She is undeniably the superior stalker, if she managed to sneak up on you when you’re supposed to be the one keeping tabs on her. Kudos to her craftsmanship
It does not surprise me that so many citizens of Kurtistown linger in this sub. Hello to all the fellow citizens. And might I add, great job at being nice. It is the law, of course
thank you, typically people have a distaste for my “er” jokes because typically they make no sense, ie i’ll do it with words like “cover,” but reddit has really inflated my ego.
Would love to see a rom com with this premise, and throughout the pair are just doing insane things to one another and the film just continues to present itself as if these things are romantic and light hearted
I swear I actually saw a manga like this. Dunno if it was a one-shot or actual series, but I know it exists.
Been planning on reading it, but never got the time.
I don’t think that’s quite presented as a rom com. Plenty of sociopathic stalkerish stuff happens in rom coms already which is presented as sweet. But I think that shows aware it’s a drama
It's essentially a romantic comedy trope.
It's a serendipitous cute story about how two people met and started dating.
e.g. two people end up sharing a taxi in a movie and realize they're both heading to the same conference, where they inevitably end up falling in love.
_hit by a truck and in my new world i drive am truck-kun with my job being to isekai others like i was but everyone survives and i might be fired or even killed for not meeting my quota for the year and i am terrified because my last life was shit_
No, not *you*. The show "You" is on Netflix. /j
ETA: [link](https://youtu.be/2p0J65FOIgQ) for anyone confused.
Edit 2: added /j since people didn't realize I was trying to joke around with the previous commenter. Even though I linked the interview that I assumed they were referencing. My bad, y'all.
Could you imagine if they got into a stable relationship together and were constantly stalking each other?
Her: Honey? Can you go to the grocery store for me?
Him: Me? No way! I'm tired of you always getting to be the one stalking me!
Her: But you stalked me last night!
Him: No I didn't!
Her: Oh, you think I didn't notice you creeping around the side of the house when I was taking the garbage out?
Him: I wasn't creeping! The sprinkler was on and I was just shutting it off for the night!
Her: Will you please just go for me? I'm not feeling well. Look, I promise that if you go to the store, I won't stalk you, ok? Can you just go for me? Look, I'm seriously sick. I think I have a fever. Here, feel my forehead. Does it feel hot?
Him: Do you think I didn't see you heating up that water bottle in the microwave and holding it up against your forehead just 3 minutes ago? I saw you hide it under the couch cushions when I walked in the room.
Merryweather Comics has a series similar to this where two yanderes fall in love called Stalker X Stalker. Saw someone else here say the same name, but I can't tell if they were shouting out the comic or just making an observation.
You want a real-life creepy stalker story? I briefly dated this girl and one day I mentioned my brother's name to her, and she was like, "Your brother is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_!?!?! He's been stalking me!!!"
That ended that relationship.
I had a stalker when I was in my early twenties. If I knew that I was going to be single the last 13 years I probably wouldn't have Minded her sticking around.
Ngl sounds like You, with two crazies crazying around and both of 'em almost being in a competition 😂
I mean, hey, at least it makes date nights easier:
Him: "Oh honey, I've found a nice girl we could stalk! She just your style too!"
Her: "Really?? Thank you so much!"
*both skip away with cameras and goggles and stuff*
She is undeniably the superior stalker, if she managed to sneak up on you when you’re supposed to be the one keeping tabs on her. Kudos to her craftsmanship
Right? She's definitely a keeper
She's a keeper even if you don't want her.
keep-er? to her knowledge, i hardly know-er!
Oooomg. Lol 😆 Also, is kurtis your mayor? If not ignore the very weird question
he’s mine.
Hello neighbor!
Kurtis is my mayor! Hey fellow citizen.
It does not surprise me that so many citizens of Kurtistown linger in this sub. Hello to all the fellow citizens. And might I add, great job at being nice. It is the law, of course
Better be nice to him. And to her as well apparently.
Oh. But of course. It's the law 😆
r/angryupvote
Wait no this is fucking gold
thank you, typically people have a distaste for my “er” jokes because typically they make no sense, ie i’ll do it with words like “cover,” but reddit has really inflated my ego.
Scrotum?? I hardly know'um!
Nah I though it was great
Keeper. Creeper
She WILL be a keeper!
Yeah, good luck not keeping her.
Keeper? More like creeper.
AW MAN So we're back in the mi—
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to si-
Side side to side
But I just can’t keep her
Game recognizes game
You should start a serial killer dating service or something, with the way you're selling this, lol.
And integrate a side business of them kidnapping two lonely antisocial people who sign up, two matches made at a time or none
Omg meet cute 😍
Would love to see a rom com with this premise, and throughout the pair are just doing insane things to one another and the film just continues to present itself as if these things are romantic and light hearted
I swear I actually saw a manga like this. Dunno if it was a one-shot or actual series, but I know it exists. Been planning on reading it, but never got the time.
