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milksteakenthusiast1

You cut the head off of one of these accounts, and nine others with severe language barriers will rise


Ray_Dorepp

Ah, the 21st century Hydra.


TheBigChungoos

The bane of our existence


_GABO_

21st Century Hydra is great, saw them play at the bowl last weekend.


AcadianViking

Honestly looked it up cause it legit sounds like a band. Was disappointed


BlokBroTM

It WOULD make a nice band tho “Jimmy didnt show up! We don’t have enough people for the performance” “But like, really? …” The Band: 😐😐🫥. 😐😐🗡️. 😐😐😐.


-KillSwitch-UK-FR-

Pretty sure Jimmy quit. Oh and Joey got married.


beautypanner

Should've known they'd never get far...


BlokBroTM

Good for Joey!


Irishwolfhound13

He had three kids before his wife cheated on him, left, took everything he owned and the kids. Poor bastard has just enough money to pay child support and not starve. Last I heard he was living in a van by the river.


Gargoyle943

Jimmy quit Jody got married


Babii2point0

Yah me too! Bane of Existance performed an awesome open for them. Definitely a show to remember.


CoraBittering

I like their early stuff better.


Azusanga

We're still IN the early stuff


bless_ure_harte

I am Alpharius?


Tesco_Mobile

I am also Alpharius glad to see we still have a hold here


-i_like_trees-

their grammar gets worse and worse each time you cut their head off


Last-Doughnut-1004

99% of instagram is/are(?) these stupid things and ads tacked on the end of everything (as if they aren’t present every 3 posts)


SuchCoolBrandon

I unfollowed someone on Instagram because he began including the same “thank you for liking and following and saving my posts” video as a second video on every single post.


Stellefeder

I have an Instagram for my cat that's got a decent amount of followers considering I don't do shit to increase views. (She's a rescue from a gone-viral shelter and came with a fan base when I adopted her - the social media is for them more than anything). I get SO MUCH spam from these farming accounts asking me to send them photos or promote their shit. Everytime I report, block and delete their comments and DMs. They just don't stop. It's exhausting. And my Instagram is small! I can't imagine the more popular accounts.


Unlucky_Sherbert_468

Yeah, but so is reddit, right? Aren't we doing the same thing right now, but with a different emotional appeal?


Bread_Truck

Had to mute r/MadeMeSmile a few weeks back because every post is just a photo of a person I don’t know and a caption that says “I’ve been sober for X days”. Good for you but thousands of people get sober every day and your face is not interesting content. This isn’t your Facebook page. The post that finally made me mute was someone who quit smoking a month ago. I went into the comments and someone asked how they did it and they said “I started vaping!” FFS how low is the bar?


naughtilidae

/r/pics used to have arguments about if they should allow weight loss progress pictures After realising 90% are women with less clothing in the second shot... It became clear the answer was yes There's no reason these can't be their own sub; I'm sure /r/sober is probably a thing already.


poopoopee3ee

In general, the more popular sub gets the more shitty. The only problem with being a reddit addict is that small good subs that fit things I'm interested in don't have much content to read, so you have to go to the shithole that is /r/all and see /r/pics tier posts.


WaterlooMall

Caption: My (girlfriend/wife/mom/sister/niece/daughter) just finished playing Breath of the Wild for the first time just as my dog beat cancer, my WW2 vet grandpa celebrated his birthday, and the pizza guy delivered a pizza with a funny message in the box. The picture: An Instagram model that is showing her DD cleavage holding an X-Box controller.


thebutcherbunny

Stop making sense. Like, right this moment!


zxvegasxz

Take my upvote!


Brutalitor

Yeah I was gonna say lol. So much of reddit is just shitty garbage that people upvote on emotion and not because it's actually interesting.


soulseeker31

Reminds me of facebook shit. Oh wait, these both are related right? ![gif](giphy|99TFBc6rXqrHG)


BOT_Execute-fan

Its kinda relaxing to look at medhis eyebrows…


MrLogicWins

Is this the Iranian electrical engineer guy who does safety gone wrong videos on YouTube?!


soulseeker31

Yes, the master who shows up how not to mess up. YouTube: Electroboom


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|02x7tXG3NBXuJ8vOJK)


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

Smdh


bendover912

My favorite is the list of 27 things you won't believe - with each one on it's own page, surrounded by adds with a next button at the bottom to go to the next one in the list.


-i_like_trees-

thats basically based on what the algorithm thinks you would enjoy but I do agree. I find that I get the "give me 3 notifications for a good year" way too often and I can't get rid of them


canigohomepleaze

Guys i have brain damage and cancer and heart disease please upvote and share


Aggravating_Kale_987

Like and share, and Jesus will heal my cancer!! Type "AMEN"!!11!!


