Yeah, at this stage it's hard to say whether he's actually a pervert or just completely out of his mind and could just as well have been filmed barking at squirrels.
it's almost more insane to post this for clout than to do it in the wild
if its real, he's just an average, every day sick disgusting pervert.
if its staged, well, that's another type of monster entirely
No. Nope. No way. You make all those people that get extra special privileges to do that shit. They can blue line their ass into his creepy abode and look at what he has in his hard drive and then give me a brief summary.
Years ago, I saw a special on one of those Strange Addiction shows about people who had weird sexual attractions to cars. They'd have weird sex stuff with the cars, even like fucking the seat cushions, tail pipes, shift knobs, etc. One guy would rent cars he wanted to bang for a few days.
I doubt that's what's happening here since there's an unwilling person involved, his kink probably has something to do with that, but who knows. People are weird.
That sounds right but can't say for certain, I had it on in the background and watched enough to make me question every car I've ever rented, but didn't watch the whole thing. Even for me, this one was a little too high on the weird fascination meter. That's probably the one though, I mean how many could there be really?
I think it's why I remembered it, was getting to the point of nahhhhhhhh that can't be real?! Was some memorable nutters on it, especially the serial cheater who kept going on about the bridges she cheated with XD
I remember that episode. Towards the end of the episode, the guy that was doing the car fucking, was getting more brazen about it. Doing it in public places, going to car shows with lots of people around being weird like the guy in this clip. It probably has to do with some kind of exhibitionism in addition to wanting to fuck cars.
> his kink probably has something to do with that
This 100%. The way he looks back at her each time and not even being bothered by her trying to spray washer fluid to force him off. Honestly would have just called the cops right then and there, versus even trying to move the car, so the perv could claim injury or something caused by the driver.
Explains why he seemingly normally the fuck out when she started driving. Dude has the same chance as being a fucking freak as he does with mental illness
My guess is that the intention is to enjoy her reaction. The strange action is just to get the reaction he wants. He's getting off on making her uncomfortable.
« Woman: Ok… I was eating, he’s been staying for 45 minutes in front of my car, and now proceeds to lick it…
Woman: He’s a really weird guy… c’mon move away ! Move away ! - - - MOVE AWAY FROM MY CAR !
Woman: I’m actually driving and he stays on the car.
_ _ _ Speed increases _ _ _
Man: Ok I’m getting off, I’m getting off
Woman: you degenerated ! »
Plot twist: the lady blocked a construction side for over 45 minutes.. we tried everything, she just stood there nibbling on her lunch sandwich - until George started to lick her car.
She seriously waited 45 minutes as he was there?? I know women got it rough but god damn lady do something! You’re the one in the car, locked, and can drive and is a threat to his life too. Call family, friends, work mates, cops, all while driving away is the simplest thing.
I don’t think he’s getting sexual gratification from the car, I think it’s her disgust that’s giving him pleasure. The way he keeps looking at her again and again and again and again.
Guarantee if there was a dude sitting in the passenger seat he would never even think of doing that. This types of dudes are the worst human scum, this are the same types of guys that molest kids and beat up women behind closed doors. Fucking rats
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I think it’s not about sexualizing her car but about her. It’s a submissive thing.
Which is fine when it’s consensual but this is so fucking not ok. I feel bad for this lady for having to deal with this I wouldn’t feel safe going out anymore.
There was a documentary I watched on channel 4 in the UK long ago where there was a guy who literally had a sexual things for cars. He would go wank off to cars and have sex with it. One funny scene was when they caught up with him in the morning while he was wiping the car taking about he left some residue on the car from the night prior.
I once caught a guy fucking the escape pipe of my car, at night. I'm male. I guess he had the hots for Renault Clio's.
I was young and didn't understand it at first. Years later, the Internet showed me people do this and then I figured out what was happening at that time.
What this guy is doing is imagining himself licking her or the car being an extension of her that's why he keeps making frequent eye contact while he's doing it. If that guy isn't on a list he should be.
I’m surprised she wasn’t on the horn or blasting the revs in neutral to get him off - if some window licking bastard was trying to enter into courtship with my windscreen I’d be doing more than just using my wiper fluid…
If this dude is willing to behave like this in public, I can’t even begin to imagine what he gets up to behind closed doors.
I can’t imagine what’s in his basement.
