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EuphoricCareer4581

Now that's a damn good ice-breaker


DaddyFigured

*brandishes ice pick at screaming women*


M_Not_Shyamalan

The Iceman Cometh


LightsOnNobodyHome91

That motherfucker was crazy too


Post_BIG-NUT_Clarity

I own that movie, one of my favorites


pickinganameisnteasy

Read the book. Fucking crazy.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

That's it, I'm getting me mallet


tabooblue32

The kind of women that works on...you do not want it to work on.


BuffalosNBanjos

Speak for yourself. I will fight, and I will win, just as great grandfather caveman did.


TakeThatCheap

Ah yes, the Trotsky greeting.


mahmud_

"From Russia with love"


rsicher1

Are these women in danger?


thickboyvibes

Try doing it not being sculpted like a Greek god


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Same thought


ImportanceCertain414

It all depends on who is doing it. This guy, sure. Carrot Top, no.


sherrifmayo

Pulls out ammo generating sniper


BooRadleysFriend

This is actually not a bad opener


pursuitofleisure

Super funny and original, but just a tad impractical lol


bot-asdf

you show that you are witty,ripped and funny in one move


Coloneljesus

...and you have to carry around one night stand


Left_Hornet_3340

This is why you should do it with a screw instead. Makes it a lot easier.


[deleted]

Fancy a screw?


ReadySteady_GO

Hold my nuts.


Thetreemeister37

Drive hammered get nailed or drive twisted and get fisted


[deleted]

Not if she accepts! Then she can carry it.


JJbullfrog1

I think whipping out your caulk wouldn't be so impractical


This_User_Said

>This is actually not a bad opener *Pulls out a can opener*


plaguedbullets

Can open so many cans with this bad boy!.... And by cans...


oh_hai_dan

Can it cut cans?


Wabbit6677

Now every mother fucker is going to rock up with a one night stand in the clubs


TheDesk918

*Pulls out a bottle and a bottle opener*


PxyFreakingStx

idk, I'd think the joke was funny, but if someone did that and then sincerely went after me, it'd be pretty weird.


Educational-Seaweed5

The issue is that people think interest is weird now. We’re so hyper-dysfunctional as a society anymore that normal human behavior is seen as some “weird/creepy/awkward” thing. People are interested in other people. It’s a thing. It’s sad the state we’re in now where we treat that like this big negative thing.


johnliberman41

Good opener with the one night stand, but too far with the caulk and cream pie


Unlikely_Nothing6132

That’s it, I’m carrying a night stand all the time


JarlaxleForPresident

Let that sink in


FulingAround

Is there a guy carrying a sink, now?


JarlaxleForPresident

Always was


FulingAround

Is that so his wife can always come with him? ^^(Please don't kill me)


Cripplechip

Okay, Elon


Rubberbabybuggybum

To me that confirmed the fact that he doesn’t have one single friend to tell him the truth like “this is fucking stupid, you apartheid incel ass.”


FoxtrotSierraTango

Nah, Musk tried that a couple months back. Things got pretty terrible after that.


Miserable_Unusual_98

He sunk pretty deep


VaelHeals

Terrible for who?


fork_yuu

Users of Twitter I guess, everybody else just laughing at the spectacle


VaelHeals

I'd bet he bought it just because he hates twitter, either he makes money or twitter goes out of business, either way he wins.


CatLineMeow

Would make a great Halloween costume, anyway


rubot78

It would probably be easier to offer the cream pie.


saraMP123

Nice 👍 dm me a pic for research jk don’t


Embarrassed_Ebb_9732

Don’t forget the cream pie


alpakapakaal

That will drawer attention


IIRizzII

Don’t forget to fill it with a cream pie.


autopsis

Rule 1. Be attractive Rule 2. Don’t be unattractive


AleksasKoval

Rule 3. If you're uncertain about your actions giving you a negative image, look back to Rules 1 and 2.


tread52

This is something Barney would pull off in HIMYM


AleksasKoval

That sounds legen-


MaverickGoat345

...wait for it...


RealNiceKnife

C-c-combo breaker!


MaverickGoat345

Not even mad. Take my upvote.


superkickstart

Underrated comment. Came here to say this.


Is-This-Edible

This


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LordKai121

.......DARY! LEGENDARY! Barney five!


Secure-Imagination11

3. Have basic Charisma


Shaushage_Shandwich

(be neuro typical)


searching-4-peace

I don't know man, Pete Davidson is ugly af and he pulls


curt_schilli

It’s all about being funny. If Eric Andre can bang Emily Ratajkowski that says something


Insideadome

More bc hes comnected and got bank


Gangreless

Nah, celebs he hooks up with have their own connections and money. Being able to make someone laugh is really priceless


GravySquad

Then why doesnt a single celebrity in the entire world date a poor nobody with good humor?


