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ghostttoast

He’s so small


garlic_bread_thief

Honestly. I find animal babies so much cuter than human babies.


Madertheinvader

That's probably because human babies aren't done cooking when they're born relative to most other mammals. We have to be born basically premature in order to fit through the pelvic bones of the mother (which over the evolution process have shrunk due to our uprighted walkiness). Newborn babies are pretty ugly most of the time. They start getting cute (and dangerous) when they start walking and learning shit.


Zestyclose_Week374

So if it wasn't for the big heads, we'd ideally be born at 1 year old? Oddly worded but I'm too dumb to phrase it better.


Un-interesting

I read 18mths, as most mammals need to be able to competently walk/run quite soon after birth.


TomTomMan93

Yeah I remember learning this in a primatology class long ago. Most non-human primates gestate for longer than humans as a result of our increased brain size. Otherwise, there'd be a lot of death during childbirth cause neither the mom or baby is exactly capable of birthing/being birthed anything larger. It's also one of the reasons why human childbirth is so dangerous compared to other species. I always interpreted it as humans evolved to be smarter and have larger brains, but we haven't quite hit the final form of sustaining/propagating that too well physically. I also imagine this has only increased over time since non-human primates tend to grip onto their mother when still babies. Human babies can't really do that nor do they need to since we usually carry them upright either in our arms or strollers/backpack things nowadays. So that works as kind of the tradeoff there. Smarter/bigger brains but born less independent.


ry8919

>Yeah I remember learning this in a primatology class long ago. You're remembering incorrectly. Humans have the longest gestation period of primates. The shortest is around 54 days and humans average 267, with gorillas coming in close at 255 days. https://www.britannica.com/animal/primate-mammal/Natural-history Compared to other mammals Humans are on the higher end with the exception of horses and similar mammals and whales. https://beef2live.com/story-gestation-period-cows-mammals-0-109436 This whole thread is based on a false premise.


Zaemz

Yup, ya, you're right. They're still right that we pop out relatively underdeveloped, but you're correct in pointing out that the premise of gestation *time*, specifically, is wrong. The idea is on track, though. Like /u/buttparagus said, it's relative, and I think that's what people mean, too. Humans are dense and need a long time to bake in the oven, but you have to take it out, cover it, and let it finish "baking itself" outside of the oven before they're done all the way, otherwise they overflow their baking pan. There's more post-oven prep that goes on. Other animals usually take less time to bake and they're done (but still need to cool) when the timer goes off. You just take 'em out of the oven, cool off, and serve. Makes me think of cheesecake vs birthday cake. ...mmmm cake.


joebewaan

Understood. Humans are like scrambled eggs or steamed rice.


buttparagus

that is what i also initially thought. but i think directly comparing durations is not very meaningful. however, if we compare the gestation periods relative to average species lifespan, the statement that humans gestate quicker makes sense.


Prince_Edward_IV

nuh uh it's cuz that lady ate a apple


GrumpyGlasses

Yeah but I don’t like the idea that we need a 2 year gestation period like elephants.


Fancykiddens

Nine months in, nine months out.


the_lusankya

Probably about three to six months old. That's about when they start getting spunky.


slapthebasegod

I think they call it the 4th trimester don't they?


angelcobra

Hopefully before the kid has teeth.


possiblekink

😱


forgetfulsue

Probably 3mo. They don’t call the NB phase the 4th trimester for nothing. Yes, I know tri means three.


greatsirius

Imagine climbing out at 18 having to immediately work and pay taxes


WellAdustedCatLady

I’ve heard those first couple of months or so referred to as the 4th trimester. After about three months they start getting cute and looking less alien like. They’re fully cooked so-to-speak and seem a lot less frail.


shinneui

I've heard that pelvic bones also get progressively smaller due to genetics. In the past, women/babies would die during childbirth if they had narrow hips, which is not a very common occurrence nowadays.


TossPowerTrap

Kurt Vonnegut would occasionally have a character speculate that humans would further evolve our over-sized heads until fetuses could no longer pop out. For our species: The End.


blessedfortherest

OR human multiple births become the norm and the mother may or may not survive the operation to remove them


Monkey_with_cymbals2

I have heard way more twins are being born, even aside from IVF.


