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AzatothLordOfChaos

She is undeniably the superior stalker, if she managed to sneak up on you when you’re supposed to be the one keeping tabs on her. Kudos to her craftsmanship


skanktopia

Right? She's definitely a keeper


OverallManagement824

She's a keeper even if you don't want her.


Snoopydog13

keep-er? to her knowledge, i hardly know-er!


U_PassButter

Oooomg. Lol 😆 Also, is kurtis your mayor? If not ignore the very weird question


Square-Collection-22

he’s mine.


U_PassButter

Hello neighbor!


Trainwreck_observer

Kurtis is my mayor! Hey fellow citizen.


U_PassButter

It does not surprise me that so many citizens of Kurtistown linger in this sub. Hello to all the fellow citizens. And might I add, great job at being nice. It is the law, of course


jemstarr

Better be nice to him. And to her as well apparently.


U_PassButter

Oh. But of course. It's the law 😆


Hagridisbeautiful

r/angryupvote


loganshi

Wait no this is fucking gold


Snoopydog13

thank you, typically people have a distaste for my “er” jokes because typically they make no sense, ie i’ll do it with words like “cover,” but reddit has really inflated my ego.


UnforeseenDerailment

Scrotum?? I hardly know'um!


loganshi

Nah I though it was great


Hello_Fellow_People_

Keeper. Creeper


TheBigPasta

She WILL be a keeper!


Vly2915

Yeah, good luck not keeping her.


Wreckful5583

Keeper? More like creeper.


Dark_Crimson_Gem

AW MAN So we're back in the mi—


TipTopTrouble

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to si-


Wreckful5583

Side side to side


ElsonDaSushiChef

But I just can’t keep her


DDELFIERRO

Game recognizes game


EatsAlotOfBread

You should start a serial killer dating service or something, with the way you're selling this, lol.


TheAdmiralMoses

And integrate a side business of them kidnapping two lonely antisocial people who sign up, two matches made at a time or none


According-Air6435

Omg meet cute 😍


ottersintuxedos

Would love to see a rom com with this premise, and throughout the pair are just doing insane things to one another and the film just continues to present itself as if these things are romantic and light hearted


Mrgirdiego

I swear I actually saw a manga like this. Dunno if it was a one-shot or actual series, but I know it exists. Been planning on reading it, but never got the time.


Gigantic_potato

Maybe you're thinking of Stalker X Stalker?


ChaosNinjaX

Was looking for this comment. I couldn't be the only one thinking of that webtoon lol.


Jrbowe

Watch You season 2. LOL.


ottersintuxedos

I don’t think that’s quite presented as a rom com. Plenty of sociopathic stalkerish stuff happens in rom coms already which is presented as sweet. But I think that shows aware it’s a drama


Gigantic_potato

If you enjoy some reading, Stalker X Stalker has a somewhat similar premise


SIacktivist

Is this what Beef is about


---Sanguine---

Right I always wondered what would happen if 2 stalkers stalked each other? Would they just start a dysfunctional but oddly successful relationship?


Far_Emergency3020

This is an underrated comment


NextEstablishment856

It's currently the top rated comment, yet your statement is still correct.


petiteplussizemama

Like a Mr and Mrs Smith but for stalkers!


ConsiderationNo9044

What does this mean? What is a meet cute?


bobbi21

From a lot of western romantic comedies. Its when the protagonist finally meets their love interest in a quirky coincidental "cute" situation.


Grimdotdotdot

You say "western" but it's certainly an American phrase, we'd never use it in the UK.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

It's essentially a romantic comedy trope. It's a serendipitous cute story about how two people met and started dating. e.g. two people end up sharing a taxi in a movie and realize they're both heading to the same conference, where they inevitably end up falling in love.


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

They mean a meat cube


missmalina

r/KitchenConfidential is leaking


a_moniker

I’m pretty sure it’s actually r/IASIP thats leaking


HeyaSorry

Goals 🥰


ProphetofTables

It's a stalk-crazy.


