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The rats at the end were selling covered calls on balloons 🎈
Buy the dip basically
The calm after the pop was when the dips were bought.
Smart ones stayed and doubled down. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Lots of food at the bottom
Protip: resort to cannibalism immediately, that way there's more food left over.
I’m uncomfortable with how accurate this is.
Guess I'm eating your ass first
You don't have to start with the ass...
I want to tho
What if he's a hasty wiper?
Leopards go straight for the face.
Just by reading these comments?
I think you were alwaysgay but were hiding it!
Looks like Enduro is getting his "ass" eaten
Can we get the video
Calls on soylent green!
They are disruptive! The future is in exotic human meat.
Mark my words the future of food will be bug protein.
For those who choose to be Martians or Belters, probably. What other methods would you have to create a stable protein supply? They'd most likely be in protein pills instead of roach-e-o's with extra stuffing though.
You have been accepted at Goldman Sachs.
We all know how this ends ... one very fat rat in a bucket.
A fat rat who *owns* a bucket.
Yet still in the bucket
I love to be the bottom 🌈
no homo bro but me too
They were startled for a minute and then resumed buying.
I love how everybody was panicking as soon as the bubble burst, then once things settle down it’s like “oh, this actually isn’t so bad”
They realized they were stuck then went back to eating the corn.
It’s a rat bucket trap so they will be killed in the morning by the bucket owner. Sounds pretty bad actually.
So basically everyone can see the bubble but keeps buying anyway. The guys who were ALL IN had no chance of escape. The ones on sidelines made it out alive.
Pretty close approximation of us being a mouse.
Those are rats.
Idk what you saw, but, pussyfooting around the edge seemed to be the winning strategy here.
Looks like they starving now that the bag holders got 8 leftovers once the food is gone
And while buying the dip buy some rope for a noose as a backup investment.
Omg. Look what you’ve done. I can’t believe you’ve done this.
They sure dipped into the bucket where hella tendies we’re waitin for em
Calls on Geico because we got a RAT problem
If your homies are always saying "we have a rat problem" instead of "we have a rat opportunity," you need to upgrade your circle ☝️☝️🔑
Words to live by! Enjoy a free silver award! I'd give more but I had to buy more tickets for the rocket ships!
BRK always looks good.
That was so great when buffet sold all his airline stocks last year.
Probably was the right move to move cash for stocks that had a better chance to recover. He did well with Apple, airline bags would’ve been heavy if he diamond handed those.
If I recall he sold at the bottom :) Or close to it.
Pretty sure he’s doing quite alright atm and every move he makes is calculated based on the position he is in.
Yes Warren "salad bar" Buffet is doing just fine. The previous commenter was indicating he wasn't carrying airline bags and I was just correcting saying that he dumped his bags, he didn't sell before things tanked.
ROUND AND ROUND
I combed the comments hoping someone would say it.
“Just lower your cost basis and get in the bucket. That balloon is due to reinflate soon!”
I mean, if 2008 is an example, they'd be right
If every crash in history you mean?
1991 Nikkei 225 😬
I mean we even passed that one by now. Took forever but it happened
Now adjust for inflation
.......except now they do not eat coconut, now they only eat rat.
THE SPY IS FALLING!
"The only thing we have to fear is the spy falling on our heads." Chief Vitalstatistix.
Getafix: "Haha cauldron go brrrrrrrr"
I hate you. Take your upvote.
You have changed their nature
The two survivors of the bubble, this is what she made us
I made my own calls
We could eat each other... Hmm?... Or eat everyone else
Oh you’re trying to remember your insider trading training now. What’s the regulation to cover this? *sends GME up 2600%*
What makes you think this is my first time? *Buys more shares*
Alright i give up, can’t remember the rest of the lines from the scene
I need to watch Skyfall again. Haven't seen it in years.
How does my wife's boyfriend fit into all this
As always: with some lube.
So the moral of the story is “be the rat that eats his fill and then jumps away before getting stuck at the bottom?”
The hard part is realizing the balloon exists before it pops.
I realize it exists, I just have awful timing
The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
“Smart investors don’t time the markets. If they miss a wave, they search for the next one and get themselves in position. This is hard for most investors because buying what is not popular is frightening. Timid investors are like sheep going along with the crowd.”
