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My SO and I were in college, dropped some acid and after some time, what’s the worst that could happen? Let’s watch this movie for the first time. Certainly made it a memorable experience. Although after the credits rolled, we decided ti watch it all over again, because we were convinced none of it was real.
Hells yeah! Stanley is a Square. Total Snoregasm. Sandy Bear Cheeks is unhinged when she’s disturbed from her slumber during hibernation. Also the Mutant Grandma is the creepiest character in the movie hands down. There’s a reason doesn’t make a comeback. Too eerie and unsettling. However the Flying Dutchman has a sense of humor, loves traveling, shows human emotions, and is so down to earth he ascended from the depths of hell at the core of the planet.
Got to agree. SpongeBob’s cousin does try to be nice but his sheer level of incompetence is more dangerous than Patrick’s idiocy, Sandy during hibernation would be an absolute nightmare to anyone not wanting to poke the bear, and we don’t talk about HER. This leave the Flying Dutchman whom isn’t really a bad guy at all.
“Hey guys. So things aren’t working out. It’s not you, so much as it’s me.”
“You’re setting us free?”
“Actually, I’m just going to eat you. See you at dinner.”
But spongebob never died. Could use this to your advantage. Got a friend you want to distance yourself from? Bring Stanley. Need to get time off work? Stanley can help.
That's spongebob's cousin, Stanley. He destroys everything he touches, like, Mr.Krabs literally sent him to destroy the chum bucket, and for what i remember, the building exploded in flames
Stanley. I give him the task of spending the next 24 hours using my financial information to make me dirt broke, and I end up becoming a trillionaire 😎
Unfortunately he ruins everything. He doesn't fail at everything. So you'd still lost your money, and probably in a worse way than you could possibly expect.
How, the toon force logic that whatever task he’s explicitly given and sets out accomplish he fails at miserably? He tried doing literally nothing with Patrick and he couldn’t do it lol. Based on what we’ve seen, if he gets the task of making me as poor as possible, he would either have no affect or make me incredibly rich.
toon force logic would follow that the schemer ends up in downfall, not just that it's against the wishes of Stanley. He would end up trying to make you broke, and succeed and you'd be miserable, with him actually being proud that he succeeded in something for once. The idea isn't that he does the opposite of what you tell him, it's that he brings disaster wherever he goes
Stanley is a walking hazard 24/7, definite no
Granny will just try to eat me. Again, hard pass
Hibernating Sandy is a major threat, but if I just don’t wake her up I’ll be fine, and she was a fairly heavy sleeper in that episode, I like my chances
Flying Dutchman is the clear pick though, dude can be pretty chill, but if he does start threatening me, as long as I meet his demands I’ll be ok. SpongeBob and Patrick survived him and they’re idiots, I’m slightly less of an idiot
I’m also going with Dutchie because he’s a pretty cool dude and I imagine I’d be a better pirate crew than SpongeBob and Patrick in Shanghaied.
Same as you, I’m banking on myself to not be an idiot.
The only way I could survive Stanly is to scold him and drive him away, but that's cheating and mean. The gummy grandma is a guaranteed demise. If I'm quiet, I can survive hibernation Sandy. If the Dutchman wants to eat me, I just need his sock and do the three wishes game, but if he just wants to scare me, I'll manage.
I go with Dutchy
Dutchman can be chill and reasonable and would be fun to hang around specially if you like scaring and messing with others you would get along with him and if things go south just take his sock
The Flying Ducthman, hands down. He's a genuinely cool dude who just needs some friends. Meanwhile, Stanely will destroy everything you own without even trying, Sandy is gonna maul you the minute who decide to wear a cowboy hat, and you'd be hanging out with the bones thinking to be with the "lady". I dont even know if shes selling real ice cream!
Sandy. I’m a human, humans are bigger and stronger then squirrels, eventfully she’ll tire out, or be dead/ badly hurt. I’ll probably be bloody AF, and need some shots afterwards, but GG easy.
Alternatively, the Flying Dutchman. Get some holy water and prayers, maybe even a crucifix. BAM! GG easy
Flying Dutchman is pretty chill depending on the situation. There's the sock and wishes, him crashing at my place if his ship needs fixing, or helping him in some other way. Generally he's cool though.
Sandy you need to keep quiet, and it did likely be cold from her hibernating during winter, but it's not bad. Since she's awake in the picture I just need to get her comfy enough to sleep and just let her be.
