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Mr_Monkeyshines

OK, but Brian has on 37 pieces of flair...


Ambers_on_fire

But Stan, 15 pieces is the minimum...


Mrdrewit

If you're FINE with just doing the bare minimum then that's FINE but we here at chotskys believe in going above and beyond.


rmay14444

Finger guns. Looks like you guys have a case of the Mondays.


msliss14

Makes the “O” face


rmay14444

Ohh ohhhh ohhh.


BoneZone05

# *OHH*


Pure-Attention-7782

Did you just touch my stapler?


maniaaintgotshitonme

If you want everyone to where 37 pieces of flair then make the minimum 37 pieces of flair!


Bubzoluck

Brianna* that’s a female lovebird!


breerains

as a brianna this is a fellow brianna


BeowulfsGhost

I thought he was trying to imitate a typewriter!


No_Writing_3618

Every Lovebird I've know has done this. My mom and sister had a few


Spamboi13

Does it bother your dad that your mom had a few lovebirds?


hwilliams0901

Do you know why they do this? Do they just like to feel fancy?


NoICantShutUp

Gathering nesting material. Have owned lots of lovebirds, everyone also attempted this, some were definitely lacking in skill though lol


hwilliams0901

Thank you for that info.


AboveGaryLeeIsFake

Mine doesn't yet, to be fair he's a moody teenager ATM


dingo1018

He's trying to imitate the newspaper, best way to hide from the cat.


chico192

But hé was forgetting the dog


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BeowulfsGhost

Some birds like the beak, other prefer it right up cloaca…


fun-times-ahoy

The ol bird cage safe


Crystalcoulsoncac

Me too!


Lined_the_Street

OMG this makes sense much sense! I always wondered how they carried things to their nests!


wildengineer2k

I always just assumed they they’d take one in each foot and one in the beak. Ya Learn something everyday


towerfella

*Just gonna stick this in here..* Reminds me of that post where the chic is mixing some food and is holding the bowl under her boob so she can keep her hands free


Salt_Ad_5578

These are both insane ways of doing things tho tbh


Present_Debt5835

Same! And if break my head thinking “but how do they do it so fast” 😂 this answers everything


Plenty-Point4351

Omg I always wondered why my lil baby peaches would do this. Originally I thought it was to fancy her self up, but then her sister died and afterwards we left her cage door open and let her roam the house. She found an old box near her cage and decided that would be her new home. After a few weeks I realized she was trying to carry the pieces of paper into her box and build a nest. So I shoved a couple handfuls into the box. She is extremely territorial when she has eggs so she pecks if anyone comes too close. So I suffered those pecks knowing that she would be happy to have her nesting material in the actual nest instead of scattered in her corner of the room lol. I highly recommend letting your birds get used to free roaming. She seems much more multi faceted and social now, and she pretty much said screw the cage I’m not living in there anymore. She is a much happier bird now and I hope she can live the rest of her days in happiness and peace although her sister has been gone for a few months now


Ornery-Let535

Wholesome stuff


HYPE_100

To be fair birds do usually just carry one piece at a time I think


Punawild

Lovebirds all do this. They fluff out their tail feathers, stick nesting material in between the feathers and when they un-fluff the tail it’s held in place. They love paper for nests. Don’t leave paperwork for school or work laying around. It *will* get shredded.


Intelligent_Sample_8

Oh I thought he shoved it up his birdhole


BeowulfsGhost

It’s a cloaca. All purpose birdy bum/sex organs. I had to look it up…


Punawild

Boy, that would be uncomfortable.


Actual_Title_6519

Probably shoulda blamed a bird for my homework instead of a dog when I was a kid.


Punawild

I did. But they never chew off enough for it to be unreadable so you still have to do. It just looks a little weird and messy.


SwordTaster

EXTENSIONS


Atillion

FABULOUS


XandersPanders

What a pretty little bird


obunai

Lovebirds will go through every piece of paper left in their potential reach. When I had one we would go collect phone books and make them available. She'd go through a book a day down to the glue.


goofywhitedude

My dad told stories about how his bird named Bird Man in the 80's got into his wallet and chewed up $10. My grandma kept the pieces in a bag and gave them to me sometime in the 00's and said go ahead and put it together and you've got yourself $10.


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tobin_reddit

jesus christ get over yourself


IntrovertMoTown1

Only fancy birbs do it.


SquidFetus

This is known as stirching, and is usually associated with birds that are anxious or homesick. Generally only smaller species exhibit this behaviour, with the Australian Wedge-Tailed Eagle being a notable exception. It is thought that birds observed stirching have an association between the sensation of heavy or dense tail feathers and a feeling of security and wellbeing, but the main issue with this theory is that I just made up every single word of it, right here and now, just for this comment. Nature is crazy!


