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Dyl-thuzad

Because people will get downvoted into oblivion for questioning it if the Reddit Mob is on the side of not asking questions


Correct-Junket-1346

Reddit is just a mob, conjure magic for them and they’ll be distracted, the real power is not groups of mods but the endless users in the comments, he’ll bring them bullshit and they’ll love him for it!


Rats138

Men lie , women believe them , and that's how girl inches are born.


sissy_toy4_boys

Girl inches happen because when you're facing a dick (literally) they tend to feel huge. I've throated an 8inch before but that doesn't make the 5inch I've tried the first time around feel anything less than overwhelming. Shit my first time I struggled with a dude who was just getting it up


B_Addie

This right here. I am 7.25”x5.75” and a couple girls I’ve been with flat out didn’t believe me when I told them how long it was after seeing it cause their past BF claimed they much bigger than they were.


usctrojan18

Before we had sex, I had a girl try to brag me to that "She's taken" bigger than me. Crazy how during sex she was asking for breaks and asking "what is happening?" because she couldn't understand how I was going so deep. Maybe she had bigger than me, but it was interesting how she couldn't handle "Only about 7.5"


B_Addie

The first time I slept with my wife back when we were dating she said something to the effect of “holy shit that thing must be 10 inches!” I laughed and said no, it’s definitely about 7 inches. She straight up didn’t believe me and kept saying I’m just downplaying it cause she said her boyfriend before me said his was 5 inches and that I was at least double his size. She refused to believe that if I was in fact Double that his dick was about 3.5-4”. She just didn’t wanna accept that he lied to her. And then she told me that I had the biggest one she’s ever had and that she’s been with guys who said they were around 7 inches and it didn’t make sense for them all to lie. It took her measuring me for herself to believe it. I don’t get the whole lying thing. Like I get it to a certain point but if someone was gunna exaggerate a half inch or so but to exaggerate by multiple inches just doesn’t make sense to me.


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And a significant percentage of posts are just plain stupid and shouldn't be allowed to rent space in your brain.


Kirk8829

I don’t think men are lying, I think women apply girl inches by default. So if a guy is 7 inches that’s average for a girl since 5 inches to her seems like 7. Men with BDs usually understand this so they say their length in girl inches, not actual inches.


Rats138

You just said men don't lie , but then said they do lie but it's women's fault that you lie. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦


Kirk8829

It’s not lying, it’s converting to girl inches. Tell your fellow vaginas to get better at gauging measurements.


Rats138

FFS not every female failed primary school math 🤦🤦🤦. It's still lying about your size no matter how your fragile male ego wants to dress it.


EmilyEKOSwimmer

Men wouldn’t have to use girl inches if women didn’t think 7 inches which is the 99 percentile was average. Meaning most men don’t have BDs which means they usually don’t know about girl inches


Kirk8829

My dick too big to have a fragile male ego.


Rats138

But if I apply your theory your dick is only 5.2 X 4.2.


Kirk8829

Do you not know what girl inches are? 5” is the average, girl inches applied it’s 7”, so if you apply girl inches to mine it’s 9” 10” if you use BP, which I don’t, I use NBP. And girl inches usually applies to length not girth


Rats138

You don't get to add girl inches twice.


Kirk8829

Dude doesn’t know what girl inches even is. https://unravelingsize.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/girl_inches_conversion_ruler.jpg Girl inches is (actual size + 2” or 1.5”) not (actual size - 2” or 1.5”)


wdcactor

GIRL INCHES STRIKES AGAIN! A couple months into into my relationship with my wife, she told her friends I was packing 10 inches, so I quickly told her to get a ruler and get to measuring. She was shocked, but she’s been cured.


Wise-Statistician172

This. We lived in Germany for several years, where nude group sauna / steam / swimming is a thing. One of my wife's friends was *literally trying to convince my wife* that my dick is 10 inches. She saw it, she's fkd dudes "with 9 inches..." and that is *absolutely* a 10" monster cock, and how do you deal with it??? Thanks, sweetheart. I'm 7 x 5+ flaccid, 8 x 6 erect. Hung but not a monster. Maybe it looks bigger because I'm average height. But my wife has *actually worked with it*... guessing she might know better than you lol. Also, some dudes in your past have *LIED* to you, sugar lump. EDIT: Also, why does it seem like it's always 10 inches that is the girl inches misread? Grab a ruler. 10" is gargantuan for a dick.


wdcactor

Double digits sounds better. They would have no idea what to do with 10 inches. Porn stars can’t even handle that!


