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Crazy lol what a profound thought. :)) I hope you have a great day for yourself.

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Who said I had one left. It was damned and collected a long time ago.

Burgundy hairs aren't soul eaters. They just buy $14 coffees.

Never seen a more accurate statement

Face first but with a glass of red wine on the side.

With a spork

Yayyyy. 🥰

Like Lind Blaire.

Dunno who that is 🤷‍♀️

Old actress. 70's

I wish!

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Pan fried in butter, with onions, peppers, and garlic. Over some pasta, or maybe quinoa.

Oh yummy 🤤

Enjoy 😏😋. Let me know if you need any dessert

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Grim reaper

Awh. To bad I want you to live your best life

Raw and with excessive violence. It'll be beautiful.

You seem like a genuine person, someone who faces hardship head on and doesn’t let negativity get the best of you. ✌🏻

I try to be ! Thanks for this. 🥰♥️

Uh, eat my soul? First Impression of you: A little awkward but a decent person. Self conscious but learning to move on from the self doubt that’s plagued you. Fairly quiet and private and wants desperately to get out of shell - but worries about being judged negatively. Sexual mind…craves opportunity to put thoughts into action. Doesn’t drink much. Online a lot - where you can “be yourself.” Not into bar scene - prefers smaller get togethers. Would have been good at sports but never really got involved with them in youth. Hard worker and intrinsically motivated to perform at a high level. Like music but not the music anyone would expect (pop). Would hold a Guinea pig but has no interest in owning one.

I was super into sports in my youth however this is top notch 👌🤣

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Fast, I guess? Please 😬

On a bagel

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over easy w/ a side of hash browns

Ah...so your a demon that St Michael should intervene on behalf of...to defend us in battle..so disappointed...you look pretty.I didn't take you for a succubus... I bet you have beauty on the inside too.

I've noticed every time women post here they get that comment. You'll suck my soul So I figured I'd beat um to their comment 🤷‍♀️

Okay I guess... I'm not a gal... I haven't posted here so I'll take you as a resident expert. Use what God gave you and don't worry about being self-conscious of our imperfections. I'm certain you will delight someone along the way he's out there wondering where you are!!! Someone who's deserving of your companionship character and partnership with your soul!!

I agree thanks. Just took a run while listening to scripture. :)) It'll happen when I'm ready to give the love someone deserves. It's not about what I received but what I can give

Uhm, through your blue eyes, miss.

With fava beans and a nice Chianti!

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That's what I stated yeah.

You’re a wild imp, rocking someone’s world. There’s no stopping you, you get what you want by any means. You don’t take shit from anyone.

Buying you Starbucks everyday 😜

Could I come out there and you show me around up in the mountains?

Why sure ! Lots of stuff I'd love to show you. Proud of my state.

Why sure ! Lots of stuff I'd love to show you. Proud of my state.

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I'd try to talk to you. Very beautiful

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You cannot eat what is not there woman!! 💀

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HA! One would have to have a soul for it to be eaten!

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I've been staring at your eyes thinking about a response for far too long. I just realized you must've already eaten my soul with those eyes

Gotcha 🤓

I absolutely love it though

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Mmm maybe with a little honey 🤣🤣

Via the Necronomicon, as is traditional.

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Most likely with Fava beans 🫘 and a nice Chianti.

By both directly and indirectly enabling and fueling my already out of control opioid addiction ……… oh … wait …

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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My guess is with a side of homemade pho

Pho? Hmmmm

Last 4 words of the title sums it up

You gotta pay the troll toll

Ohhh. That conversation is down a dark road

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Hopefully rare...... and slowly

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Fun to talk to, interesting, opinionated, hard-working, sensual

Why thank you 🥰

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Slowly and with ketchup.

Probably snort it.

No thanks don't do drugs

Through witty conversation...and I won't notice till you finish your last cup of coffee/tea....

i mean... not sure if you could eat my soul. But you can try though !! awesome eyes btw

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I'll say "hey". You'll say "what's up" I'll say "saw you naked on reddit". You'll ask "what do you think". I'll say nothing bc, obviously, you'll devour my soul. For nomnoms, I assume.

With a side of French fries and a coke?

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I'm thinking... pesto.

I love pesto !!!

With some Favre beans and a nice chianti

With a side of forehead?

Wait a dam second.............I have a forehead 😮

 Something like this.

From a distance

I envision a old 1985 movie, Lifeforce

Feet 1st

With 18 yrs of child support payments

Weird. I have kids and no child support. I must've been bamboozled.

##JustSuccubusThings Edit: I didn't mean to enlarge this text..I just wanted a hashtag before my comment...

With fries?

Gobble it down

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Not sure you'll "eat" it but like most women you'll probably crush it with your heel and then stomp on it once or twice for good measure.

Honestly, you look like you would devour it with a wicked grin on your face. I'm there for that!

You may already have!

You already did with those eyes

By sucking it through my skin flute!

Jay lenos daughter

Fuck I wish. I could be rich rn 😎👌

You won't eat mine.

You won't, sorry 😔😔😔

Im down.

With capers

With Ketchup.

With your eyes

Moira chill.

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With my complete permission, but hopefully with a nice Beaujolais...

You look like you’d try and act tough but would cry if I raised my voice

Any way you want too....

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