I’m a “bigger guy” in nyc and when I first visited Tennessee like 11 years ago, I was the thinnest person I saw at Walmart besides my fairly in shape friends I was with.
>What defines south?
[Generally this.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason%E2%80%93Dixon_line)
>And rise again? Did it ever rise?
[This, part 2.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederate_States_of_America)
“If there was a civil war again these snowflake libs wouldn’t stand a chance” half of them can't even run a mile. They’re pathetic edit: what? It’s true
I would argue that they never stopped fighting. Instead of guns they went to the ideologies and have figured out a way to dominate local elections and lesser known or uncontested elected positions. Things people pay much less attention to. AG, school board, judges, clerks, etc. Not just the mayor, governor, president.
And it's been a pretty successful long term campaign.
There is *always* a self-hating Clayton Bigsby/Candace Owens-type token that sees themselves as "exceptional/exceptions to the rule".
I legit saw a Mixed/Black-passing guy today with a camo "Trump 2024" hat on like he wouldn't be the "My African-American over there" accidentally getting stomped for a minute by the same MAGA mob he insists he's part of.
I always wonder what’s the deal with Candace Owens; usually I think it’s mostly an act because it’s easy for her to attract attention and following being a black woman saying these things. It gives the racists, bigots, and such an alibi similar to “I’m not racist because I have a black friend “.
It’s just easier to make money off conservatives. I lived in Stamford when she was there making a name for herself as a marketing blogger, and started writing articles shitting on conservatives. Then she tried to make a thing where she would dox conservative trolls online, but the left kind of turned on her saying she shouldn’t be doxing people.
Then she got doxxed herself- and somewhere around that point, she tried to change the narrative and started blaming everything on progressives. Suddenly she was a full blown conservative, like overnight. I really think she’s just ambitious, and she realized it’s way easier to grift her way as a conservative influencer than it is a liberal one. And to that point, suddenly people knew her name once she did a complete 180.
Same with Tomi Lahren and Tucker Carlson; it's just a lot easier and a lot more lucrative to make rage-bait for idiots than it is to be any sort of legitimate journalist.
This makes perfect sense. I don’t think any prominent conservatives actually have values outside of personal prosperity
This is why you can never have a “gotcha” moment in politics anymore. They don’t care if they are inconsistent. All that matters is winning.
i don’t understand how deeply ingrained their internalized racism must be if they don’t get the immediate fight or flight response the minute that flag comes out. I get that fight or flight response when anyone even mentions white supremacy in a positive way and i’m the whitest motherfucker that could ever be without being blonde and blue eyed.
If they're in the deep south then I'm not surprised. Growing up in these areas ingrains a lot of cognitive dissonance about the Confederate flag.
When I was a kid I believed the Confederacy was bad, it should not be brought back, and thought white supremacy was evil. Yet I simultaneously viewed the Confederate flag with a 'heritage not hate' perspective.
It makes no sense when you think about it objectively, but it's the mindset a lot of these people have because it's what they grew up with. It's hard to explain because it's so absurd.
Edit: I think this is the reason why a lot of the dialogue about the Confederate flag didn't gain traction for so long. Most of these people believe they aren't racist, and believe they don't do racist things so they immediately tune out anyone who brings up the racism inherent to the Confederate flag.
What gets me about these sorts of clowns, is that they actually think they are superior to others.
They look like the results of inbreeding - a clusterfuck of incest.
What the big girl doing tho? Girl you know that if they had their way we would literally just be breeding stock and the receiver of every lazy asshole’s fat “jokes”.
Lol The South Will Rise Again. What losers. Ya lost the war 150+ years ago. Try and move on losers.
They can't even move themselves without motorized support, of course they can't move on from events more than 100 years before they were born.
I’m a “bigger guy” in nyc and when I first visited Tennessee like 11 years ago, I was the thinnest person I saw at Walmart besides my fairly in shape friends I was with.