Turbulent_One_3133

>I'm 7 x 5+ flaccid, 8 x 6 erect. Hung but not a monster. I beg your pardon? Did you say 3" above average length and +1" above average girth isn't a monster?


barracuda1968

Exactly. I’ve been asked repeatedly by guys I’ve been with — or told — I’m 9.5 or 10 inches. People are clueless.


wdcactor

Well shit, I’ve never been with a guy, but how the hell did these guys get infiltrated with girl inches? That doesn’t make ANY sense.


barracuda1968

Girl inches = gay inches = human inches.


wdcactor

No!! This is the cycle we’re trying to break goddammit!!


CommunicationLost773

Just see the whole nsfw ama thing as another sluttyconfessions. Probably made up story, possibly by a dude.


thirdtimenow

Girl inches 30% fantasy, take away around 30% you'll get the actual number. Women have fantasy about 11 inches dicks most sold dildos are 6 to 7 inches


MaximussBiggusDickus

They also tend to prefer girth over length. But that again is an average/ estimation. Everyone is different. But I am completely with you in the “girl inches” part. The actually size queens I have talked to, all said the biggest ones they took was about 9 in. I’m not saying a 10 in dick is not impossible but it’s highly improbable.


SeperentOfRa

People can’t estimate measurements! And good luck trying to convince them they were wrong or are wrong.


DMT-Rockets

Solution to this is to let the burds measure your dong! This should eventually address the girl inches issue


Wise-Statistician172

Have her put her forearm to it. Even when she realizes that "ten inches" was bullshit, she'll be astounded that you're the same size as her arm -- especially girthwise.


Chance-Juggernaut225

she'll say it's as thick as my arm! They go crazy about the girth


Wise-Statistician172

Their friends also laugh at your stupid jokes more, and they all shut up and listen when you speak. It's trippy when your wife's / girlfriend's friends know. They don't even realize they're doing it.


Chance-Juggernaut225

they don't realize it yes. My jokes are bad and they laugh touching my shoulder ''you're sooo funny''. You can hear a pindrop they get so silent when I speak. It's something I didn't notice at first.


Interloper633

Dawg I had an ex who thought my hand was a foot long. She wasn't the brightest person, but not bottom of the barrel intelligence either, just average. No concept of measurement for basically anything though because she never really measured stuff. I could have told her my dick was 18" long and she probably would have believed it. Dudes lie about their size all the time and a lot of people just have no reference for the size of anything. For those out there who also don't have that context and may be reading this, a US dollar bill is 6 inches long. The average penis is a little shorter than a dollar bill.


runk1951

By exaggerating their partners the women are validating themselves. Men do it too. I had an online friend who considered himself the best bottom in the world. Literally, in the world. He had a partner on every continent except Antarctica. Some continents more than one. They all had 8-inch dicks. He'd send me unsolicited photos of his partners (never of himself, thank god.) All were easily recognizable from web exposure. He concocted elaborate histories of himself and his partners, most had elements of truth but I never knew what to believe. I have one photo of him. After he died his sister sent me the photo along with his obituary. An ordinary guy with a desperate need for validation.


6XxHornyThrowawayxX9

Most people are either completely ignorant to the stats or just way to horny to care.


CaliforniaNavyDude

Those are some incredibly short men. They're like Cabbage Patch dolls!


Appropriate_Fish_451

More like 1960s GI Joe.


qccg

what


Enough-Feed-3153

she probably did not have a ruler and was just dumb estimating. also, why argue with a rando?


North-Tear-5094

I just hate it when I see people believing such claims, but you're right it doesn't help to argue.


