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OldLadyP

If this dude is willing to behave like this in public, I can’t even begin to imagine what he gets up to behind closed doors.


FIFTHSUN2012

I can’t imagine what’s in his basement.


IceOnMyCock

A bunch of lightning mcqueen in lingerie posters


Enjoying_A_Meal

Relax lady, I don't want you. I just wanna fuck your car.


IceOnMyCock

Yeah hes clearly not into women he just wants a piece of that sweet tailpipe


KISSArmy7978

"GET YOUR COCK OUTTA MY CHRYSLER!"


Yes-its-really-me

Nobody is THAT desperate.


Corvid3

Whoa whoa whoa hit the hate break on Chrysler they’ve only never made money and have not made good cars since the 1960s geeeeeezzz


Theeclat

I heard a commercial on Knowledge Fight that might intrigue him.


PricknamedNick

"I fucked your mom shitlips"


HorrorBusiness93

Lipshitz?? Like the rugrat doctor?


thecheat420

Doctor Lipschitz says...


thecheat420

Kachow!


bobo2500

Kaaaaaachow


[deleted]

You mean “who’s in his basement ”?


Dyslexic_Devil

It's probably a car valeting super store.


seatux

Basement full of cars to sniff?


zestybiscuit

It puts the Turtle Wax on the car or else it gets weird eye contact, yah?


[deleted]

Behind closed garage doors* This man seems to be very attracted to cars


welestgw

Definitely a micro machine collector.


WorldsGreatestPoop

John Moschitta would never!


MobiusF117

I can't imagine this not being a psychosis of some sort.


KnifeFed

Yeah, at this stage it's hard to say whether he's actually a pervert or just completely out of his mind and could just as well have been filmed barking at squirrels.


Dudeist-Priest

Ya, I can’t imagine what other types of videos he could stage.


WorldsGreatestPoop

I know getting attention is cool and all, but this seems like something I wouldn’t want to be recognized on the street for creating,


Aiwatcher

it's almost more insane to post this for clout than to do it in the wild if its real, he's just an average, every day sick disgusting pervert. if its staged, well, that's another type of monster entirely


ian9outof10

LOL


EggsKrodi

Check his hard drive


muklan

I mean, this drive looks pretty difficult...


Strong-Message-168

No. Nope. No way. You make all those people that get extra special privileges to do that shit. They can blue line their ass into his creepy abode and look at what he has in his hard drive and then give me a brief summary.


KnifeFed

Brief summary: Nope.


AstorReed

I can not fathom what is going on in this persons mind... Why...?


4Ever2Thee

Years ago, I saw a special on one of those Strange Addiction shows about people who had weird sexual attractions to cars. They'd have weird sex stuff with the cars, even like fucking the seat cushions, tail pipes, shift knobs, etc. One guy would rent cars he wanted to bang for a few days. I doubt that's what's happening here since there's an unwilling person involved, his kink probably has something to do with that, but who knows. People are weird.


Cosmicalmole

Was that the one with the guy shagging the exhaust and the woman who 'played' with the skull? Was nuts that documentary.


EngineeringKid

One lady had sex with a Ferris wheel. I also recall the documentary


djgreedo

That Ferris Wheel gets around. And around. And Around.


notorious_BIGfoot

Same as the one where the lady had sex with the Eiffel Tower and the guy was making out with the Berlin Wall?


EngineeringKid

Oh man. ..yeah that's the one. Mmmmmm Berlin Wall ..so hot


4Ever2Thee

That sounds right but can't say for certain, I had it on in the background and watched enough to make me question every car I've ever rented, but didn't watch the whole thing. Even for me, this one was a little too high on the weird fascination meter. That's probably the one though, I mean how many could there be really?


Cosmicalmole

I think it's why I remembered it, was getting to the point of nahhhhhhhh that can't be real?! Was some memorable nutters on it, especially the serial cheater who kept going on about the bridges she cheated with XD


Geminikittycat

Are you talking about the guy with the red car sounds familiar


philbabytcb

I remember that episode. Towards the end of the episode, the guy that was doing the car fucking, was getting more brazen about it. Doing it in public places, going to car shows with lots of people around being weird like the guy in this clip. It probably has to do with some kind of exhibitionism in addition to wanting to fuck cars.


