T O P
QualityVote

Welcome to r/CrazyFuckingVideos! This is our community moderator bot. --- If this post fits the purpose of the subreddit, **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT.** If not, **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT.** --- ### [Download Video](https://www.reddit.watch/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/11lhyyb/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=CrazyFuckingVideos) via /r/DownloadVideo ### [RedditSave](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/11lhyyb/perv_sniffs_and_licks_a_womans_car_during_her/) via /u/savevideo --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/CrazyFuckingVideos) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Material-Friendship4

I may be a weird individual but at least im not like this guy


BadMotherFunko

Says you...


veritas_loquitur

This guy needs his nose broken over and over and over again.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LettuceDecend

I know this guy is probs on drugs and needs major psychiatric help but I agree, we should just beat and murder people in the street for being weird.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LettuceDecend

>but if that was your daughter in the car I'm pretty sure you'd want that guy to have the shit kicked out of him. But that’s the thing about being an adult, isn’t it? Having restraint. Not beating people in the street because you feel like it. That’s how you end up in one of these videos. >Plus, people can just be fucking freaks without being mentally ill or on drugs. Pretty sure they can’t. Nobody does this ‘just because.’


[deleted]

[удалено]


BloodyHourglass

People like this man took Pepe le Pue from us


Wiggleynuts

Maybe he was just hungry and wanted those noodles?


Drizzt3919

Well that’s nightmare fuel


Quiet_Chatter

Too many questions and not enough high speed brake checks.


Dysanj

Should have crushed his legs with the car in front. When he moved to the front of the car.


I-hate-ppl-who-poop

I would just beat his ass


King-Cobra-668

you understand that he will be trying to lick you, right?


I-hate-ppl-who-poop

Go for it. He can get his ass beat


King-Cobra-668

and you might get your ass licked. have fun weirdo!


I-hate-ppl-who-poop

Right. I’m the weirdo.


King-Cobra-668

you're the one knowing you're going to get licked and going for it


[deleted]

[удалено]


El_Sanduche

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS


BIG_DAN_88

This is exactly what I came her for😂


JefeBenzos

I actually gagged. Absolutely disgusting and insanely creepy. Makes it even worse when you realize this guy thinks he’s doing something ok and that will attract a woman.


aging_geek

one way to tell you have a coolant leak ("how sweet it is"...Jackie Gleason)


InternationalArmy393

Are you sure that’s not Ted Cruz?


linktactical

George Clooney?


Reasonable_Royal7083

this is actually a ford focus rs its highly coveted awd turbo and understandable to car guys


[deleted]

Good thing she didn't pull up in a new GR Corolla. Then the video would have been a lot more explicit.


JonnySpark

Ew disgusting ~~I have the urge to lick my GR Yaris now oh wai~~


[deleted]

What do we call this? My vote is for _motorlingus._


OutcomeSalty337

25mph then slam on the brakes


afastarguy

And then the gas again


musfassa2x

And the schnozberries taste like schnozberries


cabezatuck

Should have gotten that true-coat.


LawsKnowTomCullen

I'm all for licking the sweat off of a gym machine some hot chick just used, but this is on another level.


Significant-Dog-8166

Yo I hate it when the carlicker comes as much as anyone else, but he’s just a normal fact of life we all have to deal with every day. He’s not as bad as the toaster pooper at least.


sandbubba

She didn't drive away fast enough, therefore, she couldn't stop fast enough to dump him properly. She has proof of him on video pervin'g out. A good ass whoppin' is not good enough for this deviant.


johnnybadchek

He was just doing lines of coke off the hood of her car…I thought you guys partied.


man-in-blacks

Yeh cause that's not only for views now! Is it? /S


Weep4Thee

Wish I could find someone to look at me the way he looks at her.


sandbubba

Dude, really?


LiamMcPoyle0

Let the man finish. He’s not hurting anyone lol


Professional-Mess792

At least he's licking both ass and Clinton. Quite the gentleman


7layerbeaverbrown

She knows how he feels about them noods


Reasonable_Gas_8836

evil dead 3?


[deleted]

These impromptu windshield cleaners are out of fucking control!


Chinese-Fat-Camp

This reminds me of the YouTube video I saw where individuals were having sexual relationships with their cars.


Slicc12

Might have to kill him, probably already has a secret camera somewhere spying on her.


FoundmyReasons

He is just giving her the free preview.


RistraDax

She squirted all over his face, took him for a ride, and he walked away when he was finished. He was living the dream.


deathstormreap

Nah why would you slow down for him, drive the speed limit and if he wants to get off either wait until you get to police station or he can jump off


tbama11

Dad?


hellbob9669

At that point just drive forward pin him to the car in front of you get out and punch him in the face a couple times and then leave


BadMotherFunko

I would hate to see this guy watch the Disney Cars Movies....NSFW


DreadFilledHug

Say what you will, but that man's cunnilingus game is so strong that he made the car squirt


VheNoah

I can see a pervert sniffing and licking the woman but why HER CAR? That’s so weird and pointless.


stalin_1945__

Use wipers...!!


GunkyDabs

Your vote counts just as much as this guys !


LuisAN30

Wtf it’s not even an RS


johnnybadchek

The snosberries taste like snosberries!


Professional-Mess792

I meant Clit not Clinton but I'll take the down votes. Didn't know Clinton was still so respected


HeartlesSoldier

Her other (more rational) option was to call the police and remain safely in the locked vehicle, he wasn't gonna lick through it for a while.


Vanixty

The trick is to quickly start speeding up while they are still clinging on, and then quickly step on the breaks


heisenbald

Maybe it's like Gone In 60 Seconds? He has a list of cars to fuck? Maybe that's his Eleanor.


Longjumping_Plate824

Fuckin weird ass hoe, I'd beat the shit outta him for her if I were there


Secret-Aerie7275

Lay on the horn???


BloominOnion91

I am confusion…


ElDono13

Should've spend up and slammed on the breaks


Afterglow92

Oh I would’ve kept going. You wanna play games I’ll drive around all day lol. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣


Disastrous_Opening35

How is this being. A perv he's lacking a car


stargazer666

This guy deserves some mace for sniffing


ralfmalph

Reminds me of the doorbell licker


West_Job5593

Whatever he is into is something I don't wanna question or know the anwser too