Gangreless

Same reason most people date people at the same level and/or industry of their profession and income level - to be with like minded people that generally experience the same things. Celebrities in particular have to deal with stuff like paparazzi. Other celebrities know that, also have to deal with it and know how to. A normal person isn't used to that kind of privacy invasion and would cause a lot of stress and resentment.


Insideadome

Ok summer child


Icy-Ad-5495

It's only creepy if they don't find you attractive lol 🤷


dylan15766

Hello human resources.


Gangreless

True, though. The problem is creepy guys have no social awareness.


mtaw

Ah yes, the old mantra of every guy who's oblivious to mood, context and can't read social cues. "It's not my social ineptness that's the problem. No, it's the women who are shallow and mean, because they didn't think it was creepy when _that guy_ said it."


DirkDiggyBong

Fun sponge


infShaner

Comedy and tragedy are cousins. When a joke is repeated enough it slowly stops becoming a joke.


BenjaminGunn

I always took it as a wake up call to work on oneself


Educational-Seaweed5

No, it’s 100% about looks and social status. It takes one or the other. If both, the next galaxy is the limit.


kanst

> No, it’s 100% about looks and social status. This is a simplistic reading. In the moment when those women are deciding how to react, I think confidence is probably the biggest thing. If he walked up there stammering, stumbling over his lines, looking at his feet. He probably gets a less positive response. Now that confidence was probably earned by being a hot beef cake. But go look up comedian Stavros Halkias, he's ugly as fuck, but he could get away with a gag like this because he's lovable and confident.


D1O7

If he walked up there ugly as your typical neckbeard and demonstrated all the same charisma, they would be laughing at him not the joke.


enolja

Having a neckbeard and being a 'typical neckbeaed' means he wouldn't be demonstrating the same level of charisma. So yeah, shave, workout a bit, brush your teeth, take a shower, then keep doing that same fucking thing every morning for 3 months and try again while actually demonstrating the same level of charisma and see what happens.


Spearmint7373

I honestly agree with you, but this also reads like you're just saying "don't be unattractive" with more words.


wir_suchen_dich

Just the fact that you’re saying it’s 100% about anything proves you’ll never figure it out. Edit: who boy the incels are out in this thread.


Borgh

Ah the old idea that attractive people don't get *way* more leeway in their social interactions. Life isn't fair and accepting that helps.


Ergheis

Life's fairness has nothing to do with being attractive or not. There's alot of body dysmorphia in the incel community and it shows.


SomethingPersonnel

If you’re able to carry around that nightstand like it’s nbd for a prolonged tine actually trying to pick people up, chances are good you’re attractive to a decent number of people already.


--n-

Pro tip. Being funny and not being insecure are both attractive things.


dewafelbakkers

It also helps to only upload the videos the got positive reactions


pingIin

Now I wanna see a conventionally unattractive guy do this (without paid actors) if they could hold a night stand like this, that is.. not like it's an achivement tho since these ladies seem like they'd screech at any other dad joke


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Imagine a creepy looking dude trying this..


I_aim_to_sneeze

You don’t have to be super attractive if the joke is funny enough. I feel like there are quite a few guys thinking they couldn’t pull this off, but could with a little confidence


BusGlad8656

Yes, you just have to be 1. be attractive and 2. dont be unattractive


Industrialpainter89

Lady here, this is the hack. Our impression of people and attraction to them can change a lot based on actions and how they make us feel. This extends to attractiveness too!


I_aim_to_sneeze

Exactly. I’ve told my friends this for years, both men and women. You can be literally Quasimodo, but with enough confidence you can be the most attractive person in the room. There have been plenty of my guy friends who weighed over 250 that were my “competition” when we went out to bars, and there were plenty of girls that it seemed everyone just had this collective illusion that they were the hottest girl in the room, just because of the confidence factor. The problem is that it’s hard to explain to people. When you’re unattractive, you either decide early on to be super confident, or you let rejection after rejection build your personality for you. You stop taking chances, you get out of practice with just regular conversation…and you end up failing because you doomed yourself from the start. I wish there was some sort of class to help people just be more confident that other people at least wouldn’t mind having a conversation with them. The choices right now either seem to be toastmasters, or some dumb pick up artist that makes YouTube vids


Asisreo1

I mean, being attractive includes your personality.


