Any reason you play with Chad?


Spiritual_Extreme_81

That’s what I mean QQQ….same index. I have 4 406 calls