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xperia3310

Trying to impress his father-in-law.


_RANDOM_DUDE_1

Ae vedya


srm2690

Agar phirse


boynew23

Aisa comment kiya na toh bc..


rationalabuser

Bat ka grip nikal ke na seedha bat tere gand mai dalega..


flawedhuman12

hahah haha haa HA HA HA ha haaaaa


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denk_ka__14

Arrre please yaar delete kar


Dankusare

Radu yetai mala


Procastinator_420

Kya likha tha bhai


Helpful_Candy9697

Kyu. Kya likha tha


Worried-Foundation56

🤔 Kya tha bhai?


ItzVortex81

😭😭😭


IcyBumblebee6630

Bhai is vedya ki backstory kya hai?


sgtpepperrz

+1 koi bata do


Born_Spell_1192

shudh desi ending video spoof ending dialouge


GreedyExchange5394

Sara


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yuvi9

Bot mei sachin ke atam hai kya


AlphaQupBad

Just google bat ka grip or ae vedya meme. Know your meme website pe milega origin


tod_marko_69

Search Sachin bat grip meme


9InchesDickk

Srsly you don't know??


VanshViltoriya

Koi backstory nahi h kisi ne sachin sir ki mimicry krke ye meme banaya tha


Amazing_SpiderLAN

Because he did foreplay with Ishan before the match.


adhiraj0383

he did clap after for gill after his hundred, God appreciates.


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shouting_hypnotist

Scoring AGAINST the team of his father-in-law?


boringsimp

Oh ya.. he's marrying tendulkars daughter. Isn't arjun in MI?


Nervous_Caregiver578

gill


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kawaaikong

Bro really got superpowers as soon as he got cast as Pavitra Prabhakar


MagmaGiant15

Ab bc Marvel ko kon bataye ki hume nahi chahiye tha Indian Spiderman 🤡🙏


piyushkukreja

talk for yourself


cptn_ez

Bhai ye Hume kaun hai?


Howardpotts85

Hume ki tumhe??


Ne0nN3rd

Kisika bhai kisiki jaan


1bruh69420

Sachin ko impress karne waste 100 centuries marna zaroori hunda si


slayer__005

As a Koach fan, I really enjoy his innings. Might be my favourite after koach retires.


Different_Yam_9045

Same, as a player he has really grown on me. I've only been a die heart kohli fan in cricket. Love all players like dhoni, Shikhar, Rohit, sky, starc and list goes on and on but never like kohli. He is becoming my next fav


Tombstone____

Same


StubbedToe11

He will break every record made by Koach in coming years


Actual-Pitch-4209

Sara me reject kr diya uska badla le raha


RUXHIR_007

Bewafa Nikli hai tu


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sgtpepperrz

Sara


ridhim2609

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denk_ka__14

200 maarne ke baad full mazze le rhe h dono bhai


iamnotARS

Bros suffering from saxsux


goda_foreskinning

Bhai isko dekh ke bohut inferiority complex hota hai


Voldemort0469

6 ft 2, Good facial features, crorepati at 24. Good brand value and girls are mad for him too. It's bound to happen biro.


Fun-Strength7622

He's jacked af too


goda_foreskinning

At least I have a better voice (huffing the copium hard)


Mark_Vance21

Isn't he voice-acting in Across the spider-verse dub? Surely he's got some talent in that regard if he landed that role.


Wide_Satisfaction145

Bro if you think voice artists are hired on the basis of talent then kya hi bolu. He was hired cause he's a celebrity and that would help promote the Hindi dub . It's a marketing strategy and has no correlation with his voice acting talent. And landed that role? Bro you think he goes around giving voice acting auditions?💀, The studios themselves approached him for the reasons mentioned before.


PiYuSh3211

He is also doing the Punjabi dub and I didn't even know there was a Punjabi dub untill his post


Few_Measurement_5335

Buy he has earned it by hardwork and yes dude is really good looking but I doubt he is 6'2 .5'10-5'11 seems plausible cause I have seen him stand besides koach who is 5'8-5'9.


AppointmentEntire779

Shubman is 6'0 tall and koach is 5'9 I'm a height analysit


Familiar_Rice7313

Height analyst. So how tall are Indian actresses like kriti sanon and Anushka Shetty


Ok_Collar3048

Hardwork and luck.


AppointmentEntire779

6'2 nahi Bhai 6'0


lastballsix

More like 5'11


Aware-Ad4620

6ft 2??


Yippee_is_shit

Saraaaaaa


Worried-Foundation56

Kitna Sara matches jeeta GT,


xo_vijay2022

Kyoki boht Sara mehnt Kiya h


Worried-Foundation56

Boht Sara simxes bhi मारा,


Xijinpingsastry

To impress his father in law 👍🏽


Ok-Measurement-5065

He'll be more threatened seeing him scoring centuries one after another lol.


RespondOk6224

Maa chod di MI ki I'm hurt as MI fan


arunmaurya0

Orange cap bhi GT ke pass purple cap bhi GT ke pass dream11 gamechanger bhi GT ke pass, may be trophy bhi GT ke pass aur runner ups bhi GT le jayegi...lagta hai koi Ambani ka bhi pappa aaya hai maidaan me....jo umpires nahi khareedta seedha pura match hi khareed leta hai 🤡


baasha_chudu

Purple cap mei top 2 dono gt se lol. Would be funny if csk takes the trophy from under them.


Ok_Review_6504

> top 2 dono gt se Ab, top 3 teeno gt se hai...


baasha_chudu

wow. hoping all three of them have a bad day on sunday.


haryanaenjoyer

Modiji?