Maleficent_Memory_60

Lol they aren't done cooking. I started to over cook. I was born past my due date. And even though I was the same exact weight and height when I was born as when my sibling was born. They look learn and i look like a hella plump baby.


travoltaswinkinbhole

Toddlers are like the raptors from Jurassic Park, just constantly paying attention and probing for weaknesses.


StargazerTheory

I don't find them cute when they're more developed either


cssmith2011cs

.... fuckin tax evading midget little shits, is all children are. ( ≖_≖)


Returd4

Yes new born babies look like frogs


Actually_Im_a_Broom

> They start getting cute (and dangerous) when they start walking and learning shit. I still remember that first shit my son had at 13 months old. Thirteen friggin months of held up food finally released…I wish they’d learn to do this sooner.


Mis_chevious

Agreed. My daughter was 3 weeks earlier than her due date and looked like Benjamin Button for at least a month after she got here.


ry8919

Where are you getting this from? Humans have one of the longer gestation periods for mammals. https://beef2live.com/story-gestation-period-cows-mammals-0-109436


AnnabelleStorm96

I agree on the majority of what you mean, though newborn koalas and kangaroos ... not so much kol


ChugstheBeer

Human babies are animal babies


SirBing96

This 100%. I don’t mean to be rude, your baby is kinda cute, but this PUPPY 😍


LeDestrier

Except if it shits on your bed. Babies in general are just shit machines.


SirBing96

In my case it was throw up, last week, at 3:30 in the morning. Granted she wasn’t a puppy, but still.


chipthegrinder

human babies are adorable when they aren't crying


Routine-Pen8116

because they are. human babies are disgusting. lets all just raise cats instead


sammorest

Such a brave thing to say. Thank you for your honesty.


Mavyn1

Highly dependent on the animal lol. Naked mole rat babies are terrifying


PrometheanArtisan

Right. My buddy back when Facebook was new would always get banded for a week because he would tell people their new born are ugly haha


jelde

Until you have your own.


neercatz

Nah. My kid looked like a potato until he was 1. Newborns are ugly little buggers


garlic_bread_thief

No. I have decided to never have children. I have several reasons for not wanting children.


jelde

Yeah I had a feeling you'd say that. Anyway, I was just pointing out that generally there isn't anything more precious than your own kids.


BrockBushrod

Just a li'l guy, minding his business 🐵


neercatz

*haroombas inner monologue" Feeling good on a Wednesday with the sparkling thoughts, help me unload the car, ya ya ya ya ya Look at this shit. I'm operating on a whole other level rn. Running peak efficiency, boop beep bo bop bop bop Check cha check check check ah check it ouuutttt, push pah pushing the straw-aw all around"


Dr_Griller

That's what she said!


construction_zone

sir you misspelled 'smol'


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2DeadMoose

You must be new to the internet.


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Skandle_us

It'll never cease to amaze me how you people let the stupidest shit bother you lol


2DeadMoose

One followed the other and now it’s been decades so no it isn’t going anywhere lol.


Bladewing10

Dick out regardless


kpidhayny

>!broomst!


Life-Sky3645

He is. Where's his mommy? 😔


Exotic_Worldliness94

Omg it’s doing a scoot :3


ywBBxNqW

I hope it's not like when a dog does a scoot because it's got worms or something.


nobleland_mermaid

It's butt isn't actually on the ground all that much so probably not, they're just playing around.


ywBBxNqW

They are such goobers.


banjosuicide

It's in an empty room with a concrete floor and a bit of hay. I'd probably lose my mind and start doing this as well.


SleazyMuppet

I saw a comment on another post saying this is a temporary holding room they put them in while cleaning/work is done in the main enclosure. So he’s probably just hanging out in there temporarily. Not that a lot of zoo animals *aren’t* kept in awful little rooms long term… 😔


nobleland_mermaid

Yeah I did a behind-the-scenes zookeeper for a day tour once and the place I went to had a temporary enclosure a lot like this where they moved some of the animals to while they cleaned out or repaired their normal habitats or if they needed to be checked on by a vet. It's mostly empty because they use them for more than one type of animal. They already have to take out the hay, wash, disinfect, and de-scent the rooms between species so trying to also remove/replace enrichment or anything would add a lot of work when most of the animals spend less than a few hours in there anyway (the one I went to tried to keep it under an hour) We saw the lions in theirs, they brought them in to clean a part of their normal enclosure and while they were in there had a keeper come to check on them. The zoo had trained the lions to show their bellies, inside their mouths, the bottom of their paws etc. (giving them treats when they did) so the keepers could try to catch injuries or illness before it was anything major. it was easier to do all that while they were in the smaller temporary enclosures than trying to get it done in the big one where the lions had more space.


