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AntarcticScaleWorm

It’s even funnier that Homer’s head is two feet long


TheReadMenace

I call the big one Bitey


chemicallyalter

Is there a chance the track could bend?


micahtocker

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!


shawarma_law

According to this, his neck and head region are the same height as Lisa’s whole body. Imagine having a father with such proportions. Gives a whole new meaning to “some day you’ll thank me for all this scary love.”


Walton246

His head is only slightly smaller than Marge's hair.


JohnBrown1ng

He’s also like five ft wide


SmeSems

Oh wow. I was stuck on there being a full foot from the middle of his eyes to his scalp, and didn’t even notice that.


hercogrey

Someone didn’t think before making Homer 6ft tall and it all snowballed from there.


Janbradyhasreturned

Lisa, just because you’re ten feet tall doesn’t mean you can tell me what to do.


ghostofwageboggs

My favorite part of this is that Marge is only like 4 and a 1/2 feet tall without her hair, but she and homer are basically the same height when they're in scenes together


The_Wealthy_Bogan

She wears heels


lorgskyegon

If you measure from 3 to 6 feet, then put that below, Homer and Marge have no shins, Bart and Lisa have no lower halves, and Maggie is just a disembodied head.


okiedokiebrokie

Yeah, 6’ is a lot taller than I’ve been picturing Homer.


TheReadMenace

Yes, I can picture him now. Rugged good looks, sweater knotted about his shoulders, curly locks shining in the sun like spun gold.


EggCouncil

That's it. Big smile. Everybody's happy.


arnie_pye_ch6

What the hell are you smiling at?


BrockHard253

I've always pictured Homer to be a 5 10" kind of a guy


cleavage_2_beaver

He's actually listed as 6' even on his driver's license.


Shift2am

This helps explain a little more Marge's attraction


Dounsel14

Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder


BrockHard253

Someone actually did get fired from the blunder, here is the [proof](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Damn you!


BrockHard253

Yeah! I was hoping for at least 1 victim.


kufismack

You now have at least 2. Well played


_Waffle_Man_

Make that three


micahtocker

Four dammit


HuskySmoothie

Thanks! I love that song.


Hooray4Metaphors

Homer has a 2’ head


HomerJBouvier

Oh /u/BrockHard253, cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic.


bwoahful___

In “Marge in Chains”, Marge is 6 1/2 feet and Apu clocks her in at 8 1/2 feet with her hair. [Proof. ](https://www.reddit.com/user/bwoahful___/comments/s4kx6e/marge_the_giant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) This scale is crazy, but at least Marge isn’t an Amazonian in it!


Axel_Rad

I always thought the kids were really short for their ages


TDH818

I was over 4 feet when I was 8. I only grew to like 5’8” though.


Axel_Rad

According to this Bart, a 10 year old is only 3 feet tall That’s almost half my size and that’s how tall a toddler is


mrstacktrace

Pfft, it's not to scale 🙄


Shift2am

How do we know the chart is correct?


BrockHard253

The Simpsons are known for their accurate height charts...


cbf1120

Bart is 10 and just under 3ft tall