Maybe you're thinking of Stalker X Stalker?
Was looking for this comment. I couldn't be the only one thinking of that webtoon lol.
Watch You season 2. LOL.
I don’t think that’s quite presented as a rom com. Plenty of sociopathic stalkerish stuff happens in rom coms already which is presented as sweet. But I think that shows aware it’s a drama
If you enjoy some reading, Stalker X Stalker has a somewhat similar premise
Is this what Beef is about
Right I always wondered what would happen if 2 stalkers stalked each other? Would they just start a dysfunctional but oddly successful relationship?
This is an underrated comment
It's currently the top rated comment, yet your statement is still correct.
Like a Mr and Mrs Smith but for stalkers!
What does this mean? What is a meet cute?
From a lot of western romantic comedies. Its when the protagonist finally meets their love interest in a quirky coincidental "cute" situation.
You say "western" but it's certainly an American phrase, we'd never use it in the UK.
It's essentially a romantic comedy trope. It's a serendipitous cute story about how two people met and started dating. e.g. two people end up sharing a taxi in a movie and realize they're both heading to the same conference, where they inevitably end up falling in love.
They mean a meat cube
r/KitchenConfidential is leaking
I’m pretty sure it’s actually r/IASIP thats leaking
Goals 🥰
It's a stalk-crazy.
Owww, they're made for each other! <3
Read that as Michael Jackson
Ow? Are you okay?
You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal
You've been hit by You've been struck by Truck
You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A moose genital
*isekai had entered the chat*
_hit by a truck and in my new world i drive am truck-kun with my job being to isekai others like i was but everyone survives and i might be fired or even killed for not meeting my quota for the year and i am terrified because my last life was shit_
Light novel titles in a nutshell 😂
fr tho. they are always a really long summary/run down of the main plot point. it is always a treat tho
HONK
Annie
Are you okay?
😁
Won't you tell us?
Are you ok Annie?
Hee hee
Stalker x Stalker...I don't know whether to intrigued or terrified...
Intrigued
Both. And it should be the title of the next hit anime series. I’d watch it
Isn't that the plot of *You* on netflix?
Me? I'm not on netflix
Ever heard of The Truman Show?
No, not *you*. The show "You" is on Netflix. /j ETA: [link](https://youtu.be/2p0J65FOIgQ) for anyone confused. Edit 2: added /j since people didn't realize I was trying to joke around with the previous commenter. Even though I linked the interview that I assumed they were referencing. My bad, y'all.
r/woooosh
I'm very aware of what the joke was. Hence, the link.
Woah look at the sky ! The joke airlines' new plane is flying right over your head.
Except it didn't? But ok.
It is a webtoon
Really??
Yes, Merryweather comics is who makes it
Wait, it's Merryweather. Nice, guess I gotta read it then lol
You'd better or else you might get stabbed
I'm pretty sure they had an announcement panel where the female lead DOES stab you.
Fr? It's gotta be fire them
Yeah! I haven’t caught up in a while but I remember it being pretty good!
Terrigued? Intriguified? Intriguified.
It’s like the show Dexter but stalkers
Oddly terrifying yet weirdly seems like it has a good ending. Intriguing concept
Tbh I want this as a dramedy
You’re in luck. Watch You on Netflix.
And this, kids, is how I met your mother
r/thirdsentencebetter
The show would have been much better too
Don’t dog HIMYM, that’s unacceptable.
It's also how I ended up locked in this basement
Joe Goldberg: hello...me? Wait, what?
This is literally the exact plot of season 2 lol
That’s when you leave a sticky note right in the middle saying I like you too
really cute 🔥
That’s actually pretty wholesome. Stalker x Stalker=True love.
Could you imagine if they got into a stable relationship together and were constantly stalking each other? Her: Honey? Can you go to the grocery store for me? Him: Me? No way! I'm tired of you always getting to be the one stalking me! Her: But you stalked me last night! Him: No I didn't! Her: Oh, you think I didn't notice you creeping around the side of the house when I was taking the garbage out? Him: I wasn't creeping! The sprinkler was on and I was just shutting it off for the night! Her: Will you please just go for me? I'm not feeling well. Look, I promise that if you go to the store, I won't stalk you, ok? Can you just go for me? Look, I'm seriously sick. I think I have a fever. Here, feel my forehead. Does it feel hot? Him: Do you think I didn't see you heating up that water bottle in the microwave and holding it up against your forehead just 3 minutes ago? I saw you hide it under the couch cushions when I walked in the room.
That would be cute but creepy.
"Stalker X Stalker" on Webtoon might be of interest to you.
i would read that
And I asked her out instead ❤️
Merryweather Comics has a series similar to this where two yanderes fall in love called Stalker X Stalker. Saw someone else here say the same name, but I can't tell if they were shouting out the comic or just making an observation.
I realized that only one of us could be the creepy and obsessed one in this relationship, and it wasn't gonna be me.