VikingFrog

TITANE


deadsoulinside

> his kink probably has something to do with that This 100%. The way he looks back at her each time and not even being bothered by her trying to spray washer fluid to force him off. Honestly would have just called the cops right then and there, versus even trying to move the car, so the perv could claim injury or something caused by the driver.


TheVoid-ItCalls

> not even being bothered by her trying to spray washer fluid to force him off. Him: "Mmm, she's a squirter."


smallangrynerd

🤢


lolplayerem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB2KyWYUhmA Use protection for the gas hole.


4Ever2Thee

Risky click but I'm glad I risked it. Funny stuff.


jongscx

So that's what "Auto-Erotic" means...


luke827

Was it the same one where the lady married the carnival ride?


lugutra

Ok, this has blown my mind and made me feel shameful for humans


4Ever2Thee

It will make you want clarification if someone ever says "I'm a bit of a car nut"


Pudding_Hero

It’s called an escort


petario43

Kachow


Thatswutshesed

“People are weird”. Understatement of the century right there.


Iamknoware

It was a red car right?


4Ever2Thee

I think so, that'd make sense too since everyone knows the red cars are the sexiest.


el_canelo

Why is everyone assuming this is sexual and not psychosis? This guy looks OUT of it.


Apophis_Thanatos

Warming up her hoodussy


gimanos1

Oddworld: Abe’s Hoodussy


NikkoE82

He’s probably thinking the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.


Coolgrnmen

He wanted the parking spot


bsmithi

yeah he kept gesturing with his had like “then drive away if you don’t like this”


EternallyImature

I think this is most likely


he77bender

Imagine if somebody else pulled into the spot while he was going back to his own car. He'd be so mad lol


Coolgrnmen

I’m worried that my knee jerk conclusion may actually be correct. The more I watch the video the more that’s what I think is happening


Suspinach

When backup camera turns on there is so much space behind her. I wonder if that is where the approved parking ends.


jumpup

mental illness, its actually quite common for them to get fixated on a particular sense or action


SuicidalParade

Explains why he seemingly normally the fuck out when she started driving. Dude has the same chance as being a fucking freak as he does with mental illness


MooPig48

He seems SO lucid the way he deliberately looks up at her though!


Kicken

My guess is that the intention is to enjoy her reaction. The strange action is just to get the reaction he wants. He's getting off on making her uncomfortable.


Omfgukk

He just wants the parking spot


dejausser

The way he keeps stopping to stare right at her, he’s getting off on making her uncomfortable.


frankylovee

Fathom


AstorReed

Thanks, english is not my first language


Praxide

« Woman: Ok… I was eating, he’s been staying for 45 minutes in front of my car, and now proceeds to lick it… Woman: He’s a really weird guy… c’mon move away ! Move away ! - - - MOVE AWAY FROM MY CAR ! Woman: I’m actually driving and he stays on the car. _ _ _ Speed increases _ _ _ Man: Ok I’m getting off, I’m getting off Woman: you degenerated ! »


JoySubtraction

He got off, and then he got off.


SynopticOutlander

Thank you!


zoidalicious

Plot twist: the lady blocked a construction side for over 45 minutes.. we tried everything, she just stood there nibbling on her lunch sandwich - until George started to lick her car.


Hdkek

She seriously waited 45 minutes as he was there?? I know women got it rough but god damn lady do something! You’re the one in the car, locked, and can drive and is a threat to his life too. Call family, friends, work mates, cops, all while driving away is the simplest thing.


Beowoulf355

The lengths some people will go to, to get a parking spot.


pangderx

Or, the lengths people will go to, to go viral


IsMisePrinceton

I don’t think he’s getting sexual gratification from the car, I think it’s her disgust that’s giving him pleasure. The way he keeps looking at her again and again and again and again.


DARYLdixonFOOL

Yeah I was getting some reeeally weird vibes from those looks he was giving her. What a fucking perv.


dotnetdotcom

I think he's trying to display that he is a good licker and wants to see her response.


Malaca83

Guarantee if there was a dude sitting in the passenger seat he would never even think of doing that. This types of dudes are the worst human scum, this are the same types of guys that molest kids and beat up women behind closed doors. Fucking rats


KatttDawggg

Best response would be to point and laugh.


cuddlefeeeshy

When he looked at her my stomach dropped. Disgusting.


kjl_15

“god damn it pondy’s the coolest” lmao


Tmachine7031

Holy shit he does look like Bill lol. Totally in character too!