DarkRaptor222

Modiji will bring world cup this year 🥵💪😎🔥🚨🚨🏎️


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Itachi_uchiha_-

Sara likhne se ye moderator kyu ......


Worried-Foundation56

Kyuki ye mods ne maje lene ke liye bahut (Sara)e keywords pe AutoMod bot lgaya h


BudgetLavishness7652

Bowlers under pressure 😎


jdp175

Gill is all format player too


ProfessorKafka

Because he got released from KKR.


becomingdoctor

Gill bhai sara bhabhi k saath jhagda text me suljhao, idhar mi ko kyu todd rahe ho😪


Antarctica-74

Naveen effect


Sea_Speech_3516

Because he is good


CaptainCheeseCake

it's the chiseled jaw line.


Significant_Worker69

Sara Bus Sara Ka Mamla Ha!


shresth20103

Iske paas bohot sara talent hai


Alienating_Interface

This type of inning in qualifier for a young lad is beyond amazing, unbelievable 🔥


Miserable_Goat_6698

The secret is in his hairstyle


ChickenRoll_

This guy always played well. If you posted this then I think you have started watching cricket recently.


insectsinmymouth

I'm so happy


LifeIsHard2030

He has been playing great from international season itself. Mark my words, he is the next legend in the making for Indian cricket. 👍


PumpkinNational1802

Let's see if he scores good in WTC final then I will acknowledge him... This will be a tough pitch not flat highway


Bleatoflambs

It’s coming, if not in WTC then Odi WC for sure.


AbhinavDoes

poonjabi powers


Minimum-Abroad-4504

Road pitch


chandlerbing32

Accurate flair


Born-Umpire-8351

Still all important matches in that stadium 🤡


Minimum-Abroad-4504

Jay shah holding important matches in Narendra modi stadium shouldn't be a coincidence


WarmNebula4348

Thala For a Reason


zack_tiger

Poor bowling+talent.


Ill_Cranberry_5631

trying to become koach 2.0


daredevilONCEagain

Susur ji na maang rkhi hai


Flat-Ratio-6531

Hope he performs same in world cup


hrshysh

what a fear of bat grip does to mf


tlevelup

People think he sees one ball. But in his mind he dreams of two.


Expert-Charge9907

He got infected with God's stuff


Beneficial-Bar3228

The things we do for love


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platypus_rush

He doesn't need u to acknowledge him. He is an outstanding batsman and he and the world knows it.


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platypus_rush

I can see what you are saying. Hope he performs for india cause he has the talent


sachiny02206

He'll pull a Surya


Slaveowner19112002

Rohit fanbase made him their father...today he slapped MI hard... typical Indian father💦


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So that he can choke in WTC finals


Successful-aditya

Hacks


k0median

Ladki ka mamla hai babu Bhaiya


Cold-Journalist-7662

$Ãrã


IcyBumblebee6630

Ladki ka chakkr babu bhaiyaa


Flat_Championship_20

Chepauk me run a ball khela. Ache pitch me hi tik pata hai which is good. But not for the long run, aise batting pitches har bari nahi milenge.


As_Mann

typing bangalore just to get a mod reply.


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Conscious_Work7401

Gill wants grills that's why Serious note: he's so still at crease ( his head is just 🤌), watches the ball and plays late.


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Big-Birthday9131

Because he's not overrated just like pale yellow


No-Standard6810

As in bed or in the field..?


Wide-Maize-1458

RCB fans got him worked up


neighbour_guy3k

Too many matches for his profile on tinder


anshumam_03_

He's afraid of bat ka grip


LowRepresentative809

Aurat ka chakkar Babu Bhaiya


Mother-Gear1146

Because he doesn't - uske bat ka grip nikal jayega


meanGodright

God ka haat hai sar par


Federal-Milk-143

He's doing for Sara


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Federal-Milk-143

I'll call Sudeep


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Vivek_Bhardwaj16

To convence his father in law


TheFake-Prophet

Thukara ke dil mera, mera inntekama dekhegi


maakiaankh_ka_tara

To get out in crunch worldcup knockout game by a starc/boult inswinger.


Brave-Falcon4538

Sara Jahan


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acuteredditor

SRT: only way to get my blessings is to score atleast a fourth of what I made…


IntelligentPie6561

Sara, Sachin , Ambani


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perpetually_annoyed

Man my anxiety scares me that when someone plays this well n runs back to back the downfall is really hard to go through like koach did. He really needs to develop story mental strength.


Aditya_bazinga

https://preview.redd.it/86el7txd792b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=2436bf945ba19b1a87a7e2c69c6eb72e86d304f5 Tendulkar household


Squirrel-Kind

If there is a gill there's a way


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errgaming

Definitely one of the best IPL innings by an Indian


FreezeThis_69

aaj form h, kal nahi rahega


Avin_Ash211

bat ka grip


Sramax

Sara ka chakkar babu bhaiya sara ka chakkar


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sidd_1310

His betrayal to tuk tuk academy is unreal!!


shaheenalam3210

Unbelievable performance


thelastbreathe

Because he has 7 as his jersey no.


Asslicker999

Sasur ji ki team thi to pel dia


Foot_Straight

Because he is son of Sachin


A1EX420

Gill like pitches which has good surface and bouncing condition. Chennai had the same surface it has more spinning track He played well but the innings was slow. Ahmedabad track is pretty good for batting. And also gill will always perfome good in aussies conditions as well. This ipl we saw alot of pitches with good surface and 12-13 times it crosses 200 plus score. Thats the reason hes enjoying . But overall most skillful young batsman. Hes next era king.


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Abhinavpatel75

Dravid