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BustaMimes280

Star Wars kid did it better


yellowgerbil

Baton twirling


OkCastor

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.


Advanced_Ring_8940

Yea but how are your nunchuck skills?


Chris_Walking2805

A frickin’ 12 gauge, what do you think?


MadJackandNo7

He is a lock for the varsity squad next year


Elriuhilu

Rhythmic gymnastics


DepartmentThin4142

Going to make a hell of a twirler for his high school marching band.


LukeyLeukocyte

Bo staff world champion master? In what circuit? Bo Staff dance? I don't believe there is any martial art on display here. Aren't there actual Bo Staff professionals who are trained to actually use the bo staff as a weapon? I know there is a lot twirling and showmanship in those competitions as well but I think the strikes and form are supposed to adhere to martial arts. This is definitely impressive, but seems more dance and less martial arts.


SighkoJamez

They are also probably using some super lightweight staff to make it move so fast so it would likely break if they even tried using it as a real weapon. I’d love to see how fast they can still be using a real Bo staff that’s fully weighted.


fr3shfad3

I bet he learnt all that stuff fighting lions and tigers and shit.


DefinitelyNotaGlowie

A real life napoleon dynamite


absurdditties

Donatello always was the best turtle.


KrishnaEstruel

Bring me a pistol


Commercial-Health-19

Chicks dig guys with skills. Nunchuk skills, computer hacking skills. He's pretty good with a bo staff.


JohnTheHuman_69420

With IT & Networking skills, I must be a chick magnet... lol


Commercial-Health-19

A rare earth chick attractor! You go!


DrGreenthumn

Thats what they tell you ? 😂 let me tell you what they dig more. Good financial standing


agamerdiesalone

Pedro for President? I don't have any skills!


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Darth-Flan

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!


VergerCT

OK he can twirl. Does this get him a scholarship to a college?


[deleted]

I really want to see all of you recording yourself doing this and posting the best of your attempts. it's ok to use garden/yard tools with long handles


RistraDax

"You'll poke your eye out"


bitches_love_brie

Neat. Other than being kind of a lame hobby, what's the point? It doesn't impress, it's not useful for any practical purpose, and it's going to get you made fun of by most peers. I mean, if you're having fun I guess that's good.


Stink_fisting

He'd be handy to have around if you step on a hornet's nest?


yo_les_noobs

Do you need a "point" to pick up a hobby? What's the point in any hobby? Why play basketball if you're never going to make the NBA?


bitches_love_brie

Which is why I said "other than being kind of a lame hobby".


doniiebaseball2020

Great performance skills. Can he fight?


thetravelers

It's not a show of offense. It's a spell. If you watched the whole thing you're now gay.


VergerCT

Where you from son?


stacyand14548

Such a useful skill for a street fight (unless you’re in a pool hall).


geodan75

He must pull a ton of tail...


BottledBurth

I bet he can take out some zombies..Morgan taught him well it seems.


Advanced_Ring_8940

Gets tapped on the chin n goes straight to sleep.


Visible_Structure_83

I have a gun tho.


ExoPihvi

Was about to comment, Ill just pull my gun out?


PATSNATION35

Bro training to take all 4 ninja turtles


DatMadeMehDay

This kid could stunt double for NightWing in the new "Batman: The Brave and The Bold" movie


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quick, somone kick that man in the face!


SolTNutz

What a silly thing to be so good at…


AlphaSpazz

He put some stank on that.


Ok_Reception_3721

Damn what’s his midpchlorian count


Demedaddy

All that just to get hit by this 9


realfolkblues

Dude what


stesha83

Full video with sound here https://youtu.be/HPPj6viIBmU


InfyEnds

Morgan Jones (The Walking Dead) would be exceedingly PROUD!


Flowering-Ocean

But… can he fight?


Elugelab_is_missing

Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!


fuzzycuffs

Basically men's rhythmic gymnastics


PowerfulAnnual2544

"It's basically marching band but we do superhero poses and yell sometimes, too"


Schrodingerskhat

So many twirls and spins! It’s very pre-, I mean intimidating. Very, never let this man near a broom closet.


Hungry_Measurement17

Show off


Hey_its_Salad

Bro found a broom as a kid and never let go