"Linking to subreddits is not allowed." so I'm just gonna quote that reply:
>On the chance you're serious,(In which case GODDAMN), I don't think it is permitted.
>The following is chapter 3-4 para c of AR 670-1. (Pg14)
>"Attaching, affixing, or displaying objects, articles, jewelry, or ornamentation to, through, or under their skin, tongue, or any other body part is prohibited. This applies to all Soldiers on or off duty. The only exception is the wear of earrings consistent with paragraph 3–4d. (The term “skin” is not confined to external skin but includes the tongue, lips, inside the mouth, and other surfaces of the body not readily visible.)"
>That last bit "and other surfaces of the body not readily visible " would include the genitals, IMO.
>I'd definitely run this one by someone else to be sure you're right before you go talk to a guy about his dick cage if i talked to him at all.
>I do not know how Id handle this. One part of me says leave the man be. But also, displaying kink-wear in that way during UA is its own problem separate from wearing it.
>I Just hope all this is a shitpost.
They really took the time to read it, find the relevant portion, and intentionally leave out the word that would prove them wrong to mislead people lmao.
I honestly would want to see the expression of any LT explaining to his Joe that rules lawering a chastity cage is not the done thing.
And then keep at it til he gets letter of counseling about it so they could frame that, cuz shit, why the fuck not
>"Linking to subreddits is not allowed"
what about providing [a google search](https://www.google.com/search?q=%22soldier+wearing+chastity+cage%3F%22+reddit&rlz=1C1GCEA_enNL812NL812&oq=%22soldier+wearing+chastity+cage%3F%22+reddit&aqs=chrome..69i57.7467j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) that has the post as the top result
https://irp.fas.org/doddir/army/ar670-1.pdf
AR 670-1, at least the one I was able to find, is a 362 page document. It’s all about acceptable wear in army uniform.
one of my teachers in trade school made the mistake of telling us he was a piss watcher in the military. he was homophobic and generally a shitty person so we'd torment him with "dick watcher! dick watcher!" until he got red and threatened to kill us
good times
It's not an official position, it's a voluntary extra duty assignment you'd do on top of your normal work. Sometimes leadership will volunteer for you, meaning you'd have to go.
Well, if you're one of the millions that regularly indulge in marijuanna, you've learned that adultering your piss is the best way to get out of the awkward spot of explaining to your potential employer that yeah, you smoke weed.
In the military, given that the nature of literally everything is stupendously expensive and that the military is subject to shall we say, very conservative labor practices, one of the sad jobs forced upon some hopefully unhappy watcher is that they're not trying to fake a drug test with fake/someone's else clean piss.
If you ever have an employer(outside of the DoD) say that as a condition of employment they have to watch you piss, that's illegal and gross as fuck.
This reminded me of a story my buddy is in the navy told me. One day this guy had to come to work in his dress uniform (the white one). Everything was good except the guy had a furry tail hanging out of his pants. Everyone in the unit noticed this and one dude snuck up to the dude and yanks it out as hard as he could. The guy thought it was just stuck in his pants but no it was a buttplug. The furry ended up having to go to the hospital because it literally torn his asshole open.
Nice of the OOP to circle back around and tell the pecker checker to cool his jets as well. Chastity Dude's probably already gonna be embarrassed enough knowing that his boss knows about his fetish, the last thing he needs is for the rest of his direct coworkers to know too.
This said, the military's still the military, and I imagine that shit will have a way of popping up as a rumor anyways, but the effort reflects well on OOP's character.
I remember one day in basic (late 90s) they decided they were super angry at us - I assume it was like a planned outrage thing.
So before breakfast they marched us to this other room and in our gym shorts/t-shirt and made us stand "nut to butt" for a long time.
A bunch of 20 somethings in the best shape of their lives, our days too filled and busy for us to jerk off, and here we are nudging our junk into the muscly buttcrack of the guy in front of you while feeling the twitching bulge of the guy behind you.
military gay af yo, I'm not making th is up. I think the only thing that saved us from all from getting hard was how exhausted we were.
Dude cages have gotten weirdly popular over the past few years. Like, I have noticed a *very* marked increase across most of the gay, horny subreddits
On one hand, people are free to do whatever gets their rocks off (with their own bodies, and not violating consent of anyone else), on the other, I find it… perplexing.
