I cannot sleep without my blahaj

i still dont have one :( soon though

Same but I have a body pillow and an emotional support demon

My little squishmello will have to do as there's no Ikeas near where I live.

Closest one is over 200 miles away from me

You could order one online.

Hmm. You do have a point.

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DEMON! I ordered one but it didn’t arrive yet. I’m assuming either it’s taking long because it’s from Sweden, or I just didn’t end up confirming the order! Fellow Cliccy Wicky fan?

Yes

He’s the best

So wholesome

i got a froggo :3

where did you get an emotional support demon? I want one :(

It was a preorder on makeship

The Click on youtube.

I have an emotional support Squid Weemo

Mines on the way

“Blahaj noises”

hi blahaj real you a real one

Same, at some point I noticed I just like bunched up my bed covers to like hug that, which was rough in the summer. Thankfully my blahaj helped with that. Now I can't sleep without it.

Blåhaj ans programmer socks is the only way I sleep nowadays, it's true

I do not have blåhaj I have never slept a second in my life

Who else will fight the transphobes while I sleep?

Why can't I be that cute when I sleep :(((

Same here

mood :(

I do sleep with my dumpy out in case the monsters get hungry

modified version of a post on r/programmerhumor

By any chance are you aware of the full image?

Its porn

Yes, it's porn

My squishmellow is praying that i never get a Blåhaj. It knows it could never compete with such a perfect being

Blåhaj is canonically friends with every other plush.

They can be friends while still competing for my affection (a competition Blåhaj will win)

My nonbinary blue lizard plush named Datherid is doing the same thing

Mom said it's my time to repost that

no smol text? fr tho, go for it :3

I don't do small text every single comment, if you expect me to you'll be very disappointed It's just something i happen to do a lot but that i only do when I want to Also it was supposed to mean that this thing is reposted to hell already, not that i also wanna post it

i didnt mean it in a bad way, sorry! as for repost, if i may have missed it recently thats mb

No worries lol I don't think it's recent tbh, but i saw it like 100 times by now My personal philosophy is to just only post stuff i made myself But ofc noone else is gonna follow that, its still nice to people who haven't seen the post before at least

yeah thats fair, and something ill keep in mind for future posts :3

Eh, you don't have to It does feel nicer without reposts but not everyone here is a no-lifer who remembers each single top of all time / hot post LMAO

Sadly, this is a fundamental limitation of Reddit as a content platform

R E A L

I wish

I don't like being called out like this lol

It’s uncanny because I slept just like this for a week straight-

Same

That looks cold

lol literally this tho, where are the 3 blankets and 7 pillows??

Came here to say the same as a lot of other girls...wish my hips/thighs were that big 😕

yeah, same :3

I love that people just draw pictures like this for free

correct me if im wrong but i remember this image being cropped porn

Nope, you're right

Uh, source???

The original image is porn, so make sure you're over 18. [Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/zftj44/same/izdz53n)[.](https://imgur.io/45qOrzA?r)

So you know how to avoid it, right? Right?

Oh.. 🙃

I slept in that position so many times in the past, omg .,. Not looking that cute tho…and I don’t have the blahaj either :(

I finally got a blahaj recently THEY ARE SO SQUISHY

I need blåhaj for sleeping

whomst has being spying on me 🤨🤨🤨

This is literally how i sleep tho Blåhaj is lucky he doesn’t have any bones

truly this is a sweeping generality, yet this is also how I sleep

This is literally how i sleep tho

this is literally me 💙💕🤍💕💙

You are getting it wrong, im naked in bed

so is the person in the pic, that’s cropped porn your looking at. i will never un-sear the full image out of my mind

Oh i know its porn, tho its still too much clothing for my taste heh

HOLD ON I KNOW WHERE THAT'S FROM I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

I was waiting for someone else to recognize it, lol

Curse you! I’m in thigh highs, a shirt that is far too big for me, cuddling my Blahaj as we speak. I was drifting off and then boom, called out. You’ve read me like a book.

I do not have a blahaj though. 🥲 I do sleep with a cute little anxiety bunny plush though, and she's so cute. 💙

how tho, I'm still cis right?

very much still cis right? right?? :3

Are they watching me

I wish I was that cute☹️

I wish my thighs were that big :(

im gonna get a blahaj for my birthday :D

I wish I looked that cute

Thighs🥺

Don’t sleep with your mouth open, it won’t be pleasant when you wake up!

Thank you for making my hips so big; you’re very generous.

