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I'm not sure what is funnier. That you recognize him as the incarnation of truck nuts or that I am reminded of the existence of truck nuts. And for these things, I thank you.
It’s a fine line between angry hetero boomer who yells at people on Facebook all day and local closeted leatherman who yells at people on Facebook all day
You look like an ex con that goes to schools to tell your story because you’re that type of person who believes you’re interesting just because you lived a hard life.
More of a low and slow roast for you dude. 350 for 12 hours will melt all the
soda and corn chip gristle. Might be the only time a woman would put you into her mouth.
Couldn't quote read your finger tattoo, but judging from that Neanderthal brow, I'd guess it reads, "BIBO." Ya know, "Breathe In, Breathe Out", so you don't forget and die a Darwinian death.
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Is your parole officer holding the camera?
Could be his mug shot
That's too much credit. This would've been his work badge photo from the garbage truck he drove.
That’s too much credit, thinking he has his driver’s license
And you're saying you do?
They come and go... when you drink and drive.
You're right about that..
Now turn to your left for the side profile.
He's had lots of practice
No the cop intake people are.
…if truck nuts were a person…
He would just be half a ball sack
if for some crazy reason, he couldn't make it to jan6th he def stood in front of his TV naked and beat off to it.
Jesus this NEEDS to be the top comment
Three hots and a cock
Incorrect good sir. It is three cocks and a hock
That’s Luke Warm Steve Austin
Tepid
I'm not sure what is funnier. That you recognize him as the incarnation of truck nuts or that I am reminded of the existence of truck nuts. And for these things, I thank you.
If Affliction shirts were a person
I was thinking his entire head and neck area are like an oddly groomed phallus He’s totally a cock n balls with a fucked hair day
If white nationalism were a person
I get it if he's balding, other than that there's no reason to walk around looking like a circumcised dick.
You look like the final boss of gay prison sex
“You gonna pick up that soap?”
He’s a bottom. Gotta seduce him without him ripping your dick clean off.
Level 50 boss
Level 69 at this rate
Level 99 spooning
His neck looks ribbed.
r/rareinsults
"Stoned Cold" **[Steve Autism](https://i.imgur.com/jkZ7jU4.png)**
Hahahahaha! Fuckin hilarious. Best shit iv heard in a while.
That one missing puzzle piece.
Hats off player!
Steve Autism
Cold Stone Steve Autism 🍦
Luke warm Steve Austin
Awesome roast give me a hell yeah!
Something tells me you've posed like that before
Now turn to the left. Now turn to the other side.
Bend over and cough
You'll feel a slight pressure.
One hop this time! Left foot now stomp! Wait, wrong reference?
Perfect.
He seems pretty familiar w that pose
This is great!😂
Fitting that your wanking hand has 'love' tattooed on it - with a face like that you're gonna have to rely on self-love.
Makes me wonder what he does with the other one
It’s got ‘HAT’ tattooed on it because he’s missing a finger
LIV
it used to say hate but he got the E removed to increase his chances of employment
Thumb in da bum.
He's down with Brown.
Felonies
He's just waiting for his next paycheck, then he's getting "cock" on the other hand.
Masturbation never gets out of hand
No chance in hell you’re allowed alone with your nieces
Dude looks like he isnt even allowed alone with his thoughts
His what now?
Hahahaaha
As long as they’re 300 yards away from the nearest school, it’s all good.
“Do your worst brats,” says the Human Bratwurst.
I think he roasted himself with that title
You look like an angry turtles penis
Looks like he’s storing hotdogs for the winter in his necks
Fuck that slayed me
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆
He looks like he found a genie that gave only 1 wish and said, “ I wish I could get a little head”
“Be careful what you wish for.” *gives head cutely* … Why did I type this
With neck muscles like that you could probably suck peanut butter through a paper straw
He's sucking something, but it 'aint peanut butter or a straw.
The "O" on that sign is the exact size of your anus when you get out of jail
And he wouldn't have it any other way
With “WASH ME” written with a thick finger in the dried cum.
It’s a fine line between angry hetero boomer who yells at people on Facebook all day and local closeted leatherman who yells at people on Facebook all day
... and Tuffguy McAngryson here uses that line as a g-string
Okay, I laughed pretty hard at this one.
Mugshot after storming the Capitol.
You look like a man who has seen one or two soaps drop.
You’re definitely registered in a couple of states
You look like you're used to that pose. Now turn to the left, Inmate #341562.
He looks like he could be the new singer for Five Finger Death Punch
Five Finger Donkey Punch
I feel like this is more of a compliment than anything.
Trust me, it isn’t
I trust you!
The five Finger Finger Death punch lead singer “allegedly” beat his wife.
You have a testicle tickler. That is all.
If just punched a hole in some drywall were a person.
Did your cell daddy tattoo that on your knuckles?
You look like the crazy uncle whose racist rants got him uninvited from the last few thanksgivings
You look like you're the first of the boys to bend over in the shower
I never roast my prison guard!
Henry Rollins has been hitting the buffet
Reading this as Henry Roll ins
Jerking off doesn’t mean your right hand “loves” you
Your two favourite words are "white" and "power"
You gotta slow down on the toilet-wine buddy
Good job surviving prison. The things you had to do to make it happen will, in time, fade from your memory.
