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SteDav587

The rats at the end were selling covered calls on balloons 🎈


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Ok_Gap_9587

Buy the dip basically


RawDick

The calm after the pop was when the dips were bought.


Ok_Gap_9587

Smart ones stayed and doubled down. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ChicagoDibs

Lots of food at the bottom


enduro

Protip: resort to cannibalism immediately, that way there's more food left over.


oh-bee

I’m uncomfortable with how accurate this is.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Guess I'm eating your ass first


A_lesser_ape

So hawt


veilwalker

You don't have to start with the ass...


Nacho_Papi

I want to tho


AshingiiAshuaa

What if he's a hasty wiper?


ASeriousAccounting

Leopards go straight for the face.


Mrripleyg

#suddenlygay


CaptainStonks

Just by reading these comments? I think you were alwaysgay but were hiding it!


flu5hPooNotPee

Looks like Enduro is getting his "ass" eaten


bored_yet_hopeful

Can we get the video


southparkchimpmoney

Good advice


cayoloco

Calls on soylent green!


SmokeRingHalo

$BYND


cayoloco

They are disruptive! The future is in exotic human meat.


SmokeRingHalo

Mark my words the future of food will be bug protein.


cayoloco

For those who choose to be Martians or Belters, probably. What other methods would you have to create a stable protein supply? They'd most likely be in protein pills instead of roach-e-o's with extra stuffing though.


MikeOx_Girthy

You have been accepted at Goldman Sachs.


bionicjoey

Long $PIG


copperwatt

We all know how this ends ... one very fat rat in a bucket.


sockalicious

A fat rat who *owns* a bucket.


MakingMoneyIsMe

Yet still in the bucket


PrataKosong-

I love to be the bottom 🌈


stupidwhiteman42

Power bottom?


RawDick

no homo bro but me too


manitowoc2250

Bubbled down


JeffersonsHat

They were startled for a minute and then resumed buying.


HungryBroom01

I love how everybody was panicking as soon as the bubble burst, then once things settle down it’s like “oh, this actually isn’t so bad”


FirstPlebian

They realized they were stuck then went back to eating the corn.


destinyisreal_

It’s a rat bucket trap so they will be killed in the morning by the bucket owner. Sounds pretty bad actually.


aqan

So basically everyone can see the bubble but keeps buying anyway. The guys who were ALL IN had no chance of escape. The ones on sidelines made it out alive. Pretty close approximation of us being a mouse.


LukeSkyWRx

Those are rats.


eeeBs

Idk what you saw, but, pussyfooting around the edge seemed to be the winning strategy here.


lalich

Looks like they starving now that the bag holders got 8 leftovers once the food is gone


kerouac666

And while buying the dip buy some rope for a noose as a backup investment.


Kryptonian_Investor

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4553)


DanSmokesWeed

Omg. Look what you’ve done. I can’t believe you’ve done this.


mojohale_Industry

They sure dipped into the bucket where hella tendies we’re waitin for em


BolognaNeck

Calls on Geico because we got a RAT problem


saysister

If your homies are always saying "we have a rat problem" instead of "we have a rat opportunity," you need to upgrade your circle ☝️☝️🔑


Ok_Imagination_5811

Words to live by! Enjoy a free silver award! I'd give more but I had to buy more tickets for the rocket ships!


3CCExpand

BRK always looks good.


Year3030

That was so great when buffet sold all his airline stocks last year.


irvmtb

Probably was the right move to move cash for stocks that had a better chance to recover. He did well with Apple, airline bags would’ve been heavy if he diamond handed those.


Year3030

If I recall he sold at the bottom :) Or close to it.


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Pretty sure he’s doing quite alright atm and every move he makes is calculated based on the position he is in.


Year3030

Yes Warren "salad bar" Buffet is doing just fine. The previous commenter was indicating he wasn't carrying airline bags and I was just correcting saying that he dumped his bags, he didn't sell before things tanked.


FingerFlikenBoy

ROUND AND ROUND


W0lfos

I combed the comments hoping someone would say it. “Just lower your cost basis and get in the bucket. That balloon is due to reinflate soon!”