Sp3cial_3DD

"AMEN"!!11!!


txivotv

"AMEN"!!11!!


megazard2

“AMEN”!!11!!


justmequacking

“AMEN”!!11!!


TahoeLT

"AMEN"!!!1 Dammit I screwed it up, sorry about making your cancer worse.


ThatOneGuy2k01

He’s dead now because of you


BlueDaisyCat

I'm getting wierd looks for cracking up at your comment- thank you for the laugh =\]


Babii2point0

I'm dying laughing so hard because of you.


VoidQueenK423

Guys I'm dying of laughter please upvote and share the start of the thread to help me live


Legal_Network6458

I said, "AMEN BROTHA"


live-the-future

Why you be bringing brothels into this? The guy's got cancer


trenthany

Is there a better time for brothels?


-Cunt-Cunt-

"AMEN"!!11!!


samgarita

you should set up a gofundme. Prayers sent


cbrown146

You forgot to send thoughts!


SullaFelix78

I don’t have any.


Nomailforu

And prayers! Don’t forget the prayers!


jsquareddddd

1 Like=1 Pray


tootiredmeh

Screw the upvotes, DM me some bobs


VoidQueenK423

Which Bobs do you want? Dylan? Muyskens? Marley? I got a ton of Ross for ya.


zombie_shrimp82

guys I’m burning alive please like, upvote, share and heart me


thiswasyouridea

One share equals 1 prayer!!!!11!!


Bluberrypotato

But does your mom still think you're beautiful?


wilson300z

Use me as your downvote and share!


WaterlooMall

Like this if you crank it to Jesus instead of giving into your homosexual liberal urges when you get horny. Share if in your fantasies he's the bottom.


BEAN_DYNAMITE

CRANK THAT HOG BROTHA!!!!!!


Hychus232

Guys this is so sad 😭😭😭 can we get 15,000 likes????? 😂😏🤪😂


sergeant_frost

Same I deserve the upvotes I crashed my bike while racing and my butt hurts😭 Edit : I just realized the backlash I'll get for this so just to clarify I'm joking..... Well I'm joking


canigohomepleaze

Why would you lie about something so serious? Downvote squad...unite!


sergeant_frost

Serious... Serious how the fuck is my butt hurting serious?


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Own-Personality-6671

An upvote farming post about likefarming posts. If you need it that bad, I’ll give you my upvote, just so you’re a little less sad.


lunarosa_44

And not even familiar with cropping before posting


BetterEveryLeapYear

Fucking ironic... Don't upvote though, they are mostly farming karma to sell accounts for propaganda and astroturfing use later.


VoidQueenK423

Hey I found the comment that I reported the bot for copying earlier


FlaminVapor

Isn’t OP a real account?


colantor

Im impressed the dog can type


jonanncos

Especially after the stroke


colantor

I know right?!


Bworm98

I saw them everywhere on Facebook, one of many reasons I ended up deleting my account. "Like this post or you don't love Jesus" Feck off.


bjanas

If I see one more Tweet with a picture of a record player that says "if you remember THIS then you're cool, and older than dirt!" No, Sharon. You are not special because you know what, like, an overhead projector is. Chill.


Adventurous-Egg5343

And when I say no?


pepesilvia_esq

So essentially these are made to create accounts with high interactions and followers. Then after 6 months the account gets converted to whatever brand the marketing firm needs to promote. You’ll notice these will pop up in your feed and then all of a sudden one day you’re seeing a bunch of ad accounts selling you something


gymshorts2tight

Reddit is filled with this. So many karmawhores asking stupid questions with an image tied to the post so they can get more engagement and more upvotes.


HansTilburg

Could be worse though. There are subs where they use the word ‘pupper’ and ‘goodboi’ for their dogs. I once made a comment containing both words under a post that showed a Roomba having spread dog shit all over a living room. It scored the second highest number of downvotes ever, for me.


burman07

What managed to get you more downvotes than that?


HansTilburg

Someone asked for a good movie to watch on the first date with his gay friend and I wrote ‘Bareback Mountain’ instead of Brokeback Mountain’.


Bobthemime

he posted an unpopular opinion in /r/unpopularopinion


Mintimperial69

That goodboi robot pupper was just fertilisering the house in prep for helping plant some inflation bastion indoor lounge crops…


Ferro_Giconi

I don't really see anything wrong with using those words. Or is it done in some awful cringe way?


HansTilburg

Well, these words irritated me so much I used them in that comment, and dog lovers did not like me for it. Which I understand.


tibearius1123

It’s all overplayed and annoying.