Rich Dad Poor Dad
Yeah but then you have cases like TSLA where everyone with a brain would agree that it is overvalued but the sheep still always win. Sometimes trying to be too smart can also end badly.
Don't bite the balloon then, idiot
Hey, this is the one subreddit where I’m allowed, encouraged even, to be an idiot
The hard thing is knowing the risk is there… but being unable to time it.
Then having to choose between eating nothing or participating in the bubble.
Poor dude a 2 o'clock takes a look and nope's. He knows it's a balloon. You can tell from the look on his face. Turns around in disgust and then Bam! little fucker gets flung across the room. Hope he's okay. Will definitely watch again.
So he posts the gain porn
Disregarding the balloon is what inflates it
everyone knows there is a bubble in valuation, but it's so boring in being in stonks that dont go up erry day.
Sometimes you need dumb luck in the market to be that rat, or bail outs.
Or both. Or neither. It's one of those and I know it!
>Sometimes you need dumb luck
I mean, I'm pretty fucking dumb, and I'm lucky enough to still be alive so I should be good, right?
The ones that stayed in ate well after all the paper hands left !
The ones that stayed were the ones that were trapped and then gassed.
How do we know they were gassed. I just saw a lot of rats eating a lot of seeds at the end. Probably Doubled down and went about their day.
Having lived in the land of mice plagues...It is very common to create traps for mice and then gas them with carbon monoxide.
Also an excellent illustration for market crashes. Everyone feeds on the market in a frenzy and when the bubble bursts, like these mice they can't get out of the bucket...A lucky few that timed it well get away with fat bellies..
So, short balloons and go long on buckets and seeds. 👍
Hedge the whole thing with a spread on rodents
I've been holding onto buckets since I was playing in the sandbox. Going to Home Depot tonight to double down.
Long on Home Depot. And when your buckets don't pay off I know where you'll be going for rope and your family goes for shovels. It's like I can't lose!
Would the balloon have been filled with carbon monoxide or dioxide, which would then settle to the bottom of the bucket with the mice?
What they would often do, is cover the bucket or drum and run the exhaust from a car into the bucket..I think monoxide is about the same weight as air...Its also a painless way to die..People who have been poisoned by monoxide were unaware of it...They just simply felt tired.
Your idea of filling the ballon with argon would work, as it's quite a bit heavier then air..A perfect analogy for a market crash..
Wonder if the rats write post it notes to themselves as it happens?
> "I am a rat. I like cheese."
This sounds like a very labor intensive and impractical way kill mice.
In my experience, there isnt a lot of overlap among people living with regular mice infestations and those who will go out of their way to ensure mice are killed humanely.
Farmers have set up big traps using 44 gallen drums..usually set up in way that as they walk on a sea-saw lid, they fall in...but yes it's impractical but they probably feel they have to do something.
When I was in elementary school we had a leak one day in school. School was evacuated and lots pf people got sick. I never read up on it myself until now because I didn’t get sick but apparently the leak had been going on for a while according to an article I read. https://www.remedyspot.com/content/topic/5056-carbon-monoxide-leaks-at-school-mullanphy-elementary-school-in-st-louis-building-no-detectors-were-installed-1-6-96/
That was a bit scary...Another thing too, if people are exposed to a low level over a period, they can hallucinate...Hence people seeing ghosts in old houses or poorly ventilated houses..
I’ve also heard of using dry ice
The feeling of suffocation comes from our reaction to carbon dioxide build-up, rather than oxygen depletion
Using dry ice would be pretty gnarly
Liquid nitrogen is where it's at
Nitrogen asphyxiation is one of the most painless ways to go. You literally just go to sleep and never wake upl
It works, but its a very painful and panic inducing way to kill something.
maybe, but I wouldn't think either of those would settle with that much turbulence. CO is lighter than air and wouldn't settle in any event (and can't be that easy for a guy who sets bucket traps to buy a cylinder of), CO2 is a bit heavier that if you filled the bucket fairly gently it would stay in there for a while. I would guess the asphyxiation comes later.
Go about their day? They’re stuck in a bucket. They have no more days.
I've been watching the monday mousetrap guy, they gas them with CO2. It's heavier than air and it's humane.
CO2 is what triggers the suffocation response. Using it is NOT humane. CO, nitrogen, or a noble gas is humane, but CO2 would be like drowning.