Anti-Queen_Elle

I mean, if 2008 is an example, they'd be right


nerfy007

If every crash in history you mean?


gore_fuck_eyesocket

1991 Nikkei 225 😬


chetoman1

I mean we even passed that one by now. Took forever but it happened


Sinai

Now adjust for inflation


TRUMPARUSKI

.......except now they do not eat coconut, now they only eat rat.


kotakim

SPYfall


IWorkForTheEnemyAMA

THE SPY IS FALLING!


eddie7000

"The only thing we have to fear is the spy falling on our heads." Chief Vitalstatistix.


Gorgenapper

Getafix: "Haha cauldron go brrrrrrrr"


SubiWhale

I hate you. Take your upvote.


landoofficial

You have changed their nature


sivispacempara

The two survivors of the bubble, this is what she made us


landoofficial

I made my own calls


Intelligent-Wall7272

We could eat each other... Hmm?... Or eat everyone else


landoofficial

Oh you’re trying to remember your insider trading training now. What’s the regulation to cover this? *sends GME up 2600%*


Intelligent-Wall7272

What makes you think this is my first time? *Buys more shares*


landoofficial

Alright i give up, can’t remember the rest of the lines from the scene


_54_nk_

Good one.


Enix10234

I need to watch Skyfall again. Haven't seen it in years.


46554B4E4348414453

How does my wife's boyfriend fit into all this


SarcasticGiraffes

As always: with some lube.


BFLO-Retail

So the moral of the story is “be the rat that eats his fill and then jumps away before getting stuck at the bottom?”


NotSoAngryAnymore

The hard part is realizing the balloon exists before it pops.


dkc_souls

I realize it exists, I just have awful timing


magicman419

The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.


oralefoo_carnalgas

“Smart investors don’t time the markets. If they miss a wave, they search for the next one and get themselves in position. This is hard for most investors because buying what is not popular is frightening. Timid investors are like sheep going along with the crowd.” Excerpt From Rich Dad Poor Dad


Karl-Levin

Yeah but then you have cases like TSLA where everyone with a brain would agree that it is overvalued but the sheep still always win. Sometimes trying to be too smart can also end badly.


BigShit12

Don't bite the balloon then, idiot


dkc_souls

Hey, this is the one subreddit where I’m allowed, encouraged even, to be an idiot


legbreaker

The hard thing is knowing the risk is there… but being unable to time it. Then having to choose between eating nothing or participating in the bubble.


mrASSMAN

Yes


Clodhoppa81

Poor dude a 2 o'clock takes a look and nope's. He knows it's a balloon. You can tell from the look on his face. Turns around in disgust and then Bam! little fucker gets flung across the room. Hope he's okay. Will definitely watch again.


CyberNinja23

So he posts the gain porn


MakingMoneyIsMe

Disregarding the balloon is what inflates it


fukreditadmin

everyone knows there is a bubble in valuation, but it's so boring in being in stonks that dont go up erry day.


RawDick

Sometimes you need dumb luck in the market to be that rat, or bail outs.


Tr1Optimum

Or both. Or neither. It's one of those and I know it!


eyoo1109

>Sometimes you need dumb luck I mean, I'm pretty fucking dumb, and I'm lucky enough to still be alive so I should be good, right?


SteDav587

The ones that stayed in ate well after all the paper hands left !


WantingtheRoad

The ones that stayed were the ones that were trapped and then gassed.


SteDav587

How do we know they were gassed. I just saw a lot of rats eating a lot of seeds at the end. Probably Doubled down and went about their day.


WantingtheRoad

Having lived in the land of mice plagues...It is very common to create traps for mice and then gas them with carbon monoxide. Also an excellent illustration for market crashes. Everyone feeds on the market in a frenzy and when the bubble bursts, like these mice they can't get out of the bucket...A lucky few that timed it well get away with fat bellies..


SteDav587

So, short balloons and go long on buckets and seeds. 👍


GreatestHamburglar

Hedge the whole thing with a spread on rodents


The_Ineffable_Sage

I've been holding onto buckets since I was playing in the sandbox. Going to Home Depot tonight to double down.


therestruth

Long on Home Depot. And when your buckets don't pay off I know where you'll be going for rope and your family goes for shovels. It's like I can't lose!


JonBes1

Would the balloon have been filled with carbon monoxide or dioxide, which would then settle to the bottom of the bucket with the mice?