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tibearius1123

“Well as an introvert…” 🤮🤮🤮


VoidQueenK423

Why are you using the emoji of Shrek getting head...?


deradera

Best possible comment to be #2


genesiscaws

You can't just say that and NOT tell us the #1 comment


HansTilburg

Someone asked for a good movie to watch on the first date with his gay friend and I wrote ‘Bareback Mountain’ instead of Brokeback Mountain’.


Bobthemime

100% bet that it was stolen from when Geoff's Roomba did that.. but not on the AH/RT subreddit.. so where others will upvote you for making jokes.. that subreddit seems to be one to stay away from


Rumin8ting_

Fuck me this just made me laugh so fucking hard I started crying


ChefOfRamen

I need a link for this.


Strangetimer

I’m a disabled widowed orphan firefighter with a speech impediment like and share if you wouldn’t beat me to death with a baseball bat


raventhrowaway666

The internet has conditioned me to hate anything that's aww-inspiring or cutesy for likes and clicks. Babies giggling? FUCK em, I know it's just a long con to sell me supplements.


0RN10

I got stroke rn, upvote to cure me please!! 🤒🤒🤒


Canariki

Die🗿


0RN10

Pls don't🗿me brooooooo. 😱😱😱😱😱


InureOfficial

I am also stroking really hard right now


Primary_Way2356

The paradox: This post is a likefarm for those who do not like likefarming posts...


Enough-Storm7739

So basically /r/aww


gymshorts2tight

And, in general, every major subreddit.


demonslayer9911

I have cancer Send crypto to this address bc1qtmv3ewrm3jxjuz6u7ul7j6wuc3wt6lpaa7g9uv And type AMEN


prettyuser

Reminds me of Facebook when it started mass spamming old grandmas who needed a like and share to survive.


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Phantom_Wolf52

Yeah it sucks that he’s being used for like farming


MurphysRazor

Meh... it does look kinda farmdog-ish.


Mccobsta

A friends dog looks somewhat similar no stroke just derpy


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Beautiful? No. But that isn't required. Not everything has to be beautiful. I figure this is probably still a great dog to have around. Would give lots of pets and scratches.


legoshi_loyalty

I think this dog is literally just missing one of his teeth.


spcking

I had a dog whose tongue did this because of a brain tumor.


Always-Panic

I totally forgot IG was still a thing.


500Danes

Always beautiful


Taj_Mahole

As opposed to this post, OP? Lol Jesus talk about the pot calling the kettle black.


GiveMeMoreBurritos

Even more common on reddit


Miss-AnnThrope

IF YOU DONT LIKE IMMEDIATELY DOGGO GET THE NEEDLE


DiscoFlower8890

"Liked by homeinen_kallo" torille perkele


bassin_matt_112

And guess what? You’re karma farming!


possiblycrazy79

I'm not mad at the posts, I'm mad at the people who like & share them.


WinkyTheFrog

Hope you’re prepared for a months worth of bad luck for scrolling without giving it a like


ServingTheMaster

I would name it ‘dog food’


thebiggestpinkcake

My mom says I won't get any awards or upvotes for this comment. Like if you disagree.


ErwinMatsumoto

It’s sad, and I feel bad now. But why the fuck post this if it’s not for something serious? I mean, it’s a bit strange to basically be bragging about how your dog survived a stroke (which many dogs don’t) and then posting a picture you know is gratuitous


Not_A_Burner_Acct

double tapped, thank u, god bless


CounterfeitRed

Love dog, hate post, won't like.


tiparium

Aight but you're literally just reposting it. For updoots. Hypocrisy much?


WallTrue508

No, no I don't think the dog is still beautiful.


Sp3cial_3DD

That dog is ugly though


Acrobatic-Fun-7177

Just don’t give them attention


StickyPornMags

curse ,grumble , exhale , reach up and scroll more...


1BoiledCabbage

Reminds me of those FB poststs that went something like "Like this post if you love this dog, ignore if you're a monster"


Tommy_Daveed

I've seen people do this with murder victims and it's terrible


Travmurrayinthishoe

Yes.. but can’t say the same for your mom.. she looks like 10 lbs. of shit in a 5 lb. Sack


blackbeautybyseven

Surprised they are not asking for help naming the poor thing.


-Cunt-Cunt-

No, no I don't


Educational-Goal2703

Ok…I wouldn’t consider this “like farming” more like just a general statement. But to answer the images question…yes, the dog is still beautiful.


kyleh0

Farming likes by complaining about farming likes is next level. Why not just ... not post?


MNDFND

The mom - "bark ?"


Jewsusgr8

Is this an upvote farm?