Both acceptable. Granny is instant death. Stanley ruins everything, and makes things horrible beyond imagination so 24 hours you'd probably be homeless, broke, and with a massive debt and then some.
Hibernating Sandy is a cake walk (If she starts off sleeping.)
People seem to be forgetting that Dutchy WILL make your life a living nightmare for the 24 hours. Human eyeballs in your food, Spiders crawling out of your orifices and so on. SpongeBob only got bored after multiple days or weeks of his shtick. Dutchy is only viable if you can afford to pay a therapist enough to get their kids out of college debt free.
Flying Dutchman will give you nightmare fuel for quite some time. But eventually you will be desensitized to all his tricks. The catch is that he'll be like a freeloader afterwards but it's better than having Stanley or hibernation Sandy
1. Dutchman because he's pretty chill
2. Stanley because he hasn't really killed someone but he could probably cause a death by accident
3. Hibernating Sandy because if I just left her alone to sleep then I could be fine but like one fart and I'm dead
4. Fake grandma because that monster can just chase and eat me
Well, you gotta consider that Stanley and Sandy are both much smaller than a human. Seeing as Sandy doesn't have rabies, I think I could probably last an hour with an angry squirrel.
The flying dutchman.
He’ll traumatize me for life, but stanley has very strong odds of killing me by accident, and the bottom two will just straight up kill me on purpose immediately.
Dutchman can teach me some sick knots while we’re hanging out so probably him.
Hibernating Sandy would probably be chill too if I just left her alone to sleep.
Dutchman seems totally chill to hang out with if you approach the situation properly. Hibernation Sandy will surely kill me if i wake her. Monster Granny will ABSOLUTELY murder me.
Who's the guy on the top right, and how is he dangerous? (I haven't caught up to recent SB seasons)
Who tf is even considering the bottom 2 they'll fucking kill you stately will probably cause an accident and kill you flying Dutchman easy I may shit my pants but I'll live
The tall spongebob who's name i can't remember. I choose him simply because he's like me: everything he touches, even when only being nearby, something always breaks.
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Flying Dutchman is pretty chill if you give him a chance
Bingo. Stanley will accidentally kill you, hibernating Sandy will rip you to shreds, and the last one literally wants to eat you.
I would literally choose anything but the last one
But she'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers
Thanks for dredging up the horrific memory of that cat, that I had buried deep for years.
My SO and I were in college, dropped some acid and after some time, what’s the worst that could happen? Let’s watch this movie for the first time. Certainly made it a memorable experience. Although after the credits rolled, we decided ti watch it all over again, because we were convinced none of it was real.
true love.
Idk who this Stanley is but he’s creepy looking, why’s he the only tall sea sponge
He is SpongeBob cousin and he destroys everything he touch
I mean, Hibernating Sandy will probably be asleep so as long as you just chill in her tree and don’t make noise you should be fine.
Yes, but what if I were to protest that I was in fact, the dirty Dan.
You watched the episode, it’s your funeral.
Well is she awake or sleeping?
Not that the Flying Dutchman *won’t* want to eat you, but you can always hide his dining sock.
The last one is small compared to humans
Sandy is a tiny squirrel. I'm a full grown man. I'd just stomp her out
Hey no spoilers
Hells yeah! Stanley is a Square. Total Snoregasm. Sandy Bear Cheeks is unhinged when she’s disturbed from her slumber during hibernation. Also the Mutant Grandma is the creepiest character in the movie hands down. There’s a reason doesn’t make a comeback. Too eerie and unsettling. However the Flying Dutchman has a sense of humor, loves traveling, shows human emotions, and is so down to earth he ascended from the depths of hell at the core of the planet.
That wasn't a mutant grabdma. That was just a highly evoloved and specialized frog fish lure
thanks for correcting me this is why I love Reddit 🤗
You are welcome.
But he'll prolly just eat you unless you take his lucky sock
Got to agree. SpongeBob’s cousin does try to be nice but his sheer level of incompetence is more dangerous than Patrick’s idiocy, Sandy during hibernation would be an absolute nightmare to anyone not wanting to poke the bear, and we don’t talk about HER. This leave the Flying Dutchman whom isn’t really a bad guy at all.
Just don’t get on his ship.
Davy Jones locker honestly looks lit
My choice too.