WantingtheRoad

What they would often do, is cover the bucket or drum and run the exhaust from a car into the bucket..I think monoxide is about the same weight as air...Its also a painless way to die..People who have been poisoned by monoxide were unaware of it...They just simply felt tired. Your idea of filling the ballon with argon would work, as it's quite a bit heavier then air..A perfect analogy for a market crash..


paulcole710

Wonder if the rats write post it notes to themselves as it happens?


VisualMod

> "I am a rat. I like cheese."


CheshireC4t

This sounds like a very labor intensive and impractical way kill mice. In my experience, there isnt a lot of overlap among people living with regular mice infestations and those who will go out of their way to ensure mice are killed humanely.


WantingtheRoad

Farmers have set up big traps using 44 gallen drums..usually set up in way that as they walk on a sea-saw lid, they fall in...but yes it's impractical but they probably feel they have to do something.


Xinek

When I was in elementary school we had a leak one day in school. School was evacuated and lots pf people got sick. I never read up on it myself until now because I didn’t get sick but apparently the leak had been going on for a while according to an article I read. https://www.remedyspot.com/content/topic/5056-carbon-monoxide-leaks-at-school-mullanphy-elementary-school-in-st-louis-building-no-detectors-were-installed-1-6-96/


WantingtheRoad

That was a bit scary...Another thing too, if people are exposed to a low level over a period, they can hallucinate...Hence people seeing ghosts in old houses or poorly ventilated houses..


Ivy-And

I’ve also heard of using dry ice


just-a-time-passer

The feeling of suffocation comes from our reaction to carbon dioxide build-up, rather than oxygen depletion Using dry ice would be pretty gnarly


phroug2

Liquid nitrogen is where it's at


Mehiximos

Nitrogen asphyxiation is one of the most painless ways to go. You literally just go to sleep and never wake upl


Snail_jousting

It works, but its a very painful and panic inducing way to kill something.


PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD

maybe, but I wouldn't think either of those would settle with that much turbulence. CO is lighter than air and wouldn't settle in any event (and can't be that easy for a guy who sets bucket traps to buy a cylinder of), CO2 is a bit heavier that if you filled the bucket fairly gently it would stay in there for a while. I would guess the asphyxiation comes later.


smokeypizza

Go about their day? They’re stuck in a bucket. They have no more days.


Year3030

I've been watching the monday mousetrap guy, they gas them with CO2. It's heavier than air and it's humane.


Mmcx125

CO2 is what triggers the suffocation response. Using it is NOT humane. CO, nitrogen, or a noble gas is humane, but CO2 would be like drowning.


reggae-ambassador

Just don’t use a bastard gas like butane


Year3030

Got it, I'm not an expert maybe it's CO or N. I saw someone holding a cannister once that looked like CO2 but could have been anything.


reddiculousity

If you leave them alone they will kill themselves until the most ruthless is the only one left. That’s the one you let lose on your enemy.


fryloop

Every rate caught in the bucket was given 3 lambos each as a prize


WantingtheRoad

Then they gassed themselves to death whilst driving in circles because they couldn't climb the wall..


squishles

ooo filling the balloon with a heavier than air gas would make for a good mouse trap.


kaenneth

Sulfur Hexafluoride #SQUEEK


protobaskins

Paper hands is the most retarded thing this sub has ever created. The literal only way you actually make money and most refuse to like a badge of honor 😂😂 fuckin idiots 🤡🤡


TechnicalEffort

They did, however, shortly after they were done feasting on the bait, they realized how screwed they were.


Angry_Robot

They start eating each other, until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat bait anymore. Now, they only eat rat.


Gummy_Jones

Powell keeps that bucket full


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Deady4X

Take note of the instant panic then back to eating. Buy the dip


IEng

They started eating each other in the bottom of the bucket an hour after the video stops.


Ok_Imagination_5811

Exactly like a real bubble bursting!


aykbq2

On the way down I heard one say, "Thanks for the sale!"


ah2346

Honest question though - who keeps enough cash in their portfolio to make the sale worthwhile?


Express_Side_8574

I hear there are these things called paychecks, I don't really know how you can actually get them but I hear my wife's boyfriend talking to her about his and she seems to like it


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but that's just dollar cost averaging


negligentlytortious

Warren Buffett.