It’s quite interesting to me that it seems to be picking up during a time where hyper masculinity and incel culture is dominating a large position of male mindshare - and if I were a betting man, I’d say that these two things are related.
But while ultimately I’m super curious about the correlation in rise of both dominant male external personalities and submissive male sexual patterns, I also don’t give *enough* of a fuck to do a real study on it - so for now it’s just merely a curiosity for me
It's the submissive aspect. Not being able to freely get off and yet constantly being able to feel it and have that reminder (usually put in place by a dominant) makes and keeps you very horny, very fast, in addition to the "ownership/being owned" aspect. Same as goes for collars, etc.
But if you're also a bottom, then it emphasizes that you're a bottom and the *only* thing you have available for sexual pleasure or to get off is bottoming.
I think it's initial trend definitely was related to inceldom's impact on porn and internet fetishism, but it's since spread more readily to femboy culture and porn tropes.
this is perhaps the most damning thing ive ever heard about a troop.
murdering civilians, racist, violent : horrible, inexcusable
into chastity : somehow even worse (they are probably going to murder civilians as well)
>Pisswatchers Finally an army job the people of 196 can get excited about
Home of challenge pissing
If you can piss into a cup and not be tested for drug use, you can lose your legs!
Yay I get to keep my legs
Bring your arms, bring your legs! That's right, we'll fuck your legs!
##HOME OF PISS WATCHING
If you can piss 6 feet straight up and not get wet you get no down payment!
Fuck you Baltimore!
I feel like I'm out of the loop here, but what is that, though?
Some who watches them piss into the cup for the drug test, to make sure they didn't cheat
best tax dollars to ever be spent
Fairly sure they are referencing [this ad](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc&t=28)
The best part is that anyone can be a pisswatcher. Which also means eventually pretty much everyone gets to be a pisswatcher.
Gonna quit my job rn and find one that lets me see military people pee
You either die with a chastity cage, or become the piss watcher.
This could be Pissmaster's origin story
He could be any one of us
Kid named blindness
Insert image of that giy in the window like "yes YES'
Yeah that was the weirdest bit for me.
Not the part with little birdie trapped in a cage? That part was okay?
Yeah people do weird stuff with their junk; I think that's sort of normal. I find it weirder calling a duck a "little bird" lol (I'm just kidding)
Sorry, I prefer cage-free cocks for the easy access.
Don't apologise to me! You're all good.
Farron’s Undead Legion… … the Piss Watchers
In the air force they call it meat gazing
Pisswatchers is my favorite DS3 boss
Less goooo
Can someone please find the exact wording?
"Linking to subreddits is not allowed." so I'm just gonna quote that reply: >On the chance you're serious,(In which case GODDAMN), I don't think it is permitted. >The following is chapter 3-4 para c of AR 670-1. (Pg14) >"Attaching, affixing, or displaying objects, articles, jewelry, or ornamentation to, through, or under their skin, tongue, or any other body part is prohibited. This applies to all Soldiers on or off duty. The only exception is the wear of earrings consistent with paragraph 3–4d. (The term “skin” is not confined to external skin but includes the tongue, lips, inside the mouth, and other surfaces of the body not readily visible.)" >That last bit "and other surfaces of the body not readily visible " would include the genitals, IMO. >I'd definitely run this one by someone else to be sure you're right before you go talk to a guy about his dick cage if i talked to him at all. >I do not know how Id handle this. One part of me says leave the man be. But also, displaying kink-wear in that way during UA is its own problem separate from wearing it. >I Just hope all this is a shitpost.
Please DM me the link to the post edit: nvm I found it
[Link to comment](https://army.reddit.com/comments/11vyvtp/comment/jcvrb6s/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Nothing will ever convince me this was anything but complete true.
'through, or under their skin' So this wouldn't apply to a chastity cage?
“*TO*, through, or under their skin” I think it does apply.
If it applies to necklaces or bracelets, I don't see how it wouldn't apply to this. Especially since it's probably also a safety thing
Get a heavy duty one, declare it as dick armor.