GrumpOnTheHill

What’s your point?


autopsis

That offering a stranger to give them a cream pie might not come across as funny if you’re unattractive.


mrtomjones

There are plenty of people who are very funny and not good looking and any of them could easily do this same thing and have the girls laughing.


Educational-Seaweed5

You forgot Rule 0. Be tall.


Evinrude70

Incorrect. I am a female almost 6ft tall , and married a man who was 5'6. Back in the late 80s early 90s. 100% was his ability to be a goofball, be hilarious, and of course, could keep up with me fishing with 6 rods off the pier at the beach. Gotta be able to bring home the dinner with a joke that's a winner, everything else is just fluff !


[deleted]

Confidence is attractive my dude


autopsis

Harvey Weinstein was confident yet unattractive.


colombo1326

You have to be good looking to pull off this prank


Mr__Citizen

And find the right crowd. Otherwise, they might not get mad, but they also won't give you any great reactions like this


ijustlikeelectronics

Went to dick's sporting goods looking for a pair of shoes as a tall male, and saw a chidren's pink flip flop on display. Took the flip flop to the assistant and asked if they had it in men's size 12 and they scanned it and said no. There was no reaction. Dead silence. I said thank you and walked away.


devilpants

that's the joke. -Rainier Wolfcastle


Queen__Antifa

Was it supposed to be funny? What reaction were you expecting?


Stergeary

I can totally imagine a group of women who don't know what a nightstand is, thinking he's just being weird as well as asking creepy questions.


guywhomightbewrong

While holding a table


MundanePerformance57

Thanks Captain Obvious lol


MSK84

I dunno about this. The effort to carry around a damn nightstand would be seen as pretty legit from the average woman, regardless of the guy.


Kokibuchek

Don't tell reddit that it takes actual effort to get with someone, they'll go rabid.


frankstuckinapark

I thought you just have to be a gentleman and say M’lady


snack-dad

"Wow this guy's prop really tells me he's serious about dating me."


MSK84

Nobody said dating, the guy above said "to pull off this prank" and I replied I disagree. I think women would respond with appreciation of the effort regardless of looks. It's a funny prank that isn't disrespectful.


Professional-Menu-95

Most women find this shit hilarious, you dont have to be fuckable to make someone laugh.


ShitTalkingAlt980

It's a joke. Are you so unsocialized that you don't understand that a joke isn't serious or can't have benign intentions behind it?


CaspianOnyx

Protip: if you do this, get the Ikea Brimness nightstand. It's a lot lighter than it looks and you can put led bulbs inside so you can keep flirting at night!


CatLineMeow

I disagree completely. The goal here is to make people laugh, not to actually get laid. Find the right crowd, deliver it with the right timing and intonation (as is necessary for the successful delivery of any joke), keep it light and not disrespectful, and you’re golden. Being able to make someone laugh is a very attractive quality, and a great way to make an introduction. A thousand years ago when I was in high school I was a very confident, forward, and horny teenager. Invited a cute classmate to my house to hang out, and at some point he noticed I had a glass mannequin head so I handed it to him and told him he could now truthfully tell his friends I’d given him head. We dated for years after that.


SylveonGold

I mean if an attractive guy came up to me and pulled this, I’d hop in his car lmao.


homesnatch

Sorry, he only has the nightstand, no car.


Jaded-Environment-95

He’s rather naughty isn’t he?


Apocalyptic_Inferno

*pulls out a rope*


DearHRS

*stretches that rope and for whatever reason it makes whip cracking sound*


Miserable_Unusual_98

The reason i think is called editing.


IIRizzII

Was going to like your comment but I don’t want to break the 69.


Jaded-Environment-95

Once had a gf tell me to act my age. Told her I would when I turn 69!


2b-Kindly_

That takes balls, I would definitely Take them


PsychologicalEgg9285

The.. balls?


Vibe_with_Kira

Yes. Give them to me.


Aisianfaailure3908

I will suck on those balls


MaxMorgan48

This dude look like every bald guy with a beard but the reddit is praising him like he super attractive to do this lmao.


Its_priced_in

I kind of agree but hes probably physically fitter than 95% of males in America


NotARealTiger

Based on what? The fact he can carry a nightstand?


Its_priced_in

Yea that’s a big part of it. Another is the fact that 50% are obese


BurntRussianBBQ

Nightstand is big too. Don't forget the weight of bud massive caulk and cream pie in there


Stratford8

Based on his build which you can see in the video.