Appropriate_Fish_451

I have had girls argue with me. Saying that I was 10-11", and getting very angry with me when I tell them I am not. For some women it seems like it's an accomplishment thing, and I'm taking something away from them if I correct them.


MachinegirlvsWolfgrl

Never try to educate a fool, you will only bring yourself down to their level.


Wise-Statistician172

Never argue with a pig. You debase yourself and annoy the pig.


Appropriate_Fish_451

What is a bad man, but a good man's teacher? -Tao Te Ching


Hungry_Expression658

Because some men lie, and women believe. Don’t think anything more than 10 is even biologically possible


getting_huger

Oh, don't worry, there's a commenter here who will happily show you his 7 inch penis measured by a shrunken ruler that appears to be 10 inches! Check out his other posts for a beautiful adaptation of exactly the delusion this post is about!


Hungry_Expression658

😂😂^^


No-Rip3705

😂


Letter_Odd

And yet, you’re on a sub literally called big dick problems. And you know the Kinsey measured a 13” penis. Actual measurement. Humans continue to grow larger physically, but you believe there’s some mystical limit? The hugest dicks won’t even show themselves due to this attitude. If I were above 10, I wouldn’t even post. Not worth the crap.


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Letter_Odd

Don’t try to prove Redditors wrong, they don’t like it.


Aatjal

Lol what??? Click on his image and zoom in on the foreskin and compare it to the background! He didn't even TRY to make it look real.


No-Rip3705

I didn't need to "try" to make it real, it was taken with the only source of light being the flash, and artificial sharpening on my old phone was rubbish


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getting_huger

Hahahaha thank you. I glanced at this on my phone, and I thought the guy just made a fake tape measure...now that I see it on my computer and saw your comment, I see the hilariously poor edging on the photoshopped penis. It's so bad. Which, ironically, makes it perfect for this post, because it displays the delusion some users here will accept.


No-Rip3705

No it hasn't been added in, you'll even notice a fleck of the yellow paint has fallen off onto my skin, did I edit that on too?


No-Rip3705

Oh definitely 😂


Chance-Juggernaut225

''my ex said he was 8 inches and you're much bigger'' so she says 11 or 14 inches


futuremandingo

There literally isn't a penis on earth recorded at 10 inches yet. So there's that.


barracuda1968

Exactly. And even if there was and this woman’s boyfriend was the one in a billion, what would be the chances she’s had two boyfriends that size? Zero. She is lying or delusional. Or counting in cm.


Dredgen_Erwin

I don’t think people realize how rare it is to have a dick bigger than 8 1/2 inches. You have to have some crazy good genetics or do it through some experimental drug (which most of these can actually shrink your dick, not make it bigger.) I’ve got 7 1/2 and I’ve heard no complaints so far. I’ve been told before that my dick feels bigger than 7 1/2, so “girl inches” definitely exist, lmao.


No-Debate-3156

They measured from the bottom, might as well do it the wrong way before giving oral lol


CaliforniaNavyDude

They measure from the center of the anus, to be precise.


Decent-Clue-97

If you start surreptitiously checking everyone’s size measurements, you’ll learn that nobody is good at measuring anything. Nobody’s good at estimating time either.


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Even comparing tape measures to other tape measures will show discrepancies


Decent-Clue-97

I used to wonder why they kept the first meter in France. Now I know.


yetanotherdickhere

girl inches. girl inches and poor measurement.


Either-Technician-61

Possible even if improbable. Its rare that people are that big, though it does happen.


ExEvolution

If you measure from below, you're going to get a higher number as well


SnuWhite

I don’t doubt that some women chose to flex by exaggerating their previous partners sizes, but I do think there’s a small sub group of women that bat 1000 and end up with large partners though dumb luck. Personally, I’ve had to have some interesting conversations about size because most of my partners found normal condoms always broke and were really uncomfortable, not realizing they have a large dick and most condoms are meant for average. While I do get a nice feeling from helping out a dude in that department, I really have to wonder how they end up thinking they are average in the first place. I know it skewed my perception of normal at first, but I’m not mad about it.


ir0nuckles

If you sleep around a lot your chances of getting with a huge guy increase.