They really took the time to read it, find the relevant portion, and intentionally leave out the word that would prove them wrong to mislead people lmao.
they probably just misread it lmao, I know I did at first
I honestly would want to see the expression of any LT explaining to his Joe that rules lawering a chastity cage is not the done thing. And then keep at it til he gets letter of counseling about it so they could frame that, cuz shit, why the fuck not
>"Linking to subreddits is not allowed" what about providing [a google search](https://www.google.com/search?q=%22soldier+wearing+chastity+cage%3F%22+reddit&rlz=1C1GCEA_enNL812NL812&oq=%22soldier+wearing+chastity+cage%3F%22+reddit&aqs=chrome..69i57.7467j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) that has the post as the top result
Sounds like you can't wear clothed then
it does, but i’m guessing somewhere here is a “beyond what is already included in the required uniforms”
Literally, one cannot wear "clothed".
https://irp.fas.org/doddir/army/ar670-1.pdf AR 670-1, at least the one I was able to find, is a 362 page document. It’s all about acceptable wear in army uniform.
one of my teachers in trade school made the mistake of telling us he was a piss watcher in the military. he was homophobic and generally a shitty person so we'd torment him with "dick watcher! dick watcher!" until he got red and threatened to kill us good times
Doing the lords work
Harassing homophobes is generally a good thing to do
repressor energy
Now his watch is ended
Based
Wtf is a pisswatcher and how the fuck is that a military position
It's not an official position, it's a voluntary extra duty assignment you'd do on top of your normal work. Sometimes leadership will volunteer for you, meaning you'd have to go.
do you watch people piss tho
It's too make sure they don't cheat on drug tests
Oh my gah family guy reference
Ah yes, the ol’ Volun-told
Voluntary? Someone tell my 1SG that.
>voluntary aaaaaa they don't even have to pay people to do it, there's such demand to be a piss watcher in the army aaaaàaawtf
Well, if you're one of the millions that regularly indulge in marijuanna, you've learned that adultering your piss is the best way to get out of the awkward spot of explaining to your potential employer that yeah, you smoke weed. In the military, given that the nature of literally everything is stupendously expensive and that the military is subject to shall we say, very conservative labor practices, one of the sad jobs forced upon some hopefully unhappy watcher is that they're not trying to fake a drug test with fake/someone's else clean piss. If you ever have an employer(outside of the DoD) say that as a condition of employment they have to watch you piss, that's illegal and gross as fuck.
Some DOT piss tests also require "direct observation" and those are civilian / employer administered.
What if the soldier holding his key dies in action and loses it?
Can this be in the new call of duty
No but let’s do one where we’re storming the beaches of Normandy!
Because the french stole our chastity cage key
I’ll allow it
Those aren’t dog tags you pick up in kill confirmed…
this is the lock picking lawyer and what i have for you today is...
Didn't he actually do something like this for Valentine's or maybe April Fool's one year?
He picked the lock with a condom wrapper I think
Launch a mission to recover the dead soldier's body to get the key and release the cagey from torment. Saving Ryan's Privates
lol. We are both over 30.
And at the end of the movie, the sub is trying to get his keys back from a dying Tom Hanks, and he tells him "Earn this"
They’d have to come up with some way to remove a cylinder without damaging it.
But the cylinder is attached to the main body and can't be removed
Will have to break out the old angle grinder
Buzzsaw
I think they should all wear chastity cages. Keep boners down. A test of their willpower. I should join the military
r\/196 users when they can be horny and commit war crimes at the same time:
i mean, how else would you get horny? smh
What did you think gay space communism entailed?
I thought it meant trips to Risa and getting our Jamaharon on
Idk fam, I tried pissing with one on a couple of times and it just made a mess Just take it off to piss and put it on again after
Precision marksmanship is a hallmark of the US military, soldiers are trained every day how to piss accurately with a cage on source trust me
Only if the commanders are all replaced with Mommy Doms
I'm sure there are already plenty of fanfics about this.
That's just extra protection
Hell, I’d take it
Pisswatcher is my favorite word of the day
most people in the comments were calling them cockgazers and i’m not sure which one is funnier
we call them pecker checkers
This reminded me of a story my buddy is in the navy told me. One day this guy had to come to work in his dress uniform (the white one). Everything was good except the guy had a furry tail hanging out of his pants. Everyone in the unit noticed this and one dude snuck up to the dude and yanks it out as hard as he could. The guy thought it was just stuck in his pants but no it was a buttplug. The furry ended up having to go to the hospital because it literally torn his asshole open.