SparkAxolotl

Owww, they're made for each other! <3


lonkbubba

Read that as Michael Jackson


tacocat2007

Ow? Are you okay?


mario9421

You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal


Nat20downcliff

You've been hit by You've been struck by Truck


RhinoBuckeye

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A moose genital


MinimumRoutine6506

*isekai had entered the chat*


Vegetable_Horse_4729

_hit by a truck and in my new world i drive am truck-kun with my job being to isekai others like i was but everyone survives and i might be fired or even killed for not meeting my quota for the year and i am terrified because my last life was shit_


MinimumRoutine6506

Light novel titles in a nutshell 😂


Vegetable_Horse_4729

fr tho. they are always a really long summary/run down of the main plot point. it is always a treat tho


AkiraNamejin

HONK


Duradil

Annie


FiveEssss

Are you okay?


GuitarGodish

😁


wolfishfluff

Won't you tell us?


noluckbut4badluck

Are you ok Annie?


Reklov66

Hee hee


Avaracious7899

Stalker x Stalker...I don't know whether to intrigued or terrified...


lgbtgachaperson

Intrigued


AlabamaWinterRose

Both. And it should be the title of the next hit anime series. I’d watch it


marablackwolf

Isn't that the plot of *You* on netflix?


Annonix02

Me? I'm not on netflix


silverturtletail

Ever heard of The Truman Show?


taciaduhh

No, not *you*. The show "You" is on Netflix. /j ETA: [link](https://youtu.be/2p0J65FOIgQ) for anyone confused. Edit 2: added /j since people didn't realize I was trying to joke around with the previous commenter. Even though I linked the interview that I assumed they were referencing. My bad, y'all.


Vegetable-Yam8730

r/woooosh


taciaduhh

I'm very aware of what the joke was. Hence, the link.


UjjwalSankar

Woah look at the sky ! The joke airlines' new plane is flying right over your head.


taciaduhh

Except it didn't? But ok.


That1weirdperson

It is a webtoon


riverofchex

Really??


N1hili

Yes, Merryweather comics is who makes it


SomewhatRenegade

Wait, it's Merryweather. Nice, guess I gotta read it then lol


N1hili

You'd better or else you might get stabbed


Coal-and-Ivory

I'm pretty sure they had an announcement panel where the female lead DOES stab you.


Vegetable-Yam8730

Fr? It's gotta be fire them


itsmycandystore_

Yeah! I haven’t caught up in a while but I remember it being pretty good!


streopleonthepeets

Terrigued? Intriguified? Intriguified.


kx2UPP

It’s like the show Dexter but stalkers


vored_rick_astley

Oddly terrifying yet weirdly seems like it has a good ending. Intriguing concept


poplegos

Tbh I want this as a dramedy


NothingWithoutHouse

You’re in luck. Watch You on Netflix.


Hartmallen

And this, kids, is how I met your mother


submissivechub2

r/thirdsentencebetter


dy_funct

The show would have been much better too


AustralianKappa

Don’t dog HIMYM, that’s unacceptable.


Galahad_X_

It's also how I ended up locked in this basement


rando24183

Joe Goldberg: hello...me? Wait, what?


Acheron98

This is literally the exact plot of season 2 lol


Left_Resident_7007

That’s when you leave a sticky note right in the middle saying I like you too


hoainamduong

really cute 🔥


Tunisian_Dawn

That’s actually pretty wholesome. Stalker x Stalker=True love.


OverallManagement824

Could you imagine if they got into a stable relationship together and were constantly stalking each other? Her: Honey? Can you go to the grocery store for me? Him: Me? No way! I'm tired of you always getting to be the one stalking me! Her: But you stalked me last night! Him: No I didn't! Her: Oh, you think I didn't notice you creeping around the side of the house when I was taking the garbage out? Him: I wasn't creeping! The sprinkler was on and I was just shutting it off for the night! Her: Will you please just go for me? I'm not feeling well. Look, I promise that if you go to the store, I won't stalk you, ok? Can you just go for me? Look, I'm seriously sick. I think I have a fever. Here, feel my forehead. Does it feel hot? Him: Do you think I didn't see you heating up that water bottle in the microwave and holding it up against your forehead just 3 minutes ago? I saw you hide it under the couch cushions when I walked in the room.