SnuWhite

Well, I hate to ruin your statistics with my experiences but most of my partners have been on the larger side, only a few have been average or below. I wouldn’t say I have an enormous body count.


ir0nuckles

That doesn't "ruin my statistics". On any normalized distribution, the probability of encountering an outlier increases as the size of the pool increases. That doesn't mean you can't get outliers in a small pool, just that the probability of finding outliers increases as the pool size increases, which is not really so much "my statistics" as it is a mathematical fact.


_Duriel_1000_

Maybe she was lol... who knows? Not every man gets measured by a scientist. There are world record fish swimming in the ocean right now, that haven't been caught yet. Like I always say, there is always someone bigger than you.


charleston_b

Never seen anything larger than 10… Most ducks called 10 are 9-9.5 max


TractatusX

Make fun of ‘girl inches’ all you want, but this problem is caused by men rounding up and lying When every 5.5” guy says he’s ‘just under 7”’ it makes sense to think a 7” is actually 9”


pippisthing

This is as ridiculous, as are the flairs on every comment here. Most of the outrageous ones are from people without a single picture. A lot of people exaggerate and this is the reason all those self reported measurement studies are consistently to high. Now look at your flair and think about it. I know this will get down voted, but there you see the echo chamber at work.


xyferx

My flair is not ridiculous nor are the flairs of most here. Whether it is true or not is nether here or there. Who cares? BDP has to do with being big, not really how big and no one gets street cred here for claiming larger than other guys, so if they are lying no harm no foul. In any case, flairs are not the problem.


pippisthing

Your flair is well in the believable range. Just imagine having a subreddit about sprints. Everyone has his 100m time in the flair and in the comments you see multiple world records from strangers you have never heard of and they have zero proof of their claims. What would this make you think? Here we just accept it.


xyferx

Doesn't matter. If they are larping, so what? You can take their silly flair into account when reading their advice. I also haven't seen any world-record-sized flair on here but why would we be surprised, this forum would attract those kinds of folks. If you don't give them any credence then they will go away. All flair shouldn't be taken seriously, it just eliminates asking for that info. A story I like to relate is that I joined a Hi IQ society once and so did my wife. We have different last names and on the forum we didn't interact but people assumed I was larping as her since we had the same ending @university.edu address. No amount of reason could make them believe that TWO people from the same university could both be smart, and we were only talking top 1%. It shouldn't have been surprising. It shows that what people think is unlikely usually ain't. I would think if you had a world record dick you just very well might come here and, yes, there could be more than one


Grits_and_Honey

But they don't have to show pictures to prove it because they know they are right. And if they show pictures, it's only going to lead to harassment.


pippisthing

Who will harass you and for what reason?


Grits_and_Honey

I was being sarcastic and echoing reasons people give for not sharing their photos.


pippisthing

Why and how do you think dick pictures will get someone (not necessarily you) harassed? Millions of gay guys storming the profile? I have done it for 20 years already and I can tell you, that most likely you just will get not much attention at all, but being harassed is something I never experienced.


Grits_and_Honey

I don't think that at all. I'm not sure how I can make it more clear. I was being sarcastic and apparently it went way over your head.


bTruu

Because its completely possible


UncutCockSucker

I’ve only seen one 11 incher in the flesh but I met him in a gangbang group so the circumstances were a little odd. That size is rare but not impossible.


Letter_Odd

We’re on a sub literally called big dick problems. But, you think monsters don’t exist? Smh.


barracuda1968

Monsters exist but they’re 8-9 inches.


Letter_Odd

There’s literally a guy claiming 9.6 innthis comment section. Sure they don’t get bigger? 😂


barracuda1968

Re people not having a clue about numbers: https://jefftiedrich.substack.com/p/120-of-americans-are-dumbfucks-who


barracuda1968

I mean he’s claiming it so… it must be true. I mean, no one has ever lied online. 🤦🏻‍♂️


US-President

My ex was the one who helped me realise I actually have a BD (she also meassured me the first proper time) she was my first gf so before she came around I thought I had a small dick and I even bought the average sized condoms, turns out that I had to custom order online which she found hilarious


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