He's just looking for his soldier's, great work
Nice of the OOP to circle back around and tell the pecker checker to cool his jets as well. Chastity Dude's probably already gonna be embarrassed enough knowing that his boss knows about his fetish, the last thing he needs is for the rest of his direct coworkers to know too. This said, the military's still the military, and I imagine that shit will have a way of popping up as a rumor anyways, but the effort reflects well on OOP's character.
Pisswatcher? Pretty sure I beat those guys
It's easy if you just run around and let them beat the piss out of themselves
Pisstoucher > Pisswatcher
i love the Piss Watchers of Farron Keep, they’re my favorite DS3 boss
I remember one day in basic (late 90s) they decided they were super angry at us - I assume it was like a planned outrage thing. So before breakfast they marched us to this other room and in our gym shorts/t-shirt and made us stand "nut to butt" for a long time. A bunch of 20 somethings in the best shape of their lives, our days too filled and busy for us to jerk off, and here we are nudging our junk into the muscly buttcrack of the guy in front of you while feeling the twitching bulge of the guy behind you. military gay af yo, I'm not making th is up. I think the only thing that saved us from all from getting hard was how exhausted we were.
Finally a based member of the military
nonzero amount of taxpayer dollars go to boot boys looking at each others cocks while they piss
its not just nonzero its a LOT of extra money is spent on this, but they cant have reservists smoking weed on their days off lmao
WHAT IS THIS SUB'S OBSESSION WTIH CHASTITY
I knew a Chastity, she was a nice girl.
Its cool 😎
So cool BUT
In all honesty id say it goes with the whole uwu submissive thing ppl seem to have on this sub
Dude cages have gotten weirdly popular over the past few years. Like, I have noticed a *very* marked increase across most of the gay, horny subreddits On one hand, people are free to do whatever gets their rocks off (with their own bodies, and not violating consent of anyone else), on the other, I find it… perplexing. It’s quite interesting to me that it seems to be picking up during a time where hyper masculinity and incel culture is dominating a large position of male mindshare - and if I were a betting man, I’d say that these two things are related. But while ultimately I’m super curious about the correlation in rise of both dominant male external personalities and submissive male sexual patterns, I also don’t give *enough* of a fuck to do a real study on it - so for now it’s just merely a curiosity for me
It's the submissive aspect. Not being able to freely get off and yet constantly being able to feel it and have that reminder (usually put in place by a dominant) makes and keeps you very horny, very fast, in addition to the "ownership/being owned" aspect. Same as goes for collars, etc. But if you're also a bottom, then it emphasizes that you're a bottom and the *only* thing you have available for sexual pleasure or to get off is bottoming. I think it's initial trend definitely was related to inceldom's impact on porn and internet fetishism, but it's since spread more readily to femboy culture and porn tropes.
Fr bruh. I don't get it
user125662 is back 🦅 I would love being an army pisswatcher
bro just wanted some armor for his cock why wouldnt that be allowed
I've legit had urinalysis observers say shit like "good job" to me before. Like, what makes it a good job? And why tell me?
I once did a sex roleplay with a submissive guy in the army, he didn’t wear a chastity cage as far as I know but he was into that sort of stuff.
Fucking random urinalysis? Yet another reason to never join the army.
The United States armed forces are a terrorist organization. Never join them.
That's just making em sound cool
I wasn't planning on it. Adding shit like this to my list of reasons not to just make big number get bigger
OK let’s say you’re a knight Medieval army would a Chasity cage or belt help protect your goan
codpieces were a thing so yeah
wtf is a pisswatcher? finally, seeing cock all day turned into a job
this is perhaps the most damning thing ive ever heard about a troop. murdering civilians, racist, violent : horrible, inexcusable into chastity : somehow even worse (they are probably going to murder civilians as well)
Fuck the armed forces.
But isn't that the exact opposite message of this post?
Okay 🥵
Based
From what I’d hear the army needs to take every person it can get their hands on
obviously fake but quite funny