CuddleWitYaDemons

I spiked the milk with methylenedioxypyrovalerone


PrefersDocile

I geniunely was thinking he looked like Bill Ponderosa


headwolf

Lol was thinking who he reminded me of, spot on.


Neologizer

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. Came to the comments to find this exact quote.


xAntimonyx

This dude botched it. You know, life.


Zuendl11

The urge to accelerate and then immediately brake so the guy falls off the car


ss977

Or just keep accelerating with my eyes closed.


89ShelbyCSX

Yeah but then her lasagna would spill everywhere :/


Timetohavereddit

I feel like there no way it’s sexual but you can absolutely tell that man thinks it’s sexual and It’s brain destroying


Strong-Message-168

There really are people who have sex with cars. I'm not making that up.


crimsonbaby_

I once saw a video that circulated around here of a guy fucking a car and getting caught. I'll never understand that fetish, and I don't want to.


RC_Colada

[Welcome to the Internet!](https://archiveofourown.org/works?work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=revised_at&include_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=13&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bexcluded_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_from%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_to%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_from%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_to%5D=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=en&commit=Sort+and+Filter&tag_id=Bumblebee*s*Sam+Witwicky)


Strong-Message-168

That, sir, is what I like to call a "Risky Click." Not today...not today


GeneralZaroff1

I think it’s not about sexualizing her car but about her. It’s a submissive thing. Which is fine when it’s consensual but this is so fucking not ok. I feel bad for this lady for having to deal with this I wouldn’t feel safe going out anymore.


billzy02

There was a documentary I watched on channel 4 in the UK long ago where there was a guy who literally had a sexual things for cars. He would go wank off to cars and have sex with it. One funny scene was when they caught up with him in the morning while he was wiping the car taking about he left some residue on the car from the night prior.


PurpEL

I mean have you seen an RX-7 though?


boiledpheasant

thats mike from redlettermedia


martylindleyart

Clearly got into Jay's personal movie collection.


MusicCityMariota

Rich is the driver


Vohdre

OH MY GOD!


A_Sack_of_Nuts

Holy fuck it does look like him lmao.


Phaylyur

Yes! About to say the same, vest and all. Birdemic 3 finally broke him


robalesi

That's right, Jay! I lick cars now.


Panda_Kabob

What happened to his FAAAAACCCCEEEE??


Straw-berry

I was about to comment that but did a search before because I knew I'm not the only one to see it. Didn't know he's a freak like that, lol.


HailYurii

I was going to say that too lol


horrescoblue

Ahaha fuck off youre right


turnkeyarrow

Lmao I was about to type the same thing


McFry_

Just when you think you’ve fucking seen it all


infinitofluxo

I once caught a guy fucking the escape pipe of my car, at night. I'm male. I guess he had the hots for Renault Clio's. I was young and didn't understand it at first. Years later, the Internet showed me people do this and then I figured out what was happening at that time.


reaganz921

Escape pipe?


doombot9

Probably exhaust


skurys

Probably native french speaker, exhaust is 'tuyeau d'échappement' in French which basically would direct translate to 'escape pipe'


cimbian

It's so hard finding a good carwash place right now


Clayface202

l


MyAccountWasBanned7

Call the police! Holy shit.


Hushwater

What this guy is doing is imagining himself licking her or the car being an extension of her that's why he keeps making frequent eye contact while he's doing it. If that guy isn't on a list he should be.


GalwayLad92

Look at how dilated his pupils are, he's off his head on something. Creepy for the poor woman involved.


[deleted]

Yeah he's geeked out on car wax and wiper fluid lol


MerryMortician

How the fuck you get an 8K slo-mo version playing to check this dude’s pupils because you can’t see shit here.


AnalogCyborg

Is that Pondy?


tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

Does Frankenstein wanna come out and play?


JonnyTango

He botched it... you know... life


VaqueroSucio

Pondy's the best!


LanceD888

What a loser.


skylinekid92

r/tooktoomuch


Ashton_Garland

All I can think about is that song from Wet Leg


king3sebi

It's enough to make a girl blush.


Spoils_Art

Wet dream! Their best song imo. For the curious: https://youtu.be/tjpgJjdk52c


Arsewhistle

That entire album is so good


isakitty

Came here for this hahaha


Big-Surf-Lil-Surf

Where is his caregiver. dude looks mentally ill.


Miffers

I poured some pheromones on her hood, my bad


NonchalantBread

Good ol wolf urine to bring out the furries


Bumbieris112

Imagine his car exhaust pipe


dark_LUEshi

lol, ye completement fucker dans tete lui.


Gros_Picoppe

Un québécois sauvage apparaît.


Surfella

I'm curious. How cute was the car?


mmmoonpie

Is that Mike from RLM?


Trygolds

I read once of a man that would put his shirt on the ground by a car door so a woman would step on it. There are some weird Fetishes Out there .


SueBeee

Sometimes being female is rough af.


bondomania85

Some people should be In jail


zamfire

Some people need mental help.


Profession_Mobile

This is so scary


Jakeyo

I’m surprised she wasn’t on the horn or blasting the revs in neutral to get him off - if some window licking bastard was trying to enter into courtship with my windscreen I’d be doing more than just using my wiper fluid…


finereddit_illsignup

Did he just want the parking spot?


HairyNippleCrust

Why are people like this allowed to be out in public?


swagerito

There's no way he's just a perv. This dude has to be having some kind of psychotic break or something.


FPSMAC

He is having a stroke


ShimmyShimmyYaw

Classic Pondy


Saibot-08

Wtf is wrong with some people...


Nobeard_the_Pirate

This is how mf's be getting shot here in the states.


Imperial_12345

if he did that to my car he would literally die


Freethinker9

She must have no wanted the extended warranty


Sabithomega

Well that's a new one


SwissCanuck

I guessed (with sound muted) France in the first 3 seconds. Jackpot.


wood-chuck-chuck5

Luckily taxi drivers are usually tougher that the usual human when it comes to dealing with weird ppl...


tomistruth

Okay, today is the day I unsubscribe from WTF.


biggiejon

See you again tomorrow!


GreenBanditSwordsman

Someone has figured out how to put a cat's soul into a human body.


cloudnyne

What in the Bath Salts?!


trysohardstudent

At this point he should’ve been ran over with the car.


FoxMcCloud3173

Should’ve ran him over


hektorius

Accelerate as much as you can and emergency brake. What a creepy piece of shit


MustEatTacos

Yo I think that’s Ted Cruz


randopup

Wtf kind of drug is he on


CoverYourMaskHoles

Ok, humans have come full circle. I want out of the species.


dotnetdotcom

There's only one way out


mrsschwingin

The shit women have to put up with from creeps and assholes is unbelievable.


Johnmckay

I’ve never seen anything so obscene, its enough to make a girl blush. It’s enough, it’s enough to make a girl blush.


RenegadeOfChonk

Umm it's not about you, Rebecca, he's obviously inlove with your car and the car loves him back


Fuzzy_Muscle

These damn incels


hot4you11

I grew up going to car shows and it appalls me that someone would touch someone else’s car, let alone lick it


Hmmark1984

"perv" or mentally ill?


Puzzleheaded-Draw119

Shoulda laid on the horn lol


Rubis140

I often advocate for violence and that is yet another occasion where i’d be okay watching this dude get fricked up


sharkapotamus

I clicked on this without noticing the subreddit and genuinely expected it to be a joke involving a friendly dog. It was an unpleasant surprise.


FlippinRad

Put this man down. A shot to the head, easy. No woman/or anyone for that matter should have to go through this.


-Jeremiad-

He probably thought he got her wet when she turned on the wiper fluid. Fucking weirdo.


snowbdr30

Maybe he accidentally spilled all his cocaine on the car?


BabyRage1908

This is what a person whose mind is consumed by Slaanesh looks like


Pooponaboat2

I would cripple this man if he did this to a woman in my life.


Doo_Doo_Eats_Nuts09

Bro was acting unwise


Villhunter

I'm not gonna lie, I was waiting for the accelerator to be pushed to the floor, then brake hard.


RunkkuRusina

Mike from redletter media really has hit rock bottom


AcanthisittaEvery237

Mental health is a huge thing nowadays. So many sick people out there. It's sad.


huge43

Looks like Bill Ponderosa is up to his usual shenanigans