AdOwn6086

That makes me feel better because I was really sad when I first watched this because the enclosure looks so sad


banjosuicide

That's heartening to hear


ywBBxNqW

Maybe it's in there because it does have worms and the poor baby is in quarantine. EDIT: I also wonder if it's maybe on some medication.


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

He's got lil hands with fingernails like we do, if his but is itchy he can just scratch it


01chlam

A booty scooty


LostHomeland

It is adorable. and Haroomba? Funny and appropriate lol!


Nincomsoup

The Haroomba looks like a very effective ape-liance, useful for cleaning all kinds of hay strewn spaces in your home.


Totesnotadoggo01

I own two free roam rabbits. I would like to hire Haroomba ASAP.


hummingbirrrrd

My thoughts exactly lol 🐰


STRYKER3008

I heard they don't allow u to repair it yourself by requiring their proprietary monkey wrench


just_nobodys_opinion

The problem is getting it to dock in the corner correctly


Overlord_Ace

It all went to shit when Harambe died. But he's come back to us, reincarnated as Haroomba. He's gonna save us from all the shits now.


MasterXaios

"Harambe? Yes, that was what they used to call me. Harambe... that was my name. ***I*** am Haroomba. And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide."


Vandergrif

**Harambe 2: Reincarnation Boogaloo** *It's time... to take out the trash* *^^[scoot ^^scoot ^^scoot]*


cisenoficial

All hail the mighty Haroomba


DemandZestyclose7145

Sticks out for Haroomba.....to clean up off the floor.


hrslvr_paints

Zoos have inside and outside areas for most habitats. Many of the animals come in during the night. They also may spend time there when they're ill or when they've just arrived at the zoo. The inside areas are also used to safely sedate animals prior to being taken to hospital for exams or procedures. This is also only showing a piece of the indoor area. Y'all just chill unless we learn this isn't a reputable facility.


MaestroPendejo

I'll back this up. My ex was a worker at San Francisco zoo. I was able to get a very kickass inside tour of the facility. This is exactly what I thought of when I saw this.


hate2bme

I thought the same and have only been to the Cincinnati Zoo a few times. Oh yeah, and the Indianapolis Zoo. People just wanna bitch about shit online for no reason. I don't get it. Edit: and the South Bend Zoo.


PyroKnight

Yeah, some animals will also hide out indoors when they want some privacy or feel stressed out from all the attention. Usually after a while they get used to all the visitors in the outdoor areas but a good zoo will always let animals go between areas as they desire.


coupon_is_expired

Can confirm. Source: Animal Keeper at an accredited zoo past 26 years and counting.


Mocker-Poker

OMG please do IAmA here! it would be amazing if you share your experience with those of us who are just visitors and don't know a lot


coupon_is_expired

I may one day. I'm not really sure how to do that yet. 26 years at one job means I'm one of those old ladies that stumbles with Reddit.


Mocker-Poker

yes, I get it, local mods will always help you figure it out though https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/


coupon_is_expired

Oh! I thought it was a function not a whole Sub! LoL


Mocker-Poker

yes, that's a whole sub, pretty popular, you get all sorts of people there, professionals from different spheres and countries, from time to time they arrange scheduled sessions with celebrities/scientists/sportsmen/etc. they've got certain rules as every sub, you can check on the right, and you'll need to submit a proof (e.g. a picture in the zoo with your login on a piece of paper) please consider doing an IAmA session sometime


Present-Ad3167

Me too! Lol I just learned it’s its own sub and not just a special thing that I just get ads for once in a while. But I second you doing one, I would love to hear about your experience. I’ve always wanted to work with animals my whole life so would love to hear what you have to say.


Bocifer1

They’re gonna be really appalled when they find out that we make human children play inside sometimes too


user-unknown-404

Or how US prisons have Itty-bitty concrete rooms for inmates.


mydogisacloud

My local zoo lets us see both the indoor and outdoor areas and I suspect they have a secondary more private indoor area for when they need it. And it us a very respectable zoo with a great conservation program. This area looks just fine with all the context this short clip can provide.


jda404

Thanks for some insight!! Reddit is the king of blowing things out of proportion lol.