Big-Graysie-II

Ah ok. Thanks for that. Very interesting.


Nite_dancer

She’s nesting. We saved a love bird that was lost outside. This it what she did to collect and build a nest. She may even lay one. Watch out, they will do this to clothes/fabrics as well.


ameliagarbo

And your mortgage papers. Ask me how I know.


naideeg

How do you know? Lol 😂


Pain_Monster

Such a great place for a u/shittymorph you know…


rita-_-

Why are you adding to misinformation. People like you are what's wrong with this country. Or wherever you live.


votecoffee

The bird, however, is incorporating misinformation into its nest so that its children can conform and thus prosper in the bible belt. Don't judge Gloria, she's doing the best she can!


rita-_-

NGL I can't argue with that.


Yajeebspace

And people like you who assume he’s in the same country as you just shouts that you’re American lol. Would’ve been better to say “that’s what’s wrong with the internet”. I as an American can tell you’re American from one comment 😂


rita-_-

Yeah. You're right. But I did say wherever you're from. I should have said this world. I almost did...but I'm sure there's somewhere that isn't affected.


Yajeebspace

Nah you edited it


Xpector8ing

Are you sure? Has as much credence as any number of authoritative comments posited on internet. Perhaps, is a “thing” somewhere, we just haven’t heard about it yet?


DataWeenie

Now I look pretty!


AustinFotoger

Birds of a feather, papercrochet together?


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You didn't know birds gathered nest building materials?


InflamedLiver

I think the part where they put the materials in their feathers for transport. I think most birds just carry materials in their beaks.


notjohnstockton

This is a love bird trait specifically while normally used for transporting to the nest, sometimes they just like to rock a new fancy tail.


Big-Graysie-II

I didn't know they did it like this!


blur911sc

Every Lovebird I've know has done this. My mom and sister had a few


Bodyarmor7

Paper feathers up there ass?


Yajeebspace

Pretty sure it’s them tucking paper in the feathers. Why wouldn’t they know birds don’t call a contractor for their nest but actually collect materials.


icrushallevil

Imagine explaining to your professor, that a strange colorful birdy ate your thesis paper and stuffed in its tail for decorative purposes.


NoICantShutUp

I once lost a cheque to a lovebird that did this while free roaming. To this day I swear her partner distracted me by being cute on purpose while she shredded it. Luckily was not too big a cheque!


Xlbucket

He's making himself a peacock


jizzycumbersnatch

I think the internet will respond differently if I post a video of me pushing paper scraps up my but and then running around like a human peacock.


ChaosBreadLord

The little waddle at the end made me laugh


Blackwillsmith1

the bird is attempting to replace its flight feathers. quite a morbid video.


MoodyScorpio

He’s bringing sexy back. Them other birds don’t know how to act.


No-Tangerine-4845

He is sexy and he knows it


BlackHeartsNowReign

Everything about this video is adorable. Especially the little scurry it does out of camera shot lmao


Oseaghdha

I'm a peacock Brian!


Generallyawkward1

He ran out like “IM SUPER THANKS FOR ASKING!”


Effective_Credit_369

😁


Vengeance7712

Move out the way he's late for the Galla


Bekcfast

‘Sorry my parrot ate my homework’


Neus69

I stick feathers up my ass too


RistraDax

You got a paper cut kink too!?


Neus69

It saws and I've delicate skin


Alternative_Ad2040

So Tyler Dryden was wrong…?


Future_Result_6388

I love birds I hope he’s ok and happy he needs a wife. LOL


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BlackSpinedPlinketto

No they can fly, it’s so they can carry nesting material.


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Disposable_Canadian

Not related.


GoodShadow

To shreds you say?


Astral_Surfing

It's definitely a cross dresser.....


unuadyy

What parrot is this??


bitchesonmy

Lovebird (literally)


unuadyy

Thanks


a_tidepod

How do they like.. hold it


BigButtsDoLie

What, what! Up the butt?


LethalVapor77

The birds wings are clipped so he can't fly, he's doing that so he can make better wings so he can fly again or so he thinks....


heart_RN115

The **real life** Gertrude McFuzz IYKYK


NoDoOversInLife

Awww, the birb needs construction paper in different colors!!!!!


West_Low2724

Je wanted extra tail feathers


modsBan4Fub

My parrot used to live in between two couches and used to do this.


