By - BrockHard253
It’s even funnier that Homer’s head is two feet long
I call the big one Bitey
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend!
According to this, his neck and head region are the same height as Lisa’s whole body. Imagine having a father with such proportions. Gives a whole new meaning to “some day you’ll thank me for all this scary love.”
His head is only slightly smaller than Marge's hair.
He’s also like five ft wide
Oh wow. I was stuck on there being a full foot from the middle of his eyes to his scalp, and didn’t even notice that.
Someone didn’t think before making Homer 6ft tall and it all snowballed from there.
Lisa, just because you’re ten feet tall doesn’t mean you can tell me what to do.
My favorite part of this is that Marge is only like 4 and a 1/2 feet tall without her hair, but she and homer are basically the same height when they're in scenes together
She wears heels
If you measure from 3 to 6 feet, then put that below, Homer and Marge have no shins, Bart and Lisa have no lower halves, and Maggie is just a disembodied head.
Yeah, 6’ is a lot taller than I’ve been picturing Homer.
Yes, I can picture him now. Rugged good looks, sweater knotted about his shoulders, curly locks shining in the sun like spun gold.
That's it. Big smile. Everybody's happy.
What the hell are you smiling at?
I've always pictured Homer to be a 5 10" kind of a guy
He's actually listed as 6' even on his driver's license.
This helps explain a little more Marge's attraction
Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder
Someone actually did get fired from the blunder, here is the [proof](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Yeah! I was hoping for at least 1 victim.
You now have at least 2. Well played
Make that three
Thanks! I love that song.
Homer has a 2’ head
Oh /u/BrockHard253, cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic.
In “Marge in Chains”, Marge is 6 1/2 feet and Apu clocks her in at 8 1/2 feet with her hair. [Proof. ](https://www.reddit.com/user/bwoahful___/comments/s4kx6e/marge_the_giant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
This scale is crazy, but at least Marge isn’t an Amazonian in it!
I always thought the kids were really short for their ages
I was over 4 feet when I was 8. I only grew to like 5’8” though.
According to this Bart, a 10 year old is only 3 feet tall
That’s almost half my size and that’s how tall a toddler is
Pfft, it's not to scale 🙄
How do we know the chart is correct?
The Simpsons are known for their accurate height charts...
Bart is 10 and just under 3ft tall