Tunisian_Dawn

That would be cute but creepy.


Coal-and-Ivory

"Stalker X Stalker" on Webtoon might be of interest to you.


fried_chicken17472

i would read that


[deleted]

And I asked her out instead ❤️


EmeraldSpencer

Merryweather Comics has a series similar to this where two yanderes fall in love called Stalker X Stalker. Saw someone else here say the same name, but I can't tell if they were shouting out the comic or just making an observation.


f_n_wildcard

I realized that only one of us could be the creepy and obsessed one in this relationship, and it wasn't gonna be me.


Willow_Pumpkin_Queen

*there can only be one*


MinimumRoutine6506

"You were supposed to destroy the Sith, Anakin, not *join* them!"


Lepke2011

You want a real-life creepy stalker story? I briefly dated this girl and one day I mentioned my brother's name to her, and she was like, "Your brother is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_!?!?! He's been stalking me!!!" That ended that relationship.


2ii2ky

Did you confront your brother? And/or beat his ass?


Lepke2011

Oh yes I did! And my dad was in the room too!


Jaded_Flower6145

"'An Unhealthy Obsession' intensifies*


InCaseOfZompires

Exactly the song that popped into my head. Honestly, two stalkers stalking each other must be true love.


MisterBowTies

This is like the opposite of the song "escape" "You've been stalking me? Shut up I've been stalking you too!!!"


notsimmi

We are the same, she is me and I am her


NextEstablishment856

And we are all together See how they run... like... Sorry, thought we were starting a sing along


yit3020

What's the song then?


NextEstablishment856

I am the Walrus, by the Beatles. It starts, "I am he as you are he as you are me/And we are all together."


yit3020

Oh, ty!


wirewyrmweirdo

Stalker gets the Uno Reverse Card


Daisyloo66

Stalker x Stalker Wait why are you creeped out when you were in her room in the first place Ō-Ô Isn’t this a good thing—


32lib

Personally I think the key word is "hanging".


Minaowl

I’m just imagining the question you always see on AskReddit like “what made you instantly lose interest in a crush?”


weirdlyworldly

So you find out your dream girl has the same interests as you and then you GIVE UP? Why so fickle?


Georgie_The_Idiot

Match made in hell


hanzabananza

me and who 😍


Commercial_Cell_4365

Are you offering to stalk me?


Bl4ck-Dr4goN

This guy found the "Uno Reverse Card" while stalking LOL


BATIRONSHARK

cause you started dating! congrats


BovineConfection

Match made in...Hell-ven? 🤔


Craeondakie

I've seen so much manga this is just cute now


Brandanpk

R/twosentencelove?


Spare-Bandicoot4126

Wrong sub TBH. this is like, the best outcome


HDH2506

Does that means she knows you’re stalking her?


CarmineInk

You just don’t know it yet but you love me and I love you the same


InCaseOfZompires

One day we’ll have a pretty wedding, and you’ll be my everything


Adeptus_Gedeon

You are into her, she is into you, you have common passions (stalking) - what's the problem?


chelledees

Ooop


Quackels_The_Duck

I LITERALLY had this in my head the other day, lmfao


PsykoGoddess

This is just season 2 and 3 of You but they don't stop


WirrkopfP

Looks like a great match!


O2Bee

Aww, you two crazy kids were destined for each other!


Sontronite

you guys are perfect for eachother


CorianderIsBad

Hey, mutual stalking. It's good to share interests. I'm sure they'd make a lovely couple. Too bad he got cold feet.


