You have to catch them speeding to give them the ticket, and then pull them over. I’m sorry no one told you. In regards to the emails… those are influenced by your search history.
The Hellpline only actually responds to messages codified in pure hatred. All other attempts to contact them go straight into their Vortex of Mockery. They seem to just get off on annoying people.
So they put little to *no* effort into their customer service, but spent God-knows-what on a marketing team to come up with 'Hellpline?'
Consider me angry
If you click one of the links in the spam emails you'll get sent to an internet safety training session, and iirc those are all held on the 5th circle of hell
Ah you must be getting different spam, my friend: I keep falling for them (I know, I know) and each time I get connected with a different MLM rep asking if I'd like to 'make some quick cash as a self-employed entrepreneur.'
So far I've taken out $30,000 in loans and my garage contains no fewer than 3 metric tons of leggings
I can tell from your attitude your message was probably rude, you can expect to wait several eons
indeed it shall be much later, the day you are thanked
You have to catch them speeding to give them the ticket, and then pull them over. I’m sorry no one told you. In regards to the emails… those are influenced by your search history.
Catch them speeding? Lol those guys move at like negative speed, guess I will be waiting for an eternity Also how dare you
Speed is relative just tell them they’re speeding
so is my search history so what gives
You were the one who told everybody
smh, if that's how it is going to the ice-lake to cry I guess
Well luckily you’re already there
If their speed is far enough negative it can cause an integer underflow that wraps back around to high positive numbers. The slap them with a ticket.
The Hellpline only actually responds to messages codified in pure hatred. All other attempts to contact them go straight into their Vortex of Mockery. They seem to just get off on annoying people.
So they put little to *no* effort into their customer service, but spent God-knows-what on a marketing team to come up with 'Hellpline?' Consider me angry
If you click one of the links in the spam emails you'll get sent to an internet safety training session, and iirc those are all held on the 5th circle of hell
Ah you must be getting different spam, my friend: I keep falling for them (I know, I know) and each time I get connected with a different MLM rep asking if I'd like to 'make some quick cash as a self-employed entrepreneur.' So far I've taken out $30,000 in loans and my garage contains no fewer than 3 metric tons of leggings
Tell the CEO‘s dad, thats what worked for me
I can tell from your attitude your message was probably rude, you can expect to wait several eons indeed it shall be much later, the day you are thanked