I don't know he'd just buy your soul for 62 cents
24 hours in the Fly of Despair
Also I don't remember SpongeBob ever wishing for him to stop being a vegetarian, so I'm probably safe. Worst case, I steal his food shoe
Dutchman. If I give him a place to crash, and treat him fairly. He's pretty chill minus the potential chance of cannibalism
The what
How he tried to eat Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward in Shanghaied
Is that really cannibalism? They are all sea critters and he's a human ghost
I mean, last time I checked I'm human
Check again fishboy
Blrbl blrbl
Well maybe the reason he wanted to eat them is because they werent human. So you might be safe.
Then why is your name firey piranha? Checkmante
Touchè
Yes but we've yet to see dutchy try to eat another human/ghost
But who says he would want to eat a human
Exactlyyyy
“Hey guys. So things aren’t working out. It’s not you, so much as it’s me.” “You’re setting us free?” “Actually, I’m just going to eat you. See you at dinner.”
yknow who else is pretty chill minus the potential chance of cannibalism?
And scares
Bottom two are a deathwish lmfao
It depends are you the same size as Sandy? Or is she just a buffed squirrel while you yourself are a human sized human?
If we’re human sized then I’d pick one of the two on the right
even as a human i wouldn’t want to spend time with a buff squirrel who has anger issues
Being smaller doesn’t mean safe. If a buffed squirrel is anything like a badger you’d be fucked.
Well, Sandy won't hurt you if you let her sleep.
If you blink the wrong way she’ll be on your ass
No, thats Patrick thinking you're a spider.
In a cosmic sort of way, so is Stanley
what was the bottom right
From the Movie. Was bait by a big fish that tried to eat them.
I mean... according to the movie the monsters are chill if you vibe with them
As long as you don’t wake Sandy, she’s hibernatin’.
But in the picture she's awake
It was just the first picture I found, she would be asleep unless you woke her
Oh so sandy then
Who you callin’ Pinhead?
Ok I'm going with sandy
I sleep a lot, so I think we'll be ok together, lol.
Go away, natin'.
dutchy💯
Discount SpongeBob. I forgot his name.
That's a mistake. He ruins everything. Like, literally things exploded in flames around him.
But spongebob never died. Could use this to your advantage. Got a friend you want to distance yourself from? Bring Stanley. Need to get time off work? Stanley can help.
Well Spongebob can't die to be fair.
Neither can I. Havent died yet, no reason to assume i can or will die
You don’t have Roberts resilience though. He took Flat’s best punches with no difficulty.
Stanley
That's spongebob's cousin, Stanley. He destroys everything he touches, like, Mr.Krabs literally sent him to destroy the chum bucket, and for what i remember, the building exploded in flames
Pass me the Dutchie
'Pon di left hand side, you say?
Nice
Stanley. I give him the task of spending the next 24 hours using my financial information to make me dirt broke, and I end up becoming a trillionaire 😎
Unfortunately he ruins everything. He doesn't fail at everything. So you'd still lost your money, and probably in a worse way than you could possibly expect.
How, the toon force logic that whatever task he’s explicitly given and sets out accomplish he fails at miserably? He tried doing literally nothing with Patrick and he couldn’t do it lol. Based on what we’ve seen, if he gets the task of making me as poor as possible, he would either have no affect or make me incredibly rich.
toon force logic would follow that the schemer ends up in downfall, not just that it's against the wishes of Stanley. He would end up trying to make you broke, and succeed and you'd be miserable, with him actually being proud that he succeeded in something for once. The idea isn't that he does the opposite of what you tell him, it's that he brings disaster wherever he goes
This back and forth was very amusing to read
I'll have you know this is an extremely serious discussion about totally serious fictional characters
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Stanley is a walking hazard 24/7, definite no Granny will just try to eat me. Again, hard pass Hibernating Sandy is a major threat, but if I just don’t wake her up I’ll be fine, and she was a fairly heavy sleeper in that episode, I like my chances Flying Dutchman is the clear pick though, dude can be pretty chill, but if he does start threatening me, as long as I meet his demands I’ll be ok. SpongeBob and Patrick survived him and they’re idiots, I’m slightly less of an idiot
I’m also going with Dutchie because he’s a pretty cool dude and I imagine I’d be a better pirate crew than SpongeBob and Patrick in Shanghaied. Same as you, I’m banking on myself to not be an idiot.
The Flying Dutchman is the least dangerous here tbh.
What episode is bottom right?