ATee184

I love Haroomba


ChirpSnipeCelly

Yup, top tier word play OP.


sluttydinosaur101

He looks almost fake


fakeitilyamakeit

Right. He looks like a plushy toy. So cute.


Flippin_diabolical

This title is perfection OP


c0smicteddybear

Scoot scoot


TouchMyWrath

Brooms out for haroomba


Head-Eagle-3187

Be sure to spring for the warranty! I heard sometimes they malfunction and start flinging their vacuum contents around.


KSredneck69

I wish we had seen the little circle he did before they started filming. Hes so stinkin cute


AdamZocchi

Hilarious wordplay


Prophetx14

Just scootin


Sure-Survey9192

Parent: leaves room for a sec Little me:


Glorious_Retardation

Ha-room-ba! Ha-room-ba!


NIKINIKITA

Hara in greek means happy, haroomba fits so much to this little fella 💙


P0T8OS

Okay that's both adorable and hilarious but by naming him that you're dooming him to a terrible fate


AceOut

Haroomba looks like he would be a better driver than most of the people on the road today (present company included).


Wilgrove

Pretty sure the monkey is just bored. Doesn't he have anything to simulate his brain, or is it just hay and concrete?


HiILikePlants

This is probably just the indoor portion of their enclosure


w00kieman

The outside isn’t gonna be stimulating either, these animals are prisoners


MithSeka

Haroomba


mrfix77

I thought it was a toy minkey first


noskilleumas

Awwwwww I want to hug that mini little roomba!


RedishDragon

The prophecy has foretold of his coming. He will clean the world of sin and wipe away all the darkness. All hail his coming. Hail, Haroomba!!!


ReklawTheBear

He do be scootin


A_Vierli

Worship Prince Haroomba, the cleaner of cages and devourer of hail


Competitive_Bottle71

All he needs are some cymbals.


stkace

u/savevideobot


RAK00N2

Haroomba. Jamaica...


TheBrownMamba8

u/savevideo


cerebraldormancy

He’s got a camera and is watching


Relaxedtiger330

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I still itch.


PicketFenceGhost

Haroomba Cucumba🥒


LilMochi190

My heart


savagepitts

He has been reborn. I hear the 7 trumpets


margueritedeville

Chère bébé


pale_blue_dots

Aww man, that's adorable.


applesauceplatypuss

Is he okay?


Rathbun

At least this one has a more clever title than the other post.


LordxNikon

Sweet title!


-meeko

The most adorable thing Ive ever seen


midorile

Adorable scoots!!


Feeling_Mongoose_263

Harrooomba ❤️


Freshest-Raspberry

Brooms out for Haroomba!


erdtirdmans

No dicks out just yet guys - he's too young and smol 🥹


A5TR0DYTE

Poor guy has nothing else to do in there.


Thiccchicc333

Haroomba 💀


kpidhayny

>!broomst!


CommonShower9005

Classic stress/boredom/anxiety behavior. Not cute


Not-The-AlQaeda

more like Wroomba


pegothejerk

Everyone commenting about how awful that place looks for poor Haroomba, I can guess y'all's maximum age, cause for us gen x-ers, this place looks like Disneyland compared to what we had day in, day out - wood veneer paneling, shag carpet or linoleum, all the furniture was covered in plastic so we couldn't use it - I'd have killed to be able to bring some grass clippings or straw inside to play with, we were lucky if once a year we got a big box from an appliance to play in, that whole day was magical. And a mural? We only saw those at church daycare.


bambinolettuce

this is a pasta surely. if not, im stealing it and making it one


pegothejerk

It's original. Copy and paste away.


Gunsmoke_wonderland

Ah, another home school kid. My brother.


Benzene505

We must protect him at all costs


Jamikiii

I feel so bad for this lil creature. That place looks miserable.


russianspy_1989

That room is probably just the holding area while they clean the enclosure or to quarantine due to illness.


Muffin_Appropriate

Better there than in a forest humans are deforesting and ripping apart their homes.


TheIncospiciousOne

Doesn't look very exciting, does it. I think double the space and put more natural lighting. I'm just going to hope there is access to outside.