Commercial-Break1877

Someone please explain the literal point of Instagram other than online attention seeking!


Lesbiancarpetmuncher

I'm gonna go to hell but ...... Lezduit


DespacitoGamer57

proceeds to post on reddit to karma farm.


FreshBakedButtcheeks

Instagram is trash. What do you expect?


Vortex112

Basically all the pet subreddits too


False-Society-7567

They are irritating and I hate them, yes.


britainknee

“Like for Jesus. Comment 'Amen' for Heaven.” I keep scrolling for Satan every time. 😈


Spirited-Republic-72

Why must the likefarmers username literally Be moldy skull...


fuckina420

I hate those so much. I blocked someone I've known since kindergarten on facebook for daily likefarming. I can't stand that shit


catsmagic-3

Absolutely. You are beautiful.


binky779

"Turn off suggested posts for 30 days"


lucq22

Ive really learnt to hate positive posts on social media becouse it always feels staged or done just because there is a camera


Pher_yl

Stop following bot accounts then lol.


Diazmet

4500+likes hmmmmmmmmm big brain time


Globbelgorb

Reddit isn't any different


georgetheinfinite

Cutest dogggo


JonLeePButler

"if you don't like and share this post with 10 friends will be cursed with bad luck".


AngerFurnace

I agree your mom thinks your beautiful


ZedME_

"Once its there, its there forever"


Nicadeemus39

My mom posts stuff like this all the time, but she's 75 and cute so it's not a big deal. The only reason I still have my fb is to like her posts daily.


GyradosSushi

Buhhack Horthman amd Mtha Peahut Buhhuer ie tha sthame room? Wha isth thith, a crothover epithode?


JohnOliverismysexgod

Yes! Gorgeous dog!


axul

It's funny there's currently an almost identical post at the top of r/all right now https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/10lrldy/farm_herd_casper_who_faced_off_11_coyotes_and/


hisroyalbonkess

You're just adding fuel to the fire.


Level_Repair_7058

That dog give me nightmares


petje95

Remind me of those Facebook post that just said "like if you love your mother, ignore if you hate her and want her to die and go to hell and if you like Hitler". Those were just the most desperate for some likes.


Forged04

Just an FYI, watch out for all the uncovered shit on the picture. Someone could **very** easily dox you from just the stuff shown.


ShockDragon

Poor dog. I hate it when owners use situations like these to their own advantage.


Nabrok_Necropants

I know I'm pissing in the wind but I block every one of these accounts that finds it's way into my feed.


thiswasyouridea

I still think her life is valuable! Type (heart emoji) if you agree! Type (angry face ) if you think she should be torn apart by wolves.


octobro13

SHE LYIN 😭😭😭


JACK_AXEFIST

Redditor discovers instagram for the first time


heyuhitsyaboi

The sloppiest of water drinkers i love that dog


TheRealNap0le0n

1 like = 100 prayers


sergeant_frost

My guy had his his phone on silent with notifications from Facebook reddit and I'm pretty sure that's twitch with Bluetooth on and an alarm at 2o clock with 31 percent left on his phone... Ur welcome for add this useless pieces of information


Degneva422

Poor baby :( the tooth and tongue hanging out makes me feel terrible huh


GeorgyZhukovJr

ngl he is beautiful


drlongfinger

1 like = 1 prayer


Dazzling-Gur4260

I’m liking everything with a pet in it IDGAF.


drUniversalis

Well well well, if that isn't good old irony knocking on your door.


Scar3cr0w_

I love how you have used a like farm post to like farm on Reddit. You even caught me in your like farm net! Now, everyone like my liking of the like farm escapade so we can continue the like farm continuum!


FillBrilliant6043

No you're ugly and your mom's dumb


michelleflowbama

YOU made a likefarming post.


AnAussieDev

This a meta karma farming post about hating other karma posts (farming likes on FB)


KawaiiDere

No. Ugly dog, stop begging for likes. That kind of behavior is despicable


TemporaryAmbassador1

Are you upvote farming by hating like farming? 😂


gydorack

It's possible that's what they're doing, but it's also possible that they are just raising exposure and understanding of pet health issues and showing off a pucture of their good boy. I prefer to think it's the later option even if it's not true.


Aggressive-Ad-5316

Isn’t that half of facebook users


DuckStep43

Beautiful? No. Beautiful soul? Sure.


Sneakiest_Mcsausage

Dogs ugly af. I hate it. I’m suing


tibearius1123

Someone should double tap that pour dog and put it out of its misery.


Gary_Vigoda

Don't care, pets dog.


HeyyoBurg

So fucking annoying Upvote if you agree