Limit one roast per chin
Aryan Brotherhood Reject
He found his home with the Peckerwoods.
You look like a thumb.
I rate you 25 to life.
You look like an ex con that goes to schools to tell your story because you’re that type of person who believes you’re interesting just because you lived a hard life.
This dude looks like he broke out of a prison just to post this.
Has more felony convictions than tattoos.
Clearly this is part of your community service hours. Nice of your parole officer to write the sign for you.
Turn to your left. Turn to your right.
You already look like a hog roast. Nothing I can say
It’s like you crossbred a hate crime with a sex crime, and then incubated it a little too close to a microwave oven?
If your eyes where closer together you’d be a cyclops
John Fetterman has an infamous brother?
We can see the LOVE tattoo on your right hand. Show us the “HITTING WOMEN” tat on your other knuckles next time
You're looking for R/RehabilitateMe subreddit
Bill Hamberg
the guy from pawn star but with tax problem
If the hard R was a person.
You look like shrek’s old butt plug
Tell me you are a felon without saying anything
Where was he on Jan 6?
[удалено]
I can see your lifted truck with “Let’s Go Brandon” sticker from here.
First time I’ve ever seen a mugshot used for a r/roastme
🍦Cold Stone Steve Austin🍦
The only thing I'm missing are the horns then you would look like a literal goat
More of a low and slow roast for you dude. 350 for 12 hours will melt all the soda and corn chip gristle. Might be the only time a woman would put you into her mouth.
I reckon your prison nickname is “Dog Toy” because you’d get thrown around like one.
Thanks for sharing your arrest photo.
Joe Rockhead - Flintstones............... ?
Has only two modes: "beige" and "road rage".
20 minutes to a pound... We'll be here a month...
Just go ahead and save this photo for when you get booked for DV
Couldn't quote read your finger tattoo, but judging from that Neanderthal brow, I'd guess it reads, "BIBO." Ya know, "Breathe In, Breathe Out", so you don't forget and die a Darwinian death.
What's the name of your AM radio show/podcast? Is your main sponsor My Pillow or some sort of boner bill?
Has a sex tape with a possum.
Dollar store Chuck Liddel
Are people allowed on Reddit from prison?
JJ Watt looks like JJ Twat since he retired.
Looks like you holding all the racism in your neck
Totally the dude that grunts loudly at the gym
Who is picking up soap, now you left prison bro......
Where is your orange suit?
This is the type of guy to tail gate you in his shitty lifted pickup on the highway with a speed limit of 70 and you’re already going 85.
You look like a sausage . . . you're the Bratwurst.
Booking mug shot on the show to catch a predator
I bet when Ramones' "The KKK took my baby away" starts playing, everyone starts frowning at you.
Love you on Pawn Stars, you conservative piece of shit.
Wish John Cena
Luke Warm Steve Austin
I ordered Stone Cold Steve Austin from wish and got this.
If 10 beers before 2:30 PM on a Tuesday was actually a person.
I see you perfected the "mugshot" pose
This guy looks like he can’t be 500 feet from a school
You look like the stereotypical "tough guy" in every movie
I bet your dad would be disappointed if you knew him
Inneed yo know if u are holding a fart!
Look like a damn convict in that mugshot
Stone Cold boston (cream)
Did your bf give you that LOVE tat in prison
If you ordered Stone Cold Steve Austin off Wish.
You look like you both pick fights with AND hit on middle schoolers
You look like stone cold Steve Austins plump cousin Boston Cream
You threaten middle school basketball referees, don’t you?
If "I would have joined the military but if my CO got in my face I'd deck him." Was a person
Stone Cold Steve Autism
So dumb he has a cheat note to remember which is his masturbation hand.
Worst Brats, is that what you call those fat deposits at the base of the back of your skull. Good job photo-shopping, "cock," off the left knuckles.
He's definitely had sex. He's just hoping to try with a partner that is still breathing.
He looks like white shrek
You look like Chuck Liddell's younger, less accomplished brother, schmuck liddel
you look like you were in the news with the caption "florida man caught punching a gas pump. man claims he wants gas prices lower"
just reusing your mugshot doesn’t count as a new picture
Too easy
If Bob Duncan went to prison
This dude punched the drywall and the drywall fought back
Luke Warm Steve Austin
Nothing says I do drugs like a neck tattoo
Your existence is your parents greatest mistake
What's the name of the biggest, meanest-looking man you punched in the cafeteria on your first day to establish dominance?
you look like women are struck by l o v e when they meet you
Too easy.
If a Trump poster was a human....
"White Power Grindr" "Angry Power Bottom, seeking long-term"
Lukewarm Steve Austin
You look like you go march with a Tiki torch
He has to special order his KKK hood because the size of his head
Did he have to post here after losing a bet on whether his neck would fit in at XXL shirt?
Stone cold Steve Austin's midget brother
I bet you have a pickup truck
I bet he follows little german cars WAY too close in his truck and acts like he's going to run us over
You’ve already roasted yourself by tattooing your hands and neck and therefore getting worse paid than McDonalds workers.
Nope!