SayFuzzyPickles42

He almost definitely does - I frequent my local zoo and almost all the animals have both indoor and outdoor areas, it's very standard-issue. It's actually healthy for them to have indoor spaces that are relatively small, it gives them privacy and comfort.


Minuku

Yes, it is not necessarily about the area or the concrete floor but just the complete emptiness. Hope this little fella has at least a corner or another room full of climbing possibilities and toys.


TheIncospiciousOne

Maybe it's got little friends somewhere else? Possibly in the outside sections that I'm really hoping they have. I hope this person knows what they're doing


higherentity

Free Haroomba!!


Captain--Koala

u/savevideobot


KartoschkaTheDrunk

:(


bbgun142

Man how sad, all alone in a concrete room. With hay, I bet he is just trying to entertain himself


BadZnake

Don't forget to downvote and block anyone with 10 million karma in 4 years <3


findhumorinlife

HarRumpa


sanpigrino

u/savevideo


theUSAisAJoke

Bro is stuck in a cage without a gram of living vegetation in sight so sad.


shannon_frog

Why is he alone? And why inside?


zookprchaos

How do you know the chimp is alone? You don’t even see the whole habitat. In addition, this could have been filmed in winter, where it is too cold for them to be outside.


Nincomsoup

If it's winter and that's the space he's got, it'd be nice to see some toys or other sources of stimulation. Maybe he's waiting for a vet visit or something.


zookprchaos

For a lot of big accredited zoos, which I cannot say for sure what this facility is or their status on accreditation, they often have more than one indoor space for apes. Again, we don’t know what stimulation is in there due to not seeing the entire space. This could be an older habitat where keepers are working with what they have. Remodeling costs millions of dollars and often need funding from rich, private donors willing to fund the remodel or the city is willing to fund it with taxpayer money. The latter requires a whole voting process from the public to agree to use their money in that way. Sometimes these voting processes have to wait and be on a ballot during the voting season.


Mogadodo

That's just sad


Responsible-Laugh590

I would be bored too if I was trapped in a cage


November1947

I might be doing that also if I was living in that barren concrete cage.


AstroFace

And just like that, the world was right again.


OhMyGoat

Horrible confinement.


badbadunicorn

how can people find this entertaining? this poor WILD animal is stuck in a concrete hell. Educate yourself about zoos. This is horrible.


w00kieman

Don’t know why you are downvoted, these animals are prisoners for our entertainment and zoos should be banished imo


Fantastic_Love_9451

Indoor space for primates in zoos exists.


badbadunicorn

sad enough that primates in zoos (or zoos in general) exist. These animals belong in the wild. Not locked in for your eNtErtAinMenT.


marktherobot-youtube

bananas out for Haroomba!


ImmaBlackgul

So cute…too bad he will forever be deprived of his freedom and turned into a shadow of himself


PotentialRaccoon3548

I feel so bad for him. No one should have to live like this 💔


janz79

Such a magnifecent being… caged….


starseed808

Sad to see.. got nothing but to push hay when they could be in the trees... I wish people didn't see them as enemies or food..


SpicyFlaps

So messed up we keep them on concrete floors


piewca_apokalipsy

This is sad as fuk


Gympie-Gympie-pie

Forest painted concrete walls are still concrete walls.


luckyduck0777

I hate seeing apes inside these types of concrete enclosures, they look like prison cells.


bottleboy8

I don't understand why people think this is cute. An animal with nearly human intelligence in a cage with not toys or any other stimulation. Sad as shit IMHO.


dgblarge

What an appalling attempt at habitat for a caged animal, especially a young primate. No wonder the poor thing is exhibiting odd behaviour. This is not an animal being a derp it's an young primate with incipient behavioural problems arising from being caged in a concrete room with zero environmental enrichment. I've never liked zoos for exactly reasons like this.


Mothunny

You can look through some other comments on here, but this is most likely just an inside area, for when it's too cold outside, when they need to be brought to a vet, checked out, or when they just might choose to go in, etc!


TheDoomslayer69420

u/savevideobot


chaharly

Damn. They could put a little enrichment in there


forgottorest

In my head cannon he has a boner and is embarrassed so he hid it in a tuft of hay so no one sees it while he tries to discretely go across the room.


go_hyuck_yourself

Brooms sticks out for Haroombe


Silver-Necessary-442

Harambe been reincarnated , now they know him as Haroomba