The first movie
Okey
It's a death wish in case you don't recall.
But I can pet Mr. Whiskers
That scene traumatized me as a child.
Sanndy, as long as I don't wake her I'll be fine.
"I know if I wake her, I'll wake up...dead"
Best not to wake her then, or maybe do each To Their Own I guess.
The only way I could survive Stanly is to scold him and drive him away, but that's cheating and mean. The gummy grandma is a guaranteed demise. If I'm quiet, I can survive hibernation Sandy. If the Dutchman wants to eat me, I just need his sock and do the three wishes game, but if he just wants to scare me, I'll manage. I go with Dutchy
Bottom right, I'll probably die but I'll get to pet Mr. Whiskers.
Dutchman can be chill and reasonable and would be fun to hang around specially if you like scaring and messing with others you would get along with him and if things go south just take his sock
Dutchman seems pretty chill, ngl
The Flying Ducthman, hands down. He's a genuinely cool dude who just needs some friends. Meanwhile, Stanely will destroy everything you own without even trying, Sandy is gonna maul you the minute who decide to wear a cowboy hat, and you'd be hanging out with the bones thinking to be with the "lady". I dont even know if shes selling real ice cream!
hibernating sandy, just don't be an ass.
And you got air to breath.
easy win
Just tell Sandy you’re NOT Dirty Dan or Pinhead Larry. Don’t steal her fur either.
Flying Dutchman
The Dutchman is the best bet
The first one. Dutchman is pretty chill if you let him squat in your home lol
Sandy, easy. I just gotta shut the fuck up
Dutchman.
Flying Dutchman for sure, he’s so easy to distract if he tries anything on me lol
The first one. Not afraid of ghosts. And maybe I can befriend him.
The only right answer here is The Flying Dutchman
2 or 4 considering their size compared to humans.
Sandy, don't wake her up and just cuddle.
Sandy. I’m a human, humans are bigger and stronger then squirrels, eventfully she’ll tire out, or be dead/ badly hurt. I’ll probably be bloody AF, and need some shots afterwards, but GG easy. Alternatively, the Flying Dutchman. Get some holy water and prayers, maybe even a crucifix. BAM! GG easy
The Flying Dutchman
Flying Dutchman, definitely
Flying Dutchman. He's like, the least dangerous one here
Flying Dutchman is pretty chill depending on the situation. There's the sock and wishes, him crashing at my place if his ship needs fixing, or helping him in some other way. Generally he's cool though. Sandy you need to keep quiet, and it did likely be cold from her hibernating during winter, but it's not bad. Since she's awake in the picture I just need to get her comfy enough to sleep and just let her be. Both acceptable. Granny is instant death. Stanley ruins everything, and makes things horrible beyond imagination so 24 hours you'd probably be homeless, broke, and with a massive debt and then some.
Dutchman. Although if I am just quiet and don’t wake up Sandy then I’m good
Flying Dutchman is the easiest to deal with. You can chill with him or you can trick him. The other three are constantly on Demon Time
The Dutchman is just lonely, so honestly I can let him crash on the couch as long as he doesn't leave his dermatitis flakes everywhere
Anything but the Dutchman. I can fight a squirrel. A soponge or a fish pose little threat to me on dry land. I don't need to mess with a ghost.
Would Sandy be able to hurt a regular sized human even in that state? I see her punching and kicking me but I’ll just put her in a cup.
Choose for what? Are they my friend or foe?
Dutchy
Hibernating Sandy is a cake walk (If she starts off sleeping.) People seem to be forgetting that Dutchy WILL make your life a living nightmare for the 24 hours. Human eyeballs in your food, Spiders crawling out of your orifices and so on. SpongeBob only got bored after multiple days or weeks of his shtick. Dutchy is only viable if you can afford to pay a therapist enough to get their kids out of college debt free.
24 hours with Sandy. Shoot, I'll sleep for 24 hours myself too
Sandy won't wake up if you don't make noise. I think I can chill for a day.
I chill with the flying Dutchman and keep him happy by humoring with mythology and sea lore I know as well as introduce him soda and rum.
I'm finna be on that ghostly crew!! Holy shit.. I tried to say gonna, but autocorrect failed successfully for I've! *Once.. goddamn it
Could someone remind me who the guy on the top left is?
Wouldn't hibernating Sandy just be..... Hibernating?
