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ma whife

Vey nice

High five ✋

Can confirm. This guy's whife

Our* wife

My wife yelled at me last night for looking at her when she took her bra off. Lolol

My wife is the opposite. If I’m looking at her eyes while her top’s off she’ll playfully say “my tits are down here sir.”

Playful/flirty partners are the best. That kind of stuff always makes me laugh and smile. We’re both lucky men lol.

Could've been great if you have ended your comment with "We're both lucky men she does this for us"

Lmao I didn’t even think about that. Genius.

She isn't THAT flirty. I think she sticks to just me.

Yeah, that’s the kind of flirty that’s fun. Though I thought his joke was pretty funny lol

Same - I laughed

Accept my apologies but it's Reddit's obligatory joke.

Please don't apologize. I laughed.

Hahaha that sounds amazing

"Sure honey, but your eyes don't harden."

Mine stands there waiting, with a "come on, get your mandatory grope in".

You found the one sir 👑

She did say she wasn’t feeling well earlier in the day but all I did was look. Lolol

Fuck, your wife is awesome

Can confirm, she is!

Nice!

And then I woke up

Don't listen to her. My friend saw what almost looked like a stretch mark he hadn't seen before on his fiance's breast. Stage two breast Cancer confirmed later that week. Keep an eye on the girls.

Holy crap! That’s a good eye

wtf

My wife gets upset if I DON'T look at her when she's undressing lmao

I can hear it: (Tired sigh) “*Really?*”

Hers was a “stop” lol

Why would you marry someone like that?

Because she most likely wasn't actually upset and was just joking around. My wife will do the same thing. She's like "Really!? Stop being a pervert." But it's not serious at all.

"I can't help it, you're hot"

She probably wasn’t like that before marriage

She told me she wasn’t feeling well way earlier already. But still. Lol

She doesn’t like me acknowledging that her boobs are available for viewing. So long as I say nothing I can ogle

Y doe

The circle of boobs.

Rafiki would be proud

He knows the way

Soooooo accurate. I run up to her with palms ready sometimes I get the look, y’all know the look. most of the time however, I get the look… y’all know that one too.

Ah yes. Love when I get the look. But the look… that one can be disappointing.

Just don't tell OP you do that with his wife.

“y’all” is a bold generalization to make on reddit

There’s always one isn’t there. Go somewhere and enjoy your life dude.

“Can I help you?” Look followed by squishy, squishy then run off

I also choose the OP's wife.

Hehehe

u guys have gurlfriends (-)\_(-)

This is reddit no one does

You guys have friends?

tbh no....not a single friend

Start by using normal emotes or emojis, that might help.

Yes (.)(.)

Assuming she removes her bra four times a day, just for a conservative measure. That means she is somewhere between 600 and 700 years old. What is your secret on keeping your marriage fresh that long?

Four times is conservative‽ Aren't bras more or less like underwear - put on a fresh pair in the morning and otherwise only change out if especially soiled? How's that add up to four, even on a busy day?

I think the conservative measure is conservative in that it gives as much plausibility to the claim as possible. 4 is almost certainly too high an average, but the math works out to be over double the expected lifespan for my species, also earth human.

I'm more interested in the scale of the two pictured, cause it looks like snu snu. Is OP's wife 6'0" and OP is 5'11"?

[удалено]

I can relate... with you

>all these comments Man... I'm so lonely

At least you have seven asses to keep you company.

the cycle never ends

While I understand that million number here is sarcasm, someone who does not might want to know that if their wife is 50 and started wearing a bra at 12 then she would need to take her bra off a little bit over 72 times a day to reach one million. Lucky for me I understand sarcasm and don’t have to waste my time thinking about such nonsense.

I am so glad you did the math. The real math is closer to 200,000 (yes... 30 years together, twice a day minus times we were not together)

u already did though

Oh shit

Can't relate

Can't relate

This is the way.

It's a little weird if you know the original context of the picture.

LOL... true. I promise my wife is not my mom.

Yeah…sure

I also have a full set of teeth and no Confederate battle flags... so not from Alabama.

Tennessee it is !

this post and the comments are fake none of y’all are married

Shhhh....

Lol my husband 😩😩 it’s cute

Boba?

Boba Fett or Fat Booba

Nah. Boba tea

You know it’s funny that I got the exact same picture above this post.

My wife gets up earlier than me for work and she's continuously surprised that I always wake up before she puts her bra on...I wake up, say boobies, and put my head back down to sleep.

We are simple creatures. With simple needs.

Assuming you've been married for 50 years, your wife has been removing her bra an average of just under 55 times a day during your marriage. That's a lot

I wish!

Me too ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

Your wife is your mum?

STEP mom. So that makes it ok.

Are you sure, Redditor?

Yeah.......sboobs... <3

What's wife?

Man, I really need the template for this meme.

Our wife

Comrade!

PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS

There needs to be a sigh of relief with that as well.

It’s a relief for both of us.

Me when I also see your wife with no bra on

Was that you in my closet the other day?

Why is this so wholesome?

Stop the cap you don’t have a wife this is Reddit

I don’t have a wife, so can’t relate….😢

Accurate

I don’t have a wife yet

The most erotic part of the woman is the boobies

There is another.

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Whopper whopper whopper whopper

I'm just a little meow meow kitten who wants to see some milky wilkies!! Oops heehee I made a cummy cum accident uwu oopsies :)

I hope you find a god. I don’t care which one, just find a god.

How to ensure no woman ever takes her bra off in front of you Step one: Post this comment Step two: Success!

Get out. Just go.