Same. I'm a taller kinda chunky New Yorker. Going to the South is such a confidence booster
As a ~~resident~~ prisoner of Florida, i can confirm.
I worked in TN for a while. If you're somewhat thin, wear fitting clothes, and have all your teeth, you can catch some serious eyes from the ladies...
I have seen those Walmart motorized carts on Reddit hahaa
What defines south? And rise again? Did it ever rise? Edit: spelling
>What defines south? [Generally this.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason%E2%80%93Dixon_line) >And rise again? Did it ever rise? [This, part 2.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederate_States_of_America)
did it every rise*
>did it every rise\* Just trying to be helpful and polite.
My theory: the South already rose again, but it was so pathetic and indistinguishable that they now pretend it didn't.
I thought it was a euphemism for a penis getting erect.
We've got to bring back the real redneck tradition: multiracial labor organizing and occasionally shooting coal bosses.
“If there was a civil war again these snowflake libs wouldn’t stand a chance” half of them can't even run a mile. They’re pathetic edit: what? It’s true
What do you mean a mile? I wouldn't give them five feet
"The south rising again" just means heaving themselves out of their scooter to reach a sody pop on the top shelf.
Mmmmm sodies
I would argue that they never stopped fighting. Instead of guns they went to the ideologies and have figured out a way to dominate local elections and lesser known or uncontested elected positions. Things people pay much less attention to. AG, school board, judges, clerks, etc. Not just the mayor, governor, president. And it's been a pretty successful long term campaign.
Oh they will rise! But then they'll get out of breath so they'll have to sit back down 😁
They can’t rise their wages above Burger King bro
"That there war was rigged! Ya'll know that!"
Nice participation trophy. Did your mom knit that for you?
the guy highest up is fucking killing me he looks like he's trying to give off a "I'm a badass" look, but he looks like a literal fucking penis lol
It always makes me laugh when dudes do that face. It doesn’t look at all intimidating, it looks like the photographer gave you bad direction. 😂
Oh my god he really does. What a dickhead.
_Ba-dum tsss_
The one on the far right (pun intended) has definitely done that pose for his garage band's album cover. Lol
The south won’t rise again if it can’t get out of its recliner.
Lol
lol, am I spotting that one darker complexion friend all racist say they have that proves they are not racist? 4th from the right.
There is *always* a self-hating Clayton Bigsby/Candace Owens-type token that sees themselves as "exceptional/exceptions to the rule". I legit saw a Mixed/Black-passing guy today with a camo "Trump 2024" hat on like he wouldn't be the "My African-American over there" accidentally getting stomped for a minute by the same MAGA mob he insists he's part of.
I always wonder what’s the deal with Candace Owens; usually I think it’s mostly an act because it’s easy for her to attract attention and following being a black woman saying these things. It gives the racists, bigots, and such an alibi similar to “I’m not racist because I have a black friend “.
It’s just easier to make money off conservatives. I lived in Stamford when she was there making a name for herself as a marketing blogger, and started writing articles shitting on conservatives. Then she tried to make a thing where she would dox conservative trolls online, but the left kind of turned on her saying she shouldn’t be doxing people. Then she got doxxed herself- and somewhere around that point, she tried to change the narrative and started blaming everything on progressives. Suddenly she was a full blown conservative, like overnight. I really think she’s just ambitious, and she realized it’s way easier to grift her way as a conservative influencer than it is a liberal one. And to that point, suddenly people knew her name once she did a complete 180.
Same with Tomi Lahren and Tucker Carlson; it's just a lot easier and a lot more lucrative to make rage-bait for idiots than it is to be any sort of legitimate journalist.
* Ann Coulter has entered the chat
She’s disgusting!
This makes perfect sense. I don’t think any prominent conservatives actually have values outside of personal prosperity This is why you can never have a “gotcha” moment in politics anymore. They don’t care if they are inconsistent. All that matters is winning.