I take spongebobs cousin and dont let him Touch anything or the flying dutchman cause He will just try to scare me
Honestly I wanna chill with the Dutchman on his ship, dude probably tells awesome stories
Dutchman
A Dutch with Dutchman
is sandy sleeping?
I am much larger than a squirrel
Flying Dutchman will give you nightmare fuel for quite some time. But eventually you will be desensitized to all his tricks. The catch is that he'll be like a freeloader afterwards but it's better than having Stanley or hibernation Sandy
The grandma looks nice I'll take her
Terrifying, death, death, or death Gotta go with the Dutchman.
Dutchy of course. Cool guy if you give him a chance.
Bottom right will do for me
The Flying Dutchman. Even though his constant attempt to scare me would get grading, he is the most harmless of all of them.
Dutchman alllll the way. I’d bring some weed and we can just chill and talk about life
Probably Sandy. She’ll leave you alone if you just don’t wake her.
Dutchman is a pretty chill.
Probably the old lady, she seems like she would have some iced cream to share
well i only know hibernating sandy and i sure wouldn't pick her
1. Dutchman because he's pretty chill 2. Stanley because he hasn't really killed someone but he could probably cause a death by accident 3. Hibernating Sandy because if I just left her alone to sleep then I could be fine but like one fart and I'm dead 4. Fake grandma because that monster can just chase and eat me
4. I don't wanna live anymore.
wait was stanely a villian of sort i dont actually remember him vividly
Tbh I feel like if you stay on Dutchman's good side he's not all that bad
dutch daddy
Was gonna say stay cause at least he *means* well, but people bring up good points for the Dutchman
Sandy and I are both Texans, and here she's in full Southern Mom mode. We'll get along just fine.
Well, you gotta consider that Stanley and Sandy are both much smaller than a human. Seeing as Sandy doesn't have rabies, I think I could probably last an hour with an angry squirrel.
Offer declined
The flying dutchman. He’ll traumatize me for life, but stanley has very strong odds of killing me by accident, and the bottom two will just straight up kill me on purpose immediately.
Flying Dutchman, we’d probably play cards or watch tv lol
Sandy, I'll just let her sleep lmao
Flying Dutchman. He’s pretty cool. Even if he actually wants to kill you, if you are annoying enough, he will send you back to where you came from.
Flying Dutchman seems like he'd be pretty chill if you just don't make deals with him or annoy him for minutes on end.
The Flying Dutchman isn’t that bad, worst case scenario he vores me
Eh why not Gimme all four at the same time. Im bored.
Flying Dutchman but also Sandy because I can be quiet. 😂
did y’all forget how small they are
I miss the flying Dutchman:(. I haven't seen him in anu of the most recent episodes
Obviously the Flying Dutchman. He seems kinda cool when he’s more chilled out. Imagine smoking weed with him.
The Dutchman obviously.
Dutchman can teach me some sick knots while we’re hanging out so probably him. Hibernating Sandy would probably be chill too if I just left her alone to sleep.
All four. I’d have each of them bound, gagged and collared within six minutes then by 12 minutes they’d be calling me master after I take the gags off
I'd go with either Stanley or Dutchman
The Flying Dutchman and be part of his ghostly crew. Ledle ledle ledle le
Dutchman seems totally chill to hang out with if you approach the situation properly. Hibernation Sandy will surely kill me if i wake her. Monster Granny will ABSOLUTELY murder me. Who's the guy on the top right, and how is he dangerous? (I haven't caught up to recent SB seasons)
Sandy. Just let her sleep
Sandy, just shut the hell up and you can be dirty Dan. I'm gonna sit over here in the corner quietly... shit maybe I can get some sleep too.
Who the hell is long SpongeBob?
Dutchman
I like flying Dutchmen I think he’s misunderstood
Most of them small enough to crush with my left arm.
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Flying Dutchman, obv
Who tf is even considering the bottom 2 they'll fucking kill you stately will probably cause an accident and kill you flying Dutchman easy I may shit my pants but I'll live
The tall spongebob who's name i can't remember. I choose him simply because he's like me: everything he touches, even when only being nearby, something always breaks.
Flying Dutchman all the way
Dutchman, definitely Dutchman
I want ice cream
Dutch man he's a pacific deep down there
Flying Dutchman for sure. He can be chill if you work with him. Clueless people would pick the grandma but they would be dead for sure.
dutch man cause he seem kinda chill
Sandy. Let her sleep and you will keep the top of your head unlike Patrick