☝️”blahaj noises”

Yeah :( I just want another person to appreciate Jen the trans-jen-der blåhaj :(((

I still don't know how you pronounce blahaj

I think it's like "blow-high"

I still say it as "blah-hadge" in my head tho

Thanks, you saved my life

Why is this giving me gender envy

I can confirm this statement

*mild envy from drawing

Blahaj is great

I wish :(

Actual pic of me

...hey! That's my meme lol

how do you know?

Wow thats relatable

weird blanket

I wish it would rain blåhaj

I wish my thighs were as white as this drawing. Also, no blahaj no wonder why I only got 4 hours of sleep today.

I can truly confirm this. Can't live without my blahaj.

I literally cannot sleep without mine T.T

I slept like this when I visited a friend and now I‘m questioning my gender identy :c

I need one!🥺👉👈 How do you know my sleeping position?

LITERALLY ME THO. I have been sleeping with 1 pillow between my legs and another in front for so long, it's like the only way I can fall asleep.

I usually sleep like that, except instead of the blahaj I have a stuffed lamb😍

Why is this accurate 🥺

Do not gender the Blåhaj, Blåhaj is perfect for all genders

it is! :3

unironically true

My blahaj is will me in bed

Yeah basically

Soon, my blahaj will have a friend.

I wish, but I don't have a Blahaj T\_T and can't afford one right now.

I mean I would but damn those socks be itchy when worn for a long time

i am in that position right now. you caught me.

Not wrong. I actually don't have a blahaj, so I sleep with the plushies I got from my sisters (cuz they don't care anymore for them) My favorite is a pink bear with a bow, she's using shorts cuz my sister put it and never took off, but my pet rat ate some of the short, RIP Lana.

I slept like that with pillow

This is me

Stop calling me out like this!!!!!!(though to be fair I don’t have blahaj but a bulbasaur which is arguably better

Why you gotta call me out like this? Cause I posted my bed ealier? Look the thigh highs are cause, well, the legs are really sensitive now ok? I need the hoodie too cause it's cold n that's all sensitive too. I don't judge you >-<

Sleep 💚💛🤎🤎💛🖤❣️❤️💜🖤❤️❤️‍🔥💗❣️❤️‍🔥💓💘❣️💖💞🤍💘🤎🤍❣️💔💛🤎💔🧡❤️‍🩹🤍💜💖🤍🖤💖

Me but I’m FTM 😅

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Why so thicc?

God I need me one of those

Very true if I lived alone

I use a squishmallow as a pillow and haj as a hug buddy

TAKE WHATEVER CAMERA YOU HAVE OUT OF MY ROOM

Yes, but using a second pillow instead of a blåhaj since I don't have one

Same but with a stuffed Boo enemy instead. I don't have blahaj.

I mean, I’ll go for a nightgown, but I draw the line at “some kind of pants or skirt covering”

no no noooo, how did you know?!?

While I don't have the cute socks, this, but naked

Fr I can't sleep with out my femboy clothes

If only I had that much ass 😔

that's about right...

Nearly. But I have full leggings not knee highs.

I literally just shifted into that position less than a second before the post loaded 😭

I'm new, so what's that mean?

Can confirm

Yeah...

Well, I’m not THAT thicc

Yes, until you turn and droo youre blphaj

We were this close

Yes this is literally me but with different hair color

I AM LITERALLY LAYING LIKE THIS RN YOU CAN’T CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS

I do this every night, but in addition to blahaj, I also have a plush trilobite I hug.

sleeping in my underwear and a baggy band tee while hugging the Mew build a bear that my gf bought me >>>>>>>>>>>>>

I slept like this yesterday, so accurate

Fucking god dammit I’m literally wearing pink striped socks rn

TIL

I don't have a shark 😓 and how am I getting called out like this damn

Transmascs too! Change the blahaj with a hammerhead shark I got at the Genova's Aquarium and that's literally me! Why are sharks so trans, I don't know, but they are

yeah, completely valid too of course! :3

Sharks are amazing

Me but with my bunny

Wow… called me out all the way down to the drool.

This person from what I’ve seen is not a woman or a transgender. That is in fact a femboy who doesn’t have any shorts or underwear on. The uncropped version of this shows his gentleman’s sausage. This is the first time this sub has posted cropped porn

I'm In This Photo and I *Do* Like It

I am so close to making the 55 minute drive to ikea for this bad boy 😤🥵

I sleep with the crushing fact that my mom doesn't accept me

DAMN BOY SHE THICC

I fucking wish

Sometimes its too warm tho so my blahaj sleeps next to me respectfully

Dont have a blahaj, but i got plush tyrannosaurus of that size so i got that going.

Yes, increasingly I need to hold something to get to sleep and am starting to sleep on my side more.