She’s an opportunist - she’ll go wherever the money is
Isn't she married to a guy that owns some alt-right propaganda media machine? She is a sociopath in for the money
If you have no moral issue with grifting gullible people hard, it's way easier to do with the GOP.
i don’t understand how deeply ingrained their internalized racism must be if they don’t get the immediate fight or flight response the minute that flag comes out. I get that fight or flight response when anyone even mentions white supremacy in a positive way and i’m the whitest motherfucker that could ever be without being blonde and blue eyed.
If they're in the deep south then I'm not surprised. Growing up in these areas ingrains a lot of cognitive dissonance about the Confederate flag. When I was a kid I believed the Confederacy was bad, it should not be brought back, and thought white supremacy was evil. Yet I simultaneously viewed the Confederate flag with a 'heritage not hate' perspective. It makes no sense when you think about it objectively, but it's the mindset a lot of these people have because it's what they grew up with. It's hard to explain because it's so absurd. Edit: I think this is the reason why a lot of the dialogue about the Confederate flag didn't gain traction for so long. Most of these people believe they aren't racist, and believe they don't do racist things so they immediately tune out anyone who brings up the racism inherent to the Confederate flag.
The swarthy complexion guy thinks he'd be one of the good 'uns.
Unwashed incels and paedos.
What's a washed incel?
Rare.
"KIDS CLUB"
Like a live-action version of the "Where is your chin?!" pic from "Preacher".
The chicken fries have been back going on 8 years
Meaning their return has lasted twice as long as the Confederacy.
Behold, the master fries?
I read the title and was worried they got rid of them again!
🎵 one of these things is not like the other 🎵
The South will fries again!
The flag is very meta. I’m disappointed that the flag within the flag doesn’t have its own flag -and so on.
Yo dawg...
What gets me about these sorts of clowns, is that they actually think they are superior to others. They look like the results of inbreeding - a clusterfuck of incest.
Oh it's not just a look
This, clearly, is also not the "good Burger King" that supposedly exists, but no one can find.
Konfederate Kids Klub
[The South Shall Fall Again.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhSzuhdIkuE)
So, so many extra chromosomes.
Paging Uncle Billy
[Hello Atlanta!](https://giphy.com/gifs/5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T)
Is that a penis sticking up at the back middle?
Wait they got rid of the chicken fries?!
To say not one of them inspires me to be anything like them is an understatement.
Why doesn't the little flag have a circle with another little flag? This needs to be fixed! >:(
Would that be… Incestion?
The award for worst kids club in fast food goes to...
What the big girl doing tho? Girl you know that if they had their way we would literally just be breeding stock and the receiver of every lazy asshole’s fat “jokes”.
Why is Michael Cera third from the right?
The Union SHALL be preserved.
The only thing rising is blood glucose and blood pressure.
BK: Burger Klan
The non white dude…just a coworker or self hating? You decide (probably both)
TBH …I’d like these jokers to get reported to BK corporate bc, I’m feeling like I never want it again if this is who’s working there without reprimand
kool cids klub
As part of the master race according to these people I don’t agree. I hate everyone equally
When your whole shift is trying to get fired
A Daddyismyuncle-Burger and a Coke light, please.
Keep waiting...
Napalm incoming
The BK chicken fries thing still isn't as bad as KFC getting rid of their potato wedges
First they came for the chicken fries…and I said nothing…
Wait, they got rid of chicken fries?
It's the Master Burger.
Pictures you can smell
I imagine punching one of them in the mouth would be similar to getting bit by a fucking alligator
I just ate their chicken fries on lunch break today though
The brightly lit "Kids Club" sign really sells it for me.
Was probably a joke picture, as the guy on the right is trying to hold in a laugh.
Went to highschool with most of the people in this photo. Not one of them did it to be ironic
So of these cousins, which ones are dating? I’m trying to understand their “culture” better.