Just don’t use a bastard gas like butane
Got it, I'm not an expert maybe it's CO or N. I saw someone holding a cannister once that looked like CO2 but could have been anything.
If you leave them alone they will kill themselves until the most ruthless is the only one left. That’s the one you let lose on your enemy.
Every rate caught in the bucket was given 3 lambos each as a prize
Then they gassed themselves to death whilst driving in circles because they couldn't climb the wall..
ooo filling the balloon with a heavier than air gas would make for a good mouse trap.
Paper hands is the most retarded thing this sub has ever created. The literal only way you actually make money and most refuse to like a badge of honor 😂😂 fuckin idiots 🤡🤡
They did, however, shortly after they were done feasting on the bait, they realized how screwed they were.
They start eating each other, until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat bait anymore. Now, they only eat rat.
Powell keeps that bucket full
Take note of the instant panic then back to eating. Buy the dip
They started eating each other in the bottom of the bucket an hour after the video stops.
Exactly like a real bubble bursting!
On the way down I heard one say, "Thanks for the sale!"
Honest question though - who keeps enough cash in their portfolio to make the sale worthwhile?
I hear there are these things called paychecks, I don't really know how you can actually get them but I hear my wife's boyfriend talking to her about his and she seems to like it
but that's just dollar cost averaging
I like how after they panic at the bottom they al just stop and take a breath and start calming scratching the wall. Just like the stock market.
Feds stop watching 14 seconds in and announce there is no bubble and inflation is good for us.
The Fed != The feds
Fill that balloon with argon and the mice will suffocate too! And they won’t even know it because their brains can’t detect the lack of oxygen only excess CO2!!!!!!
Wow, killing mice with argon. Not very noble of you.
You should put this comment up in neon lights.
Do you need some help friend? Is everything ok at home?
Oh I’ve needed help for a loooong time lol.
That would be a pretty expensive wag to kill mice
Guys... guys... someone blow the balloon back up so we can get out!
They’ll just fill it back in with a new balloon. Guys down there can rot with the previous bubble.
We stand on the ~~shoulders of giants~~ graves of bagholders
So free bucket at the end?
I get it now…I finally get it..
So what happens after?
Its a trap.. they can't get out of the bucket...They get gassed...
Sure there isn't a government bailout followed by hyperinflation (thus the balloon pops again)?
All that mouse movement...
Reminds me of the racoon hands
All you dumbfucks are the rats too. Btw.
hey now, here we call it apes
Nah the apes call themselves that lol
Bubbles dont just pop, you need a catalyst. Question is what's gonna be that catalyst.
You're not seeing the big picture here. Calls on buckets and oats.
u/EatsRats not being a negative nancy.
That won’t be it.
Rising interest rates, student loan payments resuming, and possibly the fed limiting quantitative easing, a continuing supply chain crisis limiting revenues and worsening inflation. I'm kind of bearish on 22.
And then the rats ate each other...
I prefer crabs in buckets.
A lot got out fine.
That's me in the bucket
that's me losing all my money in the market
The rats that are on the edge rather than inside are the diamond hands
The ones who got away are the ones who had stop-loss orders that actually triggered in time.
let me guess, monday is the crash?
This coming Monday there is a 50% chance it's the day the market will crash. There is also a 20% chance that the market will crash on a Monday in the future.
thats it im all in SPY 300P
Oh buddy it's going to be worse than that.
SPY to $5!
But look at the bottom when it bursts the ones that get all the tasty crumbs.
The people made this video is a genius.
Unfortunately my elderly aunt is a victim of bubbles. Every time she wants to invest for herself personally the market crashes. Buckle up fellas. She’s bullish on Electric Vehicles
I don’t get it. Don’t I need the bucket for all the monies?
All I see is initial panic, then a buncha rats just go back to living a happy life getting more gains (food) from the dip while the others peaced out
Look at all those tendies for those that held
I took the HYLN bait. After that i swore to never again will i fomo into stuff.
So whoever keeps buying gets the last of the "food," got it.
“Bubbles aren’t so much about valuations rising. That’s just a symptom of something else: time horizons shrinking as more short-term traders enter the playing field.” - Morgan Housel
Fed bailout incoming
So the rats always survive no matter what
No..they're trapped..And if another balloon is inflated, they can't be part of it, as they cannot scale the wall in order to be part of it..
Look at all them holders 😂