Pandy_gamer_4

That's how they got that weird Iphone screen shape


Stoneshroomscali

Said now am fast as fuck boi


XKrystEX

Birb


Minicupi77

I had a bird the species as yours, when we put paper in her cage for easy cleanin days later she used to completely torn apart all the paper and put some between her feathers. But the worse was when she decided to shake her wings non-stop after doin so, you could find pieces of paper with shit mixed all over the place. even meters away from her cage.


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I need a bird now. Wonder what the cat is going to say…


Main-Egg-7942

Build a nest


Blazing-peal

Oh dude look at my school books


Sad-Corner-9972

We had a lovebird that did this. She was a psychopath.


Lerdburgerz

Oh yes, Dina. Birds can milk anything with nipples..


Lunalily9

Mine did this alllllll the time. Tucked it into her feathers and took it into her happy hut to make a "nest".


EasyMoneyClutch

u also have no idea what ur mom does to me


Careanon

Too cute! I love birds!


i_cropdust

I could listen to the sound of that paper being shredded all day


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Gertrude McFuzz


FittyNOut

Birdy Haute Couture


Dyslexic_Shen

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RandianTatti

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ReorientRecluse

Just accessorizing.


HK-DEAD_HEAD89

Is this how peacocks are made? Hahaha


BasiliskChimera

bird: hold on, let me get my evening clothes on


Sea_Substance9163

She likes extensions that's all 😊


Rweber130

Looks like the bird is peacocking


More_Mention_8244

The bird is ready for the carnival


Kindly-Scar-3224

Flying makulator


NoCount655

Someone's gonna get some tonight


Amazing-Ad-669

If he wants the ladies, dolla bills y'all...


Gordossa

Get them some grass toys.


ShamrokBliss

Extension’s


Mine_Antoine

Way too cute


aquariusboy88

A little typewriter.


Totem_town

They don’t. That’s a drone


imakethejellyfish

Well this one definitely does.


whySoSaint

I think this is like how humans do tattoos and piercings.


Mr-fixdit

They are the DIY feather extensions you can buy from Walmart. Normally they have to go to a salon to get that good of results.


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MeringueDependent496

Birds like fashion too. I think it’s imagining it’s life as a peacock.


Assaulted_Pepper_ec

They tuck shit into their tails and ass so they can carry more stuff to build their nest with


naturallyrooted

The most adorable thing ever


AcanthisittaNo2931

I love the office space reference 😂😂 what a classic, I’m gonna re-watch that tonight on Hulu


NotThatGuy1989

"Clip my tail will ya? I'll make my own and fly this coup


caustic255

This is cute asf


Dogs_Rule48

We don't need scissors


DiscoCunty

Birds are, on the whole, nuts and they know we know.


newsignup1

Not sure about real life but looks good on paper.


whack_beeman

I love the little scuttle off at the end


SirSam511

That was cute


sharonpug

Probably because wild birds don’t have paper around !!!😳😉


IllustratorExisting

And it waddled away


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u/savethevideo


dandeman102

Birb “I need TP!”


Diligent-Fox-8545

Haha


Yeetus_the_feetus68

Best.style.ever


Environmental_Pin95

So he can look more pretty for his girlfriend


Future_Result_6388

Wow!!! I look marvellous!!!!!!


tbb2796

these kinds of birds are awesome 👏🏻 i had a yellow and orange one named SunnyD and she used to cut up newspaper all the time :) their beak is meeeean though i remember my leather-handed grandfather being shocked the bird was able to break the skin on his finger and make him bleed one Thanksgiving


GuitarNo7437

It is their favorite


Apex-oSphere

Fashionist normal


sinesperanza_

he's ready for the party!


Grand-Diamond8316

My bird does this! All of our books have pieces of paper chewed out of them


Altruistic-Fox-2742

Back in the day when computer paper was connected and you had to tear the sides off of both I used to give all the strips to the birds in my neighbor hood. Any nest I saw had computer paper in it.


SnooRecipes2490

he wants his wings back :(


HopeMassive6325

When i say my teacher "My pet ate my homework" I mean this


Jay2xo

Flight feathers so he can fly far away


Disposable_Canadian

Bird is holding onto the strips for later for next building.


Fallout4robert

Funny little birb


Puzzleheaded_Ad6025

Love birds will shred all your photos. They don’t give a shit about sentimental value.


yourtree

Bro thinks he’s a typewriter


Moonboots606

Sticking paper up your ass does not make you a post-it note. - Tyler Durden, i think


Epicgaymer411

It’s the little taps as the baby runs away


edward_kenway01

Clever girl or boy.


Survivor483

Just a bird making upgrades. Those add stability or extra flair


Additional_Gur9964

Uhhh it left some