*there can only be one*
"You were supposed to destroy the Sith, Anakin, not *join* them!"
You want a real-life creepy stalker story? I briefly dated this girl and one day I mentioned my brother's name to her, and she was like, "Your brother is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_!?!?! He's been stalking me!!!" That ended that relationship.
Did you confront your brother? And/or beat his ass?
Oh yes I did! And my dad was in the room too!
"'An Unhealthy Obsession' intensifies*
Exactly the song that popped into my head. Honestly, two stalkers stalking each other must be true love.
This is like the opposite of the song "escape" "You've been stalking me? Shut up I've been stalking you too!!!"
We are the same, she is me and I am her
And we are all together See how they run... like... Sorry, thought we were starting a sing along
What's the song then?
I am the Walrus, by the Beatles. It starts, "I am he as you are he as you are me/And we are all together."
Oh, ty!
Stalker gets the Uno Reverse Card
Stalker x Stalker Wait why are you creeped out when you were in her room in the first place Ō-Ô Isn’t this a good thing—
Personally I think the key word is "hanging".
I’m just imagining the question you always see on AskReddit like “what made you instantly lose interest in a crush?”
So you find out your dream girl has the same interests as you and then you GIVE UP? Why so fickle?
Match made in hell
me and who 😍
Are you offering to stalk me?
This guy found the "Uno Reverse Card" while stalking LOL
cause you started dating! congrats
Match made in...Hell-ven? 🤔
I've seen so much manga this is just cute now
R/twosentencelove?
Wrong sub TBH. this is like, the best outcome
Does that means she knows you’re stalking her?
You just don’t know it yet but you love me and I love you the same
One day we’ll have a pretty wedding, and you’ll be my everything
You are into her, she is into you, you have common passions (stalking) - what's the problem?
Ooop
I LITERALLY had this in my head the other day, lmfao
This is just season 2 and 3 of You but they don't stop
Looks like a great match!
Aww, you two crazy kids were destined for each other!
you guys are perfect for eachother
Hey, mutual stalking. It's good to share interests. I'm sure they'd make a lovely couple. Too bad he got cold feet.
Why were you sleeping hanging in her closet? Couldn't you just sleep under the bed like a normal stalker?
A match made in the psychiatric ward.
This is more like true love, you both share a similar passion
At that point, I knew we were meant to be
I see this as an absolute win, she loves you, you love her, what's the problem
Your syntax is ass, friend. The comma makes it sound like you were hanging in her closet asleep when she took the pictures.
Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn
I had a stalker when I was in my early twenties. If I knew that I was going to be single the last 13 years I probably wouldn't have Minded her sticking around.
Are... you sure this isn't a 2 sentence justice?
Reminds me on the song An Unhealthy Obsession
How sweet!
Why were you sleeping while hanging in her closet?
Uno reverse card
*Crisscross*
"So that's what it feels like."
Season 2 of You?
What are you, a bat?
Unhealthy obsession https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JCMLMMgDUDA&feature=share
Hello, you.
Ngl sounds like You, with two crazies crazying around and both of 'em almost being in a competition 😂 I mean, hey, at least it makes date nights easier: Him: "Oh honey, I've found a nice girl we could stalk! She just your style too!" Her: "Really?? Thank you so much!" *both skip away with cameras and goggles and stuff*
a man can only dream
Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn?
Nice twist!
The messer has become the messee
That comma really screwed up the sentence.
Y’all might be perfect for each other. Just ask her out!
Im sure she knows you’ve been stalking her and she let you find those pictures. And that makes it scarier.
Weakness. Should have only rededicated you to the cause.
Uno reverse card.
"Wait, she's been stalking *me* this entire time?" *moment of realization hits* "Oh. So, *that's* what it feels like. Wow, I'm such a creep."
Stalking is when two people go for a romantic walk, but only one of them knows about it.
Made for each other
The creepy equivalent of a reverse uno!
Ah, yes. Uno Reverse.
Stop stalking, start talking
So when does the suspense/rom/com come out?
Sounds like the start of a weird romantic comedy tbh
I feel like this was inspired by Joe and Love from You.
Stopped stalking because you started dating? ❤️
Why? It feels like a match made in hell, you'd be perfect for each other.
When your crush likes you back
Made for ecachother.
I hear wedding bells!
I then realised she's my soulmate and we've been married for 20 years with 5 kids
Plot twist - this is a Blumhouse love story
A match made in hell
Typical, now that he knows she feels the same way, SUDDENLY he’s no longer interested in her 🙄 smh
Please don't leave me, I love you to. She replied
Aww, how hellsome! (but seriously, don't stick your dick in crazy, fellow dudes.)
Made for each other
Stoped stalking her because they got together obv
She has the same level of interest as you, if not more. So what's the problem? Don't be afraid of love, dude.
This is honestly pretty funny. And might work out, given that she’s clearly interested in and the same kind of crazy our narrator is.
Love and Joe
This could be a really good show ngl