Adrewmc

I like how after they panic at the bottom they al just stop and take a breath and start calming scratching the wall. Just like the stock market.


A_lesser_ape

Feds stop watching 14 seconds in and announce there is no bubble and inflation is good for us.


benderunit9000

The Fed != The feds


lordxoren666

Fill that balloon with argon and the mice will suffocate too! And they won’t even know it because their brains can’t detect the lack of oxygen only excess CO2!!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


GayAlienFarmer

Wow, killing mice with argon. Not very noble of you.


BasilExposition75

You should put this comment up in neon lights.


Milk_moustache

Do you need some help friend? Is everything ok at home?


lordxoren666

Oh I’ve needed help for a loooong time lol.


APsWhoopinRoom

That would be a pretty expensive wag to kill mice


zenethics

Guys... guys... someone blow the balloon back up so we can get out! ... Guys?!


RawDick

They’ll just fill it back in with a new balloon. Guys down there can rot with the previous bubble.


CantHitachiSpot

We stand on the ~~shoulders of giants~~ graves of bagholders


neverrat

So free bucket at the end?


Bradley182

I get it now…I finally get it..


Retartedinvesments

So what happens after?


WantingtheRoad

Its a trap.. they can't get out of the bucket...They get gassed...


NocNocturnist

Sure there isn't a government bailout followed by hyperinflation (thus the balloon pops again)?


PAPRHNDS

All that mouse movement... Reminds me of the racoon hands https://youtube.com/shorts/BBTQyZLuut0?feature=share


tookmyname

All you dumbfucks are the rats too. Btw.


RawDick

hey now, here we call it apes


RedrumRogue

Nah the apes call themselves that lol


cow_grass

Bubbles dont just pop, you need a catalyst. Question is what's gonna be that catalyst.


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El_Dorado_Gold

You're not seeing the big picture here. Calls on buckets and oats.


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Dante_Christmas

u/EatsRats not being a negative nancy.


EatsRats

That won’t be it.


Carlos----Danger

Rising interest rates, student loan payments resuming, and possibly the fed limiting quantitative easing, a continuing supply chain crisis limiting revenues and worsening inflation. I'm kind of bearish on 22.


Jaredtri589

And then the rats ate each other...


HIVnotAdeathSentence

I prefer crabs in buckets.


not-a-hax

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


OkMammoth3

A lot got out fine.


FishHammer

♪ That's me in the bucket that's me losing all my money in the market ♪


TNerdy

The rats that are on the edge rather than inside are the diamond hands


el_torico

The ones who got away are the ones who had stop-loss orders that actually triggered in time.


Big_Inflation_3716

let me guess, monday is the crash?


Year3030

This coming Monday there is a 50% chance it's the day the market will crash. There is also a 20% chance that the market will crash on a Monday in the future.


Big_Inflation_3716

thats it im all in SPY 300P


Year3030

Oh buddy it's going to be worse than that.


Anti-Queen_Elle

SPY to $5!


TheVelcropenguin

But look at the bottom when it bursts the ones that get all the tasty crumbs.


SourceCodee

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Urshel

The people made this video is a genius.


PeepeepoopooboyXxX

Unfortunately my elderly aunt is a victim of bubbles. Every time she wants to invest for herself personally the market crashes. Buckle up fellas. She’s bullish on Electric Vehicles


chh2tx

I don’t get it. Don’t I need the bucket for all the monies?


niuzki

All I see is initial panic, then a buncha rats just go back to living a happy life getting more gains (food) from the dip while the others peaced out


sauce-ome-sauce

Look at all those tendies for those that held


Omin_Jack

I took the HYLN bait. After that i swore to never again will i fomo into stuff.


ZenLeTomson

So whoever keeps buying gets the last of the "food," got it.


satya314

“Bubbles aren’t so much about valuations rising. That’s just a symptom of something else: time horizons shrinking as more short-term traders enter the playing field.” - Morgan Housel


ABunchAboutNothing

Clever


funance2020

Accurate af


FarrisAT

Fed bailout incoming


Excelsio_Sempra

So the rats always survive no matter what


WantingtheRoad

No..they're trapped..And if another balloon is inflated, they can't be part of it, as they cannot scale the wall in order to be part of it..


BeneficialLab6

Wut mean


Reynard81

Look at all them holders 😂