ConspiracyToRiot

Must be nice to have eyes


SpeedyGoldenberg

That fact that his tires are on his car and not his waist


JokerSmilez

If anything he demonstrates how achievable it is to be “attractive”. 1. Confident 2. Funny 3. Fit 4. Well groomed 5. Basic style that fits well That’s all things that almost anyone can achieve with some effort/practice.


LAX_to_MDW

The funny thing about the “1. Be attractive 2. Don’t be unattractive” meme is that people say it as if it’s this impossible thing, but it’s actually good advice. Being attractive is more than just physical. It’s charisma, it’s being interesting, it’s being a good person, etc. And not being unattractive is also more than physical - it’s not being creepy, not being an asshole, not being insecure. So yes, by cultivating attractive qualities and eschewing unattractive qualities, people will be attracted to you.


Skylance420

Certainly think a lot of guys could benefit from the realization that it takes more than looks to not only be seen as attractive but also just be a better person. Nobody likes a cocky dickhead just cause he looks nice, or a very small minority would at the most. But still, for the average dude, who lacks in the looks/physicality department, just being more charismatic won't be the answer to all of their problems. There's certainly a societal bias towards people who are fit and top that with solid personality characteristics and you're definitely up at the top to pull off stunts like this and be received nicely lmao.


Meowzzahh

Yeah lol. It was all about the delivery of the joke and gauzing their reaction.


LightsOnNobodyHome91

Gauzing their reaction? Oh damn, they bled tears? Where? 🤪


Bellinghamster

*gauging


decidedlysticky23

He’s not fat and he works out which is a very foreign concept to the average Redditor.


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Richard_Tucker_08

I saw a girl dressed as a night stand for Halloween like 20 years ago and I heard somebody ask her what she was supposed to be and she said *one night stand.* One of the best costumes I’ve ever seen.


frankstuckinapark

Then someone poops in the drawer later on that night


homesnatch

That's my kink...


HooterEnthusiast

Me trying to do this: *Carrying the nightstand* Would you ladies be interested in my caulk? Fuck! "What" Would you like a pie stand? "What" Nothing, sorry.


notbythebook101

Then a barefoot camel walks up behind them, right?


FofoPofo01

#### [HR meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/663/485/1f8.jpg) fits well here. Be attractive and these lines are funny and charming. Look like me and the same lines are creepy and threatening.


xREDxMERCx

Now you can have my caulk.


Pitiful-Angle-4839

Anyone have the full video, or is it just a clip? Hilariously either way


RobotMakr

[Full video](https://youtu.be/C1RPyyGCOK4)


Pitiful-Angle-4839

Haha it was greats, deserves way more views


buttchesse89

Then he proceeded to take all three of them home that day


idk7434

This man's pickup lines are smoother then his bald ass head


Mur-_-Dah

You'd have to have a night stand for this prank..


auntiepink

Guys that look like that don't need pick up lines.


Hardarnar

I’m taking these next time I’m out at da club


Low_Desk_6109

r/pickuplines


UrinalSharts

I can guarantee if this guy wasn't as attractive looking, this would end very differently.


666ahldz666

How embarrassing


gzoztra

Man, that’s lame


Recent_Box_2890

Bet he gets all the bitches


JainSahab15

Yes


chuckiebanned31

Who is this guy? because I really thought this was Andrew Tate for a second, but he's sounds and acts too kind to be that asshole


TheRealSwaa

W rizz


libra_smoke_cameltoe

Genius!


ExploderPodcast

I remember being 13


Jeo1754

Yo is that Leah Thomas ?


ElijahForever

He took all 3 of them home


TheCastusDildo

This is cool and all but I am so out of shape I would be two out of breath from holding the nightstand to say anything..plus I'm so ugly they would consider it assault that I said anything.


FlamingoClassic7076

How about a back door?


ItsMEyall57

They look interested lol


Into_The_Horizon

Them ladies got excited and curious quick 😂


superxcollector

It was the caulk for me.


jimmythejammygit

Normal people don't react like this do they? Gotta be staged?


k-mera

people doing a bachelorette party might react like this tbh


WichyWandandU2

BWAHAHA❗🤣


_James_22

Why did they go touch the nightstand like they didn't think it was real or something


NewtNo6690

Mās Aquì @Espiadas_bot


yeusus

If he was ugly there would be an oppisite reaction


RussianBluIsBACK

I want daddy's cream pie


goingmerry604

Their reaction was super funny and cute. Dam, quite like the vid


MatBoi7

Sauce? I wanna sub to this dude


spaz_chicken

I give my handyman friend a hard time about rubbing his caulk on everything.


iamregularguy

Who's thus guy?


SignificantTrifle457

That belongs in r/MadeMeSmile funny is pushing it