Your_Enabler

Why were you sleeping hanging in her closet? Couldn't you just sleep under the bed like a normal stalker?


leoleosuper

A match made in the psychiatric ward.


Phacia-Elle

This is more like true love, you both share a similar passion


Suiren123

At that point, I knew we were meant to be


Yugseto

I see this as an absolute win, she loves you, you love her, what's the problem


MildAndLazyKids

Your syntax is ass, friend. The comma makes it sound like you were hanging in her closet asleep when she took the pictures.


stefsizzurps

Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn


Yhostled

I had a stalker when I was in my early twenties. If I knew that I was going to be single the last 13 years I probably wouldn't have Minded her sticking around.


OneYenShort

Are... you sure this isn't a 2 sentence justice?


coolies326

Reminds me on the song An Unhealthy Obsession


orionstarboy

How sweet!


WideConsequence2144

Why were you sleeping while hanging in her closet?


Fox_Stitch

Uno reverse card


ElvenDb

*Crisscross*


Dontdecahedron

"So that's what it feels like."


Aptos283

Season 2 of You?


shokokuji

What are you, a bat?


rainbow_unicorn_4u

Unhealthy obsession https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JCMLMMgDUDA&feature=share


Shadow_MosesGunn

Hello, you.


MinimumRoutine6506

Ngl sounds like You, with two crazies crazying around and both of 'em almost being in a competition 😂 I mean, hey, at least it makes date nights easier: Him: "Oh honey, I've found a nice girl we could stalk! She just your style too!" Her: "Really?? Thank you so much!" *both skip away with cameras and goggles and stuff*


DustyBud

a man can only dream


dee_lightful_1

Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn?


ThginkAccbeR

Nice twist!


jeepney_danger

The messer has become the messee


ApostropheusDeletus

That comma really screwed up the sentence.


abastreusmonzuzu

Y’all might be perfect for each other. Just ask her out!


DancingUnic0rn

Im sure she knows you’ve been stalking her and she let you find those pictures. And that makes it scarier.


Feshtof

Weakness. Should have only rededicated you to the cause.


SimpleButFun

Uno reverse card.


eye_far_ted

"Wait, she's been stalking *me* this entire time?" *moment of realization hits* "Oh. So, *that's* what it feels like. Wow, I'm such a creep."


sebastian_rhodes

Stalking is when two people go for a romantic walk, but only one of them knows about it.


Fun-Reporter8905

Made for each other


Nerverbun

The creepy equivalent of a reverse uno!


ZiggityStarlust

Ah, yes. Uno Reverse.


S2Charlie

Stop stalking, start talking


aakaakaak

So when does the suspense/rom/com come out?


IncurablePeppermint

Sounds like the start of a weird romantic comedy tbh


Geezenstack444

I feel like this was inspired by Joe and Love from You.


theword12

Stopped stalking because you started dating? ❤️


salty_ender_dragon

Why? It feels like a match made in hell, you'd be perfect for each other.


ForeignReviews

When your crush likes you back


Glass_Feature_6446

Made for ecachother.


ModernBettie

I hear wedding bells!


UseDry6062

I then realised she's my soulmate and we've been married for 20 years with 5 kids


OkSureButLikeNo

Plot twist - this is a Blumhouse love story


GhostSniper1296

A match made in hell


Natt-Tenshi

Typical, now that he knows she feels the same way, SUDDENLY he’s no longer interested in her 🙄 smh


nekoandCJ

Please don't leave me, I love you to. She replied


ProphetofTables

Aww, how hellsome! (but seriously, don't stick your dick in crazy, fellow dudes.)


pyrosthenes

Made for each other


One_Nectarine7881

Stoped stalking her because they got together obv


Pretty-Bus-2457

She has the same level of interest as you, if not more. So what's the problem? Don't be afraid of love, dude.


BackflipBuddha

This is honestly pretty funny. And might work out, given that she’s clearly interested in and the same kind of crazy our narrator is.


Unable-Song-1194

Love and Joe


JediJack16

This could be a really good show ngl