A bunch of lightning mcqueen in lingerie posters
Relax lady, I don't want you. I just wanna fuck your car.
Yeah hes clearly not into women he just wants a piece of that sweet tailpipe
"GET YOUR COCK OUTTA MY CHRYSLER!"
Nobody is THAT desperate.
Whoa whoa whoa hit the hate break on Chrysler they’ve only never made money and have not made good cars since the 1960s geeeeeezzz
I heard a commercial on Knowledge Fight that might intrigue him.
"I fucked your mom shitlips"
Lipshitz?? Like the rugrat doctor?
Doctor Lipschitz says...
Kachow!
Kaaaaaachow
You mean “who’s in his basement ”?
It's probably a car valeting super store.
Basement full of cars to sniff?
It puts the Turtle Wax on the car or else it gets weird eye contact, yah?
Behind closed garage doors* This man seems to be very attracted to cars
Definitely a micro machine collector.
John Moschitta would never!
I can't imagine this not being a psychosis of some sort.
Yeah, at this stage it's hard to say whether he's actually a pervert or just completely out of his mind and could just as well have been filmed barking at squirrels.
Ya, I can’t imagine what other types of videos he could stage.
I know getting attention is cool and all, but this seems like something I wouldn’t want to be recognized on the street for creating,
it's almost more insane to post this for clout than to do it in the wild if its real, he's just an average, every day sick disgusting pervert. if its staged, well, that's another type of monster entirely
LOL
Check his hard drive
I mean, this drive looks pretty difficult...
No. Nope. No way. You make all those people that get extra special privileges to do that shit. They can blue line their ass into his creepy abode and look at what he has in his hard drive and then give me a brief summary.
Brief summary: Nope.
I can not fathom what is going on in this persons mind... Why...?
Years ago, I saw a special on one of those Strange Addiction shows about people who had weird sexual attractions to cars. They'd have weird sex stuff with the cars, even like fucking the seat cushions, tail pipes, shift knobs, etc. One guy would rent cars he wanted to bang for a few days. I doubt that's what's happening here since there's an unwilling person involved, his kink probably has something to do with that, but who knows. People are weird.
Was that the one with the guy shagging the exhaust and the woman who 'played' with the skull? Was nuts that documentary.
One lady had sex with a Ferris wheel. I also recall the documentary
That Ferris Wheel gets around. And around. And Around.
Same as the one where the lady had sex with the Eiffel Tower and the guy was making out with the Berlin Wall?
Oh man. ..yeah that's the one. Mmmmmm Berlin Wall ..so hot
That sounds right but can't say for certain, I had it on in the background and watched enough to make me question every car I've ever rented, but didn't watch the whole thing. Even for me, this one was a little too high on the weird fascination meter. That's probably the one though, I mean how many could there be really?
I think it's why I remembered it, was getting to the point of nahhhhhhhh that can't be real?! Was some memorable nutters on it, especially the serial cheater who kept going on about the bridges she cheated with XD
Are you talking about the guy with the red car sounds familiar
I remember that episode. Towards the end of the episode, the guy that was doing the car fucking, was getting more brazen about it. Doing it in public places, going to car shows with lots of people around being weird like the guy in this clip. It probably has to do with some kind of exhibitionism in addition to wanting to fuck cars.
TITANE
> his kink probably has something to do with that This 100%. The way he looks back at her each time and not even being bothered by her trying to spray washer fluid to force him off. Honestly would have just called the cops right then and there, versus even trying to move the car, so the perv could claim injury or something caused by the driver.
> not even being bothered by her trying to spray washer fluid to force him off. Him: "Mmm, she's a squirter."
🤢
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB2KyWYUhmA Use protection for the gas hole.
Risky click but I'm glad I risked it. Funny stuff.
So that's what "Auto-Erotic" means...
Was it the same one where the lady married the carnival ride?
Ok, this has blown my mind and made me feel shameful for humans
It will make you want clarification if someone ever says "I'm a bit of a car nut"
It’s called an escort
Kachow
“People are weird”. Understatement of the century right there.
It was a red car right?
I think so, that'd make sense too since everyone knows the red cars are the sexiest.
Why is everyone assuming this is sexual and not psychosis? This guy looks OUT of it.
Warming up her hoodussy
Oddworld: Abe’s Hoodussy
He’s probably thinking the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
He wanted the parking spot
yeah he kept gesturing with his had like “then drive away if you don’t like this”
I think this is most likely
Imagine if somebody else pulled into the spot while he was going back to his own car. He'd be so mad lol
I’m worried that my knee jerk conclusion may actually be correct. The more I watch the video the more that’s what I think is happening
When backup camera turns on there is so much space behind her. I wonder if that is where the approved parking ends.
mental illness, its actually quite common for them to get fixated on a particular sense or action
Explains why he seemingly normally the fuck out when she started driving. Dude has the same chance as being a fucking freak as he does with mental illness
He seems SO lucid the way he deliberately looks up at her though!
My guess is that the intention is to enjoy her reaction. The strange action is just to get the reaction he wants. He's getting off on making her uncomfortable.
He just wants the parking spot
The way he keeps stopping to stare right at her, he’s getting off on making her uncomfortable.
Fathom
Thanks, english is not my first language
« Woman: Ok… I was eating, he’s been staying for 45 minutes in front of my car, and now proceeds to lick it… Woman: He’s a really weird guy… c’mon move away ! Move away ! - - - MOVE AWAY FROM MY CAR ! Woman: I’m actually driving and he stays on the car. _ _ _ Speed increases _ _ _ Man: Ok I’m getting off, I’m getting off Woman: you degenerated ! »
He got off, and then he got off.
Thank you!
Plot twist: the lady blocked a construction side for over 45 minutes.. we tried everything, she just stood there nibbling on her lunch sandwich - until George started to lick her car.
She seriously waited 45 minutes as he was there?? I know women got it rough but god damn lady do something! You’re the one in the car, locked, and can drive and is a threat to his life too. Call family, friends, work mates, cops, all while driving away is the simplest thing.
The lengths some people will go to, to get a parking spot.
Or, the lengths people will go to, to go viral
I don’t think he’s getting sexual gratification from the car, I think it’s her disgust that’s giving him pleasure. The way he keeps looking at her again and again and again and again.
Yeah I was getting some reeeally weird vibes from those looks he was giving her. What a fucking perv.
I think he's trying to display that he is a good licker and wants to see her response.
Guarantee if there was a dude sitting in the passenger seat he would never even think of doing that. This types of dudes are the worst human scum, this are the same types of guys that molest kids and beat up women behind closed doors. Fucking rats
Best response would be to point and laugh.
When he looked at her my stomach dropped. Disgusting.
“god damn it pondy’s the coolest” lmao
Holy shit he does look like Bill lol. Totally in character too!
I spiked the milk with methylenedioxypyrovalerone
I geniunely was thinking he looked like Bill Ponderosa
Lol was thinking who he reminded me of, spot on.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. Came to the comments to find this exact quote.
This dude botched it. You know, life.
The urge to accelerate and then immediately brake so the guy falls off the car
Or just keep accelerating with my eyes closed.
Yeah but then her lasagna would spill everywhere :/
I feel like there no way it’s sexual but you can absolutely tell that man thinks it’s sexual and It’s brain destroying
There really are people who have sex with cars. I'm not making that up.
I once saw a video that circulated around here of a guy fucking a car and getting caught. I'll never understand that fetish, and I don't want to.
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That, sir, is what I like to call a "Risky Click." Not today...not today
I think it’s not about sexualizing her car but about her. It’s a submissive thing. Which is fine when it’s consensual but this is so fucking not ok. I feel bad for this lady for having to deal with this I wouldn’t feel safe going out anymore.
There was a documentary I watched on channel 4 in the UK long ago where there was a guy who literally had a sexual things for cars. He would go wank off to cars and have sex with it. One funny scene was when they caught up with him in the morning while he was wiping the car taking about he left some residue on the car from the night prior.
I mean have you seen an RX-7 though?
thats mike from redlettermedia
Clearly got into Jay's personal movie collection.
Rich is the driver
OH MY GOD!
Holy fuck it does look like him lmao.
Yes! About to say the same, vest and all. Birdemic 3 finally broke him
That's right, Jay! I lick cars now.
What happened to his FAAAAACCCCEEEE??
I was about to comment that but did a search before because I knew I'm not the only one to see it. Didn't know he's a freak like that, lol.
I was going to say that too lol
Ahaha fuck off youre right
Lmao I was about to type the same thing
Just when you think you’ve fucking seen it all
I once caught a guy fucking the escape pipe of my car, at night. I'm male. I guess he had the hots for Renault Clio's. I was young and didn't understand it at first. Years later, the Internet showed me people do this and then I figured out what was happening at that time.
Escape pipe?
Probably exhaust
Probably native french speaker, exhaust is 'tuyeau d'échappement' in French which basically would direct translate to 'escape pipe'
It's so hard finding a good carwash place right now
l
Call the police! Holy shit.
What this guy is doing is imagining himself licking her or the car being an extension of her that's why he keeps making frequent eye contact while he's doing it. If that guy isn't on a list he should be.
Look at how dilated his pupils are, he's off his head on something. Creepy for the poor woman involved.
Yeah he's geeked out on car wax and wiper fluid lol
How the fuck you get an 8K slo-mo version playing to check this dude’s pupils because you can’t see shit here.
Is that Pondy?
Does Frankenstein wanna come out and play?
He botched it... you know... life
Pondy's the best!
What a loser.
r/tooktoomuch
All I can think about is that song from Wet Leg
It's enough to make a girl blush.
Wet dream! Their best song imo. For the curious: https://youtu.be/tjpgJjdk52c
That entire album is so good
Came here for this hahaha
Where is his caregiver. dude looks mentally ill.
I poured some pheromones on her hood, my bad
Good ol wolf urine to bring out the furries
Imagine his car exhaust pipe
lol, ye completement fucker dans tete lui.
Un québécois sauvage apparaît.
I'm curious. How cute was the car?
Is that Mike from RLM?
I read once of a man that would put his shirt on the ground by a car door so a woman would step on it. There are some weird Fetishes Out there .
Sometimes being female is rough af.
Some people should be In jail
Some people need mental help.
This is so scary
I’m surprised she wasn’t on the horn or blasting the revs in neutral to get him off - if some window licking bastard was trying to enter into courtship with my windscreen I’d be doing more than just using my wiper fluid…
Did he just want the parking spot?
Why are people like this allowed to be out in public?
There's no way he's just a perv. This dude has to be having some kind of psychotic break or something.
He is having a stroke
Classic Pondy
Wtf is wrong with some people...
This is how mf's be getting shot here in the states.
if he did that to my car he would literally die
She must have no wanted the extended warranty
Well that's a new one
I guessed (with sound muted) France in the first 3 seconds. Jackpot.
Luckily taxi drivers are usually tougher that the usual human when it comes to dealing with weird ppl...
Okay, today is the day I unsubscribe from WTF.
See you again tomorrow!
Someone has figured out how to put a cat's soul into a human body.
What in the Bath Salts?!
At this point he should’ve been ran over with the car.
Should’ve ran him over
Accelerate as much as you can and emergency brake. What a creepy piece of shit
Yo I think that’s Ted Cruz
Wtf kind of drug is he on
Ok, humans have come full circle. I want out of the species.
There's only one way out
The shit women have to put up with from creeps and assholes is unbelievable.
I’ve never seen anything so obscene, its enough to make a girl blush. It’s enough, it’s enough to make a girl blush.
Umm it's not about you, Rebecca, he's obviously inlove with your car and the car loves him back
These damn incels
I grew up going to car shows and it appalls me that someone would touch someone else’s car, let alone lick it
"perv" or mentally ill?
Shoulda laid on the horn lol
I often advocate for violence and that is yet another occasion where i’d be okay watching this dude get fricked up
I clicked on this without noticing the subreddit and genuinely expected it to be a joke involving a friendly dog. It was an unpleasant surprise.
Put this man down. A shot to the head, easy. No woman/or anyone for that matter should have to go through this.
He probably thought he got her wet when she turned on the wiper fluid. Fucking weirdo.
Maybe he accidentally spilled all his cocaine on the car?
This is what a person whose mind is consumed by Slaanesh looks like
I would cripple this man if he did this to a woman in my life.
Bro was acting unwise
I'm not gonna lie, I was waiting for the accelerator to be pushed to the floor, then brake hard.
Mike from redletter media really has hit rock bottom
Mental health is a huge thing nowadays. So many sick people out there. It's sad.
Looks like